Stratford Central Secondary School - Collegian Yearbook (Stratford, Ontario Canada)

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COLLEGIAN, l930 How Jacky Canuck became Grand Wazir of Khorassan Let him approach at once. Hold back these envious hordes. What ho! -a princely Gift. O marvellous!--a package more rare than jewels. O gold-and-White covered cubes of ecstasy! Long have I wanted a box of that great Western comfit Neilson's jersey Milk Chocolate and never couldll get one through because of the greed of my attendants. Let this thrice welcome stranger be rewarded above the first of my subjects. In such impassioned terms did the Sultan of Khorassan greet Iacky Canuck from Canada as that intrepid lad journeyed East in search of adventure and, having saved the greatest of his trading treasures, a 5 dozen box of Neilson's jersey Milk Chocolate Bars, for the eye of the Sultan alone, was duly and properly rewarded with the lordly position of Grand Wazir of Khorassan. Then by establishing a fleet of aeroplanes between the Court and the Neilson plant in far away Toronto he was able to maintain a constant stream of cases of Neilson's Chocolate Bars for the Sultan's private use and thus made his position doubly secure. Of course, in due time, he shared the Sultan's throne and bossed the Kingdom. Y Emi! JERSEY i ll i THE BEST MILK CHOCOLATE MADE - -841 l

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COLLEGIAN, l930 DCOIKlifDilPQKDll510-0Q0i0Q0i0i0l0i1iQ!lllli0i0lllQOQOQOQ0l Q Eventually You Will Use Electric Refrigeration Why not NOVV? There are three times as many FRIGIDAIRES in use as all others combined. FRIGIDAIRE is the choice of the majority. Product of General Motors TH OS. E. H EN R Y, Distributor 32-36 Erie Street, Stratford, Ontario Oi Q Q Q IQ!illlil!iillilli0QOQ0i0i0i0il!i0Q0i01Ui i i lil Strong and stalwart Charlie Hayes, Perchance you'll set yourself ablazeg But since you tower above the trees The blaze will scarcely reach your knees! lm, Q1QIlQ0i1,ilQ1iQ!lQlli0QKDQ!Dilli0i0i0QOQKIQOQOQ I Q Q Q0 QUALITY All' A PRICE Remarkable Values in Solid Walnut Furniture Ask your dealer to show you our beautiful Dining-Room and Bedroom Suites, in solid and veneered Walnut, that are now Within reach of every pocketbook. The Stratford hair Co. S'T1RATFf0rRlD, 'O'NTAlR1I'0 Manufacturers of Dining-Room and Bedroom Suites, Office Chairs, Rockers and Odd Tables Fifi- Q illlllllllil-llDQ010i0QOQKDQOQOQ010l0i0i01 i Q Q lil

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COLLEGIAN, 1930 n I, 7 ' 7.1 'Y ' 5 i 5 , iq E i i, fri E E 5 I A : r ' v . :Q 2 E E I 1 - g'ff!.'.,'2 I!! !22 5 .. N I T xii L 4 il. A ' an fi ITX Don Kennedy is seriously thinking of changing his dog's name from Queenie to Mars because from all indications she appears to be in- habited. Meadie McKay: I'll give you a wallopf' Boyes: 'iDon't, I wouldn't know how to eat it. Mr. Adamson: Are there any questions? Mccvaffreyz Yes sir. l-low do you calculate they horse-power of donkey-engine ?!9 Mr. Bissonnette: Name a liquid that won't freeze. Les Fraser: Hot water. Mr. Burnett: Nl suppose you have been through Algebra? Lawson: Yes sir, but l went through at night and didn't see the place. Miss Massey: You remember the story of Daniel in the lion's den don't you Bob? Bob Mee: Yes ma'am. Teacher: What lesson do you learn from it? Meer We sh.ouldn't eat every- thing we see. Mr. Adamson: What causes fos- silized trees? Sylvester: The wind makes them rock. Mr. Bryan: Why was Columbus so anxious to find a new world? Burston: I think he was looking for a place to park. -85 MacNicol fafter shave? : Gimme a glass of water. Barber: What for? MacNicol: I want to see if my mouth will hold water. Miss McGregor, referring to a part in Henry IV: His breath came in short pants. fl...oud grins were heard, at this? Mr. Cameron: They'll soon be having a license on cats. Mary Nethercott, Cin a loud whis- per? : Oh for cat's sake. Donald Kennedy is going to the bow-wowsn according to Miss Ross. Mr. Adamson: The relative hu- midity of this room is 4.4. Cwe wonder if this could possibly be the school spirit. Q We wonder if it is the office door which has the panes in it, or the of- flce. CAN YOU IMAGINE George Stevenson and Jack Neil- son closing their locker door? Marion Smith failing in any sub- ject? Mr. Adamson and Howard Galla- way being taken for twins? Rina without Mary? The majority of the first formers over 4M feet tall? Mary Nethercott coming to school with her hair arranged the same way, three days in succession? The S. C. V. l. allowed more than one dance a year? Anyone absent-minded enough to go to school on Saturday?