Sugar Salem High School - Blue and White Yearbook (Sugar City, ID)

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SUGAR CITY TIMES Artistic Job Printing SUGAR CITY IDAHO XLbcSalcni-Smgav Ibtgb Reboot WE OFFER GENERAL SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL CCURS S. We meet Idaho State requirements for a standard four year High School. Fill Equipment in Labratcries, Shops ard Kiichen. HOME EDUCATION IS BEST. SUGAR CITY IDAHO

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JUST ADAPTED. (Freshies’ Pastime.) 1 here was once a hoy named George Kirby, Who bought a goat to match his derby, One day that goat wanting to dine, Ate a red shirt right off the line. Then Kirby to the goat did say “Your time has come, you’ll die this day,” And he took him to the railroad track, And tied him there upon his back. The train then came, the whistle blew And the goat well knew, his time was due. But with an awful shriek of pain, Coughed up that shirt and flagged the train. CIVICS CLASS ON MONDAY MORNING, 11:15 A. M. Senior Student. — Mr. Oldham, will you please ex- plain again about Idaho’s Board of Equilibrium, (Equalization.) Mary, (in Latin class.) Mr. West, how can we determine in which case to put the object? Wr. West. — Why the object is always masculine, you know. In English I. — Ivy was asked to read this sentence: Hurrah! the circus is coming. Ivy’s interpretation. — Hurry, the crisis is coming. One of th e girls in Miss Young’s elocution class was heard to say immediately after Friday class, “I got that ‘Smack in school’ in the wrong place.” Mary. — Mr. West, did you bring your Lamb’s dales.

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“Hi there! Where did you get those trousers?” asked a Soph of a Freshie who happened to be pass- ing by, with a pair of remarkably short trousers on. “I got them where they grew,” was the indignant reply. “Then by my conscience,” said the Soph, “you ' ve pulled them a year too soon.” — Ex. in English I, discussing the verb shall and will, Mr. 01 lham. — Shall he be to school tomorrow? Luella (blushing). 1 do not know. Teacher, in Chemistry. — Ruth, will you tell me something that will not freeze? Ruth. — Hot water. Not Green but Growing. Mr. Phillips, (In penmanship). We must have posi- tion, feet flat on the floor, shoulders erect. (A short pause.) Ray why don’t you get into position. A NEW PHASE IN CHEMISTRY. Prof West in Chemistry class. — What is the sym- bol for matrimony, (antimony.) Frank (puzzled). We haven’t come to that yet have we. Mr. Oldham (in physics.) Miss Ricks, how do you work a pump? Mary.— I don’t know. Mr. Oldham.— With the handle, Miss Ricks, do rise to the occasion. Ray, (rather confused.) There is only room for one foot at a time under my desk. Frank, (reciting a memory gem,) To err is hum- an, to forget, (forgive) divine. Teacher, (in class.) Mary, will you tell a story. Mary.— I told one last Monday and you wouldn t be- lieve it.