Stratford Central Secondary School - Collegian Yearbook (Stratford, Ontario Canada)

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COLLEGIAN, 1937. FOUR A! By D, H. Four A! the pride of our fair school. Who hasn't heard of us -renowned in love and war. We are the bright, intelligent 173 students who are appreciated by all, tthat is all in our classy and are the joy of the teachers. Mr. Bryan really admires our ex- tensive knowledge of the un- known world about us. While we are the joy of Mr. Fuller's life with our keen sense of mis- understanding in that difficult subject of Algebra that only bright people such as he can conquer and subdue. Our French is the pride of Miss Stuart's teaching tho everyone can not understand our so-called pro- nunciation. At music, our voices can't even be classed in the same category as canaries rthey are far superior to usl. With our famous forethought, we long ago realized what leaving our be- loved teachers would mean, so several of us are planning to stay another year to try and make up for the loss of the others. It is well-known that to punish us is a heart-breaking task for our tender-hearted teachers so we are sent across the hall to the office, which is so conveniently close at hand. But this seldom happens, be- cause our misdemeanours are so few and far between. So to those who would be bright and the pride of their teachers, come to us for lessons in that science we know so little about-ethics. My Virgil 'tis of thee, Short road to lunacyg O'er thee I rave. Another month or so, Of Studying this, I know Will send me straight below Into my grave. D. Durst, 4A. In 4A there's a boy M. King, He thinks he's a crooner like Bing. How our patience he tries, So we smother our sighs, 'Cause we know that he really can't sing. WANTED: One strong muzzle or silencer, by Miss F. Ross for J. McCardle. CTo be used before nine o'clock and one- thirty.J LOST: 1 perfectly good tongue, from excessive wagging. Finder please return to M. McMillan, 4A. In 4A there's a Mr. S. Pope, Of our class he's the pride, and we hope That he will not fail us Though teachers bewail us Because with our work we can't cope. There once was a girl so be- nighted, She never knew when she was slighted, She could go to a party, And eat just as hearty, As if she'd been really invited. Miss McQueen: Please state the difference between the words result and Hconsequencef' M. King iknowinglyiz Results are what you expect, and conse- quences are what you get. D. Durst tto M, Wardb: Do you know that that little dog you've got there bit me on the ankle? Ward: Well, what of it? You surely couldn't expect a little dog like that to bite you on the neck, could you? Mr. Adamson: What are cal- ories? D. Hollingworthz Oh, I've heard his band on the radio. Mr. A.: You've what? D. H.: Yes. Cab. Calorie and Paul Vitamin's too. Parsley, parsley everywhere, On my daily bill of fare. See that kippered herring staring At the silly sprig he's wearing. Be it steak or creamed potatoes, Oyster plant or grilled tomatoes, Squash or scrambled eggs or scradi Each must wear its little wad: Each must huddle underneath Its accursed parsley wreath. Parsley, parsley, everywhere. Darn! I want my victuals bare. CNot original.J G. Rogers: Did you ever see a little bird with a big bill? G. Jocelyn: Yes, I once ordered quail on toast in a fashionable restaurant. Mr. Fuller irecounting a tedi- ous storyl: And then the big brute threatened to blow my brains out. A voice from the back: And did he? D. Hollingworth Ito a little boy at Park gate on King St.l: Can you tell me if I can get through this gate to the park? Little boy: I guess so. A load of hay just went through. She: My dad gives me a dollar every birthday. I have seven- teen dollars now. He: How much does he owe you? Jean Collins: Well Audrey, I hear you've started slimming. A. Couche: Yes. My aunt died and she left me a pretty dress, but she was so small! STRATFORD, ONT. There's