Strathcona Tweedsmuir School - Paidia Yearbook (Okotoks, Alberta Canada)

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Brian Hoffmann C1977-19801 Brian has been trying to lose his Hbaby fatn Simon Goldstein C1969-19805 One of the officially recognized brains of the class, Simon is well known for his habit of never studying for tests and still acheiving huge percentages. Also one of our photographic nuts content when catching unsuspecting students in candid shots. His quick good humour keeps us awake during Math 31. Simon is going to England next year to complete his A levels. ever since he came here in grade 10. A masochist of high degree, he enjoys pumping iron and playing Rugby. Brian's exploits with the local police are legendary and his capability of inhaling beer demands respect. I, 313 Kevin Laurence C1975-19801 Probably one of the most self-confident and arrogant people in the world, Kevin looks down from his 6'lH height at anyone who doesn't play volleyball. A critic of everyone but himself, at least when his perpetual coma is disturbed, Kevin's dry remarks keep us laughing most of the time. He will be going to Queen's next year. I0

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Charmaine Connop C1979-l98OJ Charmaine left Okotoks for S.T.S. this year and has demanded respect ever since for conning Mr. Tottenham all year. If only he knew! Christened early in the year as Charmin' Charmen, she has quietly infiltrated the class with a serene smile and her unshakeable personality. Jay Cross C1972-19805 Jay has been here since the dark ages of grade five and has embarked on a political career through the Student's Council which can only end at 24 Sussex Drive. His incredible antics on cross-country skis and on the volleyball court, combined with his dis- gustingly high marks leave us in awe. Jay will be studying science at McGill University next year. Whitney deVries C1978-19805 We often wonder if that vacuous expression on Whitney's face comes from a lack of blood to his head which stands 6'2H high above the ground. He is also a great downhill skier having learnt in the wilds of Nelson, B.C.. He participates in almost all school teams--surprisingly with some success. 9

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David Longcroft C1975-l98OD Better known as nPiggyH, David's'prowess ex- tends far beyond mathematics and athletics. His sharp tongue and extensive vocabulary adds a cer- tain spice to every class he attends. David's passions run from science fiction to the con- tinual pursuit of women Che is renowned for his distinctive love lifel. David will be attending McGill University next year and studying econo- mics four country's finances now rest in his handsj. Melanie McCaig C1972-1977, 19803 Melanie peeked her head around the door of Biology class just before midterm exams this year and has been just as stunned ever since. Melanie joined us from a Swiss school after having been at a hoodlum senior high near downtowng Melanie has had a very varied education. She will probably be going to the University of Alberta next year. 1 n Norris Ng C1978-19805 j Norris has many claims to fameg his pro- ficiency at disco dancing, playing disco music on his recorder, science and math, and chasing lewailo Cround-eyedb women are legendary. Norris was last seen standing outside a porno movie on first street We feel that Norris has picked up the best aspects of our North American culture.