Strasburg High School - Senoracle Yearbook (Strasburg, OH)

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Siamese Twins Quartet',' Babe 'Tarzan' Reiger A Dam View Seniors as eighth graders Flea-is? 'Pop' Roby Free Wheeling llDot97 Three Musketeers Travelers Chug! Chug! Tourists Carol, Peg, Glenda, George, Bob 8a Lloydie at a tender age. Studying? 'The Senior Sextettev ffmuffr' Yum! Yum! KCRed!l

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Geeve eet to hee-em! Padd1ers Did We Miss Any? Witnesses Ouch!', Waiting Brig and Irene Playmates Hans and Margaret Y. Freshmen Schenk and Renner Junk Mig and Bill Three Mi1kmaids Three Cheers Marj, Eddie and Do

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I OKES Beg your pardon, but what is your name, sir? the hotel clerk asked Ramon Renner. Name! echoes the indignant Ramon, who had just signed the register, don't you see my signature there? Of course, answered the clerk. That's what aroused my curiosity. Tailor: When your father sent you for samples of cloth didn't he say what material he wanted? Small boy: I don't think it matters, sir. He wants to use them for pen-wipers. Marge: Fizz is such a dear! He is going to teach me to play cards so that I'l1 know all about it after we're married. Do: That,s nice. What game is he going to teach you? Marge: I think he called it solitaire. They're hidden sitting in the swing in the moon- light alone. No word broke the stillness for half an hour until- Suppose you had money, she said, what would you do? He drew out his chest in all the glory of young manhood, I'd travel. He felt her warm, young hand slide into his own. When he looked up, she had gone. In his hand was a nickel! I understand, said a young woman to another, that at your church you are having such small congregations. Is that true? Yes, answered the other girl, so small that every time the rector says 'Dearly Beloved' you feel as if you had received a proposal! Officer: Hey! Pull over to the curb, lady. Do you know that you were going 75? Hope: Isn't it marvelous! And I just learned to drive yesterday! And now, asked Mr. Pfeiffer, will anyone give me an example of an indirect tax, please? The dog tax, answered Jim Corell. Why do you term that an indirect tax? Because the dog doesn't pay it. u Mr. Schlemmer: Our John will be in the hospital a long time. Mrs. Schlemmer: Why, have you seen the doctor? Mr. Schlemmer: No, but I have seen his nurse. Reporter: To what do you attribute your great age? Grandpa: To the fact that I was born so long ago! ls your new horse a dray horse? asked the in- quisitive lady. lt's a brown horse-and cut out the baby talk! said Suchie. at u What's wrong, Paul? asked his wife. My razor, boomed the voice within the bathroom. lt doesn't cut at all! Donit be silly. Your beard can't be tougher than the linoleum-it cut that fine. . an Ted: Father, my Sunday School teacher said if I'm good I'1l go to Heaven. Mr. Lohrman: t'Well? Ted: Well, you said if I were good, I'd go to the circus. Now, I want to know who's telling the truth. If you try, to kiss me I'll call Mother. 'tWhat's the matter with your father? Oh, he isn't as deaf as mother is. u Richard doesn't love me any more, she sighed. Why, Dorothy, said her mother, I heard him say last night that you were one girl in a thousand. Yes,', said Dorothy, but he used to say I was one girl in a million. :S HIGHER EDUCATION 1Collected from school papersl Benjamin Franklin's father was a tallow chandelier. The ancient Greeks planted colonists for their food supply. Sir Walter Raleigh was once put out when a ser- vant found him with fire in his head. The heart is located on the west side of the body. The Romans were too thickly populated to be very confortable. Girl: My face is my fortune. Boy: Oh, so you're on relief. Bob Deibel: I keep all the money I earn under my mattress. Jarl McClure: Why do you keep it there? Bob: So I'll have something to retire on. -illianz We had our roof fixed and the carpenter didn't charge us anything. Rosemary: Why not? Lillian: Oh, he said it was on the house. It Happened at the Wentz on New Yea.r's Eve- How old are you? Lloyd's partner asked him. I've not told my age since I was 16, answered Lloyd. Oh, you'1l tell your secret some time, she said. Oh, no, answered Lloyd, I've kept it a whole year already. cc at June: Did you read in last night's paper about the little boy who found 251,000 sewed on the back of the dress of his grandmother who died? Juanita: Yes, that was a lot of money to leave behind, Wasn't it? Phyllis: Why, Cheese Miller, why do you have your socks on wrong-side out?,' Cheese: Oh, my feet got hot so I turned the hose on them. Martha Rose: I've worked this problem eight times, Mr. Jones. wir. Jones: Very good and thorough. Martha Rose: Here are my eight answers. Teacher Cduring a written English testi: Write a sentence with the word 'analysis' in it. Pupil's exam paper: The teacher told us to look up the word 'analysis' in the dictionary. Fat Schlemmer: That woman must be a mind reader. By just looking at me she could tell I had an operation for appendicitisf' Bud Johnson: What did she say? Fat: l:She said, 'That boy doesn't seem to be all t ere? Vita Smith Cto Mr. Pfeifferj: What is the capital of Alaska? Mr. Pfeiffer: Juneau. Vita: No, I don't know-I'm asking you. The Tigers were admiring the belt buckles which they had received as runners-up for District Champs. On the buckles were the letters HSAA CHigh School Atheltic Associationl. Lloyd Haas looked at his and said, Why. they spelled my name wrong. ,