Sumner High School - Spartan Yearbook (Sumner, WA)

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lllllllll ' I munl mllllll ulllllm nullllll nllllulllll n mn ml II CLASS PRUPHJECCY THE CLASS or 1930 IN 1954 CReprint from the Tyee Wah Wa. for February 31, 1954-.J 'l 'l!ll 'l'l' ilZl' HllIl 'lI l I lll ISS EDNA SANDBLOM, for 25 years a member of the Sumner High School faculty, and her mysterious accessory, Mr. X, have collected the fol- lowing information about the famous class of '30. The collaborators intend to compile these statistics into a fiction book entitled, 'tGreat People and Why. Foster Allen, a famous Chicago gangster, is to be shot at sunrise tomor- row evening. He was convicted of bribing a star witness at his trial. Eunice Allen, a merry widow, has been carrying on an amazing aHair with one of the many tired business menl' of Wall Street, Albert Jansen. Jim Schrengohst is a missionary in the wilds of Borneo. Carl Swanson is superintendent of the Sumner Home for Bachelors. Russell Smith has taken over the manufacturing of the famous Smith Brothers Coif Drops. Not a hack in a hackloadf' is Mr. Smith's slogan. Sonny Brockman operates a chain of beauty parlors. He reports a very prosperous business, especially at McMillan. Francis Chervenka is president of the Annie Wright Seminary in Tacoma. Don Sperling was running for the mayor of New York City, but the mayor expected too much of him, so he quit running for him. Clayton Knoblauch has just signed a ten-year contract as dean of Greek dancing at the U. of W. Madomoiselle Kaminski, great opera singer, is no longer on the stage. She fell and broke her engagement. Orville Dennis is making a big clean-up in Hollywood. He has just signed an indefinite contract with Universal Picture Corporation, in which he has promised to purchase his supplies from George Sarff, manager of the E-Z Sweep- ing Supply Company in San Francisco. Mary Tarbox, great welfare worker, has donated twenty-live cents fS.2Sj to the Home for Disabled Typists, located at Fife, Route 2, Box 348. Pearle Collen and Leona Heath are making a trip to Madagascar in the interest of a new patent fly-killing device. Al Houston is proprietor of The Hotsy Totsy Night Club in N. Y. Antoinette Karlick has taken over the 'Mademoiselle Modiste Shoppe. She will cater to such society as the Misses Loleta Poland, Dorothy Vittetoe, Char- lotte Paterson, and many other uhigher ups.', Evelyn XVright has returned from a tour of the Puyallup Valley. Carrie Stone is still complaining that her sister still takes her to a show only seven nights a week. Roman Tolentino is selling asbestos corn-cob pipes to the Eskimos. Mildred Piper recently announced her engagement to Clarence Engle. Bubbles Huey has just Hnished her latest talking picture sensation, Why Men Leave Home., Helen Taylor, world's fattest woman, has joined the Ringling Brothers Circus. Tweniy-four

