Sumner High School - Spindrift Yearbook (East Sullivan, ME)

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THE HARBOR BEACON LITERARY BROADCAST OF BEOWULFS FIGHT WITH GRENDEL By Wlary Ixeyes HE Grendel Beowulf fight IS about to be broadcast over the mutual network Beovsulf has come over from the Scan dmauan Penmsula to conquer the sea monster Grendel who has been plunder mg the country of England And now here s the commentator Fred Hoy Hello everybody th1s 1s Fred Hoy about to broadcast thls great fight There lsnt much of a crowd here I guess only the most cur1ous are brave enough to wltness It Beowulf IS confident of k1ll1ng Grendel w1th hls bare hands Rlght now he IS tak mg a l1ttle nap And now I guess Grendel IS on hlS way There seems to be qulte a llttle dlsturb ance outslde Yes It IS Grendel' W1th a mlghty blow he has smashed the door 1n and now thls superhuman wretch IQ r1p pmg one of Beowulf s followers llmb from llmb and devourmg h1m' Now he s started for Beowulfs couch' But Beowulf meets h1m half way' Hurray' Luck IS w1th our hero' Beowulf has obtamed a steel gr1p on the monsters arm' Up and down the hall they struggle over turnmg furnlture m thelr path' ' ' The straln IS so great that Beowulfs fingers are spl1tt1ng' ' Yet he does not loosen hlS hold' ' But he IS weak enmg' ' Now It IQ a questlon of who has the greatest endurance' ' And NOW' ' ' Wlth a resoundmg crack the flesh of Grendels shoulder parts and hls arm IS pulled out of lts socket' Screammg Wlth pa1n Grendel retreats' and Beowulf stands feet far spread The WINNER' ' Bov folks thats the most CXCIIZIHQ' iight I have ever broadcast' Beowulf IS carrymg the monsters arm to the throne and amld shouts of pralse from people w ,urged m he holds the trophy me emblem of vlctory' guess thats the fight that wxll go do ln hlstory Belleve It or not It only lasted ten m nutes A week from tonlght I w1ll broadcast the fight between Beowulf and Grendel s old sea hag of mother Thats all to mght radlo 2 And tha ed Hoy broadcastlng the Grende fight here tomght Thls IQ the lVl Network Slglllllg off THE TALE O ASHING WAVE B Ie nery 38 about forty out tlme I I heered ne Park or and f these nchor 'nlled D been a sea cap years and I Hggerl settled down and re tell of thls place callec so I declded that Id up head for that port I bullt here land dmghys and hovf When I reached Salem Ma my anchor and lay to for the There xx ere four other land o har bored mgh me and the occup one was a land lubber of a farmer I tough old rawboned cuss w1th a ll h1m that llkened to scare a scarecrow to runnmg awax H1s halr and beard had a notlon to see how much of h1s head and mug It could coxer In another dlnghv were a crackbralned sceptlc vu ho wx ere dressed l1ke a dood IH some of these here hlghfalutm close that nobodv knovss how to wear He halled from the port of San Francisco and were qulte a good lookmg chap except for hls eyes Them exes o h1sn were forever ihlftlll from port to starboard and they had the most fishvlook of any I ever la1d my eyes on Hls Wlfe were dressed fine enough to put a sea urchm to shame She 7 h ' 7 on L14 I . 7 A .. W ' ' A V 4 Q . L a - 5 n - , . . . ,Y 1 Y - u u u f' , v w - L . ' . . . . . ,, - , 8. ' ' 9 3 , '- . , . 7 . ..L . , , . . . . L L A s Cl ' ' , . . . . , . . . . y ,4 . ' . . . . 9 , I Y, Ln ' 5 l xl . . y I L A L N ' . . . . u - , . , . H . . . . . . . . - . N , .... . , . I K . . . , . . . . , 1 7 , - . . ' n 1 Cu . . - ,A aa ' ' ' Jn . , , I n , , - L L . . Y 7 . . . . U. . , . . ' . . L L a n ' 7 n . . . . . V L 1 u n a . L' v ' LL . N . ' Y . . , . , . . . . , . . H . . ., x . . 1 L a - a L . . . - . .1 , . . KK !3 7 7 9 ., , . . .. V . , . . . . , p7 Y . ' I . , .V . . . , . . .

