Swatara High School - Yearbook (Oberlin, PA)

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S XVATARA S VVAT T E R ICVJO-SDI lc,4E9 S? G2 JOSEPH NVILLIAM LINA 'AJOEH OM For Heaveifs Sakcsl' VVell, well, look who's here, girls. Joe is some cute little fellow, isn't he? One look upon his sweet countenance Will at once reveal the secret of his success, both in and out of school, because he is a regular ladies' favorite. Casting aside his eter- nal feminineu we also find him a comedian, and a comedian he is. For he has taken many parts along this line since he was deported from the metropolis of Enhaut. His lifc's work is undecided although We predict a glorious future for him as a comedian for possibly some large circus, 302 XVALTER RAY ONEAL LICAP77 HAi1z't She A Z,6Cl!'7L?H XValter, better known as Cap, hails from the thriving hamlet of Chamber Hill. One might think that because he lives in the country he is a Hick. But that con- ception is wrong for Cap is a ladies man. He thinks there is nothing like girls, and his actions show his thoughts. Cap intends to be a Civil Engineer. VVe hope he succeeds and comes back and builds us a new high school. 7 :Pia and also last but not least, as a husband. Page Twenty-Jive lC'Q9a

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5565-5' Www S9 SYVATARA SWATTER x ELMER LEE KGUP ULE.X'1'IIER-HEAD ' Don't cha lm 7 own MIRIAM MAE JANSON 'LM1RixND1n ' ' Sweet Iodine Miriam is one of those girls who insists that a person should get up before break- fast to insure good health. Miriam Wants to be a school teacher and we wish her great success. VVe think she will be a good one, because her actions and looks are like a teacher 's. ' Zei Pie is one of the members of our class that hails from Enhaut and is the imitator of Ben Turpin. He was at one time known as the rabbit legen: seller and has great knowledge of sales- manship. His hope is to some day go into some big partnership business. Elmer is a second cousin to Daniel VVebster and if he is asked a question he will answer, 4'Don't cha know? Pie can handle chemical formulas and if he keeps up his progress he may at some time see a great future. He claims that he will keep Bachelor Hall as he was al- ready refused twice. ueQJnf msoeax Page Tw enty-four

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gsgwl umm 4:45, Se svvATARA SWATTER C2 EDVVARD NELSON STEPP 4 C FAT! 7 W7zat the Sami Hill Fat, who was let slide into High School because he had outlived his useful- ness in the grades, sometimes gets tired of the Faculty atmosphere and goes trapping for a few weeks. Though '4Fat is young in years, he has had many love affairs and it seems that he is very much interested in a Lizzie at present. We dare not do too much praising as it is hard on the pocket book when buying lots for small boys. We have to say that Fat is a studious boy and is expected to be a success in after life. Zei i JOHN VALENTINE STOPFEL ' ' EDITOR-iN-CHEESE Why Patsi' John comes from the same neck of the Woods as Walter O'Neal. He is like NValter in many respects, especially as a ladies' man. He is very fussy in the presence of ladies. Every geometry class of the high school has a clown and John happened to have that honor bestowed upon him. We Were always glad when Mr. Stroup got John to recite because it livened up the course. Many thanks to you, John, for your trouble. sQP'al Kgiblgj Page Twenty-sia: