Sunalta Junior High School - Vista Yearbook (Calgary, Alberta Canada)

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Sally: “You have such a smart overcoat that I cannot under¬ stand why you have such worn-out trousers.” Joe: “How in the world can a man get a new pair of trousers in a restaurant?” Jim: ‘‘Have you seen a boy around this corner with one leg, named Fred?” Tim: ‘‘What was the other leg named?” Scarboro Confectionery 1716 17th Avenue West Phone W4369 FREEZER FRESH ICE CREAM PALM BRICKS TRY OUR NEW COUNTER 75

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