Stratford Central Secondary School - Collegian Yearbook (Stratford, Ontario Canada)

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COLLEGIAN, 1930 n I, 7 ' 7.1 'Y ' 5 i 5 , iq E i i, fri E E 5 I A : r ' v . :Q 2 E E I 1 - g'ff!.'.,'2 I!! !22 5 .. N I T xii L 4 il. A ' an fi ITX Don Kennedy is seriously thinking of changing his dog's name from Queenie to Mars because from all indications she appears to be in- habited. Meadie McKay: I'll give you a wallopf' Boyes: 'iDon't, I wouldn't know how to eat it. Mr. Adamson: Are there any questions? Mccvaffreyz Yes sir. l-low do you calculate they horse-power of donkey-engine ?!9 Mr. Bissonnette: Name a liquid that won't freeze. Les Fraser: Hot water. Mr. Burnett: Nl suppose you have been through Algebra? Lawson: Yes sir, but l went through at night and didn't see the place. Miss Massey: You remember the story of Daniel in the lion's den don't you Bob? Bob Mee: Yes ma'am. Teacher: What lesson do you learn from it? Meer We sh.ouldn't eat every- thing we see. Mr. Adamson: What causes fos- silized trees? Sylvester: The wind makes them rock. Mr. Bryan: Why was Columbus so anxious to find a new world? Burston: I think he was looking for a place to park. -85 MacNicol fafter shave? : Gimme a glass of water. Barber: What for? MacNicol: I want to see if my mouth will hold water. Miss McGregor, referring to a part in Henry IV: His breath came in short pants. fl...oud grins were heard, at this? Mr. Cameron: They'll soon be having a license on cats. Mary Nethercott, Cin a loud whis- per? : Oh for cat's sake. Donald Kennedy is going to the bow-wowsn according to Miss Ross. Mr. Adamson: The relative hu- midity of this room is 4.4. Cwe wonder if this could possibly be the school spirit. Q We wonder if it is the office door which has the panes in it, or the of- flce. CAN YOU IMAGINE George Stevenson and Jack Neil- son closing their locker door? Marion Smith failing in any sub- ject? Mr. Adamson and Howard Galla- way being taken for twins? Rina without Mary? The majority of the first formers over 4M feet tall? Mary Nethercott coming to school with her hair arranged the same way, three days in succession? The S. C. V. l. allowed more than one dance a year? Anyone absent-minded enough to go to school on Saturday?

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COLLEGIAN, l930 How Jacky Canuck became Grand Wazir of Khorassan Let him approach at once. Hold back these envious hordes. What ho! -a princely Gift. O marvellous!--a package more rare than jewels. O gold-and-White covered cubes of ecstasy! Long have I wanted a box of that great Western comfit Neilson's jersey Milk Chocolate and never couldll get one through because of the greed of my attendants. Let this thrice welcome stranger be rewarded above the first of my subjects. In such impassioned terms did the Sultan of Khorassan greet Iacky Canuck from Canada as that intrepid lad journeyed East in search of adventure and, having saved the greatest of his trading treasures, a 5 dozen box of Neilson's jersey Milk Chocolate Bars, for the eye of the Sultan alone, was duly and properly rewarded with the lordly position of Grand Wazir of Khorassan. Then by establishing a fleet of aeroplanes between the Court and the Neilson plant in far away Toronto he was able to maintain a constant stream of cases of Neilson's Chocolate Bars for the Sultan's private use and thus made his position doubly secure. Of course, in due time, he shared the Sultan's throne and bossed the Kingdom. Y Emi! JERSEY i ll i THE BEST MILK CHOCOLATE MADE - -841 l

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COLLEGIAN, 1930 The Betrayal. tContinued from page 823 Samson, Samson, awake! the Philistines are upon you! To her utter dismay he arose and broke the withes like thread and slew the entire company of soldiers as easily as she could crush a colony of ants. Then was Delilah even more de- termined to find her husband's se- cret. To her deep hatred of him was added her hurt pride, for she realized that Samson did not intend to confide in her, and she even doubted if she ever had meant any- thing to him. Day after day she re- proached him, wept bitter tears and pleaded with him. Samson was be- wildered with her behavior. Twice he tried to gain peace by telling her fanciful thoughts of what caused his strength. Each time she trusted and believed him, and then, strangely to say, a band of Philistines would at- tack him, and he would be forced to reveal the fact that he had not told her the truth. .3 QUQ l YlUQOQUlHllliU1 QCQ1 QQ Don't Forget to ! Try HEADS LU CH Q For PIE, ICE CREAM and g LUNCHES i 125 Ontario St. i Phone 327 v 0.0101 it it iuioininim 3 ri :Lois l-ler reproaches began to take on a bitter note, and she declared that he did not love her, for he had mocked and lied to her three times. Finally he became vexed to death aud told her his secret. It would have been better if he could have seen the gleam in Delilah's eyes as he revealed his secret, for she re- alized that this time she had the truth. He told her that he could ne- ver have the hair shaved from his head or he would become weak as a child, because he was a man of God. Delilah went once more to Shi- loh and he frowned at her words. lt would be well for you, he said, that you have not made a mis- talie this time. Already this has been the death ot A hundred and twenty of my men. You shall have one more chance. Dagon pity you if this should fail! lt will not failli' Delilah cried. He has confided all to nie. The time for my revenge has come. l lgnow it. fC0ntinued on page 911 OFUQOQ QI Q YQUQOQOQOQI Q1 Q 7QOQ10:Q E E THE ' 2 THE WHYTE 5 i PACKING CO. g Wholesale and Retail g PACKERS i Fresh and Cured Government i Inspected Meats I Heed Office i i STRATFORD, oNTAR1o E Q CANADA E I i e Plants e g Toronto, Montreal, Brockville and ! Mitchell. ' Q Retail Stores v ' Stratford C25 Mitchell ill i St. Marys 615 i 3 920101014 iuznznioioioic 10101050 -3 6-