LI HTS UT 1 If A in F, 2 , I 'N I , inn .. , fl . ,, - 4 . , -, u 51 1 'fi fb 'I I ' 4 : . N 'X'-.2 51651 A ,ff V ' WL I , V f fk :K R' V. . .., ' V i 'E fl: A A - 'B - K P INTRODUCTION. In submitting this volume to the students, alumni and many friends of Tarkio College, we fully realize its defects. Ivve make no pretence to having produced any- thing wonderful or new. ,We acknowledge that former annuals of our own College and of other colleges have offered us many suggestions. In spite of all this, however, we hcfpe our little book may find favor with its readers. Qur only claim to distinction is found in the name of our annual. We cannot boast that We have published the first annual nor would we assert that we have the best. We only ask that in after years we may he remembered as the first class to publish Tarkianag the name by which all succeeding annuals will be known. We thank all friends and especially the members of the alumni who by their encouragement and contributions have so greatly aided us. We hope that nothing in this volume will cause offense to its readers. The jokes and the roasts carry with them no malice. We would have you remember that often those who are most roasted are most beloved. Qur aim has been to give a record of our College life, work and spirit for this past year. If, therefore, Tarkiana serves to while away a few idle hours or to recall pleasant memories of College days, the class of l907 will feel amply repaid for its labor. .i at . 3 O 4- G 2 ' . Y V L blY'B Bum fx W ami . .-.. . ilvii lifz ' -i -1- .1 -. -. f .. --. ,, . ,- -Q ' A P-'..4.i.:f ef -Klfgp fir? 27 ,V V TO TARKIANA. llair Tarlciana. best lovecl chilcl of all our hopes. We cast thee on the world alone, untriecl. Our wishes only and our hopes do follow thee. We pray, the world with thee is satisfied. We could not give thee worldly wisdom of old men But what we have we freely give it now. All young in years and life, are thy progenitors, Not from olcl heacl, lVIinerva-like, sprang'st thou. Our hearts, our hopes are with thee cn thy Wayg Thou art the culmination of our stuclenthoocl. Perhaps a prophecy thou art of future fame, We hope thou art a harhinger of good. Yi e' ve plucked the hrst fruits from our harvest heldg The 'oest we had to give we gave it thee. lVlay'st thou not he ill-starred nor hopeless lost, In thy lone battle on life's stormy sea. To thee the class of nineteen seven eier looks As most remembered procluct of our days. Whe.n e'er we think of clear old Tarkio, We '11 call to mind our Tarkianais praise. Thou art our owng thou art the hrst of all the hooks By Tarkio's stuclents, wish and Tarkiana namedg Thou art the first of all thy kind in name, And clo We hope too far to say, thou art hrst fanied? ,,f 5 UI 11 m'91 'N Vwainaa i f 'H' EMM sm iuif nlfl f- Q lu ' '- '?.'f Hf'1lM l1mnllul1l .L H i 'i .i :r'A , '?f,,:::55-- I H I MH! f 1 ' 41 F 'I' :::-- .,.,, 'E 1145 t AX ,li .4 fV. .., PA QM 1 HIT ,I ,s,.,. ' ' . -- ll I' I :gully i , fp -1 OLD CQLLEGE BUILDING 3.. NEW COLLEGE BUILDING 9- PRESIDENT I. A. THOMPSON J... - f' 1:2g,1.:r . .ag f-A y - 1 -f .f V A gif gg.. '1 ' -vw-ai: .- ' 1 4, :2'm',-14,1 ,JSM 1 V , , F Af' V +: V .v., A -f'+f'5rs:,f1f!'w Y' . i' :A V, '- 155-3 Q--,gg zz-. -- ' ,s s x V 13' 3' 194 J ff 'H ' 1, ff 1 A 35. in k ,,.,. 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'1:1.11f.3:i' iz' fs' if -SQ-rq'f1.a-:E-'.f-1:2-1-::gf?'-.Xin-4:0r-:.:-:-'1rf122f:3js-- -v 1' ff Wi: 'f 2145 , .. i ,f .:: 14' 1114-:ma-2.Z:::-: 1'.i. 4-zifzfwregk .JH w e-:Hg , f if: '12 -5' - -iii' ,E31,L1?:' .. ,mfy 12-if:-:wiv ,s523fi f3g'g'f ,wi-ggsfv.-f.:-ff21:1-:h-11M '- ' ' ,:-r-:- 5.4 f, ,gm-4-Q-,,.,,::f5.:Qgsm- f V- I , , , V, - -4,-f i.. 4 N- L'-:ff 5 .. if ' I '- DR. MARSHALL First President of Tarkio College REV. J. D. REV. REV. HON. BOARD OF DIRECTORS. R. A. EVANS .... .. BARR, ESQ ...... W. R. SAWHILL. . . J. BUFF JACKSON ..... SILAS I-I. PRATHER. . . THOMAS MURRARY, ESQ .... XVILLIAIVI F. RANKIN, ESQ.. . . . ..Kansas City, Mo . . . . . .Liberty, Neb . .... Jyashington, Ia . . .C-reenfIe1d, Ia . . . . .Tarkio, M0 . . . .Dur1bar, Neb . . .Tarkio, Mo REV. A. DAVIDSON ....... ..... L enox, Ia HON. DAVID RANKIN ...., ........ T arkio, Mo REV. P. GIBSON ......... ..... F ort Morgan, Colo REV. JAMES D. GRAHAM ..... ......... C arlisle, Ia ARTHUR ORVIISLE WILSON, ESQ.. . . ..... St. Louis, Mo JOHN P. STEVENSON, ESQ ..... ..... T arkio, Mo -12- AH LADIES' ADVISORY BOARD. I. Mrs. F. Ross. 4. Mrs. D. Rankin. 2. Mrs. P. Stevenson. 5. Mrs. R. B. A. McBride 3. Mrs. A. Thompson. 6. Mrs. S. H. Prather. ..L3- MARSHALL HALL MRS. ROSS Dean of Women, MRS. LAWTHER Matron of Marshall Hall EDITGRIAL STAFF . MARGARET H. GIFFEN ..... .... E ditor-in-Chief Louisa F. BOTKIN ..... W. I-I. NIERRIAM .... HINDA J. STEWART W. M. LYNN ...... EDNA A. WEINGART' .... .... 6 .,- Assistant Editors . . . .Poet . . . . .Athletics .....Art 'ax x 1, A q -, -Hanky? .,,.,.f eg, A X I M58 - .?,N25, Q . - 'T fi: . gs ' ex- Glf evxq 546 uamijljnayfm '. AS Qu . E491 'ko -Q1 r, -?0Ul5g A: ' . .. , -. TARKIO COLLEGE. Tarkio College began its career twenty-three years ago. Constant progress has wrought many changes. Since its beginning the institution has changed in management, in name, and in site. MANAGEMENT.-Non-denominational and under private management in the be- ginning, it remained so but a single year when the control was transferred to the College Springs Presbytery of the United Presbyterian Church. Although the college was non- dencniinational in the first months, its founders were principally United Presbyterians. NAME.-The first charter was issued on June the 4th, 1833, designating the in- stitution as Tarkio Valley College and Normal Institute. A new charter was secured january 3lst, 1885, under the simple name, Tarkio College, and such it has remained. SQTE.-The hrst college building was located near the business part of the town. The change was the result of the fire. On January l7th, l892, fire consumed the college building and the loss was completeg but time has shown the hand of God in these providences. 1 The new site is a twenty-acre plot just west of the city. Upon this site now stand three commodious buildingsg the main college buildingg lVlarshall Hall, the home for ladlesg and the men's dormitory. The location is high and sanitary, and from the Col- lege may be had a fine view of the town, the valley, and the opposite hills. But another change more vital than all these has gradually been taking place. The institution was opened on August 30th, I883, and on the evening of that day the College had commenced its career with an enrollment of eleven students. The first year closed with an enrc-llrnent of 64 students, and a faculty eight in num- ber. The College closed the winter term of its twenty-third year with a faculty of twenty-four, and three hundred twelve students enrolled. Over two thousand students have been in attendance during these twenty-three years, and one hundred thirty-nine teachers have been employed. Tarkio's Alumni compose two hundred twenty-seven grad- uates. Of these seven have taken Princeton's A.B. with one year of study, and two have taken her A.lVl.' with an additfonal year. Four have taken Yale,s A.B. with one year, and two have taken the A.lVl. from the same institution with two year,s work. Two lady graduates have taken Wellesley's A.lVl. degree. Tarkio has furnished honor graduates to both Yale and Princeton. The first commencement occurreci in 1887 with one lone U aduate. The largest class Graduated in .399 with an enrollment of 24. Tarkio s graduates are found in almost every State in the Union and in Mexico, Merritt ' v,E:j'b,gf '41 fr .f . . f i ' .-at 1 -tl at 'ffilig i 2 D ,ffii 5157 551121 , ,acer in-1, , fl-E Q.. 1 R 4 E gf- I .1 O lv, if ,. 'Ke O 1. J .3 if V X551 wg?-,M i fksovi Am- x get f wifi A095573 ff-tg U I-nilpi SN' i XUV A CA nished an average of one missionary to the foreign field for every yeaiiof its eristence Tarkio College was admitted to the Missouri College Union in December 1902 at M, ,fQa.,-i.,. m' .a.,i,,....4. Kin. ,. is . , ,M 'ist H wlinfvrtn- .-- . ,N Alaska, Egypt, India, and Turkey. -lt is a signihcant fact that the college has fur-f-:Qi 1 A5 5 . . . . . . 2.54 Flhis Union is composed of the ten colleges and universities of highest standing in the Stale. One qualification of admission is an endowment of at least S100,000.00. In Oratory we have been well represented. Four titres has Tarkio stood for her State in the inter State contest, winning fourth place out of eleven contestants in 1905. PURPOSE.-Cue respect in which the college has not changed in all its twenty-three years is in the degree of scholarship which it has maintained. And in pursuance of this purpose it has been the constant aim to retain a faculty of the highest standard. As few changes as possible are made in the corps of instructors. The present President has been serving in that capacity since '87, the Professor of Chemistry since '89g the Professor cf Creek since ,905 and the Professor of Mathematics since '92, All of ,which is dryly statistical, but clearly indicative of earnest effort on the part of teachers, the constantly increasing interest of all who in any way come in touch with the college, and, as a consequence, the steady growth of the institution. A LOOK l7ORWARD.-Tarkiois enrollment for 1905-6 has been larger than ever and collegiate departments have greatly increasedg in the last before. The preparatory two years the conservatory has more than doubled, the vocal department has tripled. A new conservatory and an additional instructor in that department is part of the plan for next year's work. With a new dormitory for men, and our additional endowment of f1S100,000.00 from its liberal patron, David Rankin, and the other warm friends of the College, we look out upon the future with brightest hopes. X D.D. upon the following Tarkio College has conferred the honorary degree of DSTSOHS I 1893 1894 1895 1896 1897 1898. 1899 1900. 1901 1902 1903 1904 1905 Rev Rev Rev. Rev Rev No Rev Rev Rev Rev Rev Rev Rev . S. W. Cxilkey, of lVlercer, Penn. Robert M. Russell, of Pittsburg, Penn. Linus N. Lafferty, of Creston, lowa. .Charles l-l. Strong, of Sterling, Kansas. David M. McClellan, of Kansas City, Kansas. degree was conferred. J. W. Martin, of Millersburg, Qhio. flgeceasedl. W. T. McConnell, of Turtle Creek, Penn. Josiah Huston, of Wilmington, Del. . Robert lVlcCready, of Pawnee City, Neb. James P. Davis, of Ainsworth, la. J. Kelley Cniffen, of Khartoum, The Soudan. John A. Henderson, of Allegheny, Penn. 1 EVERYBODY WORKS BUT THE FACULTY l. Oh, a studentis life is a hard one, l-le 's at his work all day, It 's this thing here and that thing there And not much time for play. l-le's up at six in the morning To begin his all-day grind And even at night the spectre of work l-launts his belabored mind. l-low often he looks with longing At the Faculty lazy and sleek ' And wishes he could be in their shoes For just one tiny week. l-low nice to assign long lessons And hear the students groan As they make the vain endeavor To do three day's work in one. CHORUS. Oh! everybody works but the Faculty, And they 've a nice soft snap. Just sit in class with a haughty air, And never work a rap. They 've a lead-pipe cinch on the students As sure as sure can be, For everybody works in college But the Facultee. H. If you get too smart with your lessons They 'll give you a thesis to write, Or pile up the outside reading To keep you awake all night. They 'll go on the way rejoicing And let you dig away, You neednlt think they care a whoop For anything you say. Oh! they can while away the time A playing Forty-Two. The only thing they care for ls that you ,ve enough to do. So keep your nose on the grindstone And don't bemoan your fate, Just dig away and hope and pray That they donlt Hunk you straight. CHORUS. Oh! everybody works but the Faculty, And they've a nice soft snap. Just sit in class with a haughty air And never work a rap. They 've a lead-pipe cinch on the students As sure as sure can be, For everybody works in college But the Facultee. -Alumnus REV. JOS, ADDISON THOMP- SON, D.D. Monmouth College, A.B., 18825 Dartmouth College, A.M., l885'g Al- legheny Seminary, 1883-1885, Princeton Seminary, l885-l886g Pastor at Chet- opa, Kansas, i886-l887: President of Tarkio College since 1887, D.D. from Westminster College, l89l. JOHN CALVIN ADAIR, A.B. Westminster College, AB., 1882- I886g Johns Hopkins University, 1887- l889, 1895-I896g Professor of Chem- istry in Westminster College. 1886- 1887, Professor of'Chemistry in Tarkio College since l 889. JOHN VALLANCE BROWN, AM. Professor of Greek Language and Literature. A.B., Monmouth College, l89O, and A.M., 18939 Graduate Stu- dent in Greek and Latin, Johns l-lopkins Universitv, l 893-l 894: Correspondence Student, Diploma, and First Rank in Ad- vanced New Testament Greek, Univer- sity of Chicago, 1897 g Vice-President, i899-l905g Professor of C-reek Lan- guage and Literature, Tarkio College since l890. PETER CURRIE IVIQKILLOP, AB. Canadian Literary Institute, i875- 1877, McGill University, A.B., l878- I882g University of California, l900- 1901, Professor of Pure and Applied Mathematics in Tarkio College since 1892. CHARLES BELL MCMULLEN, A.M. Tarkio College, A.B., i889-l904g Princeton University, AB., IS95- 1896, A.M., 1900-1901, Princeton Theological Seminary, B.D.. T897- l9Olg Yale University, i904-l9U5g Professor of Psychology and Philosophy. . . ,-.-. - f. 413'-we .i ,.:.-,tn ,Z Qu 'l-'1,,,j- s wg, g::Z?fE'ijg5f',.'E:'i51, 1 f- sage. . :saw 24 '-r ib . ?Y'Zf '1,:2, . ., ,... .1 f . .,,,- .f 1 .4 'W iff :fi 1-5 ,Q3Cf:E!:' ' ,ji J-:Q - 5i4gif,., . . ' . -fp: ' ' 1, ev-a...'--A ,.1 ,, -e.'?bfQZTLxQ 53-' Q Q. 3 ' W A: 1, if Q if -' ANNA GRACE. MARLIN, B.S. Tarkio College, B.S., l899g National School of Oratory, BE., 1900, Under Prof. S. H. Clark, Chicago University ancl Miss Bertha Kunz Baker of New York, l904, at Chautauqua, New Yorlcg Professor of Gratory ancl Elocution. ' -22- CARO LYNN, A.M. Tarkio College, AB., l8953 Colorado College, A.M., 1904, Professor of Latin ancl German, Mexico City, High School ancl University, l904-l905g Pro- fessor of Latin Language and Literature. THOMAS PERCIVAL BEYER, A B.S. Dickinson Seminary, B.S., 1895--18985 Vifeslevan University. flVlicldletown, Conn., B.S., 1899-19033 Professor of English Literature and History. GEORGE HERBERT LAMSON, Jr., CYNTHIA M, MCCAGUE, M'S' Studied French nine years uncler private tutors. the last three years of which were spent in special work uncler native French tutors. Professor of French Language and Literature. Connecticut Agricultural College, B. Agr., l902g Boston University, BS., l903g Yale University. lVl.S., I905g Professor of Biology and Botanv. JULIUS SHAW WEINGART. AB. Muskingum College, l 89 6-l 900g Tarkio College, AB., l90Z-l905: Professor of German Language and' Literature. TARKIO COLLEGE COLORS. Purple and Cream. TARKIO COLLEGE YELLS. Rip! Bang! Hip! Ho! Cel there! Rain or snow! Set fre! Tarlfiol Razzel-dazze!! Hohble-gobhle! Zip! Boom! Tarkio! Tarlfio! Rah! Rah! Rah! 'LDORMX' Fing yongi! tear up the earth! Hoi-goh-tamale, Hey rubc! MARSHALL I-IALL. W We are, Ive arc, don'i you sec? Hallamazoo ! Hallamazall ! We are ihe girls of lwarshall Hall. ' ho are, Ivho are, lvho are Ivc3 - gi-- Bah! ' ?VY 'E' I . GONE T0 ' s ' If If , lf at ,, XREENLZYRTNT L i I N1 4 1 A N,g::vtfwF 7 1 3 . j 1 - ,R 9005 ' X 'T . T ', i ' dill lf W, m f eng? i XE X I 1 K '0d i W re ' 'U sg 1, new .,r . E9 S m - Ns'f'eEZf'ugZim dn fy i ' T 4' X ff? iw Q S'siti3J2' Qs-lb AJF' f '-6,3 - CBQ' gf U l.fgL7lFL-cflvmvj gy gy tflc, ea- ' l '--rr-oe LAST DAY IN -rl-te Monrvrweu J Ripsatv Ripsaw Ripsaw Bang, We belong io the funior gang. Are we ii? Well, I should smile, We 've been it for quite a while. Hallahaloo, Hooray! f-Ioorayl We 're the class ll1al's all O. K. Rix Rox Riclgiiy Rix We ,re the class of nineteen six. Hiclfleiy, Haclfleip, Ive are lyriclfs, Pride of the Faculty, nineteen six. CLASS CoLoRs:. Cardinal and Ivory. President .... .. .RALPH W. TIDRICK. Vice-President. . . . . .EST1-IER B. RANKIN. Treasurer . . . . . .W. A. STEWART. Secretary . . ........,.... . . .SUSIE BOYER. ln the fall of '02, occurring so soon after the Buffalo Exposition that one hundred years hence the two will be regarded as contemporaneous, there occurred an event which marked an epoch in the history of Tarkio College and the world. This was the organiza- tion of the class of '06. Ever since, this class has been distinguished by an originality which places it in bold relief against the monotonous similarity which marks the course of other classes. Everything which it has done, it has endeavored to make the best yet, and how well it has succeeded is shown by the envy with which it is regarded by the rr -v - other classes in their feeble attempts to imitate in part its successes. Although leaf in number, through their whole course they have furnished a striking illustration of the superiority of intelligence over brute force. Their freshman year was spent mostly in quiet studying except when two or three of their number took down the Sophomore banner from the tower, and again when a '06 was placed on the new clock face. This latter epi- sode caused a diminution in the numlser of boys in the Sophomore year. Despite this handi- cap. ,06 had the reputation for always holding her own against great odds. The hob- sled ride out to Pete,' VVhite's, the spread at Rankin's while the Juniors and Fresh- men sat below and ate peanuts, and the secret banquet, were the principal events of the year. Already was being manifested that feeling of good will and determination to have a good time which has so signally marked this class in later years. This year was when ulkeyv lost the banner over which the class of '07 still exults triumphantly. Poor things! their insignificant victories in this direction are appreciated on account of their rarity. The lunior year was taken up largely with the production of the Crisis 'Nut said. ilihe annual honhre roast, the bobricle, the Crisis, celebration, and numerous minor jollifications were enjoyed. ln the spring they took first place in the class track meet. ln the Senior year the class took charge of the Phoenix, awoke it from its lethargy and are attempting to again make it a credit to the school and at the same tirre pay expenses. Since the third Prep year this class has contained four captains of the first football teams, besides three Y. M. C. A. Presidents. Seven young men and an equal number of young women are now preparing to go out and reflect credit on their Alma Mater and incidentally on '06, the most congenial class which ever enjoyed the privileges of intellectual coirpanionship. 305, 35, . Zgaegglrgzy 4 - 1 'J ' 0 -' - , use ag V sceev K -?6- RALPH W. TIDRICK, alias TID. President of 'O6. President of C. L. S., '02 and '05. A notable man. l'lails from sunny lowa. Twice member of Athletic Board. Star football player. Captain of '00, Tarkiois big team. Ex- President of Ames Y. lVl. C. A. Has an A from Ames. l-lero of Spanish War. An extensive traveler. Accompanied Lincoln on his flat boat trip to New Qrleans. Finds a certain member of the Junior Class agreeable. Pavorite professoris name, Thompson. l-leight, 6 feet. Breadth of shoulders, 3 feet. Very insignificant looking, and weak physi- cally. We would advise him to take care of him- self. Expects to teach agriculture and football to the Soudanese. It will go hard with the Shullahs if he - ,. . . tackles one of them ESTI-IER B. RANKIN. President of A. L. S., '05. President of Y. W. C. A., '04-,05. President of '06, Freshman year. Soprano in College Double Quartette. Charter member of the class. A royal hostess. Favorite study is philosophy. A radical evolutionist. ln looks fair, ul-ler sunny locks hang upon her temples like a golden fleeceg a golden mesh to entrap the hearts of men faster than gnats in cobwebsf' Always on time. Sails in with Speed. Future vocation, ofhce clerk. i I-I. G. CALHOUN. President A. L. S., 'O6. Member of Y. M. C. A. Bass in the U. P. Choir and Glee Club. l-las low voice and high aspirations. Received his early training at Amity and Penn Colleges. Profound thinker. A prominent philosopher. Born recently. Most recent productions are HAmerica for Peaceu and Problems of Construction of Panama Canal. Noted for his smooth and beautiful translations in Greek-excels ,lebb and Plumptre. l-lails from Kan- sas and is an intimate friend of Carrie Nation. Fre- quents the same paths as Paul. Favorite expressions, W-e-l-l-f, oh, well, it is this way and What do you want to know?,' - 1 . 411111 J .1 4-.ik iz-mis' V - az' J -1 v 3' 1 s ,fear i ' 'fs-j.ie': '-, ,-'- ' . LAURA BOYD. A. L. S. Charter member of '06 class. Its Vice- President, '05, On Y. W. C. A. Cabinet. Editor- in-chief of Phoenix. S. S. teacher. HNancy in Crisis, Assistant in Latin and likes to show off her class before visitors. Pools away lots of time with her books. Aspires to be a prima donna but is handicapped by feeble health. ls experiencing great difficulty' in deciding her future career. l-las just begun a light study in matrimony which-to be Frank-helps her to a conclusion. I-las lots of class spirit. Loves to have do's for the Seniors. May fail in final examinations. l-lobby, playing cards. Aversion, going to S. S. and Church. VV. A. STEWART. President of P. L. S. President of Y. M. C. A., '04-,05. Captain of '06 Basketball Team. l-lolds record in 50 yard dash. Broke records in 220 yard and lZ0 yard hurdles. Prima Donna in Glee Club. Started to College in pre-historic timesf Failed to recite once in I900. Very easily influenced by bad company. Suspended once for gambling. Favorite song is Bonds of Love. l-las lost faith in hair restoratives. Once belonged to '07, but escaped. Authority on Greek verbs. He has a girl. She is his care, his hope, and his delight, most in his thoughts, and ever in his sight. 