Tabb High School - Bengal Yearbook (Tabb, VA)

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1 1 i I Poinf The golden years are almost over at last. Somehow they have slipped by a little too fast. None the less the end is near And we look forward to it with some happi- ness and fear. For when we graduate and say good-bye Unwantedly but inevitably many good friend- ships shall die. And as we look at each and every friend We wonder why it has to end, But we realize the time has come to go And when we receive our diplomas a few sentimental tears will flow. For as we look back on the past four years We share many happy thoughts and joyful tears. As the ceremony comes to an end, we’ll each go our separate way. Hopeful that we’ll meet again someday But even if we don’t we shall possess an eternal tie That is our fondest years of the great class of 1975. Mike Loding V.. y Counferpoinf When I think back on all the years I spent within our school, 1 stop and think and wonder how 1 could be such a fool. Oh, granted that good times we’ve had; but one thing I must say — The time we most looked forward to was going home each day. So I am asked to write this ode to praise good old Tabb High And though I view this task with dread I can do naught but try. Mr. Markoff, I agree, the parking lot is small. If you’d just make the teachers walk there’d be room for us all. Mr. Cherry teaches us to get to class on time, And from the way he cracks the whip you’d think it was a crime. Our principal we can’t forget, no matter how we try. On him we must rest the credit and the blame for old Tabb High. The faculty deserves our praise, they’ve done a first-rate job. From peaceful students we’ve been changed to an unruly mob. The food they serve at school each day is good without a doubt. However, you’ll be better off if you can do without. Our football team was four and six, our basketball just died; They might have given up the fight and no one would have cried. Tabb High made us appreciate the joy of goofing off. The art of doing not a thing which we used to scoff. Tabb High made us appreciate the joy of going home. The luxuries of Alcatraz, the decadence of Rome. From three years here 1 must conclude that this school bears a cur.se. I thought my old school pretty bad but Tabb High’s even worse. So as we leave with tear in eye, for next year’s class we fear. And laugh behind our hands Ixcause they’re stuck another year. Mark Adkins 19H WRAP-UP

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Y-8it l-Quit (Yearbook Standardized Intelligence Test ' Inconsistent Quantitative Un-lntelligible Test) PART9 Place the matching letter (1. 2. 3 - .) with the corresponding number (a, b, c . . ,) in the appropriate blanks on your answer sheet. Use each answer ONLY once except for those that are irrelevent. There are a greater number of letters than numbers, but there are more blanks corresponding to the left members of each question. Turn your answer sheet so that the microscopic printing is at the bottom right corner of the page Example Marigold a. scum b. dolly c. noodles d. melted The obvious answer is a. (scum). 1. This is a. fun b. hilarious c. time consuming d. candle 2. For a. noodles c. bit b. chin d. get it 3. Buy a. a yearbook b. golly c. by d. k 4 . My a. moo c. doll b. n d, catatonic 3. Ad a. vice b. ult c. ministration d. ery 6. Nightie a. skunk b. daudle c. knight d- doodle 7. Did a. dley c. nothing b not d. done 8. Winky a. stinky b. froggy wog c. tink d. grog 9. Ink a. a dink c. considerate b. blot d. cas SECTION AU7 Find the misspelt werd en eech sintens. Theres ownley won mispcld wird en ech groop, butt theher aynt know gramir misteaks. Example: See Spot run fast an farr. The obvious answer is c, run 1 . This is a dum and stubid vearbook . a b c d 2. Actually , eye kinda eniov reading it. abed 3. It IS allsew fun two plav wit. abed 4. However . es sorduv si lice . abed . Eye ges itz bedder than most, abed 6. At lecst according to thu yearbook staph. abed 7 If yoo eniov d. huleeze 1« us no. abed 8- Now let’s change the subject , abed 9. Du sent thes flo smoothlee ? abed 10. Eye meen, downt yoo feal lik reeding ferther inrwo thes deap an profownd test? 1 1 . Oh, you dont ? abed 12. Thenn lest ferget it ! abed part II C ' h(X)se the one and only one correct answer Fill in the appropriate blank using number two. I. Which of the following is a typ e of bird? a. canary i. budgie e hummingbird g. mockingbird 1. duckie b parakeet d. parrot f penguin h, peaetKk j. chick 2. Sckoftalaud Zimblid captured the army of Pasidina in a. 1819 c.July 1921 e. 1901 g. 1970 f 1070 b. 1793 d. Friday, 1743 f. 1937 h. 1979 j. 143 BC 3. Tabb High can be described as a. all of the above d. a, b, but not k g a, b, d. e, and none o f f b. none of the above c. e. j. but not e h. parrs of all c- h and i f . all of f and part of c i. the below j. some 4 Which of the following isn’t related a Josiah Tink c. Fred Tink e. winkle tink g. Act Tink i.John Doe b, I. Tink d. Elmo Tink f. U.S. Tink h. Inka Tink J. Doe Doe 3 euphoria : catatonic a. carunginivily: botocks d hontersknp: dolf g. osterize blank b. novelty : calumniouse. phosphoric : two h. scoff ; dystard c. propipquity : table f. jetsam : corrupt i. doddledorf ; sznic ). dross : scum SECTION CM O Read the following and answer what follows the following. Toe nail clipper manufacturing is a booming business in Latin American today. Over 3,713,974.091 shiny new clippers are shipped our daily to Australia, Iceland, and York County to aid the ingrowing populations in those locations. Corny as it may seem, the fcx)t business has taken on .324 percent of the total industry in Zeplum, Korea. Spokesman for Bunion Brothers Inc. states that 1 49F of their gross income is spent on metal, 7,69f on machinery, and 97.7349 on model toe nails. Another spokesman said, however, that the company was going to have to cut back” the rapid growth of the company and add more px)lish their advertising campaign. 1 . In what year did Bunion Brothers go bankrupt? a. 1976 b. 1984 c, 1989 d. 1988 2. What percent of the gross income which company in which location was spent on toe nail models? a. 1 99f . Clip Clip Inc. in Harlem c. .003 ; Toeny in New York b. 799f; Corn Clip In York County d. 1799 ; Bunion Brothers in Sncfledord 3. How many shiny new clippers are shipped to York County alone in three years? a. 2.109,371 b 2.109,370 c. 2,109.370 d. 300 4. Which model of Clipper sold the most in the year 1789? a. T. Ford b. J123700942 c. Cybil Shepard d, Airplane 3. How much was the Pseudopod Company sued for in 1973 for false advertising? a. $2.89 b. $3 49 c $1 ,43 and 3 free clippers d. $1,493,000.00 6. What business is booming in Latin America today? a. Bomb manufacturing b. Burlesque c. toe nail clippers d. sea shell stringing 7 How many of these dumb questions have you answered correctly? a. all of the above b. 2, 3 or maybe 69 c. none d. not enough information 8. How many ingrown toenails were fatal in 1974 due to faulty clippers? a, 3 b. 7 c, 93,000 d. 409 GLOSSARY test ' test n ME akin to L testa. As in Rorshach, tubes, cs, ing, cd, SAT. PSAT. NMSQT. IOWA Rabbit. Wasserman Loc.cit STOP — DO NOT TURN THE PAGE UNTIL INSTRUCTED TO DO SO This : 1 n t. n n ,nr or exr-‘dierit DO NOT KAKE AMY STRAY NARKY . 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