Sunalta Junior High School - Vista Yearbook (Calgary, Alberta Canada)

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QUALITY CLEANLINESS NATIONAL MAID BREADS - CAKES - PIES Always Oven Fresh National System of Baking Limited FRIENDLINESS SERVICE Department of Prevarication Expeditions that poke into isolated lands couldn’t find explor¬ ing conditions much more rigorous than Nicholas Stumpf, of Lincoln, Ill., did right on his own farm. “Winds kept blowing with terrible force from the mouth of a cave,” Stumpf relates, “and they were so strong that they kept every one from exploring it. I tried bucking the wind, but couldn’t stand up, so I put curry combs on my knees and crawled up to the mouth. It was no use, though, for when I turned on my flashlight the force of the wind blew the light beam right back out at me and I couldn ' t see where I was going.” “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.” “The poor thing must have lost its balance. It was sitting on the edge of the bowl when I brought the soup in.” “The other way down, madam,” called out the street car con¬ ductor as the portly charwoman was descending at the driver’s end. “You’re mighty fussy now there’s a war on,” grunted the erring one, as she turned around and started down backwards. COMPLIMENTS OF MACLIN MOTORS LTD. FORD and MERCURY Sales and Service 77

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Mrs. Madden— What do you use for cleaning rugs?” Mrs. White— I’ve tried lots of things, but I find Billy the Game Warden—“I’ll have to fine you for fishing without a license.” Andy— I m not fishing. I’m teaching my worms to swim.” Warden— Then I’ll have to fine you for letting them swim without bathing suits.” 78