4if.l ' ' :'. Z' ,sz . ref? rf v Eff? 'ty 5 f 14 , 3 rs n 1 .6 7 N ci Sn, s I ' f ,. 7 ow:-ffifyg f 'W' 1, ,,.b,..,:.,,. , , . . +1551-' -b4glg2'7745t ' , Q-I .1,Q3'.Q:,:'isEF,w:,, !'lg 'iY'-'1'r',' ' 1 'lil-'T X ' ' ' 'f5 ,G'. g!g:1f5fH:gfgQ.i:: ' Mg'-1:-. N .- . if- W ' 1:35:41 ,acl EMILY PORTER. Eyes a little too love ladenf' Playful blushes that seemed naught but luminous escapes of thought. Not that Emily is sentimental-no, but she makes an ideal Priscilla. Her consuming ambi- tion is to teach school, but she never has taught and is likely to get married before old enough. I-las a reputation for making pennants. Indispensable to Y. W. C. A. Writes editorials for the Phoenix. Likely to be expelled from lVlarshall I-lall for in- subordination. I-las her own ideas. Wrote her graduation oration before coming to College. Staunch and loyal to A. L. S. and 'O6. Clever and cap- able. Naughty and nice. Developed her marvel- ous conversational ability by canvassing for books. Expects to take a post-graduate course in The Pire- side University. -- 23- JOHN F. MCKIE. A. L. S. editor of Phoenix. Member of Athletic Board of Control. Captain of Track Team. Holds hammer record. I-las track, football and basketball T's. I-las ambitions for football during his medical course. Was L'Richter in the nCrisis.,' Does not take to the girls, except for class affairs. A quiet but mighty force, for he has the bull-dog char- acteristic stick-to-it-iveness. Started with '07 but jumped. l-le is very puny, nervous and loquacious. Chief attraction, never sings. Only fault, too flirty. GENEVIEVE STEVENSON. HA tender heart, a will inflexible. A slender and graceful maid who by her Winsome ways holds the hearts of strong men. The one great worry of her life is her fear of Hunks. Most unselfishly she shares her honors in C-reek, but she is just a little particular who shall participate in these. She adapts herself well to the parts of Puss Russel or Evangeline. Takes elocution and hopes some day to be an actress. Even now she is fond of debating. Spends vacations read- ing Paul's Epistles. WILLIS K. WEAVER. President C. L. S., '04-,06. Cartoonist. The genius of the class. Athletically inclined, but has a preference to events of short duration. Hence his ability at throwing weights. Thinks he is descended from the monkey tribe and would be one yet if he had not come to Tarkio. l'-las no steady girl for fear of making the rest jealous. Stanberry and Amity have both had the honor of spreading their preparatory branches over his appreciative head. A mighty war- rior, a deep thinker, and a true friend. izg.. if stir..-ra ' er.. ffif , A- V gqqcki. . . , .1 4 -,:6'Q.,.9n?2f ., if ,- .V V' '. r51g4G'- wr Naya .. if s q , I 1 ' fi , L , ' l 5 f 1 ' f f 4, 1 :Q 14, I 7 4 n, f ff A' 1 7,31 fl, offs II' ' r 1... h :I -1 I 1, 17,3 ,gag ,, . .,r....'t-vxwfwvfi !Q'?i ,Ky 2 ' C .:.:t...5.54:p,,g fW5 I-53, A gl. 1 'I 35323 111 .- 1 1 '1 M ' f 1 1 , 1, sf J mix if . . v. ,g..r .f'7f mg..-,g..g,-: - -Q - A if-1 --vi'.'.,'.:w'f,:,ff-J'..f51 1- M M .. . M. EATI-IEL WOQDS. F ond of natural scenery. Lives in the tall timber fRed Calif. Very tall. Travelled extensiveivf- went to Fairfax a year ago and to Amity this year. Likes the boys. Accomplished in oratory. Expects to operate a bakery in Cuba next year. Sings difh- cult melodies. Keeps company with young men regularly. Paints prize winning portraits of notezl heroes. Reads Greek readily. Speaks three lan- guages. Writes to a friend in Arizona. Rooms down town. .studied Phrenology, took up Csteopathy ,fn ' .5 fits'-.i 11:1 . W., .-fill...-.. va 6 . -..n.-.-..f,...4w.,-1 .,., - 4. .- , wi-,.f. r.4.,.1 ' 1-fra. ..,...1. .. U A. ,. instead after a year's experience on the stage. FRAXK N. CRAWFGRD. Business manager of the Phoenix and great hust- ler. Star actor. 'Ll-loppern in Crisis.', Very bashful. Can hardly be persuaded to speak when in company. Takes honors when he gets them. Was originally in class of '04, but waited for '06, Prominent athlete. Treasurer of Anty-over Associa- tion. Played guard in class basketball team, '04-5 and '05-6. Tenor in U. P. Choir and Glee Club. Born in pre-historic times. lntends to be a prize fighter when he grows up. ls declaimer of disability. Fault, confirmed. Redeezring feature, occupies little space. . 'Y ff-we-, SUSIE. E. BOYER. V Formerly a member of the class of 'O5. Forward on Ladies, Basketball Team. Avoids excitement. l-lad a sister who was a cleacc-ness. Got married. Susie is going to be a cleaconess. Will make a good wife for a Methodist preacher. Very pugnaceous. Authority on evolution and everything. Never known to laugh. l-las cute double chin and black eyes. Favorite occupation, sitting wrapped in thought con- cerning the Absolute and Infinite. Principal virtue, going to prayer meeting. Principal fault, very reticent. -30- K PAUL A. FERRIER. I On their own merits modest men are dumb., -Coleman 'By his works ye shall know himf' Captain Football Team, '05, ' President Y. M. C. A., '05-'06, Member of College Glee Club. Vfinner Athletic Contest. President Class '06, Junior Year. Holder of Broacl Jurrp Record. Business Managei' Phoenix. President Forum Literary Society, ,06. Member Double Quartette. Star in the HCrisis H Member U. P. Church Choir. Habitual Smoker. - lnveteratc Gambler. Perpetual Drinker. Terror of the Faculty. Deacl Game Sport. EDITH ALEXANDER GIBB. ustuclious she is but in stature small, a clumpy Womang with coquettish charms arrayecl, laughing eyes and fugitivef' In Belfast born, in America matured. With Irish wit and Tarkio culture. In '03 a Freshman, in '04 a Junior, in ,OS a school ' 'li A 1 ' .. 'ff Q 5.1.4, J'- ' ,., ,Q 1, 5'-F .i, f??4::f .. -- marm, in '06 a Senior with A. L. S. and A. B. honors. This is our Edith. - -3-. Ln. WE SEEN YER BANNER. November 9th of IQO5 The Seniors all, too old to drive, Cn passenger bound north to Coin, Did gayly start our team to join. 'Wie seen yer banner! The students all with mighty yell, Till weary people did rebel Despatehccl the team for Amity, Despatchecl the team to victory. We seen yer banner! The fooothall team was not quite all That hoarclecl train with shout and squall. The Seniors grave their banner took And waved it for a farewell look. We seen yer banner! ' X-We seen yer banner, yes we did, We got your banner and get it hid. The Seniors smiles turned upside down Their groans were heard all over to'-vn. lxllfe seen yer banner! Vfe 've got yer banner, Seniors blue, Anal we intend to keep it, too. Though Emily says it was pretty, quite, Why it was only red and white. We seen yer banner! That banner all of silk was made, They said it would not split or fade. A whole yard wide for fifty cents, Ah, wealthy Seniors, get ye hence. We seen yer banner! To us it seemeth, Seniors sage, That people mostly ol' your age Xvould better know than shake about That dreadful rag with Juniors out. We seen yer banner! That self-same night, good Seniors true, We took a straw ride, bonfire, too. And, Seniors, would your heart be hroke To know your banner turned to smoke? Wfe seen yer banner! We diclnit burn it, 19065 Your rag is in an awful Hx. So like the Seniors 'twas, so green That 'twouldn't burn, it was too mean. We ,ve got yer banner! .32- -3 ' ' ., X guvved- LY 2 f I C -l- siT2i512i3sXr.ia.1sis...M X 2 L. ,f f, Q i ,the 1b12uvw1sx.wcGnT2!'TubIe X ', '-41 'ZXXQ2 I u .a wgyf, L, P yr -f f-XJ Q : : . r Q' sis X K V Q it A it 1 n , g 0. Fw , - -vff iii Z T -Q f I bi- gi - -d H7 lf : fl ' SNL ' pi - N X 6? , X 1 li , :iii 0 fi ffff, 3 f,,, N , 2 'E ijzzaaw GQ - Q ev, 9 Q ,wif .07 it ' .:z':: - ' s 4' ' R lil IH I l x s- - , K in E - .. ' . szuT Z:'E , lu x Y Ui, 11, 79 4 I -: - A 0, 'Se' L L 'W F 1 X 322 + ... F m-T f T ff: JUNIORS A-r WORK. esff CLASS OFFICERS. President ..... ..... N VILL M. LYNN. Vice-President. . . . . .I-IINDA J. STEWART. Secretary ...... .. .ROBERT J, DUNCAN. Treasurer . . ...... THEo GLENN. THE JUNIOR CLASS. CLASS COLORS. Red and Black. CLASS YELL. Keemo! Kimo! Rip! Tip! Blay! Baiieriy Bang! Whoop her away. Tarlfio! Tarffio! Zip-ia! Zing! Nineteen seven is just the thing. Here 's to the class of ,07-the class that made the annual famous by giving it a famous name. Nve know it is a famous name for when the Faculty were asked to choose a name, with their usual clear-headedness, foresight, and recognition of a good thing, im- mediately decree that the nanie mlqarkianai' he given to all annuals, now, henceforth, and forever. Our class has in this matter distinguished itself for originality-it has always dis- tinguished itself for activity: when things were doing its members were not so silent. After the time-honored precedent of Freshmen classes, we made our entree into college life by entering the chapel adorned with our chosen colors. The Sophs, after the same established ruling, immediately atterrpted to possess themselves of these same colors, and thc usual results followed. We now knew that we were there, and there to stay. Our first social gathering was at the home of Will Lynn. l-lere we were very pleasantly entertained, and here the present Seniors made us a memorable visit. They disturbed the quiet of the night by loud outcries, rappings which were not spiritual-but why enumerate? To what may they be compared? l-lad Shakespeare referred to them, he would surely have been justified in saying hcomparisons are odorousf' As Sophornores we made two moonlight flittings, 'call unbeknownstfi The first of these was to Rock Port, the second to the home of Bert Volker. Now we have arrived at the dignity of juniors. One more year and disconsolate students and Faculty will mourn our departure. Sadly they will say, There was never yet a class like unto this classf, But as consolation to them, and as a memento of our glad presence, we tender them, with our kindest regards. TARKIANA. 'm.,,,i,i11' Itllwut... Hu, 9 QQ ' xxxxxxxxw- V Q vt tlg? glg gm' f 5597 - ' Aff, '.- ' 'HJ 5 i ll ' tr r a m l. get ' gif VR We . .A aa M Q u ik ,- 34.- LOUISE F. BOTKIN, C. L. S., Class Secretary, '04 '05g Member of '07, 2 years. Be pleased your politics to spareg E I 'm old enough, and can myself take care. WILL M. LYNN, C. L. S.g Class President, '05-'06, Member of '07, 3 years. Him for the studious shade kind nature formed. MARY A. CUNNINGHAM, A. L. S.g Member of '07, l year. Powder thy radiant hair. Rq DUNCAN, F. L. S.g Class Secretary, '05-'06g Member of '07, 2 years. By this face This seeming brow of justice, did he win The hearts of all that he did angle for. W3 5:j'+-4 ,vw A . 5 jj '11,-L5 r I ' .3 EMMA M. GRAHAM, C. L. 5.9 Member of '07, I A Year. Yet graceful case, ancl sweetness void of pricle Might hide her faults, if Belles had faults to hide. A. ALBERT .ALLEN, F. L. S.g Member of '07, l Year. In years he seemeclg but not impaired by yearsf' AMY G. JACKSON, A. L. 5.5 Member of '07, 3 Years. Sheba was never more covetous of wisdom and fafr ' virtue Than this pure soul shall be. W. I-I. MERRIAM, F. L. S.g Member of '07, 3 Years. His soul is so enfetterecl to her love, That she may make, unmake, clo what she listf' ...SG- JENNETTE MURCHY, A. L. S.g Member of ,O7 Years. l do know of those That therefore only are reputed wise For saying nothing. M. B. GIFFEN, F. L. S.g 'O4g Member of '07, 3 years. Fain I woulcl beguile The tedious clay with sleep. H:NDA J. STEWART, A. L. S.g Member of '07, 2 Years. ul versify in spite, and clo my best To make as much waste paper as the rest. F. A. HENIZERSCN, F. L. S4 Nleniber of ,07, 2 Years. New loves you seek Ne ' w vows to plight and plighted vows to break. .g .. Class Vice-President, 03- ,3 mi ,Amt 03'-I ,wif A AGNES S. THOMPSON, C. L. S.g Member of '07, 3 Years. Wheresoe'er her conquering eagles fled Arts, learning and civility were spread. THEO. GLENN, A. l... S.g Class Treasurer, ,05-,06Q Member of '07, 3 Years. 9 Your wisdom would not build yourself a trouble., S. LUELLA THOMPSON, A. L. S.g Class Vice- President, '04-'05g Member of '07, 3 Years. So sweetly she bacle me aclieu I thought she bacle me remain. ALBERT VOLKER, C. I... S., Member of Class-, 3 Years. ulgnorant of books, a simple, guileless gentleman. MARGARET C. MURCHY, A. L. S.: Member of '07, 3 Years. , They never taste who always drink. They always talk who never think. EDNA A. WEINGART, A. I... 5.9 Class President '03-'04g Member of 707, 2 years. Why mourn I not for thee Ancl with the southern cloucls contend in tears? C. E. MILLIER, C. L. S.g Member of '07, 3 Years. The worlcl knows nothing of its greatest men. MARGARET H. GIFFEN, A. L. S., Class President '04-'05g Member of '07, 3 Years. A 'EA thousand fears Still overawe when she appears. -39- Blow, Blow, Blow Over the hills, Chl wind, ,Tis lucky I cannot utter The thoughts within my mind. Or else this little poem Would never see the light, And all my raving cuss worcls Would be buried out of sight. Most startling revelations Olcl wincl thou now clost make And from our locks so lovely The curl clost ruthless take. Blow, Blow, Blow, I do not give a rap, Pull out my hair, blow off my ha Lancl me in Naturels lap. There 's just one consolation. Thou' canst not last for aye, And all thy bluff and bluster Will soon be blown away. 40- 255' M Jx mm LD UU Xl gf'-fe 53' fe: . C , -5' 'VE for-H: -1 - 'cfsoqxx A , W, 5: UK UQ al F J- , , Z2 - A 235421 Je -'- I 6 L Z if Quow-vx-.isxu-162 . A , y SOPHOMORES. OFFICERS: President, . . Lloyd Simpson Vice-President, . . . LuIafPyers Secretary, . . . Grace Jackson Treasurer, ., .Mary Anderson Mono: A Vincit qui se Vincit. YELL: Rah! Rah! Tarkio! Rah! Rah! Tarkio! Up to date, Never late, Sure as fate, We're the class of Naughty Eight. FACT: Green and growing greener. COLORS: Green and White. -41- M 0 .cp y X - .ls WE: ,nu firflfbf- AMERICAN REVISION. THE CHRONICLES. ATran slated in the Vul- gate as Col- lege. BPaul, whose surname was Bestor. CHAPTER I. COMIN-1 or 'run Pnnrrrns. 1. In the beginning we were Prenites and our greenness was exceeding great. We were Prepites very green. 2. This same was in the year one thousand nine. hundred and three, and our number was nigh on to a score. 3. And the priests and scribes pointed the finger of scorn at us 'and said. Can any good come out of this throng? And they mocked us, laughing, and sneered at us from every corner of the itabernacle. 4. In the days of ,,Paul we planted trees, arising early and going forth. 5. And from the assembly there arose a mighty shout and the Collegeites awoke and murmured among themselves, saying, What meaneth this great tumult in the east? And the High Priest arose and said, It is the Prepites! Let us arise and quell them. 6. So endeth the Chronicles of this same year. Selah. CHAPTER II. Frtrssuivmx. 1. Thus came the Prepites to the gates of the temple, and Io! the doors did open and they entered therein, and they called them Freshmen. 2. And the Facultatem looked upon them in wonder and said, 3. Never before hath been a class like unto this one. It entereth with,a Hourish, and showeth great ambition and naughtinessg even on the first day of the First month of the first year in which it was organized. 4. And the Collegeites said, Lo, we have this day received unto ourselves a new people, whose strength sivrpasses the strength of mountains and whose bright- ness exceedeth thc' brightness of the foliage of tl1e tropics. 5. Behold, in the days of its early gi-eenness, it placeth its colors upon the high plai-es and defendeth them with all haughtiness of spirit. 6. And the Collegeites were sore afraid and. veiled their faces with gunny sacks, and went out and stood behind the stand- pipe, and great was the fear among them. 7. They did remain under the shadow of. the stanclpipe till even time. till the going down of the sun. 8. Then with throbbing hearts and the blast of nostrils, they departed, saying, Cursed bethe day that we stood under the shadow of the standpipe. -9. Now in those days the snow did fall with great heaviness and its crystals shown with the luster of diamonds. 10. Then did the Freshmen meet with one Matthew, the publican, and straight- gay departed to the house of one named eck. 11. And there did partake of the feast CJollification,which lasted for six continu- ous hours. 12. Renewing their vows and with joy in their hearts, they departed thence at an early hour. 13. After many days they did meet again in the upper rooms of the house of one Samuel, surnamed Emmert. ' 14. And did pass pleasant hours in happy communion. 15. And it was the beginning and the end of the second year. So encleth the Chronicles of that same year. Selah. CHAPTER IH. Sorrroiwoans. 1. And it came to passthat in its third year the class was more of wonder. 2. It was theless by rnanyg yet it contendeth with its wonted vim. 3. Then the urkmalekites did hie away into the home of one Mueller, where they did partake of a feast. 4. Then the Philistines w en t and pitched their tents in the yard, and the Arnalekites said, 5. Why are ye come up against us? And they answered, To bind Simpson are we come up. 6. Know ye then that we did prevail, for the locked door was our refuge and strength. 7. Verily, verily, we say unto you. that it shall come to pass in the hour of our graduation we shall attain great honors. S, And they shall speak of us, say- ing, Great was their gl or y, for they strove without ceasing. 9. And it was the beginning and nearly the end of the third year. So endeth the Chronicles that same year. Selah. .-43. CTranslated in the Tal- mud as Banquet. .Jn the Sep iuagint Sopho- mores- 7 X e 1 lf Q! ' i g Aj, pix pf , pw fee if 3 is no ui- 3 C-'Le - X S -fx iff s,. iii: - nm -if E i HI' .sais -re f H25 :::' , i fs' - E -Q r- lg f' Y E -I' '-:Era E' :nt err- f J f' 'W A - if 5522! iss? C E . ff? rf T n 'I' ...rr ill? x ' .... ' r Eur' lt!! gr ' ,gg 5' s' ei X News QW AYXM X3 'QMQQS You Qwsi- Shave vffxs Qkvsi- gk-X CLASS OFFICERS. W. RAY HENIJERSON .................. ....... P resident. GEORGE S. JAY ...... . . .Vice-President. O. MAY PIERCE ....... . . .... . . . ..... Secretary. 1 HOUSTON HENDERSON ........................... Treasurer. The Freshman year is the Year One of the college cycle. A Senior reckonstime not from the day he entered college but from his Freshman year. Even preparatory students are classified with reference to this Year Une. Everybody loves the Freshman. The Junior hails him as brother. The illustrious Senior smiles graciously and remarks, HBehold, the Freshman's conversational communications exhibit clarified conciseness, compacted comprehensibleness and com- mendable consistencyf, Sophontores never think of having any class .affair without the Freshmen. They even prolonged one banquet a whole hour, so hard did they lind it to part with their guests. Three of their girls gladly helped to plan the chicken roast, but on that eventful night the aliens appeared not. The Faculty show the greatest concern for our Welfare in that they have persuaded Sophomores, a Junior, and even one of the post-graduates to enter Freshman classes. We deeply appreciate the self-sacrifice of these upper classmen. The Freshmen are conspicuous in college life. Several have found first team football not beyond their ability. Some play basket ball. Qthers have entered the track team. ,G But the reshmen fields have ,proved too level for I-larry's bluff-loving nature. So now he climbs in his own Special way. The class has suffered the severe loss of a Bell also. We were loath to part with these friends but it seemed to have been written in the books of the Sybil that they together with Miss lVlurchie must leave us. Our class boasts the two tallest men in school and one is really a Jay. We boast of Barnes, of a Crane, and of a Coon Qliuhnj. One of us is considered the only systematic student in college-he goes by Inches. Our hearts are united in a Bond of peace which time can never Pierce. ' Katanna, Kaianna, Ka-tan:-tan: iam, Kazoula, Kazoula, Ka-zalv-zarv zaw. Kaianna Katana, Kazoula Kazaw, Freshmen! Freshmen! Rah! Rah! Rah! -- 44- B I ,-az u p-'TI 'ff R, gl, . 1.5 W NSZFRQX2: X. .X .X -fi? 'B as gl GI-EILICERS OF' Tl-Ili SPECIALS. Presidenl ..... . . BL MOYLE Secretary . .... 1 .JENNIE BELL ,z -471 L xl, f--of-' J . -f-fwsx - J xiii , .. , i ' SEQ l -4' C -fi -2 PREPS A1'7DLAY. ' .Qs t THE SONG OF Tl-IE PROPI-IET IZZIZ. I. l-learken ye people unto the worcls of the prophet lzziz. 2. The Prep springeth up as the green grass and as the young herb cloth he flourish. 3. l-le grippeth tight his shekels and rejoiceth in his heart as he gc-eih forth to obtain wisclom. 4. Vlfhen he hath consiclerecl a great number of boarding houses he settleth him- self in one room ancl straightway proceecleth to labor. 5. The first week is his heart sore within him and he would fain return unto his tatheris house. He thinlceth oft of his chilclhoocl clags and weepetli much. 6. But soon he becometh cheerful, yea, he kicketh up and rejoiceih. He goeth to football games and rcoteth merrily. 7. l-le 8. l-le and his golcl 9. He And they go. no longer grippeth his cash so closely but rather spenzleth it foolishly. taketh himself to the city and spencleth his silver for that which is not :ear for thatuwhich satisheth not. seizeth a certain damsel by the arm and saith, Let us go unto the show. lO. Anal behold when he hath spent some fifty pieces of gold she clrcpp:th him, yea, verily she throweth him down. Selah. ll. And now he beginneth to study for exams. He setiefh aside nine hours for Work and three for play and vice versa. l2. Anal beholcll when he flunlceth he raiseth a great howl, yea he bawlelh and his proliessors do manifest great sympathy for him. -- 43... W M O 992 was f c1V'B ,, it iff ., at mi, IE 'apr 1 I3. He hath striven with all his might to play football and knocketh ms teeth ..,f-' outg he breaketh his back in the gym and peeleth his knees at basketball. 