Sutherland High School - Log Yearbook (Sutherland, NE)

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f CLASS PROPHECY Here we are in the very famous year of 1963. Let’s see what has happened to the Super Seniors of “53”. LEE COOK always had wondering ideas, and now you can find him in the wilderness of Alaska teach- ing Eskimos how to eat Whale Blubber with a spoon. JACK CHAMBERLAIN became a great hunter after his famous Bob Cat Kill. He’s now in Malaya hunt- ing Probuscus Monkeys. He’s had a screeching success, too. MYRNA DANCER and ROGER ECKER are now living on a farm South of Sutherland raising Beans and Peanuts. Of course they are raising something else, too. BOB COON always did complain that it took too long to get to North Platte, so he saved up 1000 cereal box tops, sent in a quarter, and got him a super delux flying saucer. RUBY FEAR always did want to be a teacher, so now she is teaching her seven darling boys how to be good. JERRY COX always was a brain and now is head scientist at the Atomic Research Commission in Washington. I). C. Cox’s theory has now replaced Einstein’s. PHYLLIS DANIELSON always did want to be a teacher so now she is in Africa teaching Pygmies the English Language. ALBERT BROWN was always hunting, illegally of course. But to make sure he didn't get caught he became a Game Warden. LORETTA KUENLE—after Jack went to the Navy, Loretta went West to Hollywood, but she changed her mind and is now employed as a cigarette girl in Harold’s Club in Nevada. JIM COLBURN after serving a hitch in the Army, became a farmer south of Sutherland. Just recently Jim bought another 1000 acres of land to go with the 5000 he already had. Jim’s top hired men are Charlie Fleecs and Harry Goedert. HARRY MEYEN’S ambition was to be a coach, and now he is in Sidney. Australia with the important job of teaching Kangaroos how to box. IRENE GAMBLE always did talk a lot. and now she is filibustering in Washington, I). C. Irene al- ways had a heavy foot too. and she drives hot rods on her spare time. BEVERLY KING used her Baby face and cry to a great advantage. She is now the top star in the Baby Snooks Show. CHARLIE FUNK became a mining engineer and found a diamond mine. He now rides around in a big Cadillac Convertible. Incidentally he is still single girls. KFLNNETH MAIN after coaching for two years gave it up and went into the trucking business. He now has one of the largest trucking lines in the midwest. His motto is “If you can’t get a box-car, call me”. BONNIE HOLM tried unsuccessfully for eight years to get her a man. She finally got a red-headed Sailor and now they live on a lonely Pacific Island. JOYCE COLBURN played Oil Can Harry's moll in the movies for a few years, but now she models cow girl clothes for Jostins in Texas. MELVIN EARNEY found out that he had the wonderful talent of singing and now he has his own radio show in Hollywood. BETTY' BOY’ER is now the top stunt driver for Joe Chitwood and his dare-devils. IVAN SANDBERG is still the women’s heart-breaker, and has decided women aren’t for him. He just recently completed his 15th divorce. JOAN GOEDERT is still campaigning for Harry S. Truman but she has lost out as he died three months ago. Her next campaign will be for Ned Combs as dog catcher of Sutherland. KATIE RENNEMO is still waiting for Stan to make his first $2.98 to buy a genuine diamond ring from Clint, Texas. Katie spends her spare time listening to the Diamond man, hoping that the prices will go down. Power to you. BILL BAIER now has his own Chicken farm. He just recently won the Title of Champion Chicken Picker of the World. TOM WYATT has now taken over Roy Rogers and Gene Autry's place in the Movie World. His Movie name is Dry Gulch Dan. Incidentally Tom was born in Chicago. GAYrLE B1ERMA is one of the prominent business men of the growing city of Wallace. Gayle is the depot agent on the hurry scurry Branch line that runs through Wallace. DON KENNEDY’ has become a rough and tough Rodeo star. He has replaced Casey Tibbs as the World’s all around Cowboy. —13—

