Tabor High School - Echoes Yearbook (Tabor, IA)

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Senior Class Prophecy Having sailed the high sea f-or the past fifteen years, .and being sea- soned old salts, we, Dean Worcester and Lysle Hardy, were comfortably seated in the fo'c's'le of our own barrcque, talking over the times we had in our high school days. The sea was calm and we were drifting aimlessly, waiting for a 'breeze to come and carry us to our d-estination. The look-out cried, The Mail! and almost immediately everyone ran on deck to receive things from home. The electric airplan-e dropped a huge mail sack in the sea and flew on. In the mail addressed to the skippers CDean and IJ we found a current newspaper. We were delighted to find that the fortunes of the class of '25 had been made-they .all had their names in the paper. The following' is what the paper told about them: Kenneth Smay has reformed and is conducting a dancing academy in the Hawaiian Islands. . V Iona Geisler, we found, was posing for the Model Broo-mstick Com- pany. Pearl Matthews has retired from .al too-public life and is now the pri- vate secretary of the President of the United States, Goldie Blackbunfn. Leland Hall was found trying to sell white lamp-black to the native Austmalians. Orvel Waters, as we were informed, is traveling as midget in the Tningling Sisters four ring circus. Ted Hall and his father-in-law, Bert McPherron, are peacefully en- gaged in agricultural operations in the barrens of northern Iceland. Charles Howard is president of the Film Lined Teal-:ettle Co., Inc. Richard Kearns -is general manager of the Clark Sporting Goods Company, of Omaha, Nebr. Charles Wilson is teacher of Economics in Harold 0mer's High School of Nawsie Nevada- Cnamed for Harold because of his work in teach- ing young ducks to swiimj. Dale Clark is living the part of Miller of the Dee and is success- fully engaged in his occupation in the southern part of California. Ralph Gaston is going to college at Boston Tech and has become one of the leading technicians of the world. Any inquiries will be answered. He will be found on the fourth fioor of Mary Anne Hall. Marjorie Parkison has succeeded Edgar A. Gust as poet laureate. She writes poetry about the Ain't Nature Grand stuff. Lewis- Patton has also become .ai successful business man, and is vice president of the Ura Hindman Corn Cultivator Co. of New York which was formerly known as the Jenny Lind Co. Helen McPhem1on and Marjorie Worcester have been engaged for the next season by the Ziegtield Follies. We have later understood that the Motion Picture Industry is sadly declining. P Pauline Rainey has taken up vocal work. She now broadcasts every Monday night from Station F. O. B. Detroit.

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Opal Dyke is corresponding secretary fon the Randolph Ice Cream Frazier Company. Merrille W-ollcins surprised us. He's now contending for the heavy- weight boxing title of the world. He has a good chance of winning it from the present champ, Garpo, the Wild Horse from the Everglgdes. Muriel Dalton is president of a new giant enterprise: a combination powder and rouge. Belva. Sutter .is in the movies. She's the leading lady in What's Wrong With My Watch? , by Carol Lamely, who also wrote Dandruif On The Hair Spring . Alice Omer is head of a department in the U. S. Bureau of Agricul- ture, which give advice to the love-lorn boys and girls from the country. Vera Asman and Evelyn Buffington are president and vice president respectively of the Pac When U Die Life Ins. Co. Gracie Sharp and Reet McPher1-on 'are, together, compiling a book on The Result of Stubby Fingers or Shorthand . Ruth Dalton is teaching Bass in a singing school. Opal Mackey is in the Jack Bennett Comedies. Harold Smay is a great novelist. His latest work is Why They Mov- ed Dad's Grave to Dig the Sewer . Myrtle Shaw has changed. She now weighs 850 pounds, has a fam- ily of 15 children fall boysj and lives in Fort Collins. Sam Worcester is jUHi0r partner to his distant relative, Nathaniel Worcester, in the Fleischman Yeast ICO. Cliff Mackey is successful in the business of manufacturing hoods, much to the chagrin and dismay of Ralph Laird, the multimillionaire, who is considering buying him out. Edith Reeves and Leta Ventis are jointly engaged in the Edeleet Quiet 15 Typewriting Cot . They are dividing the proiits. Margaret Spencer is happy as the wife of Senator Chester' Martin Ruse, of Texas. Austin Bass, we learned, is proprietor of a repair garage, and is smoking 18c cigars and hiring all his help. Since the garage was started, Austin has been seen three times around the premises. Like most messages, leaving the best till the last, we were informed that Edith Reeves and Dorothy Miller have launched their careevrls on the waves of matrimony, but to our amazement their husbands names were not mentioned. The item ended, we had been drifting, drifting, drifting. Dean gave a shout, we were still drifting, drifting, drifting, another' sh-out and the boat came to a dead standsill. What should we do? Stranded in the midst of a boundless sea with fathoms and fathoms of moisture lbelow us! A quick thought, a strong push on the oar, and we again found ourselves free. In l-ess than five minutes we were standing on solid ground and were chain- ing our boat to the east front of the boat house in Glenwood.