Strasburg High School - Senoracle Yearbook (Strasburg, OH)

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Can You Imagine - -- Eddie Weber keeping quiet in the library? Edgar 'Beef Border having the lead in Who Wouldn't Be Crazy ? Johnny Paul Miller with little feet? Peg Dreher without giggling? Irene Dreher without dimples? Dorothy Garver without a boy friend? Marjorie Hanner without talking? Bill Dreher being a sissy? Rosemary Weinman without curly hair? Strasburg School without a good basketball team? Chester Loos being a dwarf? ' Dorothy Kernmerle without Rich ? John Schlemmer without any money? Betty Yackey with a boy friend? Carl Doney with long curly hair? K Garver Wallick without a girl? Tommy Krantz being an orator? Doris McGon1al with black hair? A Fish Story One day Ramon Renner and Mr. Roby went to a lake to fish. They fished all afternoon but were unsuccessful. About time for sup- per, Ramon caught a Bsh and Mr. Roby also got one. Mr. Roby said, Gee, Ramon! This is a marvelous spot to Hsh. You mark it so We can come out here again tomorrow. That night as they were going home Mr. Roby asked, Hey Ren- ner, did you mark that good fishing spot? Sure, said Ramon, I put an 'X' on the bottom of the boat. You dumb thing, said Roby, we may not get the same boat tomorrow. Oh Professor! The absent-minded professor called his biolog class to order shortly after lunch hour. Our special work this afternoon, he said, will be cutting up and inspecting the inward workings of a frog. I have a frog in my pocket here to be used as a specimen. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a paper sack, shook its contents out on the table, and out rolled a nice looking sandwich. The professor looked at it, perplexed, scratched his head and muttered, That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch.

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Six Easiest Questions in History 1. When was the War of 1812? 2. Who wrote We11's Outline of History? 3. Which two countries fought in the Spanish - American War? 4. In what season did Washington spend the winter in Valley Forge? 5. What was approximate duration of the Hundred Years War? 6. Describe Swiss Navy. I To miss a kiss Is more amiss Than it would be To kiss a missg Provided that The kiss you miss The miss herself Would never miss. But if you try To kiss a miss With whom a kiss Would be amiss You'd better always Miss the kiss. LANDING A PASSENGER Ruth rode in my new cycle car, In the seat in back of meg I took a bump at fifty-five, And rode on ruthlessly. FINIS He saw her home, The hour was late: They paused a bit, Just at the gate. Pd like a kiss, He shyly said, She ran - he got The gate instead. Bite off more than you can chew, Then chew it. Plan more than you can do, And do it. Hitch your wagon to a star, Keep your seat and there you are. -Anon

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