Sunflower County Junior College and Agricultural High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Indianola, MS)

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AAA AA DR. TURNEQS EXPEQIMENT llr. Turner pulled his long gray heard thoughtfully. Again he looked at the huge bottle sitting' on the tahle in front ol' him. It was tilled to the neek with a liquid so elear that only hy looking' at the rim of the fluid eould you tell there was anything in the hottle. A deep sigh followed the inspection of the little old man. A.l1arrowing douht arose. hut with eonragfe horn of desperation l he decided he would try it. The following day found him sitting at a desk in front ot' a grroup ol' young men aml women who looked at him eagerly. l rom hahit he pulled his heard. Mr, llendrieks, will you ohlige me hy steppiinr forward? Mr. Hendrieks eame forward, Nong sir, l have a liquid here which lf Hot a ehaserY asked the eautious Mr. llemlrieks. Sir, said the doetor with dignity. yon may trust me, You have only to drink this aml prestof Yong will suddenly possess knowledge-nnlwounded knowledgref What would l do with it? was the astounding reply. lle was answered hy an otter ot' the drink whieh he aeeepted hesitantly. He drank it and then went into an aetion that resemhled very mneh a modern dance ealled The llreakaway. Hood heavens! he shouted. l'm they tramp transtig'nredI The rest ot' the class rushed torwaril in an attempt to get some ol' the magie fluid. A honny and huxom lassie ealled hy many. ller -lenkins. aml hy others. names hest not to reeord. was the tirst To the hottle. Does it eontain any fat? she asked anxiously. l'pon reeeiying' a negative reply. she gulped down a tumhlerl'nl. Iler example was followed hy the rest of the group. 'l'hey were requested to sit down. 'l'hey all did. Suddenly -l. IS. llughes ran to the window and luing' his head out. lle was followed hy Hay Williams. llr, Turner shook his head sadly, l knew there would lie similar results. Knowledge eannot he digested sneeessfully hy some. Now. let us eontinue. Class, as it' nothing: had happened. Mr. lluflies and Mr. XVilliams. you two, may 2-o to the hospital, May l go. too? asked t'ln'istopher l'am1lhell. ruhhing his ahdominal cavity. NVe will please have order. Now we shall eontinne with Soy-rates' philo- sophy, Miss My-l'lain. what was Som-rates' opinion ot' the diyoree eyil 3 ul lilltlllgi eI'ie4l lmlllse llalfllews. Ile says itis the spiee of life, Gosh Y exelaimed Lester lfrasier. l'm just liieenping- with knowledgef ll the elass will eome to order. we will resume our study. said llr. H lnrner. Now, this question, ladies and gentlemen, has heen hatfling' the wisest heads ol' psyeliologyfWhat is the yonth ot' to-day eoining to? As one man, the elass arose and answered. 'l'o srlloolil. l ' ' ' ' .. V . l tolnaf eried llr, Turner, leaping' wildly ni the air. luveryhody knows his lesson, You will he given a holiday and you may spend it as you like, lint in his wild'g1lee the little old man oyertnrned the hottle and all its eontents spattered on the floor. 'l'he hottle lay in a thousand l'rag'aments in the sunlight. tlli. my head feels so empty, snddenlly moaned llalph l'arpenter. th-e. you look heantilnl hut dumhf' sighed t'ln-is t'amphell To liuhy liiland. Nilenee reigned with great snpremaey over the again normal elass ul. S4lphomores-wise tools. .l. llwen. HX

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