Table Grove High School - Fad Yearbook (Table Grove, IL)

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TABLE GROVE HIGH scHooL . Jack and WI! tln Classical Languagej HILARIOUS entity bearing in his mien and his corporal constitution, all the characteristics of the genus homo, and boasting of the distinguished praenomen, jack. ac- companied, according to contemporaneous commentators, by one who was an atiiliated member of the same genus, tho dilgferen- tiated in the matter of sex and who bore the appellation, jill, en- tered into a mutual agree-ment to proceed up a plane of some considerable per cent inclination, ostensibly for the purpose of procuring some two gallons of hydrogen monoxide. Wlieii they had arrived at the prop-er location, after the ful- fillment of their mission, Kas they were gradually following the dieclination to the genesis of their present experience, the pre- cipitousness of the descent being aggravated by the hilarity above mentioned and by the added burden of the hydrogen monoxide. the individual specimen bearing the appellation, jack, became the unsuspecting victim of the force of gravity, to the extent that he was drawn with unerring accuracy to a reclining posture upon terra iirma, and with such suddenness and unkind haste that the force of his impact caused a severe disturbance of his physio-logical adjustment, and he contracted a severe cenebral concussion. The previously indicated Jill, having jeopardized herself by a similar cause of acti-on, seemed to take her companion's precipi- tation as exemplary, for she also succumbed to th-e same efficient law, and after -a series of eccentric and parabolic movements, she eventually became recumbent, tho the extent of her injuries is not mention-ed. M. P. B. ill. TWENTY-FOUR

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TABLE GROVE HIGH SCHOOL The Sophomores Motto : Slow, but sure. Colors: Old Rose and Cream. F1U'ZC't'l'.' Forget-me-not. Class History ONE of the original pupils who first entered school here had left the present Sophomore class when it became the Freshmen class of the Table 'Grove High School in 1909, but others had taken their places and it was one of the largest that had ever entered High School up to that time. In the first half of the year they held their first class meeting and after a heated debate, chose Old Rose and Cream as class colors. It was decided that Everett Hammond should be Presi- d-ent of the class. A few of the class, as in all classes, their ambitions for going tiiru school having passed away, left school and only the more ambitious entered the Sophomore class. The class, we think, has been a credit to the High School, giving their aid willingly whenever asked. - They have done as good work, we think, as any other class in school, and it is to be hoped that they keep up the record and graduate with as many honors as any previous class. H.A.'13. Gaylord went a hunting, One bright afternoon. Wfhen he returned, I'll be gosh durned! He had a new perfume. - . My friend, Edson, Winsome Grace was saying, always attends the reunions of the graduates. You know, he's an 01111171- flI'Il7IL of this school. TNVE NTY-T HREE

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