Sunman High School - Senior Memories Yearbook (Sunman, IN)

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Zmwaawfsay ew: Last fall the baseball team defeated Cross Plains two games and Moores Hill one game They were defeated by Milan and Dills boro The softball team only played one game They defeated Bright This spring the baseball team defeated Guilford, Dillsboro and Milan They were defeated by Noores Hill, Guilford, and Milan One game with Moores Hill was called because of rain after two innings of play with the score tied at three each J O K E S My eight year old son entered a contest in which he had to tell, in 25 words of less, why he liked a radio program I like the Jack Smith show,' he wrote, 'because as soon as it is over, t e one Ranger comes on Usher, passing collection plate at church wedding NYes, 'am it is unusual, but the father f the bride requested it' Wife, gazing longingly at mlnk coat, to husband nI'll scrimp and save on food, and we'll get a washing machine and ave on laundry and we'll get a televisicn set and save on entertainment Man at payroll window to worker nSorry, but with the deduction for the Sunshine Fund, social securit withholding tax hospitaliaation avin s bonds, union dues, life insurance and A customs offivlal was examining a suitcase in which a soclal ite returnlng fror Europe had hidden an undeclard bottle of perfune As his hand roamed to the danger Lone, the woman's small daughter clapped her hands ln great excitement and squealed HOh, Tummy, 's gettlng warm, isn't heon Actor Sir Cedric Hardwicke listened while a man told a long story But the nan spoke so indistlnctly and muffed his punch ne so badly that the story wasn't funny HWhy did you laughon a friend asked Hardwicke afterward 'I always do,n the actor replied, nlf ou don't laugh, ther ' anger of their telling it over again A woman is only as old as she looks unless another woman is doing the looklng All women dress alike all over world They dre s to be annoying to other women 3 Compliments of WEBST R, NhWHO'SL Sunman Indiana . - I I . 1 O - - ll I 1 rl L H O ma , F O .' I ' ' 1 s . fp V . A V TY rv J ! 9 s 0 - gift fund, you owe us i6.8OJnH he , ' , . I 1 ' ' I 11 A A. , - ' 0 y e S ll d O . . 3. . , s