1:1 .:. .Jr 'lf l4. Withall he is much discouraged and heaveth a mighty sigh. He consiclereth his failures and is sore ashamed. y f ,FU . . . . -wmv. .,f l5. He knoweth nothing in mathematics and the cube and 'H fpiel mean less ' to him than I-lic, haec, hoc. I6. I-le ponclereth long and at length packeth his trunk and goeth home. His father meeteth him and hieth him to the back wooclsi' where he hoeth the bean and feecleth the swine as of olcl. l7. Go to the Collegites, thou Prepitesg consider their Ways ancl be wise. The words of the prophet are enclecl. 1 M T ? 3 ii? F 1 5 I Im ,' , 1. fi ,A t 'lil H g mt ' t ' -49- fmv' ,1 fl' A ' 'Mb ug? Q55 I ', ii .' TO A MITTEN. A poor little, wee, little mitten A dainty QU dear little thing, But yet to a heart that is smitten It comes with a biff and a hing. A poor little, dear little mitten Alone is a terrible thing, But yet to a heart that is smitten Filled with hand, it makes wedding hells ring 656212313 em fi' -fi.,-,U O ,-. .-GW-, ,. N, . ..., -...,,,..,.-, , ,W N , V 'B- Z gg: 93.5-.fr-.W ' - .. ...s.a..4E W aeEfE res: ..... .... . G32 it YJ' --H -I H .. .if iii .. A CGNVALESCENT IN DIVERS KEYS. INSOMNIA. Oft upon and after midnight I-Iave I softly shut the lid tight On a book and tried to rid quite From my mind its cumbrous Ioreg But for all my idle learning And for all my futile yearning And for all my peevish dreaming, Morpheus would come no more. Then disgust arising o'er me, Reams of fools-cap spread before me, Straightway I proceed to score the Pride and vanity of Iifeg But ere long from out the ceiling There comes downward gently stealing Such a drowsy, happy feeling That I 'soon forget my strife: And back beneath the covers creeping I betake myself to sleeping Thoughts all silent that before were rife. LARYNCITIS. I. I have heard of your fame without end Laryngitis. A I-Iave e'en known your cousin and friend Tonsilitis But ne'er,tiII this hour I-Iave I felt your grim power Nor realized just what your might is. 2. Take away this unnatural bass, MV old baritone put in its place. Did I sing this poor ditty You 'd give over for pity, And hide, leaving never a trace. 3. Come now, old Larry, and leave me. Iim sure you Id not willingly grieve me. Just pack up your grippe And give me the slip. You don't know how much you '11 relieve m LOGAN CROXVNITIS. Oh, I 've heard of pains of consumption, And I' ve read of pains of the goutg But here 's an ache will take the cake Over every other out. -51- E ,N ,. Si - 4- ui? - f' li: - I can stand the quick neuralgy In my own teeth-without repineg But if a tooth that's false sets up a waltz Why, then I clraw the line. Nature abhors a vacuum But a Logan Crown is worse: And if my own brother shoulcl bring me another He had better bring the hearse. MYOPIA. Myopia, Myopia, Bane of my student Clays Thou art a Cornucopia Of mortal ills Not cured by pills Nor by running doctor billsg I do not sing thy praise. Thou finclest us poring o'er a book And leav'st us with a dazecl look. At first we squint and then we find We 're wrinkled, spectaclecl ancl blind RHEUMATISM. A rainy Sunday, far from home And a touch of rheumatismg Prospects only an air castle dome, Ocean of hope all lashecl to a foam, Surely 'tis ample excuse for a 'spomeu Or some such cataclysm. L' ENVOI. This thing, alas! is getting stale. My course is run I've,told my taleg Both grain ancl chaff my 'giddy Hail l-las fully thresheclg And almost every human ail Reviewed and hashed. T. P.B I M m II Iii. I me M FQ -Y 53 - FREDRICK W. MUELLER. Graduate from Oberlin Conservatory, 1881, Graduate from Royal Conser- vatory of Leipzig, 18969 'laught in Knox Conservatory nine years. 'Direc- tor of the Musical Department and Professor of Piano, Voice, Pipe Or- gan and Theory. ,-ff Ti-Q1 if ff - .- i51:1s'1If-'123.i,.zL:J-'fx 6- -' -- SUSAN E. GUTHRIE. Graduate of Knox Conservatory, 1904. Instructor in Violin, Theory, Musical History and Sight Reading. ' '-'if -ag: 19,4 ws- -- ' tt'-1-.17 :,.::.t1f,1 -1'- Y ' '1 - ag: ,-' -X f.,'.:Q'.3-. -. . 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Along with the College proper the Conservatory has been making strides. There has been a large increase in the number of students during the past two years and a corresponding gain in the quality of work done. THE PIANO DEPARTMENT. This department has increased so that it has been necessary to add another teacher, Miss Cora Thompson, a member of the class of '05, to the staff. Miss Thompson has made a specialty of Kindergarten music and has been quite successful in this. THE VOCAL DEPARTMENT. This department has almost doubled itself within the past two years. The out- look now is that we will be obliged to add another teacher for the coming year. THE VIOLIN DEPARTMENT. Work was begun in this department two years ago. It has prospered beyond all expectation. An outgrowth of the department is THE STRING ORCHESTRA of twelve pieces which will give a concert in the spring term. Another outgrowth of THE CoNsERvAToRY is the GLEE CLUBS. THE MEN's CLUB, composed of sixteen members, gave eight concerts during the spring vacation. THE LADIES' CILEE CLUB has twelve members and will give a concert during the spring term jointly with the lVIen,s Club. Another development during the year is THE COLLEGE BAND. It will make its bow to the public during the spring term also. Last, but not least, comes THE ORATORIO SOCIETY which fosters TI-IE MAY FESTIVAL, an event which has been for some years a drawing card for Tarkio. -55- A Senior had a little book, lts back was grassy green. l-le gave it many a wary look And that 's the reason he always thought he had his Greek lesson so perfectly. l-le carried it to school one day V1 hich was against the rule. It made the children laugh and play To see the edge of that old pony sticking out of a dignified Seniofs pocket. The students saw the pony there The teacher saw it too, The Prof too soon possessed the beast, But he didn't have a monopoly on the things and the Senior soon get another one for 3150. Qlnmmeqcizul Begarinignt LJ THOMAS F. CAMPBELL, A.M., MARGARET ALLEN. P fiI1CiIJ21l- Shorthand and Typewriting. Bookkeeping, Commercial Law, Com- mercial Geography ancl Elementary Economics. MARY S. MCCALEB, B. S. J. CLIFFORD DOWEL,L, Grammar, Arithmetic and Correspond- Penmanship and Actual Business ence. ...58... THE COMMERCIAL DEPARTMENT. This department of the College has always maintained a high standard of excel- lence as compared with the surrounding business colleges and this year an effort has been made to considerably raise this standard both in the line of business training and in the line of general education. For the first time in the history of the department a four-year course has been offered, especially planned for those who purpose to become mechanics, artisans, farmers, or business men, and who for various reasons may not find it possible to take a full college course. Some work has been given in this course during the past year and it is hoped that a number of young men and women may during the coming year avail themselves of this opportunity for a very practical education. As a means of promoting the use of good English and giving a practical and very much needed drill in composition, the students have organized a society, which has been styled the Chamber of Commerce, and membership in which may be made a require- ment in the commercial students, course in the future. The exercises as planned, diff fer considerably from the ordinary programs of literary societies, in that special stress is placed upon such work as may be useful in business life. Debates are confined as far as possible to commercial questions, essays take the form of business correspondence or advertisement writing. Original stories may find a place under the guise of drummer's yarnsf' or imaginary Hwrite-ups of some member's future success in life and at the close of each session there is an open parliament for the discussion of the contents of the Blunder Box-or collection of grammatical errors which members have noted and rea ported since the preceding meeting. While the short time that the students of this department remain in school and the industry with which they push businessi' in the Commercial Room gives them but little time for any athletics outside of required gymnasium practice, yet a number of the members of the First Basketball Team of the College, this year were Commercials, and in the contest between the classes and departments the Commercial team played in the final contest for the championship. Football and baseball in season came in also for a share of the athletic activity and take it all in all the year has been one of full num- bers, good men, and good work. ME1VIORIES. Among the beautiful pictures That hang on memory's wall Some of our Alma Mater To us seem best of all. Speed coming late to Greek class, Will not forgotten be, Nor Susie serving up her Sass And Susie squelchecl by B.H Not for a lot would I forget, The night that Will Stewart shaves, Or how in silent college halls Tom Middleton rips and raves, l-low dear good Dr. Thompson Doth great objections raise, For folks that chatter in the halls . Or on the campus graze. l-low lkey dearly loves the girls, How Carl and Mae are one, l-low V. Brown can crack a joke And make you want to rung And Prof McMullen's lectures, too, On Psych and ettiquette. Ch. never be thev lost from me, Oh! memories linger yet. The ladies, parlor where we stayed Till doctor called us downg The lover's rambling walk that leads Almost all over town. Vvhere peaches grow in summer Vlfhere roses are just right, How Margaret sighs and simpers Wluen Jerry comes in sight. Athens, Forum, Cicero, Are full of memories bright, We 've toiled for you right heartily Throughout both day and night. The Phoenix. marvelous newsy thing, Our one delight and joke, Oh! Tarkio, my Tarkio. just watch the Phoenix smoke. Of all the beautiful pictures That hang on memorv's wall The one of our Alma Mater Seemeth the best of all. Thv nierrory with us taking, We all go forth to do. All evil things forsaking- Old Tark we live for you! .. 50 - s j . xv 0- E' Zag . 5 'a y gf ' . 1, 5 E - , O W 0 X . , if II k X f- ' 2 , I ,, , ff! J 1 ,.. J- - -K - -.N 'f' if -Z f ? ?, ii ' if FI- , il Q ' iQ 5 - I A: P'N'lF' 7' 1. 1 1 5 f ,N 55 -, Swswfcaw-om V LI ' W 5 21 - - OXYX Qu W' x - -' I . 5 6 XNUEN' Q,-azgrex ' x Z X RTM gn? V, - X' ,,,:,. 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K -14' 555 3 A5332 WWA Vreehmwx :' ' -,:i ' mm gp- I -We gg 1 ff 35:1 Qbii ' 5 - who nllli xgagll .:,,'4'....3:d V ' -A 'jv ' '- '2 E ll. ,gi g ll Qin 5 X W -L Z ' E wk RQQ A ,J V X 'Ill I 90' ' M ' ' N' - .Q J Ill :gm 'K' 9 - ?r ' ' NA. h Lf-Qbpj . J , . lm f-if f - -X' M52 ff' pg?-,,C f 2,7 ,Lf- ff f'5O CAXQTQXQS -awww-4 CICERONIAN HISTORY. Without haste! without rest! Bind the motto to thy breastg Bear it with thee as a spell, Storm or sunshine guard it well! Bono utare dum adsit, cum adsit ne requirasn is dear to the heart of every Ciceronian. May we ever hold this motto to our breasts and guard it in storm or sun- shine. . In looking backward over the Ciceronian records, we find ourselves back to the hrst College building, Where, twenty-one students, realizing that a-literary society meant leadership for them, that it meant thoughtfulness, and self-confidence, organized the first society. This society was called the Christomathean. In 1884, it was thought best to change the name to the Ciceronian Literary Society. This year was an eventful one, uCicero giving her first entertainments, which all appreciated. The colors pink and white, and the motto which every Ciceronian loves, were chosen during this year. In l885, the girls thought best to secede and strive for themselves. So they or- ganized a society of their own. But this did not last long, for in one short year, they were glad to call upon the boys for help. Once more their work began together, more determined to win victories for Cicero ' In I887 the lnter-Society Contest was established. These contests were held an- nually between the Athenians and Ciceronians, until l895, when, for reasons which seemed, and still seem, sufficient to the Ciceronians, they decided to contest no more. The sum total of the points scored during these eight years of contest was forty-three out of a possible eighty for the Ciceronian Society. One of her happiest moments was when she took the whole score in I893. Every Ciceronian looks forward to the oratorical contest which is given each year. HCicero,' knows that in order to win, she must aim high. Oratory, like all things worth having, requires work, and constant practice. For three successive years Cicero, has sent a man to represent the College in the Inter-Collegiate Contest. In l905, a Ciceronian, winning first place in the State, had the honor of representing Missouri at the Inter-State Cratorical Contest. Thus we see that HCicero has been foremost in oratory. She has accomplished many things, and may she accomplish many more. Press on, press on! 1 Therefore, press on, and reach the goal, And gain the prize and wear the crowng Faint not, for to the steadfast soul Come wealth, and honor, and renown. e MABEL l:L. RANKIN, '05, -- ...- , . . ,V .-,v ,ml TI-IE ATI-IENIAN LITERARY SOCIETY. The best laid schemes o' mice an' men gang aft a-gley, An, lea'e us nought but grief an' pain for promised joy. So sang beloved Bobbie Burns in one of his immortal songs. And yet it often comes to pass that grief and pain but pave the way for greater blessings far Beyond. This, indeed, it proved in the early history of Tarkio. Ambition called for the county seat and had the building already provided when lo! a rival captured the coveted honor and Tarkio had a commodious building unoccupied. That period marked the beginning of the history of Tarkio College. Undaunted by defeat the citizens of Tarkio established a seat of learning destined to become a leader among the educational institutions of the Middle West. Eternity alone will see the end of the influence wielded by Tarkio Col- lege. The high standards set and maintained by her have made possible the achievements wrought by the Athenian Literary Society. On an evening in October in the fall of l886 the Athenian Literary Society was organized in one of the recitation rooms of the old college building. There had been-so the story goes-a society in existence before that time, but just then it was apparently dead or indulging in profoundest slumber from which it seemed there would be no awaken- ing. The spirit of earnestness which characterized the honored twenty-three who were her charter members has been the key-note of Athenian success. This earnestness and the true-hearted loyalty of Athens, members have made possible the victories already won and are the foundation for the hope of success in'the coming years. Many victories and few defeats have fallen to the lot of Athens. The beginning of victories dates from the year ISSS, when the Athenians challenged the Ciceronians to a literary contest. These contests, which marked the high tide of enthusiasm during Com- mencement week, were continued for eight years, after which the Ciceronians refused further contest. During these eight vears Athens was victorious five times. Since Tarkio College has been a member of the lVlissouri lnter-Collegiate Qratorical Association Athens has sent six of her orators as the college representatives and twice has she had the honor of representing Missouri in the Inter-State Cratorical contest. Three victories mark a three-year contest with the Phi Delta Literarv Society of Tabor College. And again half the debators in the Tarkio-Vtfilliam Jewell debates have been proud to bear the name Athenian. Of those whose names have been upon the Athenian roll in days gone by is Athens justly proud. These are to be found in all the varied walks of life. ln the United States they are scattered here and there bringing honor to dear old Athens and their be- loved Alnfa lVlater. ln darkest Egypt and far-away, sad India you find them telling there to hungry, eager hearts the wondrous story of a Saviour's love. As we turn our thoughts to the future we wonder what things are there in store for us. The achievements and failures of the past have their lessons for the future. The defeats should serve as incentives to greater effort in days to come and victories won do rffark the heights to which in future we may attain. Her motto. H I' v Ji 0 L E eau-r 611, Know Thyselff, is even yet a worthy aim. Her colors, old gold and blue, suggested, methinks, by a golden sunset in the balmy days of Autumn while the eastern horizon bounds a skv of fairest blue, have been the banner proudly carried through almost a score of years. Press on then beloved Athens, having learned the lessons of the past. May thy courage never falter nor thy glory ever fade! May thy honor be unsullied, thv high standards yet ncaintained! R. NICOLL, '99. -53 -- FORUM LITERARY SOCIETY. Adyos EPYOU o'KL5L. We have just made our debut and- are still flushed with the pride of it all. So for- give us any vain glory of which we may be guilty. We 're young and are apt to mistake hopes and ambitions for accomplished facts. But if because of youth we are awkward and pestiferous, for the same reason our blood is redder, our hearts are warmer. ' We come of good stock, too. Athens and Cicero are our parent societies, and bone of their bone, we lay claim to all the ancient dignity that rests in their names. But our main charm is our bull dog pluck and impudence, our airy arrogance. We are aristocrats with all the vitality of the plebeian. We 'll gang our own gait and fast or slow you can't change it. Don't misunderstand meg we are not ill blred, simply independent. We ,re a society of gentlemen-gentlemen, mind you, and it 's commonly understood we are death on the ladies. Strange inference! Nothing could be farther from the truth. Our motto we have borrowed from Mulvaney: Hit a man an' help a woman an' ye can't be far wrong anyways. V So it is: Forum, fastidiousg Forum, to girls a buss, Forum, don't give a cuss: Forum, on top! 166- TI-IE GIRLS OF MARSHALL I-IALL. Andante non troppo. I,m a coy and humble maiden for a farmer's daughter am I, I 've learned to run with the chickens and to bake an apple pie. But when I 'm in Tarkio I never will work at all, For I,ve joined a gang, a terrible gang, the girls of Marshall I'Iall CHORUS. For we are, we are, we are, we are the girls of Marshhall I'Iall, We are, we are, We are, we are the girls of Marshall I'IaII. Oh, we must be in by ten, but you bet we '11 come again, For we are, we are, we are, we are the girls of Marshall I-Iall. And now I am the gayest girl that every struck the towng It takes a mighty cantankerous Prof to dare call me clown. And I comb my hair each day or I never comb it at all, just as it suits my fancy, for I 'm a girl of Marshall I-Iall. Oh, I'm the pet of the matron and a model for all the rest. She points to me with ecstacy and bids them do their bestg To follow where I lead if they ever want to be A second Mrs. Chadwick in the pen-i-ten-tia-ree. C. MCC., '04 Alumni Association 0 J -1 , pg lIp,.,mmmlll,. 3.hmmIi.1r,1llu' a x X 'l ll' L 6 ' ' 0 V AN ALUMNA TALKS FOR NO APPARENT GOOD REASON. All college students are divided into two classes of which the student body occupies the present, the Alumni the past. The mutual interest existing between the two is rather perfunctory. It is on the one hand the interest we bestow on our grandfather's cousins-- respectful but deprecatingg on the other the half-superior, half-affectionate concern with which we watch our younger brothers and sisters taking possession of our high chairs. As the Alumnus returns for his first visit to his Alma Mater and discovers his familiar haunts full of unfamiliar forms he feels himself adrift and finds himself humming, All Students Look Alike to Mei' to the tune of By Babel,s Streams. And the student in uncon- scious retaliation bumps into the famous half-back of ninety-blank, or brushes past the orator whom the last generation delighted to honor-and never knows! It is the Alumnus in fact who differentiates the most for he is on familiar ground. l-le divides the students into Freshmen, Sophomores, Juniors, Seniors, into Athenians and Ciceronians fhe is only learning about the Forumj, into those who know their A-B-Cs and those who have learned as far as F, into those who are related to Prof. Brown and those who are not. The student, according to his light on future possibilities, asks only, Married or single? ln the confused 'inlinitude of future contingencies he is afraid to steer any further into thevsea of empirical particulars. fThe senior will observe that the Alumnus, at a safe distance, even dares trifle with Schweglerj But really we would recommend you students to take an interest in us Alumni just on the principle of a look before you leap. This is what you are coming to, you know, unless you have bad luck. You will come to us, but we will not return to you fexcept Tom lVliddleton.J And life is very pleasant on this side of the Commencement fence. Upon the student body rests the future of the nation with all the cares and problems per- taining thereto. To the Alumni falls their own share of the immediate present, a burden more tangible and more limited. Student life is a hundred yard dash. The Alumnus finds an occasional mossy stone on which he may sit down and reflect how far he has come and through what pleasant places. For the Alumnus perceives the pleasures of college life more plainly than he saw them as a student and develops a tardy appreciation for the hard knocks. And just as the Sophomore who safe in his room gloats over the wiener-roast of which circumstances required a hasty disposal, so the Alumnus enjoys in retrospect the good times which he was too busy to realize while he was in the thick of them. And yet he smiles his own contented little smile when by chance he hears the fervent chapel speaker aver that life's happiest days are spent in college halls. As though, forsooth, in the old reliable phrase he were saying, Cheer up! the worst is yet to comeln But if we cherish a shade of resentment toward the occupants of our particular high chairs none the less do the affections of the Tarkio College Alumni hark back to their Alma Mater-to the meadow larks and the belfry stair and the wierd palimpsests known as examination boards. And the writer who by a rare privilege sees from the chapel rostrum things erstwhile seen from the sixth row back sends through Tarliiana to Alumni every- where news of the material progress of Tarkio College. It will greet you even beyond 0 QYY 'B V gf , ws. -.. x ., . if , .. .ra .W ..,. .