Susan B Anthony Junior High School - Anthonian Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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Memories • • • • Tamely we entereo the staunch portals of our dear school. Diligently we searched for the right class- room and hesitatingly we faceo the ogre at the desk. Can you oeny it? 'Fraid not. But haven’t we come a long way (Don’t ask that question of any of the faculty. The n:wer certainly won't oo youf ecu any good!)h With surprisingly little effort Anthony’s CLASS OF ’65 has exceeoed all great expectations (GOOD ANO BAD). AND BLAZED A BRILLIANT TRAIL (DON’T ASK WHAT OF) FOR THOSE UP ANO COMING 6TH GRADERS (COUGH) TO FOLLOW ON. IN THE WAKE OF THIS PURPOSEFUL ASCENT TO GLORY ARE A GREAT MANY TENOER «EMORIES AND TERRIBLE TRENDS. TO AID ALL YOU MEMBERS OF THIS GLORIOUS CLASS OF '65 IN REMINISCING TEN YEARS FROM NOW (WHEN YOU'O RATHER JUST BLISSFULLY BURY IT), HERE ARE A FEW GENERALLY VITAL REMINDERS: OUR FIRST PARTY, OAMPNEEO BY GUM-PLUGGED DRINKING FOUNTAINS (NOW, THAT’S WHAT WE CALL STARTING IT OFF WITH A BANG'''). . . SPEAKING OF PARTIES, WE MIGHT MENTION SEGREGATION, SNOW BALLS ANO RED FACES, AND CULTURE FROM THE VULTURE (IN OTHER WOROS OANCE OR ELSE1’’). . . SIDE ACHES ANO RINGING EARS WILL BRING TO MIND TWISTING AND SHOUTING, MASHEO-POTATOING, FRUGGING AND WATUSIN6; NOT TO MENTION THAT HARD-EARNED 'LIMBO-BACK’ . . . WHAT OO WEOOING BELLS BRING TO MIND? - THE THOMS, OF COURSE. . . SPEAKING OF GYM TEACHERS - WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THOSE 50-MILE HIKES. . . NOW, WHO COULD EVER FORGET CO-EO GYM7. . . ANO, UPON SPECIAL REOUEST, MR. LuSKKY’S WARM-wEATHER 00 LECTURE. . . Shamrocks for Miss Burns and love her, love her, love her bring to some minos an all-to-vivio- PICTURE. . . THEN THERE WERE THOSE ANNUAL TALENT (?) SPECTACULARS - BE SURE AND RESERVE A SPECIAL NICHE IN YOUR MEMORY FOR FACULTY PARTICIPATION (OR AT LEAST WE THINK THAT OUR STEADY, DIGNIFIEO FACULTY?). . . THE DAYS TURNEO TO YEARS ANO WE SAW PAPER SALES ANO FAOING ENTHUSI ASM, PARTIES ANO GROWING ENTHU- SIASM. . . AS WELL AS SKATEBOARDS AND FRACTURED ANTHONYITES ANO AN AMERICAN NIGHT ANO FRACTURED ANTHONY- ITES. . . THERE WERE APRIL FOOL’S OAY CELEBRATIONS, CAROLING IN THE HALLS, AND BIRTHOAY PARTIES AT LUNCH (wE WON’T MENTION OUR INNOVATION OF FLYING FOOD ). . . MENTION OF DRIVER’S TRAINING CERTAINLY BRINGS BACK MEMORIES (DO THEY PRACTICE WHAT THEY PREACH??) Anthony’s fashion pace-setters turneo, undaunted, from ratted bubbles to swingin’ bangs ano pig- tails TO THAT WILTED LOOK. . . Dayton’s maoe money anticipating those indecisive little minds. Anthony's fashion pace-setters turneo, unduanteo, from ratted bubbles to swingin' bangs and pig- tails to that wilted look. . . Dayton’s made money anticipating those inoecisive little minds TURNING FROM TENNIS SHOES TO SADDLE SHOES TO LOAFERS. . . FROM TURTLENECKS TO BOATNECKS TO NO-NECK. . . FROM CULOTTES TO FLIRT SKIRTS TO PERTS TO (?). . . THE BOYS SWITCHED OELIGHTFULLY FROM GanTS TO FOOT- BALL JERSEYS TO SURFER SHIRTS. . . FROM COMFORTABLE TO CASUAL TO RIDICULOUS. HERO TRENDS JUMPEO FROM P .P. ANO M. TO JFK TO THE BEATLES TO JAMES BONO ANO ILYa K. That idiot box orew faithful Anthony viewers to Casey and Kildare, Fugitives and Peyton Places, and Shindigs and Hullabaloos. . . to say nothing of Dino veterans. Musically, we excelled way out of reach. . . Finians Rainbow, hms Pinafore, ano our oear. DISAPPEARING BRIGAOOOn THRILLED AUOIENCES (WITH THE BOOMING ASSISTANCE OF 6 TORN A0OES ANO VARIOUS OTHER NATURAL ELEMENTS). . . SPEAKING OF THE ELEMENTS - DON’T FORGET THE SNOW? AFTER ALL, IT GOT US A OAY’S REPRIEVE. . . GETTING BACK TO 8r1GA000N - ANYONE FOR AN ICE CUBE’ Last, but far trom least, lets us pay homage to 65’s ambitious athletes. That All-star game will go 00 N in HISTORY - 3 POINTS WOULD HAVE DONE, THOUGH. DO YOU THINK THE FACULTY’S GETTING OLDER? OR C0UL0 IT BE THAT THE AlL-STARS ARE GETTING YOUNGER??

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BEST SPORT: Lynne Biistol, Mike Bissonnette BEST LOOKING: Dale Svenpladsen. Jean Rykken v

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