Sweet Home Union High School - Timber Echo Yearbook (Sweet Home, OR)

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L enior Cla S Ufliceri RAYMOND ALFRED SCOFIELD RAY Don't drink, Don't uniolcfe, Dorf! leave worncn alone. Senior Class Presi- dv-nt, Annual Editor, Host Club President, Ski Club, Honor Soo--ly, Scitaward Players, Junior Class Play. DONNA CARROLL ASHTON DEE All Great women are drrad and l'm not feeling so well myself. Senior Class VicefPrr:sidont, Chorus President, Ski Club Patrol Leader, Honor 'Society Vice-President, Student Council, Letter- women, Scitomarcl Players, Pep Club, May Princess. MARIAN MINCH MlNCHlE Sleepy time gal, Senior Class Secretory, Scitamard Players. JO ANNE WALKER JO You were never loyelierf' Senior Claus Treasurer, Pep Club Secretory, Annual Staff, Scita- inard Players, Senior Class Play, Moy Queen. LEROY LIVINGSTON LUCKY Doing nothing with a great dc-ol of skill. Senior Class Sergeant-at-Arms, Letter- nmn Sergeant-at-Arrns, Football, Baseball, Basketball. WQIU'-rv 15

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MRS. DISHAVV Office Secretary, Second Year, Albany College. MRS. VVOMACK-Cafeteria, Fourth Year. MRS. SPARKS-Cafeteria, First year. EDITH HODCE-Cafeteria, second year. EFFIE HODGE-Cafeteria, first year. MRS. THORP-Building Custodian, first year. MR. THORP-Building Custodian, first year. NRS. HQRTOX-Cafeteria, Five years of service Passed away-October 24, 1947. 'v-'CIW 1 2 Uperatin taff

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, , .1 Z f - IZTTTTV 4 f T , T - if L- - ' . f- im---f-gf-T 'r Zi 4 4 A or rr ' :..s f ' Q - p' - TN Q f ls N , Q JT T X XR .7 f A J 'Ms . fi ff ' lv lar? 1t is Carl Gilliland, now photographer 1- for the Poster Daily Bugle. Donna Keys is Society-Editor and always has an unusual flow of news. After this assignment, Bob follows Carl to the Hootchie Cootchie Burleyque 1 theater. The show is just beginning, the X- houselights dim, and into the spot steps I X Honey Kenworthy, CShire1y, to her friendsl ip I followed by twenty chorusters. The crowd . W X - ,.,,--- 1-,:' , if' ,. 111,-7f , ' r ' Senior Class Prophecy VVe11, here it is in the year 1968 and we look in on Professor Bob Furrer who is now head scientist of Whiskey Butte Ob- servatory with its newly installed hun- dred inch X-ray seeing eye telescope which is able to detect the amount of oxperitate acid and lorangiam on the sun, and also look into peoplels lives. As Professor Purrer slowly swings the giant lens earthward his attention is drawn to a lonely south sea island. He sees Bonnie Barnes, now king, judge, postmaster and presiding priest, the sole male inhabitant of the island of VVaki Waki with his wife, Vi, and their family. They are slowly motoring along the beach on Bonnieis motor scooter dragging the children along on his faithful pair of skiis. Now Bob leaves Barnes and his happy family. He moves his telescope slowly north. But AHl HA! What is this??? A school of porpoises? No! It is the freshman girls swimming frantically, eagerly pursued by Eagle Scout swimming instructor Dick Camberg, in his lust for female companion- ship. Professor Purrer now leaves them headed for the open sea. The telescope turns homeward and he finds Madame Donna Ashton singing in COP1Negie Hall. After her ensemble in Z Hat the crowd stands to cheer. But who is this person who has shinnied up the pil- roars and the thermometer bursts! The lens becomes fogged with dirt and grime. We stop while assistant to the first assistant janitor, lim Elliot, skates out with his new sheepskin house slippers to polish the lens to the tune of the Skaters Waltz, played by Phyllis Croy and her clarinet emsemble. Bob turns the telescope and finds Makils Lonely Heart Club. Gladyce Maki, Presi- dent, is surrounded by a group of astounded sailors who have just spent eighteen months on board a vessel in the South Seas. Bonnie Counts and Betty Devlin, her assistants, are stepping up to help her interview them. There is no room here for Professor Furrer, so he moves on. VV hat does he see on the slopes of Green Peter which has so long been vacated of its timber? It is Alice Hagle on her dairy farm, finally mastering the piano after twenty years, and she plays it to keep her cows contented. He moves the telescope slightly to look in on Cardwelfs, Sweet Home's most fashe ionable department store, where he finds Chauncey Albro in the lingerie department doing a fine and profitable business. He has now decreased to a weight of 110 pounds by much exercise and he still has his pink face and fuzzy cheeks. The Prof Hips the telescope to Arabia where he sees Carmon Leader and Bay Scofield in the midst of their harem. From behind the curtain steps Ieane Pogerson to serve their water cooled pipes. In passing over the Arabian desert, Bob