-... ..sfzim:fsz1s- :L- the campus where the bricks of the sidewalk roundly slopingl' have given place to solid concrete. It will delight you in the increased expanse of velvet turf and in the shady walks where we were bidden to keep off the grass. It speaks in the great clock which tells the perspiring student of to-day when the Philosophy hour is half gone. Within the college halls material advancement is written everywhere. Every available foot of space is in use, and full rooms are crying out for new buildings. The library is running over its I-It y , .lll. I ' ' U- I ... iv- , L ,,.. L, -. , 1... V fait' y V bounds. The laboratories are crowded in twice the space they once had. Even the chapel is used for class work and the music department fills in all the chinks. The men's hall will not hold the applicants nor the '04 chairs the Faculty. CThis refers only to numbers., There are a hundred small improvements which indicate a broadening in- Huence. But there is something beyond these visible and tangible evidences of growth. College requirements and college standards are more appreciated and more honored than they once were. The Habby and irresponsible student is still with us, but in diminishing number, and the student body is developing a little further each year into the dignity and self-reliance which by right belongs to them. In fact, fratres sororesque alumnorum, they get on remarkably well without us. An interesting race is on between the student body and the Alumni, as to numbers. With a varying but never failing annual increment the Alumni roll has grown to 227, but still the student enrollment Hutters on ahead. Wonderfully scattered, these 227 young people are watching their college with friendly and expectant eyes, and after a gridiron or a platform victory here, pyramid and iceberg serve as sounding boards for Tarkio cheers. Even our Alumni who belong to the ancient history of the eighties are still young and active. The class of '87, which went into politics, is being mentioned for mayor of our city. The class of '88 took up banking. The scientihc member of this class has recently been honored with the cashiership of a Western bank with near half a million deposits and almost as much loans, while the classical half has just been elected second vice-president of the State National Bank of St. Louis. Two of our mediaeval members have followed this lead into responsible cashierships, and we hope more will followg we are looking to the bankers to increase our endowment. The class of '89 divided. Two men took the ministry, two the law. These professions have had popular followings. We have law- yers galore while fully a fifth of our Alumni have gone into different lines of religious work. This does not include those who have married into the ministry. The '89 girls all married save one who pioneered the teaching profession and brought in the first lVlaster's degree, holding an assistant professorship to-day in Lawrence University. The mediaeval history of the nineties follows on in much the same lines, but we find among these prob' ably our wealthiest representatives-the farmers, and with them a, number of doctors and a few merchants. The modern history of the twentieth century is too recent to cover. A large per cent of the Alumni have done graduate work. From far and near they join in respects to their Alma Mater and good wishes to Tarffiana. CARO LYNN, '95, -71- 3 fixlfmwl QS 5 ,Q-Q fihgmb pw' T ' ' . J f-X II! I -N ,H J jffx.z I 4' Z. I : MNZQ, ,,. ' I I H V. F,-9 Q QT- If ., M 1: ? Q95 1 'll 1 wr- x rw I , A Z lu 'Q ' Wm! I ' ,- , ,, ,, ' Z t pl-' ' QQQ I X C ' e ff frm, lv? Ez , 45: Q I ' fl X Ph i ' R ' I ' ' 'st 0 ' I Y Q f 22 ' I I f , . V ' U W . 'diff -axe . .fs ' X U -, ... x. Q ,. ni- to. 1 ' 1 i 5 ,xf 4 qc ,,' l Mi . is-. '41 - f f ! fx gg' - , L 'T '1 7 G!! w x Xe fig e R 1 sl 'I 'M 4 4 on J - fKsZJl7 . I X6 A1 EGYPT.-Miss Prof Rev. Miss Miss Mr. Mr. Miss Miss X Miss ALUMNI IN FOREIGN FIELDS. Minnie Finney, 591. . R. S. Mcfllenalian, '93. W. L. McClenahan, '92, INDIA.- Helen Ferrier, ,98. Margaret A. Bell, '96. Miss Miss Prof Miss Rev. A. L. Godfrey, 'O3. Rev, B. I-I. Moore, '03, P1-of Myrtle Wilson, '9l. TURKEY.-Mr. Alda B. Atchison, '0l. ALASKA,-Miss Roberta F. Gibson, '04. Mary M. Pattison, '04, Anna B. Criswell, '04. . W. E. Nicoll, '96. Laurella G. Dickson. ,96. R. E.. Campbell, '0O. J. A. McArthur, '0I. W. L. Porter, '96, L. S. Moore, '0l. Isabelle McCaleb, ,92. FROM EGYPT. A heartfelt good-bye to the home land, a long, long ocean journey, bright glimpses of Oriental life in Southern Europe, the placid waters of the Great Sea in whose bosom are mirroredall the glories of the starry heavens and Egypt meets our view. Egypt, the land of a long dead past, around whose name cling memories sacred to us all. A land of the past, yet one which is destined to rise as steadily as Christian civilization finds its way among her peoples. And you are from Tarkio, too? was the greeting most often received from fellow workers in thisdistant land. And truly, Tarkio College has had no small share in furnishing men and women for this great work. Sixteen of those who are connected with her as graduates or as former members of the Faculty are now in this landg nine as regular missionaries and seven as missionary teachers. To state briefly, one is located at Luxor, Miss Alda B. Atchisong seven at Assiout, Prof. and Mrs. Robert McClenahan, Mr. Beveridge Moore, Miss Myrtle Wilson, Miss lrene Struthers, Miss Mary Pattison and Miss Berta C-ibsong at Cairo, Miss lda Vifoodsg at Zagazig, Mr. Alvin Godfrey: at Mansoura, Miss Helen ljerrier, and at Alexandria, Rev. W. l... McClenahan, Miss Minnehaha Finney and the writer. Working among a people, who have been oppressed for centuries by foreign rulers and who are held, still, by the iron chains of a false religion, the missionary finds a difficult yet most needy task. The people are hard to reach on account of their filth, degradation and self-satisfaction. Yet already the leavening influence of the religion of Jesus Christ has found its way into many lives. A To have a part in this work is a credit to any institution whose aim is character building and the extension of Christian citizenship. Tarkio College has had workers on the field for twelve years. l-ler representatives are scattered from north to south. Yet time nor distance has not dimmed our love for our Alma Mater. Like sweet music is the memory of our college days and the standards set before us there will ever spur us on to nobler duty. -May her past be but an earnest of the future and no sea nor clirne set boundaries to her influence for right and good. ANNA B. CRISWELI., '04. AN ASIATIC COGITATION. Tarkio's goodly representation in foreign lands is said to have called forth a remark from a Monmouth professor to the effect that a man who could live in Tarkio could live in any old heathen country. We of India can give assent to that statement. A man who has absorbed the sights and teachings and experiences of Tarkio College and community for three or four years is eminently fitted for the experiences andsights and teachings of these more Eastern suburbs. A man who has witnessed the effusion of Freshman and Sophomore class spirit with its accompanying effusion of paint on pavement and stand pipe and live stock is inter- ested in but not surprised by the feast that is celebrated here early in Ma1'ch, when paint throwing is the chief feature and the good citizens vie with each other in making a noise and covering each other with gallons of red and green dye. They literally paint the town red. Moreover it is usual to see an otherwise plain white hen or sheep, gayly decor- ated with pink or green spots and stripes. And the old men instead of trying to conceal their gray beards under a dye of the natural color, dye them a brilliant red. Une who has spent his vacant periods in the reading room of Tarkio College dur- ing even one winter term, will recognize the same sensations in the marrow-piercing chills that perambulate his spinal column during lndia's winter rains. -73- India may have her coral strands, but here in Pindi we are more impressed by the huge ice covered peaks of the Himalayas lying to the north. Yet here we merely see the snow at a distance of forty to one hundred milesg in Tarkio we might watch Colonel shovel it. There is something of interest in a bazaar scene with its crowds of jostling, chatter- ing people in brilliant hued attire, with its vendors of sweets and tea and fried cakes, but the interest is but finite to one who has attended a Marshall Hall reception. And a gala day with its jugglers, and image-sellers and buffoons, and merry-go-rounds run by hand, and fakirs and trained animal shows and wayside begging lepers-almost pales beside a Tarkio Street Fair. To be sure there are many things in different proportions-here are camels and zebras and long-haired goats and fat-tailed sheep and parrots and buffaloes by the hundred, but what enterprising Tarkio boy hasn't seen these things or something better for half a dollar under Wallace Brosf huge canvas. And, on the other hand. these poor people never get to use a telephone or to go bob-sledding or to eat from china dishes with nice silver spoons. Unless a boy,s father is a farmer or gardener, he never gets to pitch hay, or milk cows, or pick apples, and, so far as I know, there isn't a HD. R. or shredder in the whole Punjab. Now and then a man is allowed to pick out his own wife, not usually-and never does he go with the girls and spoon on the back steps of the college, like-but Why men- tion names? This slight difficulty is obviated by bringing a girl out with you who is used to these things. A man who has passed in Tarkio Latin and German is prepared to undertake the mastery of this tongue, which is a choice mixture of Persian, Hebrew, Arabic and Hindi. A man who has learned the meaning of sinisira and nadir and arzifpodes, isn't at a loss when he sees a man begin to read from the back of the book, motion to his friend with his hand palm down instead of palm up, turn to the left instead of the right in driving, when he sees that he is the boss in his own home and expects his wife to do what he says, that he wears his shirt outside of his trousers and uses more cloth in his head covering than in his clothing, that there are crows instead of blackbirds and tulips in place of dandalions, that there are roses and violets in January instead of June. All this doesn't startle him, for he remembers he is just half way round the world. It might be a shock to find that the mathematics professor actually works the examples and solves the problems on the board while the class sits and takes notes. A glance at Tarkio,s representatives in Asia might not be out of place: Miss Laurella Dickson, B.S., '96, came in '97 and is now at home on furlough far from the myriad smells and tinkling temple bells. Mr. William E. Nicoll, B.A. of '96, who came out in '0l, is the general secre- tary and treasurer of the India Mission. He has charge of Rawal Pindi District and is overseer of a leper asylum, besides putting in several hours a day in the study of the language. Mrs. Blanche Dickson Nicoll, BS., '97, is sewing on his buttons and helping an ayah to raise two sturdy boys, William and Lorimer. Rev. E.. Everett Campbell, B.A., '00, came out in '04. He has the district work in ,Ihelum District. He does his Alma Mater proud in the way he handles the language. - Rev. A. McArthur, BS., '01, came out in '04 also. He is touring Gurjan wala District with the veteran Miss McCullough. He savs she takes him over the district like Daniel's goat. John has the finest whiskers in the Mission. W. Lorimer Porter, B.A., '96, came out in '05. He is studying a little and teaching a little, soaking in the Orient and soaking out the Occident. ' W. L. PORTER, '96. A uv 4 Y. W. C. A. OFFICERS: President ........ . . .MARGARET GIFFEN. Vice-President. . ...... . . .JENNETTE MURCHY. Recording Secretary .... ..... C LYDE. DUNLAP. Corresponding Secretary ......... ..... M ARY MOORE. Treasurer .......,............. . . .EATHEL WOODS. Chairman of Nlissionary Committee... .... EMILY PORTER. Chairman of Social Committee ........... . . .ESTI-IER RANKIN. Chairman of Membership Committee ............... LAURA BOYD. Chairman of Room and Library Committee ...... l'lINDA STEWART. The Young Woman's Christian Association of Tarkio College is an organization ol young women, who have as their aim the deepening of the spiritual life of the school and the emphasizing of the spiritual development as well as mental and physical. The association has been greatly blessed, both in a spiritual and financial way. The enrollment of the past year has been about sixty, whilethe budget for the year has been one hundred and twenty dollars, divided among these respective parts of the work: Fifty dollars to State workg twenty-five dollars to missionsg thirty dollars to conference fund, and twenty dollars to incidentals. p During the year the association girls were given a room in the College building which they have furnished with mission furniture and arranged as a rest room, where committees may hold their meetings and where girls may study when they have hours to wait in the college building. ' Early in the year a birthday party was given the room at which time the girls gave small gifts to add comfort and homelikeness to the appearance of the room. Last summer three girls, former members of the Y. W. C. A., went out to represent the association in the foreign field. ' We have been represented at four conventions during the year: at the missionary conventions at Detroit, at Monmouth and at Nashville, Tenn., and at the annual student's summer conference at Waterloo, Iowa. The delegates from each of these conventions brought back inspiring and enthusiastic reports which we hope and believe will help us in our work in the future. The Bible class, under the leadership of Mrs. Adair, has been doing good work. During this year we have been studying the Epistles of the Apostle Paul. A series of evangelistic meetings were held in February, conducted by Rev. W. M. Jackson, of Clarinda, Iowa, a former student of Tarkio College. These meetings greatly benefited and strengthened the spiritual life of the students. TI-IE BIBLE CLASS. The Bible class was organized for the College girls in the fall of l900, just after the great revival, by Mr. Chas. M. Alexander. Its meetings are held every Thursday evening from five to six, at the home of Miss Esther Rankin, the President. For three years the class was under the leadership of Mrs. Bertha Collins Herbert. Nirs. Adair was selected to follow Mrs. Herbert as leader. The object of the class has not been so much a critical as a devotional study of the Bible and a strengthening of the spiritual life of the members. The study has been based on R. A. Torrey's nl-low to Prayf' F. B. Meyer's Shepherd Psalmf' Robert E. Speer's Principles of Jesus, S. D. Gordonis Quiet Talks on-Poweru and Quiet Talks on Prayerf' and selected chapters from the Bible. This year is the lirst which has been entirely devoted to the study of the Bible. During the year HThe Sermon on the Mount,,' Romans and Ephesians, have been studied. At each meeting a chapter has been taken up and considered in view of the truths in it which are applicable to the lives of the girls. Prayer is an important part of every meeting. The class has a membership of thirty-six. 176- 'Z Y. W. C. A. ROOM. .... P GIRLS' BIBLE CLASS. TARKIO Y. M. C. A. President ..... .... P . A. F ERRIER. Vice-President. . . .. .W. H. MERRIAM. Secretary. . .... B. MOYLE. Treasurer ............ ........ A . A. ALLEN. Corresponding Secretary. . . . . READE MCCRORY. ' Advisory Member ....................... PROP. V. BROWN. Tarkio Y. M. C. A. as a college organization dates from 1899, though student prayer meetings had been conducted since the founding of the College in 1883. The privileges and aims are set forth aptly by Clayton S. Cooper, of New York: The Young Menis Christian Association is an organization which grasps oppor- tunities and undertakes great things. Friendship among the members of the Association and towards those outside of it is of immense value. There is nothing better for influenc- ing thought and action than the open heart to heart talks for which Association men have frequent opportunity. Above and beyond these opportunities of friendship and heart to heart talks is the opportunity of presenting Jesus Christ. This should be the one com- mon purpose of every Association. . A vigorous, healthy spirit was evident in the work during the year l905-6. Five men represented the Association at Geneva and eight attended the State convention at Sedalia. TI-IE. INTER-COLLEGIATE ORATORICAL CONTEST. The inter-collegiate oratorical contest for l905 was held in the Tarkio auditorium Friday night, March IO, as it was Tarkiois turn to have the contest. Four colleges participated. They were Park College of Parkville, Central College of Fayette, West- minster College of Fulton and Tarkio College. This was the sixteenth annual contest and was one of the best, both from a literary and financial point of view, in the history of the association. W. Cx. Coxhead, of Westminster, President of the Association, presided. The program was opened with prayer by Dr. Thompson. Music by Midland Band followed and the following orations were then given: Communism in Politics, by John J. Rice, of Westminster Collegeg The Citizen Militant, by Jason l... MacMillan, of Tarkio Collegeg The Slav and the Saxon, by Paul Murphy, of Park College, What ls the Message, by Cneorge W. Scaling. This ended the literary program and while the committeemen were counting up the grades the audience was amused by college yells and songs composed especially for the occasion. As there were nine' judges it was some time before Mr. Coxhead appeared to announce the result. He announced that Park College had won second, and could get no farther as it was irresistible to hold back any longer for every one was confident Tarkio had won. Mr. MacMillan's friends seized him and carried him through the hall on their shoulders. This victory gave Tarkio the honor of representing Missouri in the inter-State contest at Monmouth, Ill., on May 4, Mr. MacMillan's oration was almost faultless in style and diction. Every sentence was the product of careful, persistent individual polishing. The orator's use of figure was exquisiteg his argument was clear. The oration was decidedly a masterpiece. Mr. Mac- Millan presented a splendid platform presenceg his person was magnetic, his voice was wonderfully deep and resonant and he used it like a master. The hilarous students immediately adjourned to College Hill where a bonfire was built and kettles, wash boilers, tubs, etc., were collected, the Marshall I-lall horse was touched for market, chickens were bfrjought and picked by Emily and Slob and at an early hour stewed chicken was served on uglumboisn pitchfork. Some said it was good, -79.- ILA fix' .22 'C fi- ,xe- . ..-se-1. others said it had a peculiar taste, but it was found out later that the bfrlought chickens had the cholera. The following day a holiday was granted in honor of the well earned victory and in the evening an informal reception was given Mr. MacMillan in the gymnasium. ' THE INTER-STATE. CONTEST. Rates having been secured. about twenty-five students left on Thursday night, May 3, for Monmouth to hear Mr. MacMillan contest for the highest literary honors pos- sible for a collegiate orator. The contest was held in the large college auditorium, which was, artistically decorated with Howers and boughs of trees. Pennants of all the colleges represented were draped in a tasteful fashion from the arch of the platform. Eleven orators, the pick of twenty-five thousand students and the institutions from which they came, but great States as well, struggled before an audience of seven hundred for the coveted victory. The performances of all were up to a high standard, but the palm was conceded to lie between the four states, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas and Indiana. For almost an hour, it seemed, the audience waited to hear the judges' decision. But finally the President oi the Association appeared and announced that Indiana and Iowa had tied for first place and Missouri and Kansas had tied for second place. ln the final grading Indiana came first, Iowa second, Kansas third and Missouri fourth. Mr. MacMillan won first on delivery, the highest oratorical honor ever won by a Tarkio College orator, and tied for fifth on thought. His delivery was highly commendable. He was a favorite for honors and his winning fourth place was pleasing to the audience. The Monmouth people showed unusual interest in our success. The music of the evening was furnished by the Monmouth Orchestra and Yvagnefs Ladies' Quartette. The music produced by the Ladies' Quartette was excellent and they were encored every time. While the committee- men were counting up the grades the various delegations gave their college yells and sang their college songs. Tarkio had reason to be proud of their delegation, but even more of their orator. . N, ' A r .L 'I if ' . ' l':-rt-:az'.if,. 