Suffield Academy - The Pioneer Yearbook (Suffield, CT)

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Glaaa Paopfzecq Scene Hotel Roosevelt Pnvate suxte on seventeenth floor Trme 1968 the 25th reumon of the class of 1943 Suffield Academy The headwanter and manager are dlscussxng the seatmg plan It rs the manager who IS first to speak MANAGER Headwanter rf I could have a httle of your txme I would hke to know who IS snttmg at the head table HEADWAITER We have the class oflicers s1tt1ng here Monsxeur MANAGER Ah yes Isee Rodman Prlces nameplate here Isnt he the campangn manager for Roosevelts tenth term? HEADWAITER I belneve so however he spends most of h1s tnme betvs een Tobm s Race Track and Schultzs Meat Market What IS h1s roommate Godnksen domg? MANAGER Godlksen let me see now He has xnhented h1s fathers busxness and Ruth Banta and the couple are ranked first m I-Iartfords Blue Book Heres Guy Howes place He has recentlx dxscovered the phllosophers stone HEADWAITER The phllosophers stone' It s been proven that there s no such thmg' MANAGER I knovn but you can t tell Mr Home that' Speakmg of Home what s happened to Rockwell? HEADWAITER Certamly you must have heard of that promment Russxan news analyst' Why he s become so attached to that country that he has marrxed that famous ballet danseur Mary Smlth MANAGER Turnmg away from the head table whom do we have at the next one? HEADWAITER Commg over from Broadway IS that famous comedy team of Mac and Ed fHere comes an mterruptlon m the dxalogue A demonstratlon of thexr act follows the dnalogu now contmues the headwaxter speakxng J Srttmg at the same table are roommates Rozefsky and Ratner Roky IS commg from Santa Fe New Mexxco where he IS promment as the prestdent of the Camouflage Necktle Corporatnon MANAGER Yes I know I have a necktre by h1m fdnsplays an atroclously loud onej He s assxsted by jerry Ratner the mrssxng hnk HEADWAITER At the next table are Josef Wnehr Judson I.aFlash Lours Haase and Randy Tompkms Haase you know finally gave up the xdea of a frxctxonless tra1n speedmg through the arr However he has made b1ll1ons smce he xnvented that thnrd secret pocket for trousers MANAGER Randy better known as Mr Pepsodent has just won the Nobel Prxze for developmg an msect LaFlash has earned hns way to fame and wealth as a towcar expert Hrs fleet mcreases by the year HEADWAITER Punchard Wlehr xs commg from Chestnut H111 Boston where he IS handlmg the cheermg for the Boston College football eleven HEADWAITER They don t Im just a rooter of the great joe Wnehr just because they haven t vson a game smce 1942 doesn t mean that they don t have a good team' MANAGER Who are at the next table? HEADWAITER Bud Woodward Bob Coleman Errol Stern and Dave Dowe are to be there MANAGER Was Coleman that famous D A a graduate of that class? HEADWAITER Yeah he s the guy you set em up and Ill bust em What about Woodward? MANAGER He has succeeded Eugene D bs and Norman Thomas as the leading preacher of the socxalxst doctrme m the world He has hxs own way and a very clever one of wmnmg the Insh vote HEADWAITER Oh by the way I read m the Boston Advertxser that at last Murray Stern has finally settled down to one woman the bubble dan seur from the Rxtz What s happened to Dowe MANAGER He s certamly workmg mxracles nn Vermont nmagmc xt That of all states havmg a Democratnc Senator' I see that at the next table we have Garey Schaffmt Onegha Elhs and Grazxam' Oh of course how could anyone mxss readmg xn all the newspapers that Tracy Garey has just been appomted to the Lmguzshc Professorshxp at Harvard' HEADWAITER Yes he dzd com qutte a few words for the Englxsh language' MANAGER Speakmg of resndents of Torrmgton Imx Oneglla as nts mayor wxll tell about hrs vast Improvements nn the clty Runmng water ns now avanlable to all who can pay thenr taxes And hes m LIFE thus week for banmng Bob Ellns Suthelds latest gxft to Hollywood who ns currently starring