always a tie between father and son, the speaker told the class. An irate father, glaring at R. Fraser, And you can bet the son is wearing it. M. King: The clothes my tailor makes last for years. Look at that blue serge suit of mine. There's an example. McCardle: Yes, a shining ex- ample. HOW DO WE KNOW THAT SPRING IS HERE? By Doris Forbes, 48. Ordinary prophets, talk of equinoctial gales, hoar frosts and the return of crows and robins, as signs of spring. But we of the Collegiate Institute, have our own methods of forecasting that event which have stood the test of years. The fair sex at the Collegiate are casting longing eyes at the milliners' windows these days. The boys are skipping basketball and hockey practice and drag- ging reluctantly homeward to beat rugs and clean the cellar. Theie is no doubt that Spring is in the air when Mr. Bisson- nette begins to commandeer every available dish in the school in preparation for the annual rush in frogs' eggs. We have heard from reliable authority that Mr. Sprung was seen cast- ing longing glances at a yellow sports roadster in the show win- dow of a sales room. Mr. Priest's car has shown signs of spring growing pains and has actually increased two inches in size. Country pupils spend the noon- hour comparing notes on the arrival of spring lambs, the run of sap in sugar-bushes and the arrival of spring chickens. Another indication of spring is the hordes of small children whom we see with noses pressed flat against the glass of con- fectioners' windows, gazing in round-eyed wonder at the Easter creations in chocolate. The spring deluge of roller skates, skipping ropes and marbles has descended upon the city. Florists' windows are blossom- ing forth in pots of spring flow- ers, daffodils, tulips and hyac- inths. Andvlast, but not least, June examinations are just three months away! CELEBRITIES OF 4C. The students of 4C took their part in almost every branch of school life this year and were successful in bringing some of the honours to the form. Mary Harrison won equal hon- ours with Florence Zulauf for Page Sixty-three

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COLLEGIAN, 1937. STRATFORD, ONT. 4A. FORM TEACHER-IVIISS F. C. ROSS Mary Ballantyne, Jean Collins, Winnifred Conyard, Audrey Couch, Elizabeth Dempsey, Dor- othy Douglas, Aileen Fisher, Marion Forbeck, Dorothy Hol- lingworth, Jessie Holmes, Jean Low, Margaret Macmillan, Mary Meyer, Elizabeth Roberts, Mar- ion Root, Jean Smith, Ruth Waddington, Vivian Young. Joseph Blatchford, William Buchner, Douglas Burdett, An- tonio Chitovas, Donald Durst, Gerald Edmonds, Ralph Fraser, Gordon Jocelyn, Gordon John- ston, Melvin King, Kenneth Klopp, James McCardle, Keith McEwin, Thomas Patterson, Stewart Pope, George Rogers, Thomas Rust, Stephen Shivas, Robert Trethewey, Marvin Ward, George Whiteside. 3A. FORM TEACHER-MR. VV. R. BURNETT GIRLS: Annie Adamson, Velma Bailey, Gladys Bain, Lorene Bradley, Marie Brear, Mildred Capper, Betty Challenger, Ruth Col- clough, Gwendolyn Cookson, Barbara Crane. Betty Davis. Nora Dorland, Marion Douglas, Marie Dunseith, Shirley Easson, Jean Ewasick, Do1'othy Hairland, Nora Higgins. BOYS: Douglas Aitcheson, Kenneth Anderson, Robert Appel, William Aspinall, Frank Bailey, David Benner, Owen Borthwick, Angus Campbell, Frederick Clarke, Charles Corke, Allen Cornish, Jack Darling, Leo Davis. Donald Doherty, Charles Dunham, Will- iam Eckert, Kenneth Farrow, Robert Frank, Raymond Frost, Gilbert Gillies, Lloyd Gilroy, Robert Hamilton, Jack Hayter. Page Sixty-two 4B. FORDI TEACIEER-MISS A. M. STUART Grace Capling, Agnes Connelly, Muriel Cornish, Edith Fitz- george, Winnifred Garner, Mar- garet -Gillis, Marjorie Hardwick, Isabel Heidemann, Edna Holli- day, Janet Landreth, Phyllis Lee, Grace McKellar, Betty Mason, Shirley Moser, Marguerite Rein- hart, Marion Ross, Elizabeth Scott, Marion Smith Miriam Smith, Mary Stock, Dorothy Symonds, Dorothy Thistle, Irene Tout. Russell Allen, Jack Beatty, Lorne Gagen, Henry Kalbfleisch, Lindsay Mason, Joseph Morris, Earl Schweitzer, George Sebben, Lloyd Walker, Arthur Walkom, George Young, Gordon Young. 