1'3iflfiiCr .1 ..f4 . 1 .'-' 1-1+ nuff. ,. built-1'-fi,1:fa s ,- ..-.N-1' WI. f f ' ' , ' 6 f t'Q,i iff l' ll ' li Q! ll I I 1 , ' 'Y' AV- I 'il -- M x V in Tasra ires id aww aw 'w MWa My f 7 is tif' N, all ua I . . I ':X ami ul I V, 'W , 'I , 'IL 11 '13 ' , , ' fm 4 . ' fig' T-J : 2 :.- .i 1 ' I MISSOURI ORATORICAI. ASSOCIATION. Tarkio College has been a member of the Inter-Collegiate Oratorical Associaticn since I897. The Association is composed of the leading colleges of the State. At one time its membership was ten. At present there are only three colleges in the Association. During the current year the constitution has been revised and an effort will be made to in- crease the membership. The interest in oratory is such that a resolve was made not to give up the organization. I-Iereafter the membership is to be limited to members of the Missouri College Union. The contest this year was held at Fulton, Missouri, with Westminster College. The winner, Mr. E.. I-I. Zion, is from Park College, Parkville, Missouri. Mr. M. B. Cxihten was TarI4io's representative. The subject of his oration was The Protector of the Com- monwealth. It was perhaps the closest contest in Missouri for years. The three col- leges that were represented are on friendly terms, and the contest, as a result, was a very friendly one. The following list shows Tarkio,s standing in the Inter-Collegiate and Inter-State contests: Orator. Year. Inter-Collegiate. Inter-State. W. C. Cnraham, A. I... S. I887. 8. - I-I. A. Kelsey, A. I... S. I898. 7. - D. I-I. Farrell, A. I... S. I899. I. 5. W. M. Jackson, A. I.. S. I900. 4. - W. W. Thompson, A. I... S. I900. I. IO. W. O. Chisholm, A. I... S. I902. 3. - J. O. Rankin, C. I... S. I903. 5. - T. A. I..aur, C. I... S. I904. 3. - J. L. McMillan, C. I... S. I905. I. 4. M. B. Giffen, F. I... S. I906. 3. - ..81-. THE CAMPBELL ESSAY CONTEST. The Campbell essay contest was instituted by Mr. Chalmers Campbell of the class of '95, who has offered two prizes, one of ten and the other of five dollars to be awarded the contestants taking first and second places. The conditions of the contest in '05 required the essay to treat of some phase of Christ, the man. The contestants in '05 were F. A. Henderson, Miss Mary Harper, R. Duncan, Miss Emily Porter. Mr. Hendersonis essay, C1entleness of Christ, received first prize. Miss Emily Porteris essay, Christ as a Teacherf, received second prize. TI-IE BROCKETT BIBLE READING CONTEST. The College is indebted to Rev. O. G. Brockett for the institution of a Bible reading contest. The donoris purpose was to interest the student body in the oral reading of the Book. Prizes aggregating twenty dollars-eight, six, four and two to the respective win- ners-were awarded the readers. Mr. Jason L. McMillan was awarded first place. Mr. Will M. Lynn second place. 1811. s..M.af?a....s.,mMss.s...W..f .IUNIOR CLASS PLAY. At the AUDITORIUM. Thursday Evening, April 20th, l905. ' Tl-IE CRISIS. T BY THE JUNIOR CLASS, Assisted by W. Earl Anderson, L. H. Simpson, Etc. ' CAST OF CHARACTERS. Virginia Carvel Colonel Carvel. . Judge Whipple. Stephen Brice ...... Clarence Colfax. Eliphalet Hopper. . Carl Ricter.. . . . Mr. Canter .... Eugenie Renault Anne Brinsmade. . . . . . . .Jeanette Pattison . . AW. K. Weaver .......W. A. Stewart .. .Paul A. Perrier . .W E. Anderson .Prank N. Crawford . . . . .john Mclfie . . . .L. H. Simpson . . . . .Esther Rankin . . . . .Laura Boyd Puss Russell .... .. .Genevieve Stevenson Maude Catherwood ..... Eathel Woods Mrs. Brice ........ . .... Emily Porter Mrs. Colfax ...... . ...... Susie Boyer Tom Catherwood ........ B. Moyle M aurice Renault .......... Gay Good Jack Brinsmade .... Houston Henderson Ephum. . . Nancy. .. Soldiers, Etc. THE PHOENIX. Edited each month by the Senior LAURA BOYD. . ..... ........ . . P. A. F ERRIER ..... F. N. CRAWFORD ..... A FEW QUOTATIONS. Class. L. H. Simpson . .Laura Boyd Editor-in-Chief Business Managers Dr. Thompson: Is that so? Prof. Adair: Now, that's the easiest way I can Hndf, Prof. McMullen: Well, now, its just this way you know. Prof. Brown: Wake up, now. Next! Prof. McKillop: HBring worked out, if you please. 55 Prof. Lamson: I know this sounds like a big storyf' Mrs. Ross. The perversity of inanimate objects. xSee uClapper.', ,83- -,.- . x--1 , . .1,. 11-1' z ' 1 1 H VQ3Kl ff 11 1' 1111 3111161 1 -- - X Q- 1 f , 1' 1 fg1i, f:1 13351 1-111l1111,11111 1111 11 1 111 21 111 ' 5-F21 f 1 1 ,1 ji Qijj I1-1'- 1i1g , if1111111?13111i11r11 'Q I f 1 l1 111111 'V11 1 iii Q'fQ1f.i 1fifi S '1 111' 1 6 it lglgggyg 11111 1 11111 Q! iijfif - 4111 11 1,1111 1 1 f . 11 Aff? fwffwff ' 11W 1 11 Xiglyf, l - M, 1A W , 1, 1 ff .Xfff K ! fr,FH 51111 1 I x ,' N ' 5 ffff , 1 1 vf KC' ff K W ff f , 13111111 1' N11 1 ZZ ff 471111 111i V 1 M1 I 1 x x Y 1 41,7 ,T ff 1 W , A I 1,60 :.3Ji if11 :rn 1 'Q 1' ,mi tw, 2 'Q Q , 1 X' I if Y vixi kmm +f1 A MAA WP A , . , , Q 1 ' 1 1 --f 5 2 . 1 1 32 5f'?111-XT-N 'Q' ' M 1 1111 1 1 1 if 111.,Jx , f E 11 b 11 ' ' 11 1 3114111 11111 11 A 1 ,1 - MEAL CONTEST. CONDITIONS.-All contestants must be boarders at Marshall l-lall. Each table is to constitute a team in the contest. Head of said table to keep a record of those who are tardy at meals or absent from prayers. Such record to be audited by the Dean. The table having the fewest members tardy or absent from prayers shall constitute the winning team. Prize awarded at the end of each week: consisting of some inexpensive dainty selected by said table. Record to be read by the Dean for the edification of the con- testants. RESULT OF WEEK ENDING Nov. ZSTI-I.-Table No. 3, firstg two tardyg none absent. Table No. 4, tied with table No. 5 for second, each having six marks against it. Table no. 7 ranked next to the lowest, with fifty-six marks against fit. Table No. 8 came last with sixty-one marks. Of individual records the following are noteworthy: Frank l-lenclerson was tarcly fourteen timesg VV. l-l. Merriam, seventeen timesg Prof. Weingart, twenty-one timesg lVl. B. Giffen, twenty-nine times. CHORUS OF 4TI-I YEAR GREEK CLASS. Late! Late! so Late! Speed! will you never come? Late! Late! so Late! Are you gone on a bum? Late! Late! so Late! And not yet left the dorm! I Late! Late! so Late! Oh, Speed! you must reform. Late! Late! so Late! The tarcly bell will ring! Late! no, he 's here, arise and let us sing. -:5.. MAXIMS FOR COLLEGE LIFE. Where 'tis bliss to be a Senior ,tis folly to be wise. The Faculty always finds some work for idle hands to do. A fool and his cuts are easily parted. Annual poets are made, not born. Man must earn his diploma by the sweat of his horse. A bald head hideth a multitude of sins. lVlary,s laugh doeth Lawrence good like a medicine. Too many cuts spoil the grade. lnsufhcient unto the day is the hash thereof. A wise Senior maketh a glad D.D., but an '06 graduate disgusteth everybody. l-le that knoweth not and knoweth not that he knoweth not is a Senior. Pass by it and turn away. The honor is in composing an original production, not in butchering another man's work. 'Tis hard for an empty head to make an HA. A little sweat upon the hunter's trail beats all the sprinkled salt upon the huntedis tail. -J. V. B. Every class has its Crisis but it never allows others to forget, no matter how trivial the thing was. It is the empty head that rattles. Three may keep a secret if they are all on the Annual Board. A stand-in with the Faculty is a continual Christmas. .. L6 1, V ,X ' f?5QS2YX -Vi....... f 3 MSAXX X AWQE' 1' ff ,v D j K ' ua Q Zi 61'-if, 64:11 1 f , P: - Q- X Wff0C,h'4o Z , E 'l, 11 1 If k' fa, A X X I I f!f!HfffH4Hf'X wgwvib! L d! ,1,f,fl, f iff' ' Wwbgi W 'l'j'1.L0u1s E. -if XNQN Nliciifvwn' 5 0 PN MAME px ., 'r fl fxxffffinb X ,.' I ,- ' ' X41 7.7 if K N X 15 ' J S- ' ,- N EX - Q hu mu WSF 5 + ww 5021? 9PivLEgX3?j:'i I ,4 J is 7 F3 g Q v4 WX 5341, fipifff 9' V P M i33Xi Y NGN? :V I XX--f M ' WN,-p ' - F M1 Q06 ?15,w0'?Qf 4i1if Y fx x ' - -bf L ' , f X? fi fnf, ff, x N- xx if'9,: ,jj ,, Q L Vxfgxf-Vf, Cf X X-X!b'6l gi11Jff2NfJ,Nf:I xv wx f XX xx XL ff ' X 5, X j if-fag' ' f-P5-if ' X I 1 ' NX X ! ' mg ,M K X NS -87- A ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION. OFFICERS! PROF. CHAS. B. MCMULLEN ...... ...President MR. ROBT. DUNCAN ...... .. .Secretary WILL lVl. LYNN ...... ....... T reasurer. PAUL J. SMITH ....... .......... C urator. MR. W. A. STEWART ..... ......... P hysical Director. MR. MORRISON B. GIFFEN ............ Assistant Physical Director. BOARD OF CONTROL. PROF. J. VALLANCE BROWN, President, GEO. I-I. LAMSON, RALPH TIDRICK, JOHN F. MCKIE. An institution of twice seven year's standing in Tarkio College-with never yet a chronicler! Clio grant us a pen of iron and the golden flow wherewith to decorate this scroll. as rf as The history of the college athletics might be roughly divided-like ancient Gaul-- into three parts. There was a traditional age, the era of the Athletic Association, and the day of the Board of Control. I The traditional age commences back of the printed record. The College was founded in l883. In April, 1892, the Athletic Association was organized. About midway between these dates-say 1885-I888-baseball flourished. Few intercollegiate games were scheduled and eligibility regulations were unknown but the team had quite a local reputation and doubtless played good ball. Formidable rivals-the names would hint as much-were the Cow-boysf' the HDutch7' nine, and Amity. Other sports lan- guished, perhaps by the studiousness of the pupils, probably by a dearth of boys, and certainly from lack of organization and funds. Cnce Amity was whipped in an im- promptu field dayg and the College had an Achilles who used to retrieve baseball defeats by outrunning the neighboring cracks So ends the age of tradition. On a thirteenth in the fickle month of the year the College burned, began the era of the Athletic Association. At the suggestion of President Thompson the writer had the privilege of inaugurating four1der's day. Organization was effected in the Presbyterian church, at that time one of the temporary quarters of the College. The pioneer president had the further happiness of pouring oil on various troubled sessions, of going on the bond four field care of the organization when it was in debt, and once of raising a subscription of three or hundred dollars from the merchants of the town for fixing up the then new athletic only to see the amount go by default because of an Association Uscrapf' The first of the new organization was to institute field day and the earliest of these contests was held the following commencement season. For four or live years the interest in track athletics overshadowed both baseball and football. Several creditable meets were early won from T as h a I sn sf ,- f1Q fd .- gl. n :cn . . 1 L., td ' ll? 'fr ' f:V ' r E'i'1 :l:1'. . , , ' . We 'X 0 , . 4, , . ' af. f . 1 3 1 J . E I P H l , . . ., .-2, , av 2 no aff?-.r ,Z iyw: x 5, yy-.hav 4 mr if 4 lg gf .f HL. other colleges. Only within the past three years--yet now in every case-have the old records been superseded. ln football 1892 dates the pioneer eleveng H397-l900, the golden age g and l904, perhaps, the strongest team. The baseball nine of 1895 bears the banner reputation. It has been a stormy career. The record runs like that of a South American ,. '15 ,V -,., .fy .,- fa-.-is . ' +- y z e , 4-2.-' , -. JJ. ...,umisQ!S1 :.-... .,........ rSE-':i,r:42's.':EEL .ff da, I l u ui .2 lu I ll 1 4 ll . f I Ji ' ', I , V s . A I N republic. The division for field day regularly created sedition. Some of the revolutions have drawn blood. Presidents abdicated. lnterregnurn and disorganization followed. It has been a debt-ridden career. Membership fees and local canvasses gave football a fair start each fall. Bad weather, slender crowds, and the expense of the sport made it ever a losing game. Track athletics barely paid out. Baseball starved on an empty exchequer. Debts piled. Presidents retired, married, moved away. A successor assumed the burden. Every half dozen years by a supreme effort the slate would be wiped clean. So ran the cycle. Yet it has been a successful career. The storm and stress have made for fair play and clean sport. Deficit has led to the present financial toundation. The old Association has made Tarlgio athletics. as is as The organization sleeps. Her glories are a memory. Under the new management the very status of the old Association is a query. The Board of Control dispenses the moneys. In lack of allies the same body and the several captains and managers have been forced to play the oligarchy. The writer believes the old society under a new constitution a need of the hour. It has been suggested that membership be limited to those that do things for athletics. Term dues, larger or smaller, would provide spending money. No provision has been made otherwise for the nomination of captains and managers and the election of student members to the Board of Control. The Association would prepare athletic programs and afford the most effective committees for detailed management. It would be the body of initiative and might originate policies and suggest budgets. It would be welcomed by the Board as a party of counsel and an instrument of execution. Without its co-operation the present management will be greatly hampered. May this record of the old Athletic Club-as it was first called-prove not its obituary but a fruitful appreciation. J. VALLANCE BROWN. 31 +204 531916 ., - ':- J.i'15 - '- L-A -I -1. 1 -L-B-1-:f' ft Q tgttfff 0 I Q I I I l 1 V T.. - ,89- FOOTBALIFLTEAIVI F OOTBALL. . The record of the Tarkio eleven for T905 is gratifying. Six games were 'played and only two of these were lost, one to Missouri State University and the other to William Jewell. However, Vifilliam Jewell, two weeks after the game with Tarkio defeated Missouri State Normal I8 to O and Tarkio in turn de- feated the same team on Thanksgiving 23 to 0. Thus by comparative score Tarkio could have beaten William Jewell in the later part of the season. At the beginning of practice six old players nnd plenty of green material appeared. Captain Ferrier soon had the men hard at work tack- ling, bucking and running signals. In three weeks time he had developed a comparatively good team which defeated the Nebraska State , Normal I3 to 0. Both teams were in poor physical condition. This accounts for the slow,i tedious game that was played, and especially for the small score, but it showed that Tarkio had the material for a winning team. The fol- lowing week Frank Capell, of Omaha, who was right end on the famous 'OI team of Iowa State and an old player on the Dodge Light Guards, also formerly coach of Tarkio in l903, came and work was begun in earnest. On October IZ the Varsity met William Jewell at Liberty. As there was such a short time intervening be- tween the Nebraska State Normal game and this one, Mr. Capell was not able to get the team in best form and as the day was very hot Tarkio was beaten I2 to 0. l-lowever, this seemed to be just the stimulus Tarkio needed and throughout the rest of the season the record of the team was pleasing in every respect. It held Missouri State University down to a score of I7 to 0 and once during the game the ball was within ten yards of the University goal line. Our football season was a successful one. The team did not equal the winning team of P. A. FERRIER 1904, which is considered the best in the his- , tory of the college, but it was a good one. The Captain Football Team men played a hard schedule and came out with flying colors. A great deal of the suc- cess was due to the hard, persistent work and playing of Captain Ferrier. Every fol- lower of the game knows how many discouragements he encountered, but those only made him play the harder. I-le has played on the team for the last four years and is perhaps the greatest fullback Tarkio ever produced. l-le hit the line hard and was always good for three or four yards. Mr. Ferrier also holds the broad jump record. The work of every individual on the team is creditable. The men played in harmony and with their might. We lose by graduation two of this year,s team and one who does not expect to return. R. W. Tidrick has played tackle for four years. His weight, quickness and knowledge of the game makes it impossible for a man to outplay him. Mr. Tidrick was former captain of a winning team and his place will be hard to fill. The work of John Mclfie at tackle for the last two years is very commendable. He was always in the inter- ference and played a hard, steady game. W. Moore, the heaviest man on the team, has played three years. l-lis Work against a famous guard of the West in the Dodge Light Guards game of 1903 showed his ability. Next yearls team with seven old players and under the leadership of B. Moyle should be very successful. Mr. Moyle was our manager for this year and deserves much for his work in securing games. FOOTBALL RECORDS. Tarkio I3, Nebraska State Normal 0. Tarkio 0, William Jewell l9. Tarkio 0, Bellevue 0. Tarkio O, Missouri State University l 7. Tarkio 8, Amity 0. Tarkio 24, Missouri State Normal 0. Tl-IE T. MEN. Name, Position. Weight P. A. Ferrier CCaptainJ .... .... F ull back Walter Crain ..... . Will M. Lynn . . Ray McMillan . . Alfred Gibb. . . . . . .Half back . . . . .Half back uarter back ........End. John F. McKie . . . .Tackle Roland Murray. . . .... Guard Ray Henderson. . .... Center j. B. Moyle .... Center J. W. Moore. . . ...Guard R. W. Tidrick . . . ..... Tackle Harry E. McPherson ..... Tackle Carl SCHTIIITIOII . . . .-92- .....End PREP. BASKETBALL TEAM SOPHOMORE BASKETBALL TEAM ERESHMAN BASKETBALL TEAM BASKETBALL. The past season has shown a change, especially in boys, basketball in Tarkio. In former years particular attention was given to class games and only one or two out- side games were played. This year more attention was given to outside games. games were played and in these we broke even, losing one to St. Joe Y. M. C. A., one to Tabor College, and one to Shenan- doah, and winning one from St. Joe Y. M. C. A., one from Tabor College and one from Amity College. It has been shown that we are able to compete successfully with other teams. The class tournament for the boys' teams was in- teresting and the final result- was in doubt until the last game had been played. It was won by the 4th Preps. The games as a whole were hardly as rough as they have frequently been. ln girls' basketball considerable interest was shown and a good-sized squad was always out for practice. It is to be re- gretted that there was not several outside games for the girls. At the time of the proposed Shenandoah game they were playing fast ball and undoubtedly would have shown that they were winners. The Girls' Class tournament was held quite late in the season, and because of the warm weather there was hardly the class interest that there has been in pre- vious years. The teams that played showed that they had done considerable work. The tournament was won by the 1. c. W. MORROW Freshmen- Basket-ban Captain ' The SSEISOII l'16.S beefl maflied SEVCI'al features, among which was the financial success, the increased number of players, the success with which we have met outside teams, and the fact that each class team was entirely composed of persons who were members of the class they represented. This last is a feature which for several reasons has not always been possible before. The season's work has shown that the class games should be played before we try outside games, also that we should have more class games and less outside games, limiting the outside games to three or four, and having these nearer the close of the season than was done this year. As a whole the season has been a successful one and Manager Morrow deserves great credit for the work he has done. ,94- BASKETBALL TEAM TRACK TEAM I. F. IVICKIE Captain Track Team Q l' RACK ATHLETICS. For the last two years an unusual amount of interest has been taken in track athletics and during this period Tarkio has produced her best track team. Every college record with the exception of one has been broken in the last three years. These records com- pare well with many of the records of our large institutions, where there is a greater num- ber from which to pick a team. Tarkio has reason to be proud of her running events. The l0O-yard, the 220-yard and the mile are especially good, However, the high jump is not up to what it should be. Moyle and Elder have made several good records. It is too early to state much concerning this year's team. Arrangements are being made for a meet with Doanelt sometime in May and a strong team is promised. In the field events we will have practically the same men as last year. New material must how- ever be developed for the running events. With the loss of Moyle and Elder the team will be handicapped in those events. The old men of last year's team are Captain Mc- Kie, Eerrier, Smith, Stewart, and Cunningham. Interest is being shown in the work and a number of new men are out and are taking systematic training. This is one of the features of the work which is sought and should always be encouraged, if Tarkio expects to hold a good place in track athletics. fltDoane-Tarkio track meet, held May 12, 1906. Doane, 543 Tarkio, 63. RECORDS. I-Iigh Jump-I. S. Coieg distance, 5 ft. 3M in.-1902. Shot Put-O. Perry Bellg distance, 38 ft. 624 in.-1903. l00 Yards-B. S. lVloyleg time, I0 secs.-l904. 220 Yards-B. S. Moyleg time, Z2 2-5 secs.-1904. 440 Yards--B, S. Moyleg time, 53 secs.-1904. l20 Yard Hurdles--J. S. Coie, I7 l-5 secs.-l904. Mile Run-J. Clyde Elder, time, 4:47-l904. Discus-John H, Stewart, distance, 97 ft. l in.-1904. 880 Yards-J. Clyde Elderg time, 2:04 4-5-l905. 220 Yard l'lurdles-VV. A. Stewart, time 27 2-5 secs.-1905 Broad Jump-Paul A. Ferrierg distance, 20 ft. 7 in.-l905. Pole Vault-J. Clyde Elderg height, 9 ft. 7 in.