Sycamore School - Cardinal Yearbook (Willows, CA)

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THE TIME MACHINE George Waters, the Polygamist Mad Scientist, came rushing out of Bill Weinrich's Hardware Store after buying nuts and bolts to finish his Time Machine. As he passed Deb Carvalho and Susan Popp'sPet Shop, he slipped on a banana peel which was left by one of their monkeys. Iim Hammons, Martha Morton, and Randy Pike bellowed out with laughter at the scientist's fall. He finally reached his doorstep where the Mrs. Mad Scientists, Deb Lacroix and Iulie Sellick, opened the door to greet him with a request to go to Cool Hand Perez's Wentz Market for an order of John Rumiano's cheese . That night the Mrs. Mad Scientists went to the Wrights' to play bridge with Randy and Edwina for a few hours. On their way they picked up Tom Steele, Frank Bolinger, and Richard Lacroix. While they were gone, Mr. Mad Scientist saw his chance to take a trip in his Time Machine. As he was working busily he accidentally picked up two bystanders, Gertrude and Hecliff, who were transported back into time While on their jouney Mr. Mad Scientist watched them through his audio- vision screen. As time turns, we see deputies Alan Danley and Tom Prewitt walking through a town as if nothing had happened. Meanwhile, in B. I. Gordon's Saloon, Sexy Sandy Spooner, Bare Midriff Billington, and Loose Lips Larrabee were putting on their song and dance act. At the card table , Lazy Horse Lambert, the Indian chief, Killer Coombes, Card Pusher Ainger, and Winner Waggoner were enjoying a poker game when Gertrude walked in. Zl.