Sunbury High School - Torch Yearbook (Sunbury, PA)

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1 vA,v,'.,.v,v.-2.,v,v.,,v.v,,. - ,, r+Y-v-+-- Page 100 Your Nledieine Man Leaves These Charms Mabel Kerstetter to Peggy Bassler, her positive knack of wearing female accounter- ments. June Gelnett to Rosemary Powell, her absolutely faultless application of make-up. Sidney Apfelbaum to Ray Duttry, l1is artist's brush, palette, and not so artistic tem- perament. lValter Bennett to Eugene lvagner, his aptness at tickling our funny bones. Betty Beinlich to Sister Doris Beinlich. her complete control over her muscular torso. Bob Shipe to Booty Minnier, his extremely capable lungs and raucousness. Steve Brown to Martha Hoffa, his mastery of his immense Piccolo. Clement Dissinger Nevin, Jr., to Milton Darlington Moore, his perfectly too-too di- vine monogram. Edward Heckert to Charles Reichley Qwho wonit use it anywayj, his bass voice. Jerry Stine to Bob Sanders, his formula for being popular though good-looking. Marcella Emerick to Mary Ghecn. an original volume on how to trip the light fantastic on an extremely waxed floor. Virginia Reichenbach to .lane Gervin, her handiness in executing her library duties. Betty Gamble to Katherine Cairns. her untiring flow of words and unassuming locqa- ciousness. Pete Mottern to Kenneth Schleig, his position on the basketball team, and heave11 help him if he doe-s11't do something with it l Myrtle Bobb to June Gingrich, her fleet pencil and knowledge of shorthand. Lee Yearick to John Hoffman, his luffly blonde hair and beeootiful appearance. Ned Swank to Fred Lepley, what might remain of his motive vehicle. Carl Sowers and Lois Dreibelbeis to Stumpy Umholtz and Betty lVurtzel, their se- cure ball and chain. Betty Mattliews to Bea Mussina. the affection for Mr. Abbott wl1icl1 she inherited from Jennie Mc-Henry and leaves to her posterity, slightly the worse for hard wear.

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P c 1 '+-A'+ - A'+--'+'+- - 'Mm t number of admirers with the most number of toofy smiles. The-y are quickly surrounded by all sorts of autograph books, and in this crowd there is one familiar and lou'-sick face, Albert Bogart. The reason we are running out in such a hasty hurry is because the ex-coach, Dick XVhalen, who is now acting as bouncer, is giving us a very unfriendly cyc . . . and thc door- man, Charles Yeager, docsn't hesitate to kick our collective pants in getting us out of the club. The fog drifts over the sccnc again . Injun: NVelll . . . ???'? Father Time: VVell . . . 9'???'? The lights flare up again, we are in Madison Square Garden about to witness a program for the benefit of Indigent and Decrepit Dictionary and Plncyclopedia Compilers. Un thc stagc are many notables of today, and wc will announce them to you as thcy strut their slnfl'. Here is Ruth Iienker . . . a state regent of the D. A. R.. now lecturing on the lCvils of Modern Civilization. Following her on the program is a quartettc tell .Vsj consisting of Jean Spooner, Jean Glosser. Joyce Inns, and Jane Dunkclbcrgcr, swinging popular mclodics. 'l'hcn, there is Glenn Fryling lecturing on the Evils of Modern Civilization, and for the boys in thc hack room he has some moving pictures of trains. Following Glenn we sec Nancy Byrod, elo- cutionist, extolling the ubiquitous virtues of Johnny's Poulticef' Gliding up to the center of thc stage is our handsome and somewhat conservative bachelor, Fred Goodyear, who is yap- ping on the subject of How to Train Uur Children Against the livils of Modern Civilization. Slinking around on 'll-inch heels is Betty NVilliams, warbling popular hit toons from thc operctta. She Done Him. Again a lecturer assaults our patient cars, with The More Important Evils of Modern Civilization, done up in true style and bastcd every It-3 minutes with its own juice. by Jane XVillard. The fog drifts over the scene again . Injun: NVQ-lllllllllllll . . . ????????? Father Time: VVellllllll . ????????? Do you heal' the lowing of contented l'iiIll'? Do you hear the melodious choruses ringing out eestatieally from the throats of happy roostcrs, chickens, chicks, pigeons. turkeys, and . . . wcll, do you hear those fowl chirpings? Are your eardrums gently irritated by de buzzing of de beez, by de honking of de geeze? Can you smell that fermented hay, rotting in the barnyard, glinting dully in the hot summer sun? In short, can you imagine yourself on a farm? NVell, you're a darn sight smarter than we are . . . we can't. But to show you wc'rc good sports, we-'ll pretend we can, and tell you what we see . . . If you look ovcr to the right. thats it, no, a little further right, yes . . . now, can you see it? VVell, it is Alvin Mciscr, playing with those bee-hives again. Alvin is an apiologist, the keeps an apiary and a beehivej. isn't he a honey? tsk, tsk . . . NVell. thcre's the farmer, Martin Ross, a-plugging away at his Agriculture . . . and as a matter of fact, hc is now supplying the Furman canncrics with choice vegetables to can. You know, of course. that Harry Furman is practically running thc business . . . or don't you? A-bringing in thc sheaves, ycssir. there is Paul Shipman. a-bringing in the sheaves . . . and who should be selling thc farmer's daughter life insurance. but .lack Lentz, an itinerant vender . . . well, ta, ta, we must bc departing . . . life in thc country is sooooo strenuous. P Father Time: Clooking at the sleeping injun, and kicking himj Hey, you, the Pow XVow fire is out ! l! Injun: Hzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz PGH ! !! n Page 99

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fv--vw. L. .,.,.,v.,,-,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.v.v t Martha Frick to Emily Ruch, her consuming devotion for Mr. Jarrett, and her indis- pensability to him. Frances Snyder to Louise Rossiter, her arresting and most flower-like face. Bill Zeigler's love for Terpischore to Rudy Ries. and we hope it doesn't cause HIM any trouble. George Koble to Robert Fetter, his enviable record for getting tossed out of classes. Jane Zettleinoycr to anyone who can use it, teachers excepted. her marvelous control over a chew of gum. Charles Yeager to Johnny Kebach. an overpowering iunncnsity and erectness in the chest regions. Paul YVilliams to Donald Ross. his adroit dodging of people and girls. Tom Price to some wakeful and restless underclassman, his power to succumb to the charms of Morpheus in the middle of any class. Chet Geiser to Paul Nace, his Vehicle of the Immortals, past and present, that one and lonely motorcycle. Joe McCombs to Charles Thomas, his experience at the wheel of automobiles Ctwo- handed, folksj. Julius Korte to some coming Solid Geometrist, the unique ability to enliven up that class of studious thinkers. Paul James to Junior Haas. the place of esteem and alfection which he held in our hearts and those of his teachers. Our class to your class, our slowly healing Blister with hopes that you can finish the job. Constant and HOT applications will do the trick. Our class to your class, mere HOPES that you can collect ALL your class dues. Our class to your class, the magnificent and thoroughly equipped home rooms on the first floor, hot and cold running teachers provided, a radio in each room, ventila- tion uncouth, but you can stand it, and RENT FREE. Q O O fAbove characters purely fictional, and any resemblance to real people was intended . . all our sincere and heartless apologiesj SHS Page 101