-l905. Hammer Throw-John F. lVlcKie-l Il ft. I0 in.-1905. 350 Yard Dash-W. A. Stewart, time, 5.3 secs. 'HLNO longer contested. FOOTBALL CHORUS. CTun,e, Beulah Landfij O Tarkio! My Tarkio! See how they buck the line and go Way down the stubborn hard-fought field, They never falter, never yield, They '11 soon be oier that shining goal, Why, there they are, upon my soul! 'il emw ie 79 . '32 6 5.1: 51 ' ig,-.. - 5 55'-5.5 -. ,gginyigy W 0 , L I I . I 3 , O 1 . QL K-' 5 Q7 Y 1? ,,v:zF- V I W--.N. .355-yxq.-1--..f , eg 's:g: wfw--r 1' . .,........ S is BASEBALL. .N I .,,1-hif i E.. When the days are brightening and a fellow knows that the college year is drawing to a close, he feels that he must shift the responsibility of running the institution through the spring term to the Seniors and the Faculty. ' Now there are many ways that the student may throw away this care. It :ray be flying out of the window with his books, he may bend bows and like William Tell pierce the apple cf fate, or he may find it to his enjoyment to hurl it through the air in the shape of a baseball. Cn the diamond he finds the friends of his earlier days in the shape of a winged instrument for thelair-the bat, the bases' for the feet that may never reach E them, the heavy winter mittens to save the hands from the tender care of the ostecpath and the cage to preserve the facial expression of the catcher. Who has not been affected by the tragedy Casey at the Bat? Yet this is a true baseball spirit. It is a Comedy of Errors or a series of uncertain- ties in which the hero of one garce rray be the lobster of the next, the championship team of one year may be the tail-encler of the next. It is one of these uncertainties to which may be ac- credited the lack of interest and rraterial in our institution in the last two or three years. Tarkio has turned out severalwinning teanfs, for exafrple the championship team of the lVlissouri Valley in '95. However, within the past few seasons we have had several excellent players. Cusack, catcher on the ,03 team, was a wonder. l-lis throwing to second was above the ,average rran with the umittf' Also lVlcCrory, our crack pitcher and catcher for the last two vears, was a player of prominence in the Eastern high schools, but on account of sickness last summer did not return in the fall. The outlook for this season, however, is verv promising. Several hiqh school players are in college and much interest is being shown among the followers of the game. It is a well known fact that small colleges are not able to produce every season winning teams in all the different branches of sport. It seems to be a rule that one branch will prove to be a favorite, consequently there is a lack of interest shown in the other lines. Similar conditions have existed in our large institutions, and so there is hope for ours. Varied sports are necessary because students have different cauabilities. Wfe do not find rnanv men who can represent their college in all branches. Thus there should be some kind of sport within the reach of every student who has the inclinatcn to take aivantace of the benefits and pleasures derived from athletics. The aim should be to balance the different lines as well as possible. While an absolutely perfect system is never found in any institution, yet it is a goal toward which we should work and the approxitraton cf which should do .honor to our college. THEODORE GLENN Captain Baseball. --gg-. GYIVINASIUM CONTEST TEAM W. A. STEWART, Physical Director GYMNASIUM CONTEST. CONTESTANTS. Paul A. Ferrier, YV. C. Porter, Walter Crain, Paul Smith, R. W. Ticlrick, N. Cunningham Harry File. First, Ferrier. . . . .... . .... Scofe, 350 Second, Crain. .... Score. 343 -10x - ,7 if ,ff N if If 'X X A A ' if 'fQ' ' ,, - +, V . my S gamma , V Q ,,, Elifiliiii f' '1 V ' - if , mm K W Q x X' . 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GLEE CLUB TARKIO COLLEGE GLEE CLUB. The Glee Club has just finished its fourth tour. The first tour was made with a rrale quartette, and embraced Northwest Mis- souri and Southwest Iowa. Miss Grace Marlin, at present occupying the chair of Elo- cuticn and Oratory in the college, accompanied them as reader. Professor Cxriffeth was director. Miss S. Ellen Barnes was pianist. The second tour was trade through the northern part of Missouri. The Club was made up of fifteen men and was assisted by Miss Mae Gelvin fStevensonJ as reader. Professor Mills was director. Last season, under the direction of Professor Frederick W. Mueller, and assisted by his daughter, Miss Lillian Muell.er, as contralto, a club of ten men was sent out and made a tour of ten days through the cities and towns of Southern Iowa. They were well received by good houses, in spite of extremely bad weather, and received many requests for a return date this year. Miss Mueller was, without exception, received with great enthusiasm, and her Play Titre Songs especially won high praises from all. A remarkable thing was that the tour ended with everybody pleased and money in the treasury. - A Following last 5'ear's successes, a rfreat number of men were interested in conserv- atory work, and it was possible this year to get up a much larger club of trained voices. Crganizatfon was beun as sc-on as school opened and sixteen men were examined and admitted to the club. Regular training was commenced and carried out, and at the spring vacatfcn the club was in excellert Shape to do gcod Work 'for the public. The tour this year took in a somewhat wider ranre than the lastg the weather was much better, and the club was everywhere well received. Miss Jennie Park, scprano, and Miss Clara Weingart, violinist, assisted the Clubg and both niet with marked success. Not the least attractive of our numbers were those rendered by James Colvin and Lloyd l l. 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Q1 f--,-c,:.:.E-3, x kxgi g Xl ,gf TARKE 'Lbowdwxw l7C?3M4'?q31jCMI' ', W, m E A i E P .CLM4 QWWEVM GMQWJVL WWA in AM in V I I 3 da-Q P PV HF - - f Q05 LW V M i1U'f1W?w7335Wfff?ifQ wvvpwfufl .ffkfwialdmg I P L v E fy. 6 E Q V-A 0 J pg Q Q5 V Q J I di is v I , ix -.... ibm, aifgfimbmb In W' f '. !4Li': l k , , e 5 1 lg KA ' W ' ' 1 5 L' 'K - 3 2 5 7 C ' U Rx' I L3 A L I E ti -I ! fmmfvuzz A Jo I P- A V :Ei ' Avbovwjfgijifk I Q V 9' .V -' vbLU'WqThWw'M., f 'mimi f fm? 9' V1 V 'F Kai fmlpfbb QW I ' 1, fp 1 -vi ll -V V H' I 1 A9-dk I 'M PHJ , .UZ R :N 4 f Egzemii Pl: 9 A Q 44 if 'E- A-+L 15,M!5iF V 1 f Y'-K ' ' QLQWUJM '1 1gsrFQihwR, hnQx.,m nwgvm ' U I E L' 75 ' v 3 , I '14 , H L-A R Hd A A., ,I P Lx35 'H5EE3E '4?-L wi wg,f5nd.0Nga1vL,Q'.LMdJZiufLElwf, 'Y E, A - Q ! ,QF . f f g 5. in ' 1 ' E 1 I, L1 I -105- H V ' C. L. S. RECEPTION. Mr. ancl Mrs. L. H. Luclcharclt's Home, Tarkio, Mo., February 20, 1906 NIENU. Pressed Chicken Sandwiches Olives Ice Cream Cake Coffee Chocolate A. L. S. RECEPTION. Miss Sue M. Stevenson, Hostess, February 20, l906. John McKie. . ...,.. ..................,.. T oastrnaster TOASTS. 6'The Blue and Gold .......... ...Tow Miclzlleton .. ,, Response . . ...... . . . . . . HThe l' aculty' ....... ..... . . .Errily Porter .l-lirvcla Stewart Response ......... ..... P rof. T. P. Beyer The New Members . ..... Harold Calhoun HResponseH. . .... .... E. uphemia Young L'The Seniors ..... Margaret Ciiffeu 'iResponse' ...... Laura Boyd FORUM BANQUET. lflolel Clifton, Tarkio, Nlo., February l P. A. I-lenclerson. ............,. . .. TOASTS. 1 The Ladiesn. ..... . .. The Alumniw. . . . . Response . . ...... . . . . . . The New Regime The Purple and C eam Time SQEETKQQMER GG 7! 4 5 ..... .... is .. Y ,, ............... . . . iiififf ' ' - 106 - 0 O CY V '3. B I ,s,.w..w -ZQmw1f Respcnsew. .. . . 2, 1906. . . . . .Toastmaster . . . . .Paul Smith . .Esther Rankin KV. H. Merriam .Julius Weingart .W. A. Stewart .Morrison Cmiffen .L. I-I. Simpson Y A v A-in 'N u 1 u nn-1 -I -nu' 'rn I in ,I I SOPHOMORE-SENIOR RECEPTION. I Miss Lillian Mueller, Hostess, Tarlcfo. Mo., April 5, 1906, Lula Pyers. . ................... . . . ..... loastmaster TOAST S. Hlfihe Past .... . . .... ,lo-lin Cunningham. Loudly The Seniors ...Lillian Mueller, Musically Response,'. .... Paul Ferrier, Dramatically The Future . , . .Lloyd Simpson. Effeminately FRESHMAN-JUNIOR RECEPTICN. Miss Ma1'y Moore, l-lostess, Tarkio, Mc., February 20, l906. Ray Henderson . . . ......... ......... T oastmaster TOASTS. The juniors .... . . . .... Ray l-leiderscu Response, .... , .......... .... T Cv ill Lynn HGreat Women I -l-lave Knownn.. .... Earl Neslait Our Great Men in Schooln. . . . . . .Louise Botlcin i'Tl1e Specialsn ........... .... J ennie Bell -10'7- pr THE MAY POLE PARTY. Spring! Wliat memories the name calls up! l-low many of the delightful features of college life take place in the spring. We wonder sometimes if there ever was a time when there were no annual affairs, or whether they all started for want of something to do. or whether those who planned them intended that they should come to be looked upon as traditions of the school. At any rate, events are repeated every year which have proved successful in previous yea1's, and are looked forward to with a great deal of anticipation and pleasure. An outsider might notice a llutter of excitement among the girls of the Senior class for some days previous to the May pole party. The reason is this-one of their number will be chosen as Queen of the May, but the question is. TXfhich?,' At last the fateful day arrives, and the boys choose her, to be crowned as their queen in the evening. The chapel is turned into a perfect garden, with spring flowers and Japanese lan- terns. ln the center of the room is the May pole, with ribbons of the Senior colors. ln one corner stands the queen's throne, almost covered with flowers. The girls who take part in the drill come in, all in white, led by a tiny boy and girl, who carry the queen's crown. The girls kneel while the queen passes and ascends the throne, and then the crown is placed on her head. The music then changes and the girls encircle the May pole, weaving the ribbons in and out, first singly then in couples, in true festive style. Then with a courtesy to their queen they drop the ribbons, and the dance is over. Then follows refreshments, served from booths, a lively grand march and a hearty 'iDrinlc It Downu by the boys to their fair hostesses. LIST OF MAY QUEENS. 1904 .... . . .Miss MAUDE BLOOMFIELD, Albia, Ia. 1905. . . . .Miss MARGARET ScoTT, Tarkio, Mo. l906. . . . . .Miss ESTHER RANKIN, Tarkio, Mo. - 108-A 5. 'W MF 'P' Ai it ,ii -11- 'Jili- ,I5 .4521 .423 ' wiv ' O i :ft 7 5 i 3 G G as vi T . 0 .Q l ft, l Si' J' AV C- V' AL' rf 5 ARBOR DAY. .nf - --4MfM v- Vf4f- mr J 7 Q .F J XUV j What was there in the year !904 which made it more notable than other years? ln a college town things are supposed to drag along at about the sanie pace year after year. 'W as it that the students that spring were more congenial than usual, or was it the inspiration of sonie of the teachers that put the spirit into the students? At any rate, an unusual amount of the desire arose to have doinis-just among ourselves, you know. Not that other people couldnit Conte and look on, but they should have no share in the fun. Of the events that tcok place, one will be rerrernberec! in connection with the name of Prof. Porter, not only as long as Arbor Day shall be observed every year, but tas long as the trees on the campus shall continue to grow. The sky is clear, and there is just enough chill in the air to make you feel that summer is not yet college has been deserted all morning, and there have been no signs some of the boys were seen running around with spades and pails very busy about something. But since neon a crowd has begun to of bright-colored figures are seen at renicie corners of the carrpus. here to stay. The of life, except that of water, evidently gather, and groups Ylfhen you come nearer, you see them laughing and whispering together, and here is one group that is even singing, or is it practising a yell? The girls seem to lie having a great time to keep a little dog out of sight, while they are tying a bright blanket around it. Now the signal has been given and they are drawing closer together. Such an array of colors! Surely Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these, They are marching now, and forming a line around that tree. Listen! Someone is making a very learned speech. It surely must be a Senior. Yes, there is the class banner floating from the topmost limb. Now the other classes take their turn, and each time the cheering is more hearty. l-lere we are up near the college again. Who is that boy that is talking? Did he say the tree should be called Rawal Pindi Porter? It is a large tree, but surely it canit hr: expected to live and bear such a name as that! Now the crowd is moving toward the athletic held, and you follow along, to watch the boys eat crackers, the girls drive nails, and the professors and the doctor take wheel- barrow rides. mhe afternoon is far spent when you finally depart, with the din of merry laughter and college yells still ringing in your ears. How the students do enjoy themselves! Surely nothing brings them closer to gether or gives them more of the real college spirit than these jolly celebrations of Arbor Day. -103 - X 'Y 'fr MARSHALL HALL MENLJF BREAKFAST. Sawdust Oats Mellin's Food Porous Plaster Brine LUNCHEON. Tri-daily Review of Reviews Walking Stick of Experience Lollygigger-Black, Red, Yellow Poultice Narcasm Baled l-lay Shorts Dov Q Salve Bobbies Apple Nothing, a la Spanked Cream Nectar DIN NER. Mfssfon Studjf, with Fodder Spuds Tommy Toes Hard Tack Ccsrcopolitan Pie 4 Extract of Quinine , SC ME. SU BSTITUTE5. Ground I-log Evaporated Pies Corn Bread, a la Goo. 55See Glossary. 110 - livaporates Mery Arm's Bacon and Liver Bullets 1' I 0 T? A ,EQ gm X- fi' XX il :E Q JFQQD A 7'-2 X X M 'x - TLX f J N, sx K X x XXiQj X X X X XF X XF! X . ' J NS NEW M N X ,T X-X X- '- X X X ' N W X , X X . Xwgixsg XQQKQZ XC NW X TX , C a dj mf xxx l t C! X FX?-2 QQ H kff 0 wx l 2 , Q by ML OEN X 5 NX ai 7 , . xQf XXN Q D Q M Q ff f i X x :X I J ' I f-4 X ' 5 X X X xi-......f x XX Y V X E I x ww X w ww S X X Y XXXXM Y A X x ' xXU V 44 L NN X X X X XXV XX X X X xX NX X X XX x X -1 MRS. ROSS' LECTURE TO TI-IE HEADS OF TABLES AT MARSHALL I-IALL. CENTLEMEN:-l have requested you to meet with me in order that we may come to understand each other better in regard to what each expects of the other. Now you gentlemen are not of my choosing, but I presume those who had the matter in charge made a wise choice. This matter of table management has caused me much worry and l hope you will make it a matter of serious thought and attention. You will agree with me that in past years affairs have not gone so smoothly as they might have here in the dining room, and through the fault of no one person, for there has always been too much work and responsibility for one to carry. Now that the work and the responsibility have been divided we are planning for better things. ln choosing gen- tlemen from the upper classes and Faculty there was a purpose in view. You repre- sent the law and order society of the college fthe Juniors smile in a whisperj, and have reached a position of dignity and influence aniong your fellow students. We wish everything to be as homelike and dainty as possible, and it is upon you that the success or failure of this will depend. I hope to work great changes through you in the table etiquette of the l-lall. It is thought best that you sit at the head of the table and serve the plates. See that each gets his or her share of the food, but waste should be avoided, for all that is left over will be carefully saved for the next meal. You alone are to ring for the waiter when the dishes need refilling, so that it will not complicate mat- ters. See that no other member of your table rings for the waiter or converses with him or her. You are to plan to make the table talk as helpful as possible. It would be well to look up suitable topics for conversation. You should not converse about the food or the Dean or Marshall l-lall rules, or funerals or deaths, or any other such somber topics. You are to see that those who are retiring by nature are encouraged to take part in the conversation and those inclined to be noisy are restrained. We must learn to laugh in a whisper. Then of course it will be your care to prevent the met:- bers of your table from playing with napkin rings, knives or forks. See that each changes his or her napkin twice a week. If one member asks to be excused before prayers you must get a reasonable excuse and give it to nie. Now it is a problem with me who you will have at your tables. l have thought it well for each to select four who he knows will be congenial and then distribute the remaining ones as best we may fafter the dispersion of the others has been accom- plishedl. Sonie of the people on the lists you have will not be in school for some time. The Misses Dunlap will not be here till next week. S' 'Dummyl is to eat at my table, said one. vflio 's Dummy,'? Ethel Dunlap. 'What an awful nickname for a girl. We cannot allow any such custom. It is entirely tco familiar. No true gentleman will call a lady a nickname. If a boy hears his sister nicknamed he should pull c-ff his coat and administer a iust punishment. fThe younger members look guiltyj It is exercising the utmost freedom to call a lady by her first name and should not be permitted except with intimate friends. lt is taking liberties and such a person should be reasoned with. l hope there will be no further need of speaking on this matter of nicknames. l appreciate the fact that much is expected of you gentlemen and feel grateful I f to you for being willing to sacrifice your young lives in this manner. This is all for to-dav. .hai A 112 - 0 . ag- '- ,- a-- ' H vi, J ' ',-Qc. . T-. is rg' ?,W3fwF?'i'-Eg fr ' 'ireffwu' 'Eggs fp-- anim' jaw' 4- -f-- Mfm a-ifwmg 1- . n in ui 1 f J 55 iiisfetizffff EXTRACTS FROM A MARSHALL I-IALLSC-IRL'S-DIARY. Extracts from a Marshall Hall girl's diary, kept by a Freshman girl and found ifwi in the front parlor beside the old green settee, a favorite and very frequent resort ber and her fiance.: Sept. l4th.-lVlr. S. came back to schooln Qt'-. W Sept. l5th.-Mr. S. calls and is sent home by the Dean. Sept. l6th.-lVlr. S. brought me home from church. The Dean has forbidden that. But since Mr. S. has quite a case and since we have an understanding, she thinks it is all right. Sept. l8th.-lVlr. S. and I went to open meeting of Athenian Literary Society and resolved that We would spend all such evenings otherwise in future. Sept. l9th.-I entertained Mr. S. in the Dean's sitting room. And as a result Taffy I. met a sudden and sad death, murdered by a dreadful cat which entered on our exit. Sat.-Choir practice. lVlr. S. called at lVlarshall Hall for Hlnspiratiorrv Feb. l9th.-To-night is the Freshman party. But oh, Mr. S. is a Senior and can t fro. Dec. 2301.-I go home to-night. It will be quite lonesome without Mir. S., but he will come Tuesday and spend the rest of the vacation with me. I do hope papa and mamma will like him. Dec. 30th.-Mr. S. told me that he felt so badly after I left Tarkio that he had to ask one of the girls to draw the blinds in my room, because he said he just couldrft stand to come to Marshall I-lall and see the blinds up and think that I was not there. Jan. 5th.-We came back to-day and Mr. S. said that he did enjoy his visit at home so much and I am so happy about it. lVlarch Zlst.-Mr. S. has to sfo on the Glee Club trip and canit come to see me unless they come through Red Oak and he can stop oft between trains, which I hope he can do. . March 2321.-Glee Club passed through Red Oak to-day. Mr. S. stayed from three o'clock till six this eve. It was a very short visit, but I did enjoy it so. The roads were very bad. but Mr. S. said he would go twice the distance ffour milesj to spend those hours with me. March 26th.-Mr. S. wrote me that the train was so late in reaching Creston that he got to the church where the concert was being held after the hrst number and had some difhculty in rraking his way to thcse cn the stage. l-le breathlesslv asked the manager, widow can I get to them? Oh, how can I reach them?', and finally he made his appearance on the stage all out of breath from his great exertion. mx-i -32 . 5iii'l 4Q 0 is fa' , ' 2 S V-X ,l 5' iOxwY f - ff 'I' f . - X K 1 A., 'eagff I 4, 11 Stewax-T XX il -Q-41'-C Tit Oavl ,ww e-T-4. ci g' i Q X- , T liji-'Y ,x X s . I ' 2 XX x '93 : J 'Q , SYS xg -: life AX N . .,bSX wx iE,2E!IE.5+Q3Le2'e1z:1-1 52144 s 22 a ' .1-2L..,31 T ' 1:-f HOW :UWXVX 921 Tv TYWYM l, X-lovvvYiXXl UQET Tfflfrqwq l , 1' ev ,ss-' l 'tj' L lf, W ,f i 5' . .9 . . 'SV' fl ' ffl-11. - ' f' '-:kHs41-:'3,- Y 1 ,Q 9 1 J M i 4 My gff qv ef , . gf . 'Y ' uf ,f , :J 1 f I ' fa ff ,,w JV , 9 f I ' . viii . ek, J 311 bm, , gg 55. 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Not a jockey, but a budding poet, HN OITI1. 1 don't believe in spontaneous generation. - 115 - ow occupiesxa high chair on the college plat- fmfwf Yuri, , ,ff ' F --2 '3 1 4.7,-.W,fs. 1 ff I e 1-fi' fi . fm ir 5724:f9!5fcfv,'4r34,ix' ' .' , ,-J.. ,fp V. f,,.Q-x,,.- fp H . 4,1 ve? ,L - ne.. -2-'Q . ., , . 1, 4-,.-i9,A,,,7 ,1.::,, effj ,zzfwaial . ,I f,, ,, gP1.fr,ffQ. we f - xg-.,'-ygcfi A' ,:y,,fJ?2vi- ,- - mi :y4,:1m., ' ,rmfgfa 214353 L,-1 -H :ff -f.-fx.-.,,'4-' .' '-.w.-,-- .uv 5'--,-ai. ' .':V.f', .f5q: f:.7'iL Af? ' QW: - f ..f, , - ,, V . f L ff.,-:..aff:ffw f- -r ffffi ' ' ,,,, J., ,Q A M, VM, ,v ,L,.,i,3,,:,1yfg:f- nf .N 1 A IWmQi4gW7p,, I- V VL.. 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Always the same. V ,fplgfzyg 116 A 4 SMALL BEGINNINGS. She turned up her little pug nose at me. I She has since donned the Quaker Qatsn smile. N, , N 1 . PROF. lVIc1VIULLEN'S NEW I-IYMN There is a time that is betterqthan now, Ancl imagination cloth see it afar, XX' hen theses shall all written he, Witli a Remington typewriter. CI-IO.