Susquehanna University - Lanthorn Yearbook (Selinsgrove, PA)

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IL ARTij ' W©! Strolling down the street with a big fat cigar in his mouth 1 met Jim Shannon who told me that he was engaged in the second-hand clothing busi- ness and that Chubby was none other than the University Pastor trying to keep the students on the straight and narrow path. Mose Ritter had succeeded Joe Seaman in the dancing academy and had also an advertisement in the paper announcing the return engagement of Jim Goss and his Saxophone Sextette. In this same paper appeared an account of a lecture given by Dr. Burns Satan Rearick, Chaplain for Barnum Bailey ' s circus and several other things of lesser importance. I had an interview with Bill Decker and inquired concerning brother Knorr and found that shortly after graduation, Hank had been successful in inventing a Caseous Cocktail and was now living a retired life on the income of his investments. As for Aurand and Russ Stettler. two other bright lights of the class, they turned out well. Aurand is now a metallurgist for a wooden automobile company in Detroit while Stettler holds a line position as grindstone inspector in the same plant because of his ability to see deep into things. Decker was also able to tell me that Cole and Dunmire now had a chain of Jigger shops running from Delaware Bay to the Golden Gate. I stepped out upon the street to inquire information and found the police- man to whom I spoke to be none other than our old friend Getty. He said that he and Deacon Sweeley were still Federal agents as well as partners in a detective agency located in Sunbury. How about Ellis and Milo Lecrone I inquired. Oh Milo is a race horse chiropractor in Kentucky while Ellis holds a responsible position as football coach in an Old Ladies Home. Good and Walker also are in a partnership concern. Walker being an eminent lawyer while Good is a professional witness for divorce cases. Concerning the last three members of the class I learned that Bohner had become quite a society man and had the title of Chief Nabisco Eater on Broadway. Kuster had been married right after Commencement to a western damsel as well as three Iowa farms and Red Benner was now a Professor of Philosophy at a southern university. So in these few paragraphs I have tried to set forward the fact that fate rules supreme and we are all destined to be something in this big world and that we must all look forward to taking our place and carrying our share of the world ' s work. Class Prophet Wilson. Page Twenty- two

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[L KIW K) Class of 1922 Class Colors Maroon and White Class Flower Kalarney Rose Mo to Strive and Succeed C. Howard Rothfuss President H. Winey Graybill Vice-President Nora Gof f Secretary Merle Beam Treasurer C. Howard Rothfuss Poet Junior Class Poem The sun has passed the Zenith and we all arc wide awake. For the class of nineteen twenty-two has gotten into shape; Our order from the Profs Class is keep your heart in tune - So let our face be smiling- as the roses do in June. With plenty of work ahead, Class we are happy all the while, And greet our daily labors with a Billy .Sunday smile — The Profs have often told us That the world was cold and blue; But we can make it warm, Class by righting for the true. We ' ve played and fought together, we ' ve laughed and cried sometimes; They all have helped us onward, for life is not all rhymes, Yes, we ' ve played, fought, laughed, and cried but studied some too, And all the while our heart beats for the love of twenty-two. As freshmen we were awkward? this fact we will admit But how could it be otherwise in a cap that didn ' t tit, As Sophomores we were always prompt in showing Freshmen how— To do the jig on Seibert porch and bow before the Frau. But now we ' re going down to third witli banners waving high And a satisfied conviction they will tower to the sky; For all the mighty legions, both at home and far away, Have waxed their banners brightly ln-fore thev won the day. I ' uue T wenty-four