Stratford Central Secondary School - Collegian Yearbook (Stratford, Ontario Canada)

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COLLEGIAN, I930 LOST Latin homework in a Latin text- book. Book valuable as keepsake and the homework is very useful. Apply Fox, ZD. SCHOOL NOTES Want Ads l. Widow wants washing. 2. A horse to do the work of a country minister. 3. Mr. Bare, furrier, begs to an- nounce that he will make furs, coats, etc., for ladies out of their own skins. 4. Bird Cage and parrot offered by a refined lady, having green fea- thers and a yellow beak with a black ring around neck. IN A NUTSHELL Once upon a time, dear children, there lived a king in the land of ldontknowwhere and he was not happy and his kingdom prospered not. And calling together all the wise men of that land he said unto them: O savants, tell me what is wrong that my country does not prosper even as the kingdom of Droftats: tell me the truth or l shall cut off your heads. Whereat the wise men were sore dismayed and would have liked to vanish had not Keeko left his ma- gic wand at home. And all eyes fell on Manna who slipped to the king and bowing low and long he said: HO king, may you live forever. And the king replied: 'ilt is for you to see to it that l do! Proceed! And the Wise man spake on, O king, you shall live forever but your kingdom does not prosper because the royal bookkeeping system is old- fashioned and cumbersome. And the king was exceeding angry and straightway besought him his chief executioner and gave orders that he might cut off the head of the in- solent wise man. These things having been Clone and his anger having been some- what appeased, he asked what was the best thing in the respect to the doing. Since it was replied him nothing, it befell that the king thought that perhaps the old man had right and he fain would have dropped a tear, had it not been for the fact that he wore spectacles. Nevertheless it was permitted the wise men to speak as they would. And each in his turn gave much advice and theories on the delicate art of bookkeeping. And after much waste of words, after which the king grew restless, and seemed as if he would order a few executions, the bold Aferod approached the king: and having respectfully scraped he spake: O king, you shall live for- ever but if you want your kingdom to do the same with you, you must telephone the Loochighhs fpro- nounced hi-skooll for a graduate of Special Commercial to take over the Royal Accounts and lo! in a twinkl- ing, at a blow, your sick system will be well again and your kingdom will prosper forever and a day. And the king did as he was bid and he lived happily ever after. The End. Margaret Lowe: What are you vi doing to-night, Lawrence? Scobbie: 'Tm taking up at the Y. M. C. A. Margaret Lowe Csimpering sweet- lyl: Oh are you going to be a farmer, too? fencing l , Miss Stuart: Clive the pres. in- die. of the verb 'to sleep,' Kaufman. Dave fdreamilylz Hfennuie, tu clozes, il snooze, nous snorons, vous disturbez, ils awakentf' T Stranger at S. C. I.: How do you do! l've heard so much about you! Alma Richards: But you will have a hard time proving it. 142-

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COLLEGIAN, 1930 NOTES AND COMMENTS The little talks that Mr. Adamson gives on Home-ibaking are very helpful and instructive and it is a safe bet that none of us will forget the baking powderior yeast in our future attempts at that art. THE PERPLEXITY COLUMN Ernie asks: For some time l have been going with a young lady friend, taking her to church, dances and what not. l should like to know if it would be all right for me to take her to the theatre alone? Ans.:-Certainly not. We sug- gest that you take your father along. Bridges asks:-Can you tell me a new excuse to give Mr. Cameron? K Ans.:-No. We have a hard enough time thinking up our own excuses. COMMENTS A few dozen ear trumpets are Wanted for use in second form dur- ing French Period. Stan Frazer is so well up in his languages that he speaks French in- stead of English when he means Latin. Doesn't Ken. look well in that rugby helmet of Will's? Battersby needs only l79 to pass in Latin. Did you ever hear Andy lVl.cln- tosh play a trumpet? Why was ZD beaten by 2C in bas- ketball? Was it the absence of Han- lon? We wonder. NEW BOOKS 'iThe Undone Homework -By Cyril Gilliland. How to Use a French Diction- ary -by P. D. Smith. uOratory Simplified -by Morris Hay. Cookery Hints -By M. Neth- ercott. An Oasis in the Desert -By Robert lVlee. WANTED A detective to capture a ghost who shoots paper wads at noon and occasionally during Latin period. Apply ZC. MEMORIES l sometimes wonder as older we grow How many will l recall At the school beside the Avon Vfhere the waters gently fall? Where We worked with a will from till four, nine Teachers and scholars in tune. Then blundered out six hundred and more Like bumblebees in June. ln memory we'll see the boys at play, Under those shady trees, Rugby or baseball 'twas always the same- jolly fellows? Yesg were we. As through this World our way we make With courage, its knocks and blows to take. Shame on those whose thoughts ne- ver Hy Back to the days at the S. C. l. Yes, those days we must surely re- member As the years roll swiftly by, And the boys we hope to meet again The boys of the S. C. l. There was a nice boy named Vic In the gym capered agile and quick His chums to his woe Filled his boots up with snow Now he really thought this was too thick fpoor Vicj . LOST A thoroughbred terrier by an el- derly gentleman, with black feet and black patch over right eye. Answers to name of Jiggs. ....4Im

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COLLEGIAN, I930 1 JUNIOR LITERARY EXECUTIVE E. Cosford, D. Myers, M. Hay, S. Johnson, D. Smith. JUNIOR LITERARY SOCIETY Early in October there was some excitement in Lower School owing to the elections of Junior Literary Society. The candidates did a great deal of campaign work and there was some question as to who would be elected. The results which were very satisfactory, were as follows: President-Monis I-Iay. Ist Vice-President 1 Sydney Johnson. Znd Vice-President - Dorothy Smith. Secretary-Doris Myers. Treasurer-Ted Cosford. The various forms were represent- ed by: 2A-Douglas Nickel 1 Patricia Smith. 2B-I-Iarold Roper-Ann Stev- enson. ZC-Eric Webb-Katherine Pig- eon. ZD- CZA-Marie Garbutt. CZB-Mildred Dannecker-Goh don Black. IA-Catherine Nicols 1 Allan Klopp. IB-Dorothy Farrow 1 Fred Gray. IC-G. Seigner-Frank Wik. ID-Dorothy Ruthig - jack Smith. IE-Fred Tomlin. CIA-Blanche Basset. CIB-Ellen I Iayhow - Graham King. The first open meeting of the junior Literary Society was held in the Assembly I-IaII on Gctober 3Ist. On opening the meeting the presi- dent, Morris I-Iay gave an excellent and appropriate speech in which he thank-ed those who elected him. ZB, IB, ZA, IA and the corresponding commercial forms were responsible for the interesting program. Gert- rude Theodore and Ann Stevenson gave pleasing piano solos. Donald i431