-In the sweet hy ancl by With a Remington typewriter. fRepeat.D The psychoses of college students Do outrun their pencils so much That a typewriter is the only thing That can keep up the pace with Has such. ln the sweet-etc. But perhaps then a secretary Would be better even to spot, lWho in shorthand could take and rewrite What comes out of psychologists' tho't. In the sweet-etc. -117- CLIPPINGS. LLOYD SIMPSON. Lenox New Times, March 28. ' The small towns find in the traveling trcups a source of growing menace. Last week our town was invaded by a lawless crowd of singers. One of them, a short, thick set, and thoroughly impudent looking individual, put in an appearance at the livery barn, and demanded a team. The cautious proprietor was corrpelled to ask him for references. He reluctantly gave the name of Miss Margaret Murchy, who enthus- iastically vouched for the singer's character. But our llveryman did not show himself over-cautious. l-lis course is to be commended, and more of this spirit would clear the country of petty brigandage. ANNOUNCEMENT. Tarlfio Avanlrznche, May I5. The Senior class have decided after much consultation to ntake this remarkable offer to the students of Tarkio College: To each one who will pay in full his back subscription to the Phoenix, one ticket will be given for every twenty-five cents of the amount, on the great raffle which will take place one week before class day. The pcssessors of the lucky numbers will be given their choice of the beautiful white woolen jerseys and waists, thoroughly shrgnk, which were worn by the members of the present Senior class. As will doubtless be remembered they were much prized by the class and we feel that it should be a great inducement to pay your subscription as a spirit of sincerity and fairness. When the lucky numbers have been displayed a week previous to class day if there are any of the articles unclaimed, they will be sent in the next missionary box to the Freedmen. Creston Advertiser. DR. W. A. STEWART'S HAIR VIGOR AND DANDRUFF CURE. Absolutely warranted to check falling hair, and to cure dandruff. Restores gray hair to all the rich, dark color of early life. Dr. Stewart has completed this discovery only after years- of research, and cheerfully recommends it to all who are threatened with baldness. Testimonials given upon request. ceonce s. JM. Westboro Enterprise, Nov. 8, l905. LOST.-Suit case, containing l lb. country butter, 2 bunches celery. a glass of grape jell, besides a blue silk shirt waist, and 2 white lawn waists, together with num- erous ribbons, collars, etc. Suit case supposed to have been taken from the train bv a gentleman fin mistake for his ownl, as one was left in the train which contained- nothing of value to a lady. The owner of the one which was taken offers a liberal reward for its return, and would be glad of any information about the one who took it. If the edibles have been disposed of, the other articles would be most gratefully received. Return to Miss Coggins, Westboro, Iowa. Phoenix, Sept., l905. The Board of Editors has recently purchased a quantity of second-hand jokes and old chestnuts which will appear in succeeding issues of the magazine. MARGARET MURCHY. Creston Cent Circulator. A remarkable operation has just been successfully performed, and Dr. S- is to be congratulated over the results. The case was that of a young lady with a rather abnormal hump on her nose, and by burning and operating on it in various ways from time to time, he has finally succeeded in rerroving it. The young lady is highly de- lighted with the success of the operation, and is now looking forward, after graduating from college, to a career as an actress, one which has always had attractions for her, but which she never before felt that she could undertake. - 118 - f N- , Q -- - '-- ,K 3776- 1? f Q74 Mgr' Q C Y -PM MAH V YY- I , F-r 2 fi 1 A K A ' 5 1 : ' ' ,' A I Lg x Q J S ITSOYNXQ oi Wxx QoXN'xS7 Y'XQ5XxwQ.5. 2 2 1 1 'fi2i3f?f ?'2f31JLW j ' 7 V 15? - H Q 1 P gl 5 gs W r fi Z A Q ' . ? EMS 7 5 Q , f A 1 j ff W 'Q -5 NO. 3 i NO-fl IVKIQZB I3 2 VLYOZ9 NO' ,ir Q K KNO' W3 1 E T - 2 ff ? 2- 5 Z 5 -L 1- 2 3 -5 2 4 :J ' T E- 5 i 3 3: 2 5 L I xg ix, r 1 iii-?i5ri5':il-7-3:5 37 .'5,- 'R,,fb-X 1 . - Z :- , L , Z Z m Hx fa -. Q.: , W- f T ,Z M N I T 2 Z Q I A W3 ' 7 if ff fm,, M, i get ffMw f fff fV f7f M5f ff 5f: wUr ffQ 1 'F 7 x ' Ja 'WNV 'HX X f X - f J,-wv lfifwywpzff' ff I 8 X N X R X X X W WF WW K X5 K ' 2 ' x Wfb'l'f ' QN 1 ' 155'-f' HN X '4m , . x - , -X MMM XQQXXS f WN LNKJUXXX N1 XSVXS W Nfl . Q xx Xu xxx xxx mx W 4 W 9, igzfzfigifzf? X X - X13 V13 ff 13 1 :igjQ .25. C1 f--1A yay? .-. XGLOSSARY F OR MARSHALL HALL MENU. Saw-dust . . . Oats. ..... . Baled l-lay ..., Shorts ........ lVIellin's Food .... Porous Plaster .7 Review of Reviews Mission Study ..... Church and S. S .... Dog ........... Ground Hog . .. Tommy Toes Spuds ..... Fodder .... Tri-daily. ........ . Evaporates ........... Lolly-gigger fblackj . . . Lolly-gigger Credj Lolly-gigger fyellowj .... Force ...............Uatmeal . .Shredded Wheat Biscuit ..,.......CTlYal 1Ell'1'1 Mush ....Puffecl Rice , . . . PaDCakCS ..........l-lash ........Roast Beef . . . .Bacon and Liver . . . . .Canned Beef . . . .Sausage . . .TOHIHLOCS . . , .Potatoes Cabbage Apple Sauce Dried Apples, Peaches, etc ...............Apple .,.........Cranberry .............,Pumpkin Apple Nothing a la Spanked Cream ..................,.. Butter Sauce Butter ....,..,................BakedApples andWhippedCream. Walking Stick of Existence ....................... Bread. I-lard Tack ......... 4 . . .... .... C orn Bread. Mary Anns ......... ........ C1 inger Cakes. Evaporated Pies ..... . . .Dried Apple Pies, etc. Cosmopolitan Pie. . . . ........... Mince Pie. Bullets ........... ................... T apioca. Corn Bread, a la Goo. . . . .Brown Pudding with hard Sauce Poultice .....,.... ..................... M ush. Salve .... ..... ......... B L itter. Sarcasm . . . . . .Cabbage Salad. Nectar ...... ..,..., W ater. Extract of Quinine .... Tea. Brine .... '. if ' . . . Coffee. Bobbies .... . . Crackers. 120 LIFE ON THE SEA IS NOT ALL A DREAM. A Novel by Jerusha Dumkopf. AUTHoR's PREFACE. This story is written for the sole purpose of filling up space. The author makes no apology for it, has nothing to clo but write novels. In trusting the following tender bark on untriecl waves of the reacleris whims, the author is cloing you a great favor. It is hoped that you will appreciate this production for you never have seen a specimen from the above mentioned author's pen and you will never have another such opportunity. Per- haps it will grieve you lo know that I am cleacl ancl buried and any criticism made on this novel will be wasted on the clesert air. INTRODUCTION. Mr. Reacler, allow me to present Miss 'iLife on the Sea is Not All a Dreamf' I am sure you will soon fall in love with each other. ,, T2 3 I ' , I f . X I tl I fx. X QQ 1 +I ,I 'ual Illlfiin I X I nmymh hapnwni pineal X I rm fl ll'l'I ' I -W- ' M? Q sm- llfrm II' Q E32 ' FW 4--1't---'- -We Ill' W ..,.sA'4k. 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IEIITH ARE oorvr 'Tommy vvAsArsnQBIxD.B0v ,IIr,p,m ,rw Home Haw svvss -r 'vwauto me Tum penn sto Lwgrzy nnnwro its .Soooww rue svrierr RIGHT IvIsnrIIIJ-I 1'rIcuoft5EbI'1fIN mnomsro as ' 'PIII-nmy wus A r3nn,I1,no,aay.' I -121- DR LITTLE GUUD THEy'U.Ias 1-Q 'IW AND save you LITTLE yxsrl, Tummy!-5 1,011-Ioro BE A own Boyuow f il lr if . Ali . QQ: 1 f 'Z N CHAPTER I 7. Wilhelm- Vell, you tinks dot nothings vas happening already yet on dot college hill. I vill tell you shust now you vas shust about right, but you don't know very much about it. Pat- Begorra! You call me a nignoramous. I '11 he after callin' ye a Senior. Wilhelm- Vell, vat is der difference? We iss even now, let 's quitf' CHAPTER 37. as the lights were Hickeringl : VV ould that the gentle ghost, In whom I put my trust, Would come with deathly host And raise a little dust. Ghost- lm here, thou guileless What wilt thou have of me? I'1l do all that I can To make a poet of thee. Oh! Oh! .Ohl Ohln Ghost-H ,Tis this belief alone That makes me always glad ' Of mortals, every one, Save thee all niake me sad. T. P. B. fsleepily man, T. P. B.- Chl T. P. B.- Ol-1! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Excuse me! CHAPTER 23. Prof. Lamson fwalking thru the zoo taking off his hat to apej- Well, I reckon you 're some of my ancestors. Mrs. Ape fputting on her spectaclesb- Well I hope not. CHAPTER 3. Saturday morning. Mr. Colvin- Miss Craig, will you accept the pleasure of my company to the party at Sue Stevenson's Saturday night? l-lessie- Yes, indeedyf' Saturday evening: Mr. Colvin rings Whitnell's doorbell. Mr. Whitnell answers. Mr. Colvin-- Is Miss Boyd here? Mr. 'Vvhitnell- Yes, I'll call her.', Laura comes clown, They talk and talk. an intelligent looking 9 o,c1ock. Mr. Colvin-Hl:'on't you think We'd better go? Laura--HGo where?', Tamie--HTO the partyf, l. aura-- VK hat party? ianie-- Chl I--H Laura-HYou what? Jamie1 l ,ve come to the wrong house. Laura- W here were you to go? ll.- For Miss Craig. L.-HVlfhat! J.-ul can't go now. L.- You 'll have to. .-- I iust can't do it.', .-- Yes, you can. ,T L J.-- You v'on't tell her, will you? Chl I Ques not H - 122 - 55611 SQW ZQQ ! ' , L.-- . .. S . G ova ' lg.-. , H-i ' Y ' 'E'f '5 W 1' if l in-'v -. f QB-1 ' J.- Not for a week anyway?', l...-'LAll right, I won't tell her for a week. Mr. Colvin gets I-lessie and goes to the party. After one week Laura tells Hessie CHAPTER 7. Mr. Cxiffen fin Kansas Cityj- C1ee! Prank, isn't she pretty? and l-lessie told me. re' N... . , 2.125 , -55? -V 1.534 if Frank- Yes, kinder. Speed- Come on now, she 's just a beauty. Frank- I expect she is. Speed- Say.,' Frank- What? Speed- Let is stay here. Prank- You can if you want to, l'm not going to. Landlord-mlihereis to be dance here to-night in the hotel. I,m sorry you people Wonit be here. Esther,- Don't tell Speed or he '11 spend the day at a dancing school and never come to Tarkio any more. CHAPTER 1. Prof. McMullen- A-a-hem, hemf, Speed fasidel- Cough syrup! McMullen- A-a-hem-hem, hemf' Frank fdittol- Cough drops! lVlclVlullen--HA-hem, hem, hem. Bert V. fin a whisper of continual a-hemj. McMullen-'LA-hem-hem, a-hem. Mary Ann- That makes l48 times during this psych recitation this morning. Put it down for the annual. CHAPTER 273M. Prof. Brown-Miss Boyer, are you the class poet?,' Susie C-zuicklvl- No, sir. J. V. B.- Then who is? fRepeated dailyj. CHAPTER. Y. Mrs. A. to Emily P.- If this were to-morrow I 'd ask you to come down and get doughnutsf' Emily-- Why not come to-morrow?,' ' SOITLC Emily to H.-'4You folks always have such good things to eat at your house I wish you'd invite me over to supper some time. CHAPTER 34. HMy Own to My, in a letter--HI wouldnit carry a bird from Pittsburgh to Tarkio for anybody. Yours, UMY OWN.,' When he arrived he carried with him a bird surnamed Taftytwo and all for the love of a girl. Hans- Veil, vot you tink I vas, shust to look at me? RL1be- Waal, naow, I reckon you all looks a whole lot like a Junior judging from the loc-ks of yer head. I see it hain't begun to swell yetf' Hans-'4Dot is vot I iss and you iss a wise man. Well, after so many Huctuations of affection and so many intricate variations of the time rate, intensity and scope of the flow of the stream of consciousness, they were happily united in the bonds of matriniony and most happily did they live forever and ever tlll We meet again. Adieu. - 123 - SEPTEMBER. September l2.-Opening of fall term. V 'xTfTf',.. Z, h Rev. C. C-. Brelos, pastor of th Ch't' ,IL nl 'E Church, gave the opening address one'sTheI?iill H rl - rl 'dke 5 orbea Man. ig? ,ll ' 5 ,fi ,. -7 jf, f , ., - ellie If September l-4.-Rain! Reception to stu- dents at U. P. Church. September l6.-Reception to new students ' by the Christian Associations. 'A September l8.-Open meetings of A. l... S. and C. l... S. September l9.- Three Deepi' on Campus. September 22.-First issue of the Phoenix appeared. Septerfber 24.-Rev. McBride addressed A I , 1 IX Z . liffn l l J f fl- X I ,Q ! 1 -i f , 6-f Y. M. C. A. l September 25.-Football practice. OCTOBER. October 2.-Misses l-lessie Craig, Elizabeth Anderson and Ethel Downing enter- tained. William Jewell defeats Tarkio. October 4.-Prof. Mueller made a chapel speech, uDon't Drive on Campusff uDon,t play ball on the campusf, The new walk was finished and '07 imprinted. October 6.-Chapel announcements: Senior class meetingg Freshman class meet- ing. Birds of a feather go mit themselves. Prof. McMullen: I might just say - l Dr. returns from his bum on the freight. Y. M. C. A. party at Prof. Brown's. The boys say it was fine. ,X October 8.-Open meetings. Rain! l I October 9.-Prof. Brown ordered an extra amount of corlcscrews. October IO.-Dr. made a chapel speech, 'ADon't waste your time studyingf, Mrs. Ross Q- made a speech at Marshall l-lall. Don,t pick . your teeth at the table. HPut your grub into ff.. . your face, not into your pocketf, Speed ate -X1 ls Pg Mrs. Ross' piece of pie, etc. j ' f October l6.-Prof. Mueller's second re- M W! cital. Rain! Rain!! of iff ' October I 7.-Susie Boyer Hhumiliatesv Prof. -fl Q 40 f -,f Brown. First number on lecture course. I 0 M -,EZ Rosattils band. Prof. McMullen took a girl. N .W E- X 'fi October l8.-Prof. McMullen,s lecture to 'E ' , 159 Psych class on HPresent Day Etiquettef, ' D ' October I9.-Freshies take a stroll and leave their Hmarkn on the stand pipe. All in by 9 olclock. Q .7 Qv f if , f Y j - haf ' f it 1 4' -. ' f f iff! , L -i r brtrtltbsmw rift C3'. :+,g ,..'fr faf . f.l 2' . L :l tr N '. 1 ww I I l 1 i Q Q 2l1, l.r,l , 'a zlg , 1 We F' -15' it 1 ' 19 -X xX?:f 'sk .. remit.- xr est . October 30.-Hallowe, October 24.-Prof. Beyer couldn't meet morning classes becauses he was suffering with neuralgia. Sophomore ban'- -'uet at Prof. Mueller'5. October 26.- Rules for Freshmen distributed and posted. Margaret Cxiffen occupied the Cureelc chair. frlqhe Junior class is where you find the learned ladiesb. Preshies scraped the town to get their reps out of sight. October 27.-.After chapel Dr. gives the football squad some needed advice. The boys leave for Columbia on the freight. en party at Marshall Hall fco-educationalj. October 3l.-Down town l-lallowe'en party at the home of F. S. Travis. Grub superfine. Went home at twelve. fYoung girls onlyl. Chapel led by Miss Martin, of India. IN MEMORY OF THE DEPARTED, AND OF WHAT SHOULD 1 HAVE DEPARTED. Teacher- Mr, Olclfielcl, how would you punctuate this sentence, 'l..uella, a pretty girl, went clown the street? Olclfielcl- lVlake a clash after l..uella.', Lost-a Bell-Finder please return to Calhoun. The Art Department. The Dirty Dozen. '06 sweaters and blouses. Coie, held in a Bond of Floss. The Colonel. The Owls Roost. The Crisis. 9? e - his - ff 5 ss.. e- ima X fi it ff, J J., 'E' 27 C-f',.,gf'j gf. f U57 A TT jff X fl K WWWEZ Q f wif f 2s T i x f, E-E T ff: N K I lllf Lo, , E14 ff I X 1 ,girls-1 - 12: 1,2 9' KJ X Nj TQ, 14 sg. lm l was ly ii f f Ugg, 4 A. :t m if - .' To N - f ' . if ,ff 2 A L WL 3 532,33 Qffiff We 7 M2321 f 7, gf 2-Tix ',,i'tZ'igfZ , fig ?4?fQ il 1 ,ry J gi 1 ' five: 2? for-eegif f fvffa ' 4121? 4 If f .fi 5 - i -f- - ,,:,:- f,f,.,fAg!3f2 ,gf ffy, 264 -125- NOVEMBER. November l.-Dr. Thompson announced his intention of staying at home for a while, and cracked a jc-ke. A November 3.--Freshies challenged any or all the other departments of the school to a football game. Challenge accepted, game to 4 - be played at 4, Saturday. Dr. T. served as bulletin board. :jail ! ,Ulf 2223: Zljyjf ,fe l -Ifgwb, , 1- eff ,5 30 1 F Wzl 1' l,'lP November 4.--Rain! Rain! Football game postponed. Organ recital postponed. Would that the rain had been postponed! Dr. Ross arrived for a short visit with home folks. YW. A. Stewart shaved. ' 2,-,II2 ,ruff Q V0 5 ?- Q? November 6. - Open Q gf - 9 i rfeetings. A Senior and a :F 0 4 lunior hght because the M N - , 2, Senior put salt in the fi F L ,Iunior's glass of milk. 2 Ei if if ' 3 .5 Junior won. ' r November 8.-Seniors decide to go to Amity. November 9.--Seniors and football squad go to Amity. Junior straw ride. L November l0.-Tarkio 8, Amity 0. Seniors advertise for their banner. Sophomores have a roast. V November ll.- The Day After. Seniors spent the day in trying to keep awakef' Seniors lost I4.-Prof. Brown and Dr. Thompson away at Chicago attending the N 0VCl'1'1 b EI' their temper. Prof. Beyer had a hair cut. A bad odor visited the chapel and left a gentle reminder. Psalmody Convention. I 5 November to Teachers. November November November November November I 7 20 ZZ 23 26 .-Prof. lVlclVlullen's second lecture or E.tiquette.,' Text: Courtesy .-Chicago lady entertainers. .-Third organ recital. Freshmen are out. .-Boys went to Y. M. C. A. convention, Sedalia. .-Dr. Thompson gives us a compliment, but we musnit tell. .-Bob Duncan eats pork chops and was sure he was eating steak. And Bob was raised on a farm. November 30.-Thanksgiving. I fe ' W., Y - ..E,..-,. ' ig A DECEMBER. ,A xXZg-gr ' X, ? 7 l' December 2.-Roberson's illustrated lecture. X? . f K Ikev has a girl. ggi W f X ff' ff f December 3.-Tom Middleton, '04, if H Q S , f'f'f 'ffff l preaches in U. P. Church. 59- CEL December 4.---Last open nseetings of the 0 ' 0 V ,, Q ffff term. Cicero 20, Athens 23, Forum 7. jfbh X December 5.-Dr. T. made a chapel ii, Z speech. Text: Hlt is Just Three Weeks Till 9- 5 E 5 xg Gvwx -5 fig D, Horn ' Exams. December 23.--Vacation! Snow! - 126- How Why Why I-low How Why Why W hy Why Why Why Why WE WANT TO KNOW. does Emily invite herself out for a meal? doesn't Tidrick like Grandma Elder? does Bob Duncan like to run on the track? many girls does Frank correspond with? does Harold Calhoun compare Ugladn? is Sybil so opposed to Cranes',? When is Prof. McMullen going to England',? I-las Mary Ann gone to study domestic economy? does Miss Marlin enjoy Rain febs? can't the Seniors take a joke? doesn't Tid use hair dye? does Ramsey like to consult the Sybil Kline? books? is Esther Rankin trying to work up Speed? doesn't Speed like to work? Who has the write-up for the Specials? How is it that l-linda always knows more about couples than they themselves know? N .fxf-I-A-cfswf-sfxfx . M wr .,-zrnivh-xB Q E E - O96 i .V A l I M 404' vm ull-I New X. pf 5 1 ' xxx ,rf PQ . Q ' 0 f r- I V NX .illlllll N in X 9 A,d j' X I f ,-n-: j 1 X .f , W li' f ' a fx lf cy Wi i lmil I fu H i r i ni SM -H ' 1 , I l il J7 ,.' 'I -, I ' ' l u is ' M t y izs i llllilnlmmmlmlu , syugx. , ng- ual! -' 'SX , fr HM X N W .M f-- -1 Vw -V , J eg 'I J 'f iv ' J W Xxx ' , . J J J Lib Nw .ch ii Lf S-12 Emily's first ride. - 127- Jag. JANUAR Y. 1 1 re l l 1 lll e i xx fl I! l Q 'Ml fl l V93 .' .1 5 , a We f fsyeefig iw ff AICQQ' .C January 3.--More snow! More students! I second. January 30.-Bertha Kunz Baker. anuary 22.-lnter-Society oratorical contest. M. B. C-iffen first, Will Lynn FEBRUARY. February I2..-Forum banquet at Clifton House, February 15.--Ciceronian eleclarnation con 33' February 19.-Freshman-Junior banquet at home of Mary Moore. February 20.-Ciceronian reception at the home of L. H. l..uckbart. Athenian recep- tion at the borne of R. M. Stevenson. - February 22.-Holiday. Blarshall Hail girls entertain clown town girls. Atbenfafi cleclamation contest. February 25.-Services in chapel by Rev. VV. M. Jackson, of Clarincla. - February 26-Marfcb 2.-Services each eve'- ing concluctecl bv Rev. W. M. Jackson, '0O. February 28-March 4.-Nashville conven- tion. Misses Edna Vlfinegart, Merle Prouclflt, Mess1's. R. W. Ticlriclc ancl Carl Scammon, , delegates. -035 Lf? C is .... .-.-0 Eg:-: . -Y 12s- E KQEFEQ Q f Cb O . 1 I V away If-5.i:,,-y....xxsL,5u Agy 7 'dy ' F tl Qll C l WZ f fi k f f . 'J ff Zyl V f lllll jj - , mf! WI ? f N X ig fda-3 E -2 5 LRQ gg ' D 5 E' l XFX 'tggoob ul Xhn'tev'Timev QS l W. H. Merriam.. ,A PET NAMES. ' .. , .. amWt -.Ta1DM.m.,mc4.Lf2'xz:5+uwffpvs. . .rail Z is t .1.4..,,fe',,lV??: 1: 'Q --'-. F,LQe.-5,11 ...i,.' 'ZIQFJ 1 . 9f?' ,... 2 .. X311 A-' f 5 1-'sry if A ,ui il gg, 137 ff Qi s CWith apologies to Mrs. Rossj l' My Own . .. ' My Beloved l The sharer of my joys and sorrows. . . . .Mary Ann Houston Henderson. . .Happy Hooligan F. A. Henderson. . .... Yacob R. Duncan .,..........,,. Bobbie H. G. Calhoun.. . .... Cal Tcm Anderson . . ....,. Andy M. B. Giflen. . . . . .Speed Ramsey. . ...... .... . . .Rosey J. C. W. lVlorro'N. . . ......... Sloh lay. . . ........... . . .High Pockets R. VV. Tidriclc. . . . ........... Tid F. N. Crawford. . . ..... .Hopper ,lohn Cunninqhafn. . . .Evergreen John Vifieaver ...... lkey Ray Henderson . . ......... Satan Will Lynn .... . . .Bill Paul Smith . . . .... Oom Paul Albert Volker . . . . . .Dutch Rav McMillan. . . .... Little Ma: Simpson .....,. . . . Jerry Theo. Glenn. .... .... T eedie Earl Nesbitt. .. Nezzy Harry McPherson . . . . .Pherty Carl Nlillier. . . .Pus The Ladies' Parlor, that,s the place Where ponies driven in a race Are always out of sightng Where girls can keep the straightened When Faculty or Lady Grace- I Wel.-cone clear in--they might. But then we cannot, must not talk In reading room or on the walk, Gr e,en on hrc-ad stairway. Librarian always doth' us hall: The Dean doth past her windows stalk To catch us in our play. To either parlor or the gym, When out of work, so lightly skim That no teacher can hear, Then 5ou can talk to her or him, fNot in the parlor, but the gymj Nor tempted he to swear. -129- face MARCH. March I3.-Indoor contest in gymnasium. Ferrier won meclal. Senior prep vs. Commercials. Preps won 28 to 5. March ZZ.-Vacation. Glee Club at Shenandoah. March 26.-Editors of Tarkiana work all night. March 27.-First half of Tarkiana sent to publishers. March 28.-School opens. Where are the students? March 29-30.