Sunalta Junior High School - Vista Yearbook (Calgary, Alberta Canada)

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Your High School Education . . is essential to your Happy, Successful Business Career. Graduate in record time—then attend GARBUTT BUSINESS COLLEGE “Put your name on our Enrollment list and we will help you put it on a payroll. A Horse Laugh A farmer was consulting a Vet. about a sick horse. The Vet. was explaining, To feed the horse this medicine, you place it in a pipe about three feet long, put this in the horse’s mouth and blow it down his throat.” A few minutes later the farmer returned and cried out, “I’m dying!” The inquisitive Vet. at that asked, “What’s wrong?” To which the farmer replied that the horse had blown first. Mother: “Did you wash yourself this morning?” Willie: “Yes, Ma. Mother: “Well, why didn’t you find the six-pence I put under the soap?” Waiter: “Did you have coffee or tea, sir?” Diner: “I’m not sure. It tasted like soup.” Waiter: “That would be coffee, our tea tastes like glue.” j Compliments of . . . ! Imperial Motors Limited BUICK - PONTIAC - G. M. C. TRUCKS •• 321 Seventh Avenue West Phone M5161 Calgary, Alberta 72

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| Diamonds Watches C. M. HANNA JEWELLER ! 804 1st Street West . ( J Have Your Watch Repaired Here, at Reasonable Prices. Work Guaranteed. PENLEY’S SCHOOL OF DANCING Classes and Private Instruction in All Rranches of Dancing « Studio: 620 Eighth Avenue West Phone M3814 “That new farm hand is ignorant.” “How’s that?” “He found some milk bottles in the grass and insisted he had found a cow’s nest.” “Iceland,” said the teacher, is about as large as Siam.” “Iceland,” wrote Willie afterwards, “is about as large as teacher.” Corporal: back in the hole? Private: “Do you think you’ll be able to get all that dirt No, I dont think I ' ve dug it deep enough yet.” Slick: “How does the clock you won in the raffle go?” Dick: “Great, it does the hour in forty-five minutes.” ALBERT HILL Ladies’ and Gents’ Merchant Tailor 1431 Seventeenth Ave. West CLEANING, PRESSING, REPAIRING •• Youths ' Suits, $6.00 up. Officers’ Khaki Uniform Tunics, $8.00 up. Mens’ Suits, $8.50 up Flannel Pants, $2.00 up Mens’ Spring and Fall Overcoats, $6.00 up. 71

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Tramp: “If you please, mum, I’ve lost my leg.” Lady: “Well, it isn’t here.” Diner: “Do you serve crabs here?” Waiter: “We serve anything—sit down.” Dad: “Every time you ' re naughty, you give me a gray hair.” Jimmie: “Corks, you must have been a terror, look at Gran-pa.” 73