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THE HARBOR BEACON ,,,..a-11'-M,,,.f ,.-4 ' ,,...,-- -Q-if.-', 'i .,,,,.-,-,-',,,.,,,....--- ,....--H 4,,,,.,,--' i dir 5 ..n-4 51 e Freshman Class We the Freshman Class the largest HE F lass has hfteen mem CIN A111111 B N llgllll P1 es11 01129 P llllll D01 11 1se3 bo 011111 1 Nl ll Ie1111111le N sl1 l1l1llt'N Now-s 131111111 Rohm s Xe-11411 QYSXK 'N 11111111 1111 P62111 VK atson 1'l11ll1p VNo111lxxo1tl1 S I ANNA Bl -XN 1es11le11t P14 X111 VXA l SON X111 l'1es11 ent l MII Xlil Ll 1 to OUI new su11ou11d1ngs We bel1eve We took thc I'16NhI'I1dYl Rccept1o11, held ln our ho11o1 1n good part, performmg the stunts ass1g11ed to each of us promptly and efhclently VVe l1ke our teachers and have t1l9d hald to co11duct ourselves 111 such a vs ax that we 11 ould be llked by the upper classmen The folloumg members of our class pl xx ed 011 the Basketball teams Ohxc Bllllktl, Fm1lV Fauan, A111111 Bean 111111 Phllllp XX oodu olth ANNA B14 -KN 8 , ' 'A W 1 1- 'fs Q f '4 ' ' ', S' ' M 1. ' - X 1 , , ' . - 1 I f ' 1 2 iii. B 'eff . 1, 1: f , Q K. ,Q 2 4,15 . L 'I . X . , . k t ' -A N , ' 1 E he , l r 1 vw 1 1 ' ' 1 , J ' ' ' , , , , . 1 1 , 1 b class in school easilv adjusted ourselves 7 L . . J11- '1 . 1 'li11 M x J 'V M . . '- . 1 - .'2l,' r A Q 3 ' x , , . U.. . - ' 1 , H 'H ' 4 ' 'V z ' 1 'z li11s I- L- - K 1 ' 3 IC' ' 1 A 'a11't - ,' , ' ' ' .lzl' v'kl1I '. I N N . ' 1 .1.sey ' 'A .' , ' 1'1.,xs: o1f11'111 cus ' ' if ' -' 5 ' . A X . J ' . . .. . 1:1 .' 11- . . , ' 'I ,Y I . HSN S1 '. 111111 'I'1' -11s. . I. .', '41

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THE HARBOR BEACON ss ere all the tlme a lookm 1nto the alr I leck n she ss ere lookm for a port of refuge Ol sumpxn Thexe vsere also a sea ros er 111 one o them land dmghys He vsere a fine yo' ng n and I took to h1m right heartlly I cc lld see that sometlme or other he d bee bt bs the vs anderlust bug same as me T mere ss ere also a seafarln swab who loo ced as though he d spent most of h1s day ln the brig I should Jedge that he we I good fer nuthm smuggler He and I LH t get along fust rate It seems that metlme or other he d knosved a frlend 1 f mme and ome purty dn t stand har and er hadn t .1 us a there ss as a lady pres I got es en with that scum of li er by beat1n hlm up sumpln te soon as we got out 0 Slght o t As we d1d1 stoves vse built a he started calllng my frlend abuslse names O course I c for that so I called that swal thele d a been a fight lf the sl stuck hls nose 1n and rer big fire outdoor athered nlgh it and spun yarns Wl come my turn I told them bout the I was mate on the good schooner hlng Wase One day as I re a walkln long the San FFHHCISCO vs erfront and not a cent to my name nv c my old frlend Blll Mc Garrlgle I as broke too and had the schooner hmg Wave 111 the harbor He was lc ln for men and he made me this prof i on Bill says If I ever get money Jgh ter outfit th1s craft Ill g1V9 vou mat s berth If you should hase enough money by to fix us up Ill put you 1n n half the lay Now I hadn t a cent ln the world but I says I ll outfit er and get er to sea ln two weeks tlme I ss as born wlth a great lmagmatlon so I took a crulse t1ll I come ter the Brass Vnuckle an rlght there I had a great idea There was three ss aterfront report ers aleanln on the bar an talklng to Joe the proprletor There alnt enough nesss on the wat clflont saxd one ter put 1n your ese Hoss about gxsln me a story? Joe vsas busy but he see me m the door ss as an asks me ter tell em bout the time I ss as ss recked ln the Straits of Magellan and had a fight ss 1th the man eatmg sas ages there O course I nes er was there nor nes er seen my man eatmg cannlbals but seem I ovs ed Joe conslddable I tells em h iost ha1r ralsmg tale that was ever hell I shovss em an old yacclnatlon scar and tells em that ssas vshere I was shot w1th an arrer Next morn1ng I was on the front page of three ness spapers an o course I ss as a hero I takes all three papers dovsn and shosss em to B111 so s he can see what publlclty w1ll do I rigged up a story for B1ll ter tell the nessspaper reporters so s we could get money ter outfit our ship Cordln to thls story there s an lsland out IH the Pacific ss here all the lnhabltants 19 beautlful wo men B111 tells the reporters he s so stuck on the place he s gom back to It as soon as he k1n glt a hundred lads to go with him Es eryone that vsants to come must be be tss een 21 and 30 vears old an not hase no contagious dlseases Everybody would get an equal share of the island and have as manv VSIN es as he wants In order to have es erythmg ready B1ll forms a company 1n ss hlch es ers one may get shares at five hun dred dollars each B111 kept fifty one per cent of the stock and started selling the rest next day We had apphcations for stock before sse got up next mornlng Four hundred and thlrts one vsould be colonlsts were fiockln around all ready to hand us five hundred dollars B111 selects the blggest fools IH the bunch after questlonln them all sery careful I went as mate as per schedule an one fine morning vse was toss ed out lnto the harbor We had a nice lot of slck children on our hands the first day out but some o the brethren had been vachtlng and we used these for the crew We had a falr run to Honolulu where we took on a load for trade vslth the lslanders From there sve goes to Pago Pago Tah1t1 and Sura and gls es the brotherhood a good trip Bill ss as for dumpm them at Sura but I argued wed taken thelr money 8550 000 and I thought vse ought to g1V6 them thelr money s worth Just after sse left Sura sve runs lnto a mlld typhoon and when the brotherhood ss as green ss 1th seaslckness I goes down ln the hold sslth an auger and bores some holes through The brother at the vsheel complams that she s gettln logey so Bill goes dossn in the hold and comes up hol 10 l v . . , . . v . . - . 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