Sutherland High School - Log Yearbook (Sutherland, NE)

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I, John Colburn, will my great towering heights to Steve Paulman so it will help him in basketball; my talkative ways to Mike Flannigan since she is so quiet and re- served; and my Government teacher to anyone who wants him. I, Merlin Crockett, being of sound mind with nothing to will, will all of my nothingness to anyone with ambition enough to take it. I, Ivan Dike, will my shiny old wreck of a Plymouth to Dean Fear so he won't have to ride to school in a crowded Volkswagon. I, Lee Hoatson, having no brains at all do hereby will my ability to keep my mouth shut to Felix and my ability to not get caught shooting paper wads in music to Frank. I, Milan Moore, being of quivering mind and twitching body do hereby will my inability to run into John Colburn to Tom Thomlison because he is always so steady nerved, calm, and collected. I, Evelyn Rotert, will my ability to be quiet in Mr. O'Neill's classes to Mike Flannigan as she is always engaged in some kind of an argument and is never wrong. I, Carolyn Crosby, being of sound mind and big body do hereby will my volley- ball ability to Sherry Allison so she won't be such a lousy player. I also will my nick- name to my sister Elaine so she won't feel like a thief when she uses it. I, Janet Brownell, will my ability to date boys on week nights to Ruthie Glaze so she won't have to park with Mary Ann, and my ability to keep quiet in Mr. O'Neill's study hall to Mike Flannigan since she always has her big mouth going. I, Doris Jean Reicks, will my brain to the Department of Oddities at the Smith- sonian Institute and my ability to flirt to the Freshmen girls, because they are so pain- fully shy around members of the opposite sex. I, Marlin White, being of no mind and little body do hereby will my nickname Flash to Herschel Beveridge. This page is sponsored by BUTCH'S BAR and THE FARMERS CO-OP ASSOCIATION of Hershey. Nebraska