3B FORM TEACHER-MR. E. C. SHELLEY GIRLS Dorothy Holmes, Ruth Hotson, Mary Hoyle, Dorothy Hynd, Margaret Jesson, Dorothy Kalb- fleisch, Anne Kidnew, Irene Kirk, Ruth Klopp, Doris Knack, Lila Mackintosh, Jean MacLeod, Ona MacLeod. Dorothy McDonald, Betty McKenzie, Dorothy Mathe- son, Margaret Mitchell, Lillian Murie, Josephine Pinner. BOYS Ross Ingram, Tom Kane, Joseph Killoran, Victor Klopp, William Kropf, Marshall Law- son, Richard Lee, Donald Mac- Donald, Jerome McAtee, Donald McKellar, Albert Martell, Joe Mavity, Edward May, Fred Miller, Stewart Mulligan, Fred Murphy, Alvin Myers, Hugh Myers, Bruce Nickel, Bob Orr, John Robinson, Richard Thom- son. 4C. FORM TEACHER-MR. J. F. ADAMSON Maxine Brothers, Alona Cam- eron. Grace Casson, Marjorie Clark, Marjorie Harris, Mary Ha1'rison, Jean Hope, Helen Jones, Marjorie Lowe, Helene McCaffrey, Mabel McKague, Helen Nichol, Dolores Pratt, Anna Roberts, Ellen Shivas, Phyllis Thompson, Helen Walsh, Lois Welch, Isabel Withrow. William Asher, Russell Crerar, Kenneth Cunningham, Harry Dixon, Howard Dixon, Henry Furlong, Howard Graham, Grat- ton Hanlon, David Holmes, Jack Linley, William Manning, John Meyer, Ross Partridge, Marshall Pearson, John Preston, Henry Sanderson, D on al d Savage, James Semple, Lorne Small, Glen Wagner, Robert Young. 3C. FORM TEACHER-MR. C. A. BRYAN GIRLS Mary Myers, Peggy Orr, Evelyn Paff, Lois Plummer, Helen Preston, Norma Rawling, Margaret Rigg, Merle Robb, Margaret Roberts, Helen Robert- son, Marjery Schaus, Katheleen Scott, Jean Smith, Shirley Smith, Vera Smith, Joan Snelling, Frankibelle Spenceley, Jean Stewart, Dorothy Vanstone, Aud- rey Wagner, Evelyn Werner, Elsie Wettlaufer. BOYS Harold Peck, Kenneth Pigeon, Harold Pounder, Terence Quin- lan, Ray Ratz, Edwin Roedding, Lloyd Scorgie, John Sevigny, Bruce Shantz, Marley Shantz, Reginald Simpson, John Staples, Stanley Steenacker, Lionel Swat- ridge, Albert Tuckwood, Vernon Tuer, Cecil Wallace, Robert Withrow.

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0 4 N 4 r S P 0 COLLEGIAN, 1937 --1- STRATFORD, ONT. T:::::::::::::: ' :::: ': ::'H f: :: f::::::::::'v it 1: ,C :E rl 2' 'C 1' 1 ' ' 11 9 .1 ,I N 'ir , se a' 4, 4 1 4 N Q 4 4, 1' Stratford C II ' t V t' l 1' .1 o egla e- oca Iona , 1: 1: 4, ' I 1, 4, 1 rlSl'll'Ut2 5 4 S 0 QE EIGHTY-THIRD YEAR Q, i 0 ,E CHOOL is situated on St. Andrew Street on the left bank of the i 1, River Avon. :E 4, Provision is made on the time-table for the following courses: E :I General, Entrance to Normal School for First-Class Public School Ia ff Teachers, Junior and Senior Matriculationg General and Special 11 1, Commercial Courses. 1: P 51 The Academic work of the Collegiate Institute is generally taken in il ,I five years - two in the Lower, two in the Middle and one in the Upper ,I ,I School. 4, P P il The Commercial course requires three years, and also includes a special II 31 one-year course composed of students who have spent at least three years 1, ,I in the Academic School. 1: P I 1: There is also a first-class department of Manual Training and Do- 'I If mestic Science, as well as an excellent department of Music open to all I: E, students. 'E ,l The teaching staff includes specialists in all departments. 'I 'r 1, Extra-curricular activities have the support of the board and staff. 'i 1, Proficiency in calisthenics, athletics, gymnastics, oratory and debating is 3 1, encouraged. I1 EI BOARD OF TRUSTEES FOR 1937 if , r 11 H. H. Dempsey, Chairman F 4 1, A. Abraham R. M. Trow Dr. W. H. K. Crehan :E 1: R. J. Easson H. M. Patterson E. T. Griffith 1: I A. T. Capper W. C. Sealy J. H. Rodgers 2 if Dr. E. H. Eidt, Secretary-Treasurer E 4 :E W. L. Sprung, B.A., Principal 1, it 2 , S , U o,,:: -::::::::::::::::::::f::::::::::::::::::vv --:J KINDLY PATRONIZE OUR .ADVERTISERS