Sunflower County Junior College and Agricultural High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Indianola, MS)

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f 'rr I 'fry , fx - - x f N- -N e'N'f' 93- A+ his 12Lasf'Racl1 . c ET OSDEC N' ' 'wmluullllIllllllml Illllllll Mr. T.: Jessie, will you please bring the said caricature here. If you spent as much time on your studies as you do on mere foolishness, you'd do lots better. fTakes picture and looks at it, Joseph also looks,. Joseph: fAside to Jessie , That sure does look like Mr. Thompson, only his nose is longer, and his eyes are crosser and his teeth stick out more and he hasn't got that much hair. Mr. T.: joseph, that will do for you. For your disrespect you shall also stay after school. fStares at Addie, Addie, you should come to school dressed. Put your drug store complexion outfit up now or bring it to me. Mercer is busy and isn't noticing you, so your eforts were in vain. , Mercer: I saw her, but she can't interest me. l'm looking for somebody else. Mr. T.: You are rather fran-lc in your statements, but a man possessed with your looks can well afford to be. Joseph: He aint as good looking as Charles is. Mr. T.: Joseph, will I have to send for a switch? I can easily do so and one more remark from your corner and I'll send after one. Joseph: My corner? I haven't got a corner and besides corners can't remark. Mr. T.: fDespairingly, Well, have it your way. Lula spills water on Louise. Louise slaps her., . QB. D. returns with water. Louise, Ruth and Lula rush to get a drink. ln the rush Mr. T.: Louise, did my eyes deceive me? just because you are large is no reason why you should take advantage of poor little Lula. Joseph: But Lula spilled water on Louise. Didn't she Esther? Mr. T.: Nlr. Lawyer, who asked you to defend Louise. l feel quite sure that Louise is capable of defending herself. Louise: She did spill water on my new, red calico dress and now if it fades Ma will whip me. Lula: l assure you that it wasn't my fault. You donlt know the half of it. Ruth pushed me against Louise. Can't you see that it wasn't my fault, Mr. Thompson? Mr. T.: Under the circumstances let the agreement drop. Louise, I don't think your dress will fade. Let it dry at least before fighting. fLooks at rest of students. Sees l-lortense give Ray a note, Hortense, just what are you doing? I'm sure it is your game and not Ray's. Esther and Joseph: fln unison, She wrote Ray a love-note cause I saw her. Mr. T.: Hortense, is this true? l'm sure that Ray would n-ot read it if he knew what it was. Would you Ray? Ray: fLoolcs at Mr. T. and then glances shyly at Hortense and again at Mr, T., Sir, I guess she wanted to know the arithmetic lesson. She has never written me before. Esther: lt's a love note. l set right behind her and I saw it. Mr. T.: Bring the note to me, Ray. Don't think that I blame you. I know that Hortense, our faithful flirt, is at the bottom of all this silliness. flirnestine giggles, Hush gig- gling Emestine. I see or hear nothing so funny. CTD Annie, Come to the front of the room, Annie, and say your speech. joseph, you keep your usual post in the corner. Annie: I forgot it. CA book from the hands of Charles sails through air and lands against Mr. Thompsonfs head, Mr. T.: fplqhrowing hands up in despair and disgust, School is dismissed. As three months from tomorrow is Christmas, I shall donate the remainder of the day as a holiday---all are excused. CURTAIN. By ELIZABETH STRICKLAND Freshman, S. C. '28. v 9 Z L ' - f 5 2 5 S - l ,X 'A - f 'WN S 5 4 1 ' 5 X K' , - 1 X. NA ff f- XX .47 X rx f X fs t r : fs ff' N fx Xfjgf ,N - D -,. - 4 'XJ' E- ' -x' 5- NGN . , t -l

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. ffm' f oh Wi ZW -3- f ' is H-A fsf-.X-W rsxsfalf t V In Ye Clclen Days IVIR. THOMPSON . . . The gray-haired teacher JOSEPH VANDIVER . , . The worst hay in school CHARLES MCCORMICK . . . His colleague in all B. D. MCALLISTER . . . A hunch of haalness JESSIE WEEKS . . . The do all and say nothing RAY MARTIN . . . . The pet of the school MERCER D. JONES . .... The sheilf RUTH MCALLISTER . . The athlete ADDIE HESTER . . . The vamp VINT ELLA Fox . . . The ery-baby ERNESTINE THOMAE . .... The giggler -IANIE STENNIS . . . The pest of the school LOUISE SMITH . . . . The schoolls heavy 'weight HORTENSE CREEKMORE . ..... The flirt ESTHER HOLMES . . . The zattleiale EULA BARR . . . . The sehaal wil ANNIE KENNEDY . . The star pupil TIME---Yesterday. SCENE 5---A little, red, One-room school stands serene and seeminlgy unmolested. Inside, the desks are hand-carved with important initials such as S. V., C. L. lVl., A. H. Paper litters the floor. Panes are broken and cracked. The gray-haired instructor is standing in the extreme end of the room with a hickory stick in his hand and a look of scorn on his coun- tendance. The pupils are sitting painfully uqiet, but rigid, in their desk when all of a sudden, bedlam lets loose. Mr. T.: Charles, why did you let Out that yell, that would, if continued, wake the dead? Charles: He---he fpoints at Joseph, put a tack in my chair. Joseph: Now, l didn't. l ain't seen a track since this morning. Mr. T.: Never mind the alibi, Joseph. fTurns to Charlesj How do you know that it was Joseph who placed the tack in your chair, Charles? Charles: Cause Esther saw him, didn't you Esther? Esther: Yes sir, lVlr. Thompson, Joseph did it and then laughed. lVlr. T.: Joseph, come up here and stand in the corner on one foot with your nose in this ring. fwatches Joseph carry out instructions. Vint Ella begins to cry, What is the matter with you, Vint Ella? Who put a tack in your chair? Vint Ella: No one, but Jannie pulled my curls and now my head aches and l can't study. Boo--oo--oooo--Hoo--Oo--cooooo. Mr. T.: Jannie, whatever prompted you to pull Vint Ella's hair and start her to crying? Jannie: l-ershe-er-ah Mr. T.: That is no reason, For that act of cruelty you shall remain after school and write, I am sorry l pulled Vint Ella's hairn one hundred times. Joseph: She sho done it, cause l saw her. Mr. T.: Turn arcund. Had you carried cut my instructions you would not have seen her. B. D. take the bucket and go to the well and fetch a pail of fresh water. QB. D. exitsj. fErnestine begins giggling, lVlr. T.: What is funny, little lady? : Hal Hal Hal Hal Jessie drawed a picture of you and---heel heel its just like you. T S 2 3 S I . 'ff-Nm S E Z i' A-N: f-xr TK-x r ' 5 ? T E: N XYT'x ,X fy fftx A JMX TZ? ui?-. . x'Nf 9' sfw- sov-

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