Sycamore School - Cardinal Yearbook (Willows, CA)

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THE TIME MACHINE George Waters, the Polygamist Mad Scientist, came rushing out of Bill Weinrich's Hardware Store after buying nuts and bolts to finish his Time Machine. As he passed Deb Carvalho and Susan Popp'sPet Shop, he slipped on a banana peel which was left by one of their monkeys. Iim Hammons, Martha Morton, and Randy Pike bellowed out with laughter at the scientist's fall. He finally reached his doorstep where the Mrs. Mad Scientists, Deb Lacroix and Iulie Sellick, opened the door to greet him with a request to go to Cool Hand Perez's Wentz Market for an order of John Rumiano's cheese . That night the Mrs. Mad Scientists went to the Wrights' to play bridge with Randy and Edwina for a few hours. On their way they picked up Tom Steele, Frank Bolinger, and Richard Lacroix. While they were gone, Mr. Mad Scientist saw his chance to take a trip in his Time Machine. As he was working busily he accidentally picked up two bystanders, Gertrude and Hecliff, who were transported back into time While on their jouney Mr. Mad Scientist watched them through his audio- vision screen. As time turns, we see deputies Alan Danley and Tom Prewitt walking through a town as if nothing had happened. Meanwhile, in B. I. Gordon's Saloon, Sexy Sandy Spooner, Bare Midriff Billington, and Loose Lips Larrabee were putting on their song and dance act. At the card table , Lazy Horse Lambert, the Indian chief, Killer Coombes, Card Pusher Ainger, and Winner Waggoner were enjoying a poker game when Gertrude walked in. Zl.

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Do ya all wanta have a beer? asked the only Lady Bartender west of the Mississippi, Flirter Freitas. Oh, no, I don't know, Gertrude replied puzzled. Where are we? This is Dry Gulch Country, pardner! piped up Patti Hart, a sensational dance hall girl. Do you want to play poker, buddy? asked Kenny Berglund. Sure , answered I-Iecliff. Come on, then. shouted Rick Mitchell. Play with us. This is David Pfyl in the white hat, Iim Wel burn in the orange tie, Gary Belcher in the purple pants, and Dan Cooper in the pink polka-dot socks. Glad to make your acquaintance. Howdy! Gertrude soon became bored with the poker game and decided to take a look at the town. She saw the sign, Connie Roberts, SeamstreSs across the street and decided to investigate. While crossing the street, Iimmy Sain laid down his coat for Gertrude to cross the mud puddle. Bystanders Donnella Rainey, Charlotte Samuels, and Sue Hemenway were watching with envy, when Iudy Stanger and Virginia Gollnick came up and invited them to the barn dance that night. at Melissa Danley's homestead. The musicians were Iohn Spooner on the jug, and Alan Lowe expertly handling the fiddle, while Robert Fox was calling out the numbers. Suddenly Peach Puff Pacheco, the town ruffian, stumbled into the dance . Gossip Goyhenetche was the first to see him and quickly spread the word to Marilynn McGarr, Sue Mitchell, and Stella Hargrove. Peach Puff Pacheco was making quite a racket, when the idol of all women, cuddly Iay Carvalho, and three of his friends, Ron Conner, 22.