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT I, Beverly King, will my ability to eat like a horse to Carolyn Vasques, who doesn’t eat enough to keep a fly alive. I, Bob Coon, being of weak mind and strong back will my ability to get along with teachers to Jerome Fleecs because he looks like he enjoys life too; also I will my quietness to Sandy Rotert because I’m sure she needs it. I, Don Kennedy, will my good luck in school and peaceful, law-abiding ways with the teachers to any poor freshman W'ho may need it. I, Gayle Bierma, being strong in the back, but weak in the mind will my ability to study to Donald Earney so he won’t give the teachers a rough time anymore. I, Kenneth Main, will my ability to make girls mad to Gary White because he’s such a Romeo and will probably need this technique later on. I, Joan Goedert, will my talent in typing to Kay D, my music ability to Barbara W, my large knowledge of learning to my sis, Karen and my speed to Jerry G. Take care of my talents Kids, as they will help you like they did me. I, Charles Funk, being of sound mind and weak body will my long legs to Gary Marrs so he won’t be tramped on in the halls of S.H.S. I, Bill Baier. will my luck to Gene Whitt so he can roam the halls without getting caught. I, Bonnie Holm, will my long hair to Carol Kuenle as mine is so long and her’s is certainly too short. I, Loretta Kuenle, will my ability to get in trouble to Junior Humphrey because he isn’t in trouble anytime and I’m in it too much. Also I’d like to will all my nicknames, that I seemed to have gotten, to any of the underclassmen. I, Lee Cook, being of weak mind and strong back will my long legs to Carol Kuenle as she could be a little taller. I also will my ability to take “NO” for an answer to Jerome Fleecs so he can quit using the phrase “HOW TUM”??? I. Ruby Fear, will my quiet, natural ability to those that are real noisy. I, Irene Gamble, being of weak back and mind will my nicknames, all of them, to Junior Humphrey, ’cause he hasn’t enough and also mv weight to Peggy Warner because she’s too thin. I, Tom Wyatt, will my ability to keep quiet to Don Earnev, also mv good grades to Diana Bode. I, Phyllis Danielson, do regretfully endow my place on the honor roll each week to Kay Danielson so her name will also hang on. on the halls of S. H. S. I also will all the borrowed pencils I have in my possession to Carol Moore and to all the other students I borrowed them from. I, Melvin Earney, will to Jerome Fleecs my ability to get good grades so he also will have to spend only 4 years in high school. I also will my ability to staying out of trouble to Gary Marrs. I. Katie Rennemo, willingly and generously will my singing ability to Marlene Hilton so she can skip music class and not be missed just, like I was. To Arlene DeMoude I will my short and fat figure, as I’m just terribly over weight. Also I will my ability of skipping school and not getting caught to Sandra Shoup so she can enjoy the nice spring air, too. I, Jack Chamberlain, will my athletic ability to Gary White, because next good old S.H.S. will need a good defensive right end in football. I. Albert Brown, being of unsound mind and physical build will my ability to skip school and not get caught to Louie Larue and to Dick Maxwell I will my shooting eye since now that I am taking up to be a game warden I won’t need it. I, Betty Boyer, will my vim, vigor, and weight to Carolyn Vasques. I also will my driving ability to Peggy Warner so she won’t run into any more fire plugs. I, Jim Colburn, will my ability to make my car noisy to anyone who likes to keep people awake at night. I also will my whiskers to anyone who is looking forward to shaving—Poor, Poor dummy. I, Ivan Sandberg, will my ability to being a good student in school to Gene Whitt be- cause I am afraid he is going to need it before he gets out. I, Jerry Cox, will my towering heights to Norma Faling so there will be a better basket- ball team in the future. I, Joyce Colburn, will my ability to have fun and get in trouble at the same time to Vir- ginia White. Good luck with it. I, Harry Meyen, will my ability to get A in my subjects to Barbara Warren because I realize school’s tough for her. I, Myrna Dancer, will all my clothes to any poor person who is dumb enough to take them. —12—

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LIFE OF THE SENIORS