Sutherland High School - Log Yearbook (Sutherland, NE)

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Se tayi ‘P'tofeAeccf Ten years have passed since a truly fine class has graduated, so let's look around and see what the Seniors of 1957 are doing. SHIRLEY FLEECS - Well, here’s Shirley with her four little prunes and one big goon. She's now living on a farm in the great little city of O'Fallons (It finally got on the map). JACK COLBURN - Jack opened a bar in Sutherland and he calls it Jack's Little Bird Bar. He was such a success. Ole had to sell out. ROSALIE THOMPSON - Rose married Jim and she has some little Thurbers running around now. On the side, she sings for weddings, funerals, and other occasions. This way, she saves a little money for her Dream House. LARRY HILTON - The girls have started a project, To Marry Larry, ” but so far no one has succeeded. He is the nation's top crooner and has money, money, money. ALVIN McVAY - Alvin served his time in the Navy and decided he’d better get out while he could. Now he owns and manages Baynes Milk Dairy” (through relationship). JOANNE EARNEY - Joanne started her career in her Senior year and is now very famous. She won the Indianapolis Speedway Race in her little Ford; now, she plans to go abroad for a few months to race. DAVE HUGHES - Davie now owns the largest fireworks company in the United States. Just for the fun of it, he blows it up every Fourth of July (His psychiatrist is worried). GARRY ADEN - Gary’s life ambition has finally been realized, he got on tne panel TV Show, The Quiz Kids. ” (In his spare time, he tests Soundproof Rooms.) PAULINA CAMPOS - Paulina is the one that went far in our class, she took over Ein- stein's job and is in great demand all over the world. DAN KELLY - Dan’s part in the Junior Class Play went to his head, so he went to Holly- wood to try his luck. He took over the long-awaited part of Rudolph Valentino. MARY HAUGLAND - Mary has always loved to be a critic, so in these past ten years she put Hedda Hopper out of business and now has world-wide fame. GARY FUNK - Gary has now taken over the spotlight from Elvis Presley and has been currently seen on the Ed Sullivan Jr. Show. SHARON DANIELSON - Sharon started her collection ten years ago and now people come from miles around to see her collection, forty-seven diamond rings.

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I, SHIRLEY FLEECS, will my ex-ponytail to Pam Case and my ability to laugh at Mr. Hasemeyer's jokes to Diane Sandberg. I, DYALL FISCHER, will my ability to behave in school to Jim Applegate, so he won't have to spend so much time after school. I, ROBERT ELFELDT, will my ability to go hunting and come back skunked to Larry Goedert, so he won't kill all the ducks. I, MARY HAUGLAND, will my ability to talk in study halls and not get caught to Marilyn Hayes. I, DUANE JOHNSTON, will my long curly hair to James Applegate and the student man- agership to Bernie Goedert. I, DAN KELLY, being so small in structure, will my littleness to Keith Funk, so he won't run over everyone going down the halls. I, SHARON DANIELSON, will all my abilities to Patty, since she is the only Danielson left, so she can carry on the good name. I, NORMA KING, will my ability to be able to keep quiet and be good to Judy Flanni- gan and my ability to play the piano to Marilyn Moore. I, DAVE HUGHES, will my ability to get along with all the coaches to all the boys who go out for these great sports. I, PATTI KIRTS, will my ability to keep quiet in English class to Joan Kelly, and to the high school I will my laugh, so the halls will never be quiet. I, JERRY LUNDVALL, will my size and weight to Keith Funk, to match his meanness. Also my ability to stay away from girls to Roland Sandberg, so he won't get too involved. I, FLOYD LUNKWITZ, will my ability to get along with girls to Jerry Thompson and my ability to stay in after school to Dick Bowden. I, BRUCE McCONNELL, will my football speed to Jerry Thompson. I, Alvin McVay, will my sideburns and curly hair to Butch King. I, ROSALIE THOMPSON, will my long hair to Diane Sandberg and my ability to drive to Bob White. I, ED WEIR, do will my football ability to Robert Quimby and to Jerry Combs, my ability to get along with the English Teacher. I. WARREN WHITE, will my ability to make A's in chemistry to Jerry Combs, and my great baritone voice to Keith Funk.

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ED WEIR - wanted to be a thirty-year man in the Army, after ten years has finally made Private First Class. Ed also wanted to play football and when the Navy heard of this, they canceled all their games with Army. NORMA KING - After winning the trip to Europe ten years ago, wool just went to her head. She now owns one of the largest wool clothing stores in America. Tom is pa- tiently waiting at home taking care of their three children. LUCY CANADAY - Lucy has made quite a climb since she graduated, she is now chief operator for the Bell Telephone Exchange in Washington, D.C. Oh, yes, boys, Lucy is still single. DUANE JOHNSTON - Who has been applying for a scholarship during his additional ten years of high school, has finally won one to Loretta Heights (a girls’ school). ROBERT ELFELDT - Our old classmate, Skip, has been elected President of the United States, his opposing candidate was accidentally shot while they were both deer hunting. The sender of the mysterious bullet has not been found yet (but we know). WARREN WHITE - Well, Scronie has finally made it. President Elfeldt has decided to make his Summer home in Denver, and Warren has been chosen to design the new Cap- itol Building. Antlers are to be placed on the dome. PATTI KIRTS - Well, Pat kept her promise and is a confirmed old maid. She is very happy, though, because they have made gambling legal in Nebraska. She owns the biggest casino in the State and is looking forward to the day when it will be the largest in the world. JERRY LUNDVALL - Is now making money raising four leaf clovers for die-hard Irishmen. (He still drives his four cylinder hoopie, though.) BRUCE McCONNELL - Bruce and his trusy little Plymouth have won world-wide fame lately at International Racing, but so far he has never finished a race yet. DALE, DYALL FISCHER - Dale and Dyall struck oil on their farm, so they made a very wise investment. They bought all the green cheese on the moon, now they are just try- ing to find some way to get there. FLOYD LUNKWITZ - Floyd got on TV quiz program, 'T've Got a Secret. His secret is that he doesn't like Winstons. When they threw him out the door he got a compound fracture (he hasn’t fully recovered yet). WILLIAM HASEMEYER - Good Old Bill is still single these days. He's teaching at Old S.H. S. yet and so is Miss Finecy. She spends most of her time singing, Your Cheating Heart’’ and Tie Me to Your Football Shoes.