Sweet Home Union High School - Timber Echo Yearbook (Sweet Home, OR)

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SHIELA JEAN BAILEY She who loves fun has fun. Letter- RONALD EARL BARNES RONNlE He's seen everything women, Huskian Staff, Publicity Staff, Yell Leader, Moy -Twice. Honor Society President, Student Council, Let- Princess. termen, Scitamarcl Players, Junior Class Play, Football. BILLY BARNES BILL That's what we like baout the south. RUTH EVELYN BETTS DIMPLES ln beauty's book, she's Transfer from Wright City, Oklahoma. the glamour page. Secretary of Scitomard Players, Honor Society Secretory-Treasurer, Annual Staff, Host Club, Pep Club, Junior Class Play. RICHARD CAMBERG DICK You Can't look down on him. Football, Basketball, Baseball, Scitamard Players, Lettermen Club. RICHARD CHESHER He loves life, life loves him. Transfer from Fowler, California. BONNIE COUNTS CONNIE Never a dull mo- ment. Transfer from Mount Si, Washington. PHYLLIS CROY PHIL Toll oaks from tiny acorns grow. Home Economic Club, Honor Society, Scitamard Players, Pep Club. JAMES EARL DALZIEL Jim Mon of few words. Lettermen, Junior Class Play, Foot- ball, Basketball. ROBERT DERBY BOB Young man with ideas. Student Body Sergeant-at-arms, Lettermen President, Hi-Y Assistant Chaplain, Ski Club Vice-President, Football, Baseball, Basketball.

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spies two forms digging in the sand. Are they camels? No. As he gets closer he sees it is jo Anne Walker and Bose Poitras. What could they be doing over there? Prospecting for gold as any fool can plainly see. The beam is shifted to Beno where he sees Emma Lou Partridge and her new flame Leroy Livingston who are finally get- ting married after fourteen years of engage- ment. Also in Beno we see Ramona Hyerlll She is divorcing her fifteenth husband, Richard Chesher. As the judge raps for order we see it is none other than Pat For- ester, who is also head matron of the wo- mcn's jail in Beno. Elliot cleans the glass again and Pro- fessor Furrer delicately touches the dial and moves the lens to Hollywood. The Hayes Censor office has just put the OK. on the latest Sheila Bailey picture, Forever Sheila . Also in Hollywood he sees Charles Needles, the new Thin Man who is taking over Charles Boyers' place, and is starring in 'The Bond to Alcatraz , produced with an all prison cast. On the corner of Holly- wood and Vine he sees Bob Derby asking all the girls for dates, without much luck. He moves to Savannah, Georgia, where he sees Bob Nekctin, who is now the man- ager and art director of the Varga Girls Dress Company. He has just perfected a dress requiring l square foot of cloth, two safety pins and a talon zipper. His head model and wife Delores Smith, usually has him in the dog house. Another happy couple is back in Sweet llome, where Bob sees Buth Betts now married to the student body president of 1946 and '-l7. He is now head secretary of Cilbert's Super Market. He sees further up the street a huge building. As he goes nearer he sees that it is Wolfer's Super Colossal Meat Market, with push button service. Behind the coun- ter is his wife Mildred Sparks and their nine kids merrily grinding hamburger. And there shopping for some meat is Velma Moore with three yellow haired little girls in tow. just then a spring breaks and Professor Furrer calls in the mechanic, jim Dalziel, who has graduated from the Frigid College of Mechanical Engineering on Point Bar- row, Alaska. The spring fixed, he turns to the streets of New York where he sees Mary Dimiek slowly walking up and down the streets campaigning for the right for women to carry concealed weapons to protect them- selves from anemic men. As the mighty beam swings to Little Bock, Arkansas, he sees a smart little night club owned and operated by Wilder Hall and Marion Minch. Their entertainers are four Wranglers and a Maverick. Better known as Wendell Eads, Bex Marker. Francis Ewing, Bill Barnes and Catherine Cordon. ln her spare time Catherine has been writing a sequal to Hells Half Acre. Bob decides to look in on the political side of things in Washington and twirls the dial so the telescope focuses on the VVhite House. There in front of the NVhite House is the Presidentis personal band. NVhy thereis one of his old schoolmates. lt's Sylvia Lothian playing the bass drum with the same old wicked beat she had in high school. The Professor takes time out to go down to Bobby Beid's Drive ln at the foot of VVhiskey Butte. VVhile he is munching away on a sandwich, Bobbie shows him the latest issue of the Foster Daily Bugle. On the front page he reads that Martha Ken- dall has just driven six more famous psy- chiatrists mad with her moron jokes at Dr. Bat E. Crackpotis Insane Asylum. VV hen Prof. Furrer returns to the ob- servatory, he notices that some one ,has been fooling around with the apparatus and he is now looking in on Madison Square Carden. There he sees the VVorld Champion VVrestler, Barbara VVilloughby, still defending her title. Loretta Evans is there defending another kind of title. She is captain of the champion basketball team The Amazonsl' who haven't lost a game in ten years. Wayne Tabler is their man- ager and now has a spigot on his knee to drain the water out of it. Bob looks in on Yale University and sees Keith Gabriel, president, who has his Ph.D. and got it P. D. Also at Yale is Luetta Nielsen still lacking three years for her Ph.D. She is majoring in football. CMore boys thereD. After all these findings Professor Fur- rer is so perturbed about the state of his classmates that he jumps off Whiskey Butte and ends his brilliant career. 15

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