-Students return. Cuts gone. lxx?X XXXXQ isis is , :X 1 Xw lsg f 9 ga rr -V r M ' N, . ' I XXX 1 : S 1llllMfllll., 'xr--Qld? l eh 7 it 'f ,.....Ef. ff 1.1573-JC ,ff 'C' f ... A APRIL. E April l.-Sabbath. Quiet clay. No pranks. I N!! April 5.-Sophomores entertained Seniors at Q5 f' fff'Q QV' J, ff X jf 1-f the 2011? .gf PEL ltilluleller. d n Q x l ill pri .- r. ornpson announce the i Q-,919 -' u Faculty's committee to oversee all making or dates. Immediately after chapel Calhoun ancl i Gladys are seen in the hall, engaged in con- versation April sey, '98, with Mrs. Ross. IO.-Chapel led by Rev. H. A. Kel! ,- . of Wheat, O. X a , l l ,, D 1 f ,JEW Cixi' ,. flfv xr- -7,7 32 ,f JI HL .,-f W' h E- M .V K , fe :iii JN fx , - - f-. -- wx .ai V A' -W - A, .'-. fy- , f'9f-J- V127 fsii V-515-'rf'-fe'5'5i4-4 I 4 April I5.-Easter hats and boilecl eggs. l-,L : - giijiqi -Ei-4,-.. if April 17.-Arbor Day. f-5 5i1?iX: April 27-28.-Annual music festival. A A-S S X- Nj E ' .1 f 5, I' 11 Z? ,- -130- Uitisticalt o 15,415-Y as: . Q 0 -5 11. , N . wg, fi' av.-9 ifiin .-.N T---7-.Nag-ww' - eh M:4c5Qi'n.'a-r'--A-- f-f- - P'7'ik12S:5 ':'f ' C: ..-1 -.yrs My '-wzms' -5 , v , K --. L by f mm . QP I.: .- ,. e f f TESTS FOR CLASSATES. 4 - get Fill a clean test tube half full of distilled water. Add a few grains of amorphous studentate and heat carefully in the Bunsen Hame. When dissolved remove from the flame and add a little society acetate. If a green cloud forms you may be sure that some of the Prep element is present. Now add sparingly any silicate of knowledge and Si-Senioride will crystalize out and unite in pairs, forming a lustrous solid. Pour the liquid into another test tube, and add a few drops of concentrated class spiriatic acid and watch carefully for results. You must mix a little gray matter at this point in the ex- periment or you will miss the finer reactions. You will observe a pale olive colored gas given off which may be detected as Freshmanganate by its pungent odor. No reaction is noted to indicate the presence of a Junior element, but a yellowish precipitate is formed which turns blue litmus paper red and proves it to be the insoluable Sophomorium. Next carefully filter the solution to remove all impurities, pour in one drop of the oil of mid- night and the oil will take on a brilliant ruby tint which indicates that the Junior element is present in its purity. TO SUSIE. Susie was a Senior, Last hour she sleptg Teacher walcened Susie, Susie nearly wept: Susie, wake up. Susie was so sleepy, Susie slept again, Susie's always sleeping, Teacher called out then: Susie, wake up! Some day, little Susie, 'Oo can sleep a lotg 'N 'en when teacher wakes you You needn't get so hot: Susie! wake! I up! I li' -131- MAY. ll ' 'X-' J N-fi' X - 'A u 1 ss 'if' K'-fLff'?El2KHfL3 s-' 'A May l.- Owls Roost treated to May laaslcets. ,f fx if ' QC K. Q . A 41 F5 L 'I 17 9 5 -I 5 May 4.-Prof. Beyer appears on crutches. gg, 253 55, -15 Ano QE, Prospects for comm crop, good. May 5.-Vtfhere s Tarkiana? 55 bail? UMA : f luff ll May 8.-May Morning Breakfast. flllv J ' ' ' , f 110 May l4.-May Pole Party. 1' : - . . - E3 -. -' m I May 21-Graduating recital, Eathel Woods ff U Lx lg , Q 1 Eiga ll' . May 30.-Memorial Day. .L ii ff-ff ff A77 ,,,,,W., M.-,C fllljgg M May 3l.-Cnlee Club Concert. JUNE. June 7.-Presidents Reception to Senio g d ,E Class. 1 -, T gl 'Y' W june 8.-Reunion prayer meeting, Y. W. C, 'gg -,-0 ? A. ancl Y. M. C. A. YYQXOIRNQANX f 'GGOYK June 9.-Annual Concert. , , , ' June IO.-Sabbath, 3:30 p. m., Ba'- 5 My 14 NE calaureate Sermon. :Roses :gg-E' June l0.-Sabbath, 8 p. rn., sermon he j V123 fore Christian Associations. 5 A June ll.-8 p. m., reunion programs ani .' receptions by Literary Societies. , ' -1 Z4 June l2.-9 a. m., Annual Meeting cf' 2 ,3-M f 1' Boarol of Directors. ,XA . - June IZ.-I0 a. m., Field Day. '? U ',, June IZ.-8 p. m., Class Night. V uxwuq'-QfuNS IQ June l3.-Alumni Reunion and Program. ' ,lune I4.-IO a. rn., Commencement Exercises. June I4.-8:30 p. m., Oratorical Contest ancl closing of spring term. .-ff Wil' - ra i A - - 139- . O f 'H' a .. .. f 4 'F r .....,mu5F1i: L GLEANINGS or STRAY BITS or WISDOM. - Tom Anderson fat the tablej-'LWhat would I be if rolled out? ' Emma Wonderly fin Zoologyb- Does it swim out of the water? Prof. Brown- What is a good synonym for the expression, 'They grasped each other-'s hands?' Luella fearnestlyj-uThey clasped each otheris handsf' Bess Brown was heard to remark as she climbed the stairs, HI wish I had some 'Buddy' to help mef' In the Greek room- Miss Thompson, did you ever encourage anyone?,' Jeanette Murchy ftranslatingl-i'She shall have him all the day. Professor- Now, Miss Murchy, will you have him, or will he have you?,' Miss Murchy Ccontinuing the translation and blushing vividlyj- I-le will have her all the day. It is better so. Prof. Brown- Next, Mr. Crawford. Crawford- I 'll pass. Prof. Brown-HI don't know about that, Mr. Crawford. Millier- Psychology is the systematic description and explanation of the phenomena of cussedness Gas suchf H Who would have thought that Miss Cniffen would say that a slight noise in the ear of a sleeper Nsounded like thunder? lkey Cin Zoologyj- Aren't there lots of microbes that we canit see with the telescope 9 H Mrs. Ross fat tablej--NI am going to tell a story without a moral. Speed- Why, Mrs. Ross, I didnit think that you would tell an immoral story. Heard at a boarding house. Student- Prof, McMullen says that he wasn't a mathematical prodigy while in college. Miss England-'iwhy didnit you ask him how much two and two make? . Mrs. Guthrie- He evidently thinks that one and one make a couple. Prof. Brown-'EI always planned to go to Greece, but I never expected to go the way I am now going. V Bobby Mueller fin Jerry's rooml- Come in, Jerry, and make your home to selff' Professor- Mr, Calhoun, what adjective would you think appropriate to use with seyesagys I V Cal. fmeditativelyj-'sl..et me see. I'm sure I don't know. Oh, yes, of course! Glad fejyfejsf' Marshall l-lall m0ttO-ssUDSSlHShH6SS f???D l l Courtesy f??Q l l Psychology lecture. Moral: Don't feed Prof. McMullen orange ice creamf' - 133 - LINES. fBy Myself., These to my idle after-dinner hours, Since indolence it was that gave them birth l dedicate, as merry jests not sneers, These Lines: fi In years not yet forgotten quite, ClVlayhap you 'll guess that ,twas but yesterdayb There lived a man, or shall we call him king To make the meaning of these halting lines Less evident? But nay, I said a man, For man he was from toe of patent shoe To top of pate that shone,-all blood and life. Withal most' wise in wisdom shrewd, earth-taught, That caused his eye to twinkle cunninglyg ln wisdom deep, heaven-breathed that could not err. And for himself he chose a Table Round Of lordly men, all peers in learning's realm. This order and their chief did take an oath, That in the wilderness of ignorance No barren tract should longer lie untilled. So, every autumn when the heathen swarmed From north and south, they siezed all straying youth And through the puissance of their courtly ways Drave savagery from out the heathen heart. And brave Sir Vallance, called The Brown, stood first A bold aggressive knight with accents loud, Who stalked abroad asserting his own might. Sir Peter, too, was of this goodly band, A man precise, of calculating mind, Who left the empty graces of the court To courtiers and to dames, while he himself Took pleasure in the dry and dusty world Of angles, points and lines, and went always To feast or funeral in sad gray mail, All dimmed and marred by strife in ancient wars. Beside these twain there rode a younger knight, Sir Percivale yclept, a gallant youth, Whose tongue was light to rreasure out a verse Or turn a pretty speech for ladyas ear. And yet in horsemanship, the knightly art, His skill, alas, was ouite indifferent. Sir George, a comrade of Sir Percivale, From out the dim, far east did ride alone, l-le boasted of an ancient lineage, Which he could trace by lines most definite To noble stock, whose glorious history The Scripture quite neglected to narrate, ln error making Adam his first sire. And mild Sir Charles was of this company, A knight whose timid wavs and faltering speech Betokened heart unspoiled by vain conceit. And always in the spacious common l-lall Was seen the jovial face, the form rotund - 134- J' . - sf 'U - 'i Of hearty old Sir Calvin-care-free soul. . 0 '. VV' dj ...amrf Q ff Egg., m,f4N Z?fi , ,,,,. 4fa?3a'Z:'r mi V 5 .uri 7 '- ' V Hug..-::..'1':J,: Down deep in his anatomy was stored J., A heart of wondrous jollity. And yet A' 1' l-le was a prudent man who would not risk A hasty deed, but moved with decorum ,X Aristocratic and deliberate. The minstrel-knight of this great Table Round Was deft Sir Frederick, whose nimble hands ,. 7. Brought music from the thousand-throated pipe. These all are worthy of a nobler pen. Mayhap ere gluttonous oblivion l-lath swallowed all, there will arise a bard Of genius high, to sing the deeds of men Whose names we take in awe upon our lips. Meanwhile in all sir cerity we shout GOD SAVE. TI-IE FACULTY. TI-IE END. After many ups and downs and a good share of hard work we are now ready to submit to our subscribers this little volume. We realize that apologies are due, but hope, kind reader, that you will not be too critical with our yearis work. If you hnd anything that pleases or amuses you enjoy it and forget the rest. , Before closing we wish to acknowledge the efficient assistance which has been ren- dered us by our artists. Most of the drawings in the book are by Mr. John Jennison of the class of l903. Mr. C-aylen Good has also contributed some drawings, while a few members of our own class have turned artist for the occasion. The marginal designs, which are found on each page, were drawn by Prof. V. Brown. We realize that much of the success of the annual rests upon the artists' work and thank these friends for their aid. 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No, THIS is- 1 I Nor cov-rom -iiiiifff-+I? 1- Nnv- -5 Pg lLv'iui?'iI'i-5 ff-- I s CA 7 U, Jf.3,.,.5,,ii.mjVI THREE HOURS - - ' I I' ' ' anon W5 WR A H CENTS ,ik I HMI FIVE 'Sli LM- ' 'si' . Lsgij 1 K - : . . W W ! If -Y! V ' J ' LE' 1 . A .4 ' I -I4 W IB s I? N IIINVI t ai-E I' YI. . . ' I ii II v TWQ I IN Ht l. I i w I 4-JI IL i IE IINNI I UA IIN :J I W ,L tt Wf B JH I ,gawk N IQ I I il' 1. ,Tao , I xg TNT' L X xx I QQNI' fl I X I A XXX I I 7 . -,E I T.: :r- ,II ,i, I. 1' I 4.,,w..:' ZQSS Emi? . TI-IE FAMOUS CANDY ST. LOUIS EXPO SITION 1:3 1 -4 ws. AS SOFT AS DOWNY SILK, AS WHITE AS SNOTV, AS PURI-L AS THE LILIE5, AS REFRESI-IING AS THE NEC- TAR OF THE GODS, AND AS TENIPTING N AS THE FRUITS OF EDEN COME AND SEE US TURNING SUGAR INTO CANDY TIH.: AFTERNOON AND EVENING AT PODUNK PUMP- KIN SHOW, PODUNK FAIR GROUNDS Unexcelied as an Advertising Medium In Norihwesiem Missouri H .Established 1906... Plain and Urnamenial Job Printing Neaily and Prompily Execute PRINTING HOUSE OF L. VE. 8L L. O. SCHAEFFER EDITORS AND PUBLISHERS I3 AN INDEPENDENT AND NON-SECTARIAN PAPEII WE NELP IN THE PEIIFECTION OF YOUR PRINTING PLANS , Y arifai Iberal zgwsnymres Fuxmsnen on neouesr IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT-TELL US W IF YOU EION'T KNOW-LET US TELL YOU TARKIO, MO -137- UNC3LE BAILEY FINE FRUITS, CANDIES, A PEANUTS AND POPCORN Li59'IxUDEN'ITS-3' IDATRCJNAGE SOLIGITED CHARLES MURCHIE MEAT LNIARKET FRESH AND SALT MEATS, FISH, DYSTERS AND GAME IN SEASON TBLLEPHONFX NO. 2 HENSHALW HOTEL ACCOMMODATIONS FIRST CLASS E 27 if STEAM HEAT LOCATED TYVO BLOCKS NORTH OF THE PUBLIC SQUARE CLARINDA, - - - IOWA MRS. ANNA TAYLOR, - Proprietress A yQlljy7ff'5uvQ,,!,,m 9 x S, A fy A is M Eff DD 9 '4 ,- 'U X Z ,ffg x jay If Q '..S XX .a f T 'gfiil XV Q' LLAM , A A Tom., 'TIAA X ' THEQTA1RX4TOgf'fL N i fgpx , ' TREE' 138 eiegdesfdw s 'i's'i,' ' dessert ' 'siegiehihgeysekgsleseiagelegelwek 'I I Q95 ' O O - iews for! I aaa mg -V Ygpixi' '6'1 l, .- . q. is 2 ggsssfgag c ii K ' E' 5: .gp 'F it ' 514' 4 45 as 'af -1? ' Q fEACHERS, do you know that we have stereoscopic views, lg, A4 selected by experienced teachers, a11d arranged in series 4? v for class-room use? Many teachers pronounce them the If highest Watermark yet attained for promoting interest and accurate information. Prof, J. M. Greenwood, Superintend- ent of City Schools, Kansas City, says: 4? The Stereographic Views published by the Keystone View Con of St. L0uis, Mo., are invaluable helps in the studying of Industrial and So- cial Geography. The work is brought inside the schoolroom, and the pic- gg ' tures are so realistic that the pupils can almost see the people at work. One of the best features of it all is that it is admirably adapted lg? to all grades of pupils. It deepens, strengthens, classifies and fixes ideas is that would otherwise remain vague and confused, JEL Same subjects are also furnished in lantern slides, all made 455155 from the original negatives, and are exceptionally fine. r There are separate classifications for Elementary, Higher 305 and 'fveclgniipal Sihools. d 1 4 1'1 e or ca a og an prices. air is as -c ', ? air it Xl' C .5 Keystone 16CC1 ompany J 305 ST. LIOUIS, IVIO. K assist l- ' we as ,'-.,o4 an 1:1,gA,oyg1,oDg,5fYg1-7,5-,galeg , . 1.6. ,Alai as 1- '11 ,Q-,q:,,g,,-,gg-4. gg 1:11112 QTQ. T.. Y.. ssfivxgxv. sg . o- 5-..y..T,. 1 J-3-,T gg-QT. ,-?.T,3T .4 i..'iv.T.':,. , ...T 4. T-TQT. HFOLLOVV THE CROVVD.. AND YOU NVILL LAND AT THE BIG STORE OF Rnnkin 81 Tinnis Mercantile Company WE HANDLE EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE FOUND IN AN UP-TO-DATE GENERAL STORE ' Douglas and Selz Shoes for the Student Bon-Ton 33.50 Corsets for the Ladies A A Finest Line of Groceries in the City - I just the Dainties you Want for that Midnight Spread Ladies' Home Journal Patterns , M. Born Tailor-Made Clothes QEPEGIA iyixi EQ A Clean Up-to-Date Stock of Groceries p Reed's Anti-Rust Tinware Blue Enamel- H. J. Heinz Vinegars, Pickles, Olives, ware and Copper Nickel Platedware Etc.. Ere. Red Seal Overalls and Jackeis Eddy's Spices and Extracts Sunflower, Frieuman Bros. and Kirken- John Morrell's Meats and Lard dall Shoes Davis' Gold Sheaf Flour Black Cat Hosiery PHSSHS A. H. GOOD PHQENB E I ni 1 nn nan 'il 901 JP? BIKES BH Xi Su B H i ..TllB HESIHUIHHI mall.. IVI EAT COLLEGE PATRONAGE SOLICITED N1 A R K E R S Reception and .Banquet nvork receives special attention ' Brick Ice Cream in any societv Or i , . TELEPHONE 1x0.14 dass Color I 5232 Pi 23325 :'?.f'3fL.2'?iE 2 13Z?5?5' ?,5?':5-2-3, -141- , ,. 1 . RA1N1f,s, QANKIN, Vrce--Presuienr J- W. HANNA, A First N 3 ticmal Bank CAPITAL S50 000 Surplus and Undivided Profits Q25 000 D. C. WILSON CSL SON DEALERS IN Books,Statioqerg,Nu1:iuns,WaIlPaper fX'IxlslLIiTlC GOODS O 1 R. E. THOMPSON 8s CO, ,B v d 1 fl fm-',f1'f3'f' .V A AAQ-ffv A 0 r4,.,f-s.,-:, D SQ'-.gag l.?f'Z.4,s4Os,5.C'..J G ds marked in Plain Figures and sold to Y ' Q everybody it One Price J -N7-P3P1AglXI DE F LOIRIST I-:E or mf, .. 5v?5,5i'ii57f 4 N Q n, . MH Q .para W.. , . '?Q' .' vg. -'94-PS CLARINDA. - - IOWA CROXVERS OF PALMS, FERNS, SMIL AX CUT FLOWERS, WEDDING AND ARTIS- 1 AND BEDDING PLANTS TIC FLORAL WORK Ph Fresh Lettuce always OT1 h and Greenhouse, N. 16th St. Both Ones 'A 1 i , :fb x T :.g- S ee 1 . QSAS , I M lfe fev -5 , DRA. -I H 1-S'3SAx '1vl s f L, . .- ' . 2 . FXA , ' MN ' i' :fY'T '. 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I ww I ' - wif? i T ff.: :ij'lfE a 'IM E arg' g -.f gf- ig -fig.. 7 y IRL V y: ' gg' 1 f -ef-gi3f-Zim i.Q4l 52 !9f'5W 'ws I A2 4 Ti -L' I 'fggjfl T ' I X i A' - Qililjr g , X'i iX g- .A -3 llggjifi' I --142 -- BISTAIZ LIISPIEIIJ 1692. STEP!-IE LA E FCDLGER WATCHES. DIAIVIONDS, JEWELRY CLUB AND COLLEGE PINS AND RINGS GOLD AND SILVER IVIEDALS 180 BlKOADXVAY', - NEW YOHK ST. JOSEPH'S BIGGEST AND BEST SHOE STORE Holland Q'Brien Shoe Co. 612-614 FELIX STREET Opposite The Leader. EVERYTHING IN FOOT DRESS IVIAIL ORDERS RECEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION IQELSQN IDRINTINZ OLD TELEPHONE 273 BRIEFS, Boomers Nnw TELEPHONE 850 BL A N K BooKs 107 SOUTH THIRD E - AND NOVELTIES ST. JOSEPH, . MISSOURI 'M Xenia Theological Seminary 'gui One Hundred and Thirteenth Year Opens October 3,1906 Dorriory-commodious and comfortable, steam Library--of 6.000 volumes-free access to Public heated. rnoderu conveniences. Lribrarv of 8,000 volumes. New Building-containing beautiful chapel, large R6Zd'IlZ'R0OlTl-Well supplied. library and reading mom. fine renin -tion rooms. Tennis-C0urtS-on Seminary grounds. etc. A tshoroughly equipped modern building. - The Course of Study is that Used in the Best Seminaries Public Speaking and Reading of the Scriptures under a competent instructor-this in addition to the Work given in these in the lfepartmentof Homlletics. Our Church Music will be regularly studied. MiSSl0l1S receive much attention. Practical Christian Work suillclent to occupy all the time which can properly be spared from the study EXCELLENT BOARDING may be had at 563.00 a week. ROOM FREE. TUITION FREE. The Seminary ' charges you notliinsz. For information about. financial aid or vor r-ntalozne, address PROF.. JOSEPH KYLE, Xenia, Ohio. - 143 - 9-A,- .- -.,.,,'-Ag-1-.1 gfiiggrgwefgbna-gag-aging.. ,- . . .gn ,:.,q-A 4--,4-1 12154 ag-,vying Lb'-is .v nv- .Q Q-y1uQT'O-xvT-1 ucTiTcTwu- .QT Q1 s.T'-u- To- T571 TQ ,L.','-a-'fel .Q-TQTQ 1 1 ale lf 'lf Q asf I Q2 . .ANDER EI Eff ull Q! r,: Qglltutugrupljet Cl. f L?'?QT3I al' Qll age If I 5' A PHOTOGRAPHS, VIEWTS, ENLAR- IFD K I . PQRTRAITS, PICTURE FRAMES . , . ANYTHING IN THE PICTURE LINE . Y T, gf 9. If X QU WANT ..,.....,.... lf el lf lf xl If QQ 'We respectfully solicit your patronage, and wish to n I , , ll' I remmd ou that we have all the ncvatwcs made for the N Y s ,. , gn I fy' l 9 past ten years, from which duplicates may be had at ' any time. l All the'phot0graphic Work in this Annual was done by us. ., 5 Eli , A. 13. ANDIRPQEIN .I I sl! P ale il! :le zlq A :il - 144 -A 3 QL-.x-.3--LQ4-,f5V:.x-..i-L5,.x -.5 -,LQ3 Q -.x.AQL-A,39x-.AQLQ5 QLQ3 .LQ :yan VT' '2'i'7:ffpfu7a'v'.1fivirp 2 i7 11pfFa F-245' ?S'.CpfJ2'i2'.1f-2'i2'.C:Z: i3r2'r2i?' CDA L,L, LI FJ G.W.oORADIT ...WHEN You WANT SONIEXTHING GOOD fro r-AAT .. PHONE 38 Hurst Brothers Dry GoodS Emporium IS THE PLACE TO BUY DRY GOODS, CLOTHING, HATS AND SHOES , A1Ways Up-to-Date and Save You Money, is Our Motto HURST BROTH E RS TARKIO, MISSOURI . . . SUBSCRIBE FOR. . . The Tarfkio Hvalahehe THE NEWSIEST AND MOST RELIABLE PAPER IN ATCHISON COUNTY LEADING PEREUMCES ELEGANT STATIONERY FINE TOILET REQUrs1'rEs PURE DRUGS THIS BEST OIT EVERYTHING AT OUR SODA FOUNTAIN. YOUR PATRONAGE SOIJCITIED AND APPRECIATICD n f ,A Smprug Swfe U N'W'PiEi1?5'5P5hm 66 -? 'rr-IE lJlVlCRYAlIAlY - GOOD Rrosf REASONABLE RATES COLLEGE WORK SOLICITED JOHN P. STICVENSON, PP.14:smENT I R. M. STEVENSON, CASHIIQ GEO. J. STEVENSON, .ASSISSANT CASHIER The Tarfkiomyalley Bank ,nd , Up-to-Date 'Shor-t Order Lunch Room OPEN DAY AND NIGHT D. C. Kinnaman, Prop., 715 Edmond St., St. Joseph, Mo. I CUT F'LOVVERS . ' For All Occasions. BEST STOCK. PROMPT senvlcs Stuppy Floral Company. St. Joseph, IVlo. WILLIAMSON 814 TRAVIS, Agents, z : : TARKIO, MISSOURI. +++++++v-f+++ + .., .-. ... I 'I D El.zI G I El l:l el 1 Metropolitan C E S 'lx + Ice Cream k ID Bricks, S150 I G . . . In 106311011 Lots, f i Del, Gallon' ,V ' Q 51.00 per Gallon. ii + I , 4 I I ' r 1 1 'lf ' + ,I Speclal low prices for Receptions, Wed- 1 dmgs, Etc., in orders of large quantities. 1 + I ' ? + +++++++ V, + ff- + 7 ' 4 , i l l I l W A C T E R l- l l 'I 1 62l Felix Street, - - - I St. Joseph. Missouri. ' AQ +f--ww-A+ +-:-e.f++++++++++++.+Y+++ + 'Yee-'A+++ T het I Published Every Month by the Senior Class p e n I X A QOMPLETE RECORD OFACOLLEGE EVENTS and an excellent 'advertising medium. Circulation 300 Remember that if you are not proud of your College She TARKI0 COLLEGE will not be proud of you, So Subscribe IOI,The Phoenix. PAPER Use a little College loyalty. 75 Cents Per Annum. BXIGI-VT In LAND ON 'I Mr. Toni Allerton fgrms, says MIDLAND MFG. Co., ' TARKIO, Gentlemen Cultivators do handled. . over any them into WORK FARM, , ILL. of the two-row and are easily advantage they have is that We can lock at any desired depth. ruly yours, TOM FITZGERALD. Showing that they are popular in Alllinois as as Well as at home. V lvlidland Mfg. 00. Tarkio, Mo., U. S. A. l Printing That Satisiies 1. Good Quality 2. Prompt Service 3. A Fair Price MCVEY PRINTING CO. l200 P STTCBT, ' LINCULN, NEB. WE PRINT THE PHOENIX Qf2aiGE7fiGEl:zzQlE72iESc74i ALl.u.ESGHENbZ Theolog1calSem1nary Class-rooms are ideal. Library of 10,000 volumes, doubly catalogued. Seven hundred dollars are expended each year for new books. Reading room supplied with latest periodical literature. Gymnasium is well equipped. Dormitory rooms are completely furnished. They are of three types-single, double and triple. ' Elocution is taught by a regular professor. Experience is gained in Mission Work. Compensation for this work is an item in helping to defray expenses. A For information and catalogue, address PROP. D. A. MCCLENAHAN McIntyre Avenue. ALLEGIQENY, PA. ' 'fs . f 4 ' f I 4? 'I ' X fr' ' Q wgfiil - Q MS-W ' Q Lf W A imv-Q A l m F i f t - , his .,-- --:-. ...-... Tankio College DEPARTMENTS COLLEGE--With three courses: CLAss1eAL--Leading to the degree of A.B., SCIENTIFIC--Leading to the degree of BS., and LITERARY-Leading to a diploIna. P R EPA R ATO RY-VVith two courses: A CLASSICAL and SCIENTIFIC and LITERARY. NORMAL-Leading to a diploma. COM M ERCIAL-Witli three courses: 1 COMMERCIAL HIGH SCHOOL, COMMERCIAL and Sl-IORTHAND and TYPEWRITING. MUSICAL-VVith five courses: PIANO, ORGAN, SINGING, VIOLIN, Time II: sn Four Bulletins published at intervals during the year give full information. THOMAS F. CAMPBELL, Principal Commercial Department. FREDERICK W. MUELLER, Principal Musical Department. I MRS. J. F. ROSS, Dean of Women. JOSEPH A. THOMPSON, President.
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