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Ill lllllllllillllllililalllllllll IlI!iliilllIl!!l'liE !!!!lIIIIIiliiEi5.!!!!!lliiiliiilllllillllllll iiillliiillllllllllll E, the class of 1930 do, on this twenty-third day of May, in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and thirty, will and bequeath to Sum- ner High School and students as well as teachers thereof the following specified articles, on provision that they do cherish them till the day of their death and forever keep sacred the memory of this class: To Mr. Faulkner we leave our strong character. K'We trust that he will hold this class a worthy example for future senior classes. To the Juniors, our best wishes for next year. QThey'll need it.j To the Sophs, our worldly wisdom. To the Frosh, our worthy example. To Miss Poole we leave the Juniors, though we regret having to do it as she surely will have a job on her hands. To the tender care of Miss Swannack and Mr. Brooks we leave all the lov- ing cups in the trophy case. To Miss Hansen we leave the old curtains from the Club room to put in her future hubby,s den. To Junior Gear, Francis Chervenka's 'Qpermanentf' blonde locks. To the Janitors, our everlasting desire for neatness in the school building. To Polly Weick, anything but a Scotch disposition. To Leta Langston, Elva Huey's form. To Melvin Sanford, Pearly's ability to tickle and agitate the violin strings. To jake Rogel, we donate Irene Caster's artistic nose. To Elenora Nichols, Helen Loncke leaves her ability as a tennis player. To Erma Thalhimer, Velma McQueen leaves her dainty appetite. To jean Powell, Marjorie Goss leaves her blonde beauty and teasing ways. To Mrs. Taylor, we leave all our abandoned powder puffs, rouge, compacts, and lipsticks in Mr. Wadsworth's desk, to make up next year's Senior Play cast. To Miss Anderson we leave all our typing paper to give her quizzes on. To Rascal,' Alexander, Al Houston leaves his Rolls Ruff to step out in. Russell Smith leaves his number fifteens to be used in case of floods. Jim Schrengchst will donate his name to a certain junior girl who we are sorry to say has and probably never will donate anything to anyone anyhow. Clinton Corliss leaves a certain telephone operator to any lucky boy. To Esther Geiger, Jean Hummon leaves her pranks and monkey shines. To Walter Melhart, Don Sperling leaves his athletic build. To Doris and Vivian, we do leave the care of all Sumner shieks. To Jake Rogel, jim Schrengohst willingly leaves his ability to blush. To Bob McGandy, Antoinette Karlick leaves her good grades. To Ernie Rockway, Ed Waite leaves his facility in getting excuses. To Norma Brengman, Russell Smith leaves his appendix. We do hereby affix our names to this our last will and testament this twenty-third day of May in the year of our Lord A. D. 1930. -THE CLASS OF '30. Tuwnty-llarre

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ll ll!ll!lllllliliiilllllllllllllliliilll ll ll iill''ill!ll llllllllliilllilllllllllllll lglil Dorothy Sitts is author of a book, Calories and How We Get Them. Helene Loncke is being pursued by June Morris for the alienation of the affections of her husband, Kerlyle Johnson. Kenny Nelson has written a startling non-fiction book on the subject, Why Girls Walk Home, in three parts. Aline Johnson and Jean Hummon have been trying to prove to the wdrld that love is stronger than marriage. The eternal question, Which is safer, life insurance or alimony, has at last been proved by the great theologist, Chester Clifton. Mr. Clifton states that marriage is the safest way out of it. Carroll Arnold has divorced his wife, Gladys Wright. Ralph Backs, assistant garbage collector, was instantly killed late yester- day when he was struck by a powder can while in pursuit of a collar button that had found its way under the dresser. Irene Caster is general manager for the Castor Oil Company, Inc. Miss Marjorie Goss has just started a home for blind mice. A cemetery dedicated as a final resting place for cats after demise, will be run in conjunc- tion with this philanthropic work. Pearl Miller has taken over the position of advisor of the McMillan High School Campus Skwawkerf' Lawrence Backs has been employed on the R. K. O. fPantagesj circuit un- til recently when he got so hot that he blew out a fuse and caused a short. Mary Livesley has just been officially declared the world's tatting cham- pion, having tatted 14 pairs of baby socks in an hour. Myrle Miller, proprietor of the Flying U Rancho, recently shot and killed 15 cattle rustlers. Among the bodies found was that of her third husband, Max Rogel. Ed XVaite has just been sworn into the office of truant officer of S. H. S. After fifteen years of faithful and loving service, Al Houston has resigned his position as head janitor of the school, a position to which he was promoted in 1939. Andy Query, rising floor sweeper, has been appointed to fill the po- sition. Velma Cno longer Reynoldsj has been seen every day for the last five years pumping gas at the Sprague Service Station. Margaret Thomas is being sued for breach of promise for leaving Clint Corliss in the lurch. He waited at the wrong church for hours. Street Cleaner Pautzke and Mrs. James Pautzke fVelma McQueenj have reared their family on the adage that An apple a day keeps the doctor awayf' Ellen Princehouse passed away last night from the results of a swollen blackhead caused by lack of water and soap. Members of the class of '30 attended in a body to vociferate, in her sudden departure. A heart-felt time was had by all. In true European fashion, refreshments were served at daintily ap- pointed tables with small candy-filled caskets for favors. Mortician Ceda Yamamoto deserves congratulations on her ability as a host, and on her professional skill as an embalmer. Twf'11ly-fu'