Sylacauga High School - Syhiscan Yearbook (Sylacauga, AL)

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S NIDR CLASS PR PHECY Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye! On this 26th day of May in the year of our Lord, l95O, we are about the undertake the hopeless task of prophesying the future of our gifted seniors. Any similarity be- tween this prophecy and the actual truth is purely intentional. By our special gifts and powers we now roll back the curtain of the present and find ourselves in the year l958. .lo Parker is now a great detective. We thought she would get ahead in the profession, since she ball-and-chained a man even before she finished high school. h The truth has leaked out that Jo Ann Ausborn is a great poker player. She always was stacked rig t. Betty Motes' beauty salon is being remodeled into a beautiful saloon. Martha Jean Tate's husband is running a shoe shop. He couldn't be a preacher but is still sav- ing lost soles. Marguerite Hunt is still trying to reduce. Dr. Bill Pohl put her on a diet of milk, crackers, and let- tuce, but Marguerite doesn't know whether to eat this before or after meals. Pretty Donna Walley is a secretary now. Her boss said that she couldn't add, but she could cer- tainly distract. June Wheeler has written a best seller. She calls it My Memories. Her many old flames really make this a hot book. Joy Adcock has married a fellow artist. They are as happy as a pair of drawers could be. Betty Gortney, while in school, robbed the cradle. Now she is rocking it. Paul Whitehurst still has some of the high school adventure in his blood. His wife and kids expect him back from the moon any day now. Carolyn Rush always did have a knack for being the treasurer of everything. She is now the treas- urer of the United Saxophone Players, Walter Rozelle has his own German band. They play every night in a famous New Orleans night club, called the Club Qi. Stormy iBarbara Ogletreel sings with them. We hear that she often throws things out into the audience. Edward Guy is going into the trucking business. A sign on one of his trucks reads, I stop for railroads, blonds, brunettes, and will back up fifty feet for a red head. Charles Evans is doing quite well now, for he followed the old saying: Always cast your lot with a woman who has enough money to build a house on it. Elizabeth McCaffery, the world-famous biologist, has come out with her latest discovery: A honey bee has a stinger only .O3l25 inches long. The rest is only purely imagination. Farmer William Morris has a new twist on growing cucumbers. He turns the seeds inside out so that they will grow dimples instead of warts. Donald Merkel has never married, for he found out that the only two who can live as cheaply as one are a flea and a dog. Billy Smith was the city's efficiency expert until he put unbreakable glass in the fire alarm boxes. Virgil-Heath has found something to do with his head beside running into walls. He is now studying figures - in business college, that is. A. G. Caudle finally became a successful automobile mechanic. Have your tires changed at Caudle's Service Station. Douglas Farr is a big game hunter. He specializes in shooting the bull. O