Sul Ross State University - Brand Yearbook (Alpine, TX)

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The Registration Survival Kit As more and more students struggle through registration each semester it becomes apparent that some type of survival kit is needed to lessen the frustration, anxiety and helplessness some students experience while standing in lines, collecting class cards and paying out. Listed here are a few everyday household items which can be placed in a cardboard box and thus serve as a functional survival kit. Professional survival kits can be purchased for the low price of just $9.95 in Singapore, Guam and Cambodia. Additional items not listed here may be obtained and added to this survival kit depending upon the student’s mental and physical needs. ERASERS.... for use in eradicating pencil markings on trial schedules and miscellaneous forms on which errors have been made. Take in right hand. Rub gently or vigorously (whichever mood prevails) over error until 67.2 percent of the area is eradicated. Left-handed persons should operate eraser with left hand.Caution: Application of intense pressure may result in holes in material being erased. r 1 TENNIS SHOES.... the Surgeon Colonel recommends the use of special, high endurance tennis shoes, preferably those which have experienced no less than two years of actual wear and only three machine washings. Acceptable alternatives are roller skates, cowboy boots which meet similar standards, or subsequent styles of sandals. Gucci shoes are not permitted. ADHESIVE BANDAGES.... for bandaging and protection of blisters and other foot ailments which might occur to those who insist on wearing Gucci shoes. Bandages may also be used in emergency instances to repair pencils broken during periods of extreme frustration, mend broken nerves and torn checks. 14 student life

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AN ALGESIC ' TABLETS.... Industrial strength aspirin is recommended to combat cerebral pains or those which occur in the neck, lower back or posterior end. Recommended dosage is two tablets for adults and one tablet for children every four hours, not to exceed more than 12 tablets in a 24-hour period. A QUARTER OR THE EQUIVALENT IN CHANGE.... for emergency telephone call to parental units requesting that additional funds be sequestered to prevent over drafting of bank account. May also be used to call the Alpine Center for Mental Health and Retardation. EMERGENCY NUMBER.... Telephone number and address for the Alpine Center of Mental Health and Retardation. Professional help is available for those who feel listless and run down following completion of the registration process, or who have a compelling urge to go through registration a second time. AN ENGLISH DICTIONARY.... to impress professors while collecting class cards. Also prepares student for journey to bookstore where he must learn how to juggle books and checkbook. Recommended alternative is the 24-volume set of the Encyclopedia Britannica. student life 15