Stow Monroe Falls High School - Stoanno Yearbook (Stow, OH)

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CLASS PROPHECY We all know what has happened to the class of '58 over the past few years. As we look ahead, we wonder what will bcome of our friends and class- mates in the future. Let us turn on our supersonic-time-o-meter, given to us by our good friend Captain Zero, to the year of l968 and see what has transpired over the ten years after graduation. We will start on the east coast in New York. On Broadway in the hit plays of the year, we see three of our girls as stars. They are LUCIE MOR- RISON Ileading lady of our Junior playl, VALERIE CAUDILL, and KENDRA DOWNING. Setting the stage for these stars are the best stagemen in the business: FRANK and BILL MUSHISKY, LORENZO KISAMORE, BILL GOD- BEY, and DENNIS RICHARDS. As we pass the Metropolitan Opera House, we see another familiar name in lights. It is that of Mr. DAN JONES. He is now a great operatic singer and producer. We see GARY BAKER has his own Jewelry shop here. The name of it is Tiffanyos. JIM HURD is the star player of the New York Yanks. A world famous modeling agency here in New York is run by BUD STEELE and CHARLES TEN- NEY. Now we turn to our favorite spot on the map - Stow, Ohio. As we scan Stow Corners, we see a large building which houses the ARMSTRONG Body Building Gymnasium. Next to that is a small building in which BECKY EVERETI' gives advice to students on how to get along with your teachers. There is now a quaint little photography shop owned by DOYLE CARPENTER. I guess he's try- ing to be another Bob Cummings. His top models are MARY KINSEY and JUDY DePEW. JUDY's husband, PHIL FREDERICK, has a chain of laundro- mats all over the country. DARRYL HICKEY has his own construction and ditch digging company. As a sideline, he and his wife raise Do-Hickeys. DON and DICK BENNETT are proprietors of their own chain of Shell service stations. lt's only right that while we are in Stow that we visit our Alma Mater. Our time-o-meter shows us some new teachers. They are JANE CLARK, Home Ec., ROGER LANGE, Band Director, and the Coach this year is RUSS FOURMAN. What's that horse and wagon coming down 9I? Well it's ROSS HOLDEN keeping in touch with all his classmates. He collects their junk weekly for his junk yard. Good Heavens! Is that a flying saucer in the sky? Oh no, it's only MARILYN SHAVER doing some stunts with some Mulvany air craft. There's KATHRYN SHAMBLYN, I under- stand she just returned from the Olympics with her gold medal - Cflour that isl. As we glance through the trailer park, we see MARGE SMITH breaking the 5 M.P.H. speed limit as she chases her little McGoverns. Let's take a quick look at the new world fam- ous Smorgasbord. Well, well, CARL WALTER is no longer Board Boy but owner. CAROL WYLE has advanced from waitress to hostess. Now she gets to hire the girls. Why, whose hand is that on the Sheaffer Pen advertisement on T.V.? lt's JOE BURIAN'S. Well, there's CONNIE GODFREY on KYW T.V, frantically waving her spatula at her viewers. She has her own Home Economy show now. As we turn the dial on the time-o-meter to Washington D.C., we see DEANE HAMILTON in a conference with JOHN CORLEY. DEANE is the Vice-President of the U.S. and JOHN is a five star general. We see JACKIE WITNER, JUANITA BUTLER, CARMEN FULPER, and BONNIE SELDERS singing as a quartet with Billie Graham. In West Virginia JIM HARLEY is a famous disc jockey. Elvis has been replaced by BUD TICK HILL and his guitar. JIM plays a new album of Westerns by MILDRED MACKEY. Also in West Virginia, WILMA LAWIS and BERTHA CROSS have opened a Lonely Hearts Club. TOM JOHNSON is their biggest problem. In Florida we see the Saxe Racing Stables. Here the former JOYCE KLINE Inow Mrs. Saxel is feeding the horses as MARGE JACKSON waters them. NORMA JONES and her husband Mr. Nigh- man are the Saxe's best Customers. Florida is the home of the Cross Country Pogo Stick Co. owned by DON WITNER. RALPH CAPILA runs a tall man's clothing store. JUDY CORNELL designs and sells women's lingerie. HELEN CARACCIOLO and MARY LOU VACHA are neighbors. Their husbands, RON BEVINGTON and DICK VAN SISE, are co-owners in a chain of Isaly stores. TIM STEMPLE is a professional golfer here. Off the Florida Keys we see BILL HUNT and BOB HUMPHREY diving for buried treasures. continued on page 92