wnth Shrrley Temple nn I Love It HEADWAITER I know It IS now showmg at Graznam s Drlve m Theatre whnch supplxes nts own red flxvvers Bull Schaffmt ns coming up from New Jersey where he IS tramxng for hxs tntle bout wxth Heavywenght champlon Mndshnpman Steve Doran better known m Amherst and Boston cxrcles as The Batman ' MANAGER Steve IS expected to attend He Herb Fnchtner Nell Matzek Rod Entlemar and Walter Johnson who estabhshed brxllnant records xn the War for Survnval are expected to come tomght The latest report from General Mal Kmg ns that he wnll be able to make nt tomght nt was rather dubxous at first he bemg so busy HEADWAITER Good Lord' If these people are commg I'd better warn the house detectrves ' I 1 l s Z . , . . 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61444 WJ! Know all men by these presents that we the class of 1943 Suield Academy being aware of the certainty of future army induction do make and declare this to be our last will and testament in the manner following to wit To Mr and Mrs Hahn and the Sufheld faculty we leave our sincere appre ciation and profound gratitude for their helpful guldance which will make us better qualifled to meet the problems of this disrupted world Jinx Oneglla wills his basketball ability to Martin Wooden We bequeath Rod Price s genuine school spirit leadership friendliness and talent for saving money to any capable Republican m the umor class Guy Howe leaves only that which is nailed down Bud Woodward leaves Murph but he ll be back Ed lAmherst is the only place in the world to live Critchett wills his friendliness and yovial spirit to any worthy Irishman in the future Senior Class Bob Coleman bequeaths his brawmness to Captain William Martin Harold Rokv Rozefsky most willingly leaves his quiet manner and depend ability to Bob Smith We leave Murray Stern s shovel to the one who will move it over We bequeath Bob Ell1s sk1ll in cutting classes to future mailmen Jerome Ratner leaves for Hartford Emil fstudy this you can t missj Godiksen wills his abihty to prognosticate exams to Spxc Crosbie We leave Joe Wiehrs unfailmg spirit and old brown suit to future Suffield We bequeath Tom CRat a tat tat I got chaj McG1llicuddy s skill in shoot mg down airplanes to the coming ace J P Hanley Tracy ZSSQSL Garey leaxes on the first bus for Tornten and Evelyn We bequeath Bud fl got one in every cxtyj LaFlashs charm to Lady killer Ziff Frank Rockwell leaves one of his Boston Debs to Barry Eng We bequeath David Dowes ability to Pratt Institute We leave Rudolf Tomkins perpetual grin to the junior Class Did you make much mtrous oxide Randy 5 We set up Mal King as an Example of a regular Suffield man to any individual in the Junior Class Steve Doran Herb Fichtner Rod Extleman Neil Matzek and Walt Johnson left for Uncle Sam s Armed Service a bit earlier than the remamder of the class We leave Henry Graziani s Red Roadster to be used as tank maternal Louis Haase r hands down his den of iniquity to David Eddy We bequeath Rzck s Place to Mr Hahn it s his problem We the brilliant Senior Class of 1943 leave Proclaimed this twelfth day of March in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and forty three in the second year of America s War of Freedom to be our last will and testament and hereunto we affix our names on behalf of the stalwart Senior Class of 43 Bud Woodward Harold Rozefsky Witnesses Five guys named Moc l C 3 Q 'U 3 , : ,, . ,, . . . . . ' . 9 5 , ll Hi.. Y - . ,, . ,, . . . f u n ' ' ' ' ' - u n ' 3 ' ' ' ' l . - . - - , - . . . . . N . . ,,, . . , . . . . . teams, with the hope that his good luck charm will go with them. , . . , . , . . . , . - D 6 :g-:g- y fe in I I u an - - -' - - ' V 1 ez Y- . ,, . - .. ,, . , . . . ll ,I ' , ' ' ' ' ' ll U3 . , . ! I 7 0 Y ' U ' '1 u rs ' ' i . . N . . . ,, . . , J . . , -un . , . , . . . , . . . , - , ' 1 x V ' Y ' . YI Il 2

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