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CLASS WILL We, the members of the SENIOR CLASS of l958 at Stow, Ohio, all supposedly being of sound mind, memory, and body, do make and declare this to be our last will and testament. To the FACULTY we give any bits of information and knowledge that they might have obtained from our recitations, exam papers, and our super intelligent test papers. To the JUNIORS we leave our highly respectable place as Seniors and hope they carry on all we have left undone. To the SOPHOMORES we bequeath our DAVE CORBETT wills his green hat with the feather to MR. KIMPTON in hopes he can keep his head warm next winter. BILL HUNT gives the map to his secret smoking lounge to BOB OBLACK. NORMA JONES leaves to poor MRS. KAUFMAN four brothers and sisters yet to come. DAVE KUHLKE wishes to give one bashed-in fender and one burned out Fordo- matic to that up and coming hot-rodder, MARC ARNOLD. LUCIE MORRISON bequeaths her meek manner to JERRY WRIGHT in hopes he will use it. MARY KINSEY donates her ability to drive the get-away car for the Joy Boys to KENNY COWLES, who, she thinks, can look innocent when the police are watching. JOYCE KLINE wills her excellent driving skill to BARBARA ZUPPA. MIKE BENDER gives his ability to give MR. WOODWORTH second degree burns to any careless person, namely BUDDY WEEKS. NANCY OESCH bestows her ability to keep quiet in 7th period study hall to VADA SCOTT, if she thinks she can use it. SHIRLEY PIMLOTT wishes to give her duty of being gang leader of The Water Tower Painters to brother, BOBBY OBLAK. DON POWELL leaves his ability to get along with people to PATTY COON. DENNY RICHARDS wills his ability to wear out a pair of shoes in 3 months to TOM SHUSTER. money making abilities and hope they don't have as much trouble spending it as we did. To the FRESHMEN we give our common sense which most of us have lost during our Junior year. To the HARD WORKING JANITORS we leave all our pencil stubs, stray notes, and chewing gum to be used as they see fit. To our FRIENDS of Stow High the Seniors give those things most dearest to them as follows: NORMA SHINKROW donates all her new monthly magazines to the LIBRARY in hopes they'll get rid of all the old ones. MARY LOU VACHA wills the name Mammie Lou , which she received from JOEY BRADY, to anyone that wants it. JOHN CORLEY gives his motor scooter to NANCY NOLL. KENDRA DOWNING leaves her slave, Marilyn Case, to KAREN KOSKI. CHRISTINA FARINACCI wills her ability to get caught throwing red knee socks in 6th period study hall to JIM COWLES. CONNIE GODFREY leaves her reducing pills and diets to PA'lTl WERLING. JIM HARTLEY gives his vast record collection to JIM MOLLER in hopes it will make him as popular as it did Hartley. BILL HATTON wills his ability to change the age on ID cards to anyone with ideas in that direction. CAROLYN WILSON wills her noisy brace- lets, which seem to drive MRS. KAUFMAN crazy, to any one who thinks they can make just as much noise. DAVE WEISEL leaves his cool green Ford to DENNY KUHLKE so he can drive all his girl friends around in it. CAROL WHITE wills her shorthand as- signments to anyone who thinks he can get them so mixed up Miss Townsell gets a large charge out of them. ART BOOZER gives his ability to scare girls that ride on his motorcycle to TED ROOT if his scooter car will go that fast. continued on page 78

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