Stoughton High School - Yahara Yearbook (Stoughton, WI)

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SENIOR PROPHECY Hello there! This is Dave Zemke on Station SHS on Viking's Air Base at Stoughton, Wisconsin, recently made the capital of the Universe. Today June 7, 1994, the Senior Class of '54, is having a double celebration; their 40th class reunion, and the unanimous victory of Rose Ann Loftus.who has just been chosen the firstwoman president of the Universe, and the election of Ann Sveum as Vice President. The first arrival here today is Dave Torgeson.now running the Universal Taxi Service, (I'll take you from Here to Eternity), with his passengers, Mme. Laureen Klongland, famed instructor of Space Ballet , accompanied by her pupils, Ken Kuehni, Arne Halverson, Howard Gyland, Howard Clemens, and Wayne Gunderson. They came early to practice a new dance step. The next rocket ship has just landed (this one from Jupiter), and Richard Ved-vig, David Sundby, Jackie Peterson, Delbert Dahl, and Wayne Larsen exit. They now own the Jupiter Jive House, where they sell their Jupiter Joy Juice. Wait! I hear loud voices and it sounds like it is Wayne Nelson, Peter Jarvis, and Paul Bitter arguing over a card game. Just like the good old days. Here come the entertainment for the day, provided by the Jive House; the two planeteers, Audrey Spilde and James Stai.with their accompanist, Corrine Alsmo and her space-accordion. I hope they brought along their new hit record, Swingin From A Star. Doreen McKercher, professional comedian at the Jive House, is now proceeding from the rocket ship with Kathleen Linderud, hat check girl at the Jive House. In the distance I see Arne Dullum andArlyn Waag racing with comets and falling stars in their urami im plated jet mobiles. I sure hope they make it on time. Descending on Stoughton is a beautiful space ship, bearing the name Moonlight Cruise. At the wheel, I see Paul Paulson, now co-partner with Nancy Ot-teson, proprietor of Moonlight Inn on the moon. Rumor has it that Marcia Onsurd and Curt Hoffman are still fighting over who can concoct the heaviest moonshakes at the Inn. Through the air comes the flying basketball champs, Hawk's Amazons. They are captain Audrey Oncken, Jean Helly, Arlene Quam, JoAnn Brandt, Gladys Anderson, and Florence Stanford. This all-girl team is coached, of course, lay none other than Marvin Hawkinson. Captain Royal Severin, Bob Iverson, Ronnie Vike, Bob Severson, and Thayne Anderson will be a trifle late today due to heavy traffic. They're the new space cadets, you know. The distinguished and dignified Frank Burger, brilliant inventor of the new space rocketthat women cannot drive, and sole occupant of Pluto, (he lives alone and likes it) is now descending from his rocket ship. From Uranus comes multi-millionaire Fred Moore, who owns, among numerous other investments, a factory which produces his well known assets to the movie industry, The Morescope . Accompanying him, are Bill Veum, archictect, whose brilliant designing made Stoughton buildings so ultra-modern and Frances Obrect, girl wonder, who invented Toothless Tooth Powder . Piloting this ship are Roger Nygaard, Charles Hardwick, Bob Moll, and Bruce Doane. Roaming among all these celebrities is Gene Ehle, covering the event for his newspaper, The Daily Chronic. Ken Kluever, captain of Interplanetary Athletics, has just made his appearance at the air base. This time he is alone. 20

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ARLYN WAAG Sunday Driving F.F.A. 2.3,4. JANET WESTBY I Love To Polka A Cappella 4; Prom Committee 3; Parrot 3,4; G. A.A. 2,3,4; F.F.A. 3.4. YVONNE WILBERG Dreamer's Holiday Class Play Committee 3; Forensics 1; Prom Committee 3; Youth Council 3; Yahara 4; Parrot 2,3.4; Philo 3; F.H.A. 3,4. DOROTHY YOUNG This Is The Moment A Cappella 1, 2,3,4; Forensics 1; G.A.A. 1, 2,3; Philo 2,3,4. MARSHALL WAKE Walking My Baby Back Home Band 1,2,3,4; Class Committee 3; Intramurals 1; Track 2. JOANNE WETHAL Lady Be Good Band 1,2,3,4; Prom Committee 3; F.H.A. 2; G. A.A. 1,2,3,4. JACQUELYN WRIGHT Sometime Band 2,3,4; Class Play Committee 3; Prom Committee 3; National Honor Society 3; Student Council 4; Philo 2,3,4; Youth Council 3; Class Officer 3; Holder of Spoon 3; Y-Teens 1; G.A.A. 1,2,3,4. DAVID ZEMKE The Work Song Class Play 3; Prom Committee 3; Student Council 4; Parrot 3,4; F.F.A.2,3. 4, Treas. 4; Intramurals 1,2, 3,4; Football 3,4; Letterman 3,4; Basketball 3,4; Letter-man 3,4; Baseball2,3,4; Letterman 2,3,4; Athletic Board 4. 19

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The next rocket ship is owned by the well-known Pat Edwards, who made herself famous by designing a new and different space suit. Sharron Havey and Jeanette Scheldrup are here to model them for the crowd. Also with them are Marshall Wake and Robert Boob Miller, now owners of the We Make 'Em Spacious Modeling School . Landing next at the base is a ship from Saturn bringing Pat Hvam, Frances Joint, Donna Nygaard, Helen Burgoyne, and Wilma Schulter. They are the discoverers of the diamond mine on Saturn. Arriving in their ship from Neptune, famous for its space resorts, are the King and Queen of the Aquacades, Duke Radecki and Marlene Skaar. It looks like someone has become seasick from the trip. The space-maids from Neptune, Nancy Julseth, Barbara Crawford, Suzanne Slinde , Yvonne Wilberg, and Joyce Quamme are frantically holding Ralph Gullickson's head who has become desperately ill. As always, he's surrounded by beautiful girls. Bob Eddingsaas rushes from his rocket ship which has just landed, to hurry over to Utica, to get a supersonic permanent wave at Madame Erma Staff's Masculine Beauty School. What happened to his waves? Donavan Seamonson, who now writes the Dear Donavan Dix column in the Daily Chronic, whose most faithful correspondents are Ann Iverson and Sonja Homme, has arrived with Judy Havey, editor of the How To Diet section for over-weight woman. Zooming in on their twin rocket ships are Roberta and Robert Murkve from Earth's twin planet, Venus. It seems as though everyone is here, except JoAnn Wethal, Joanne Koch, Jackie Wright, Beverly Brunt, Joan Anderson, Marilyn Brickson, and Joan Trembly. Wait! I just received a message from the control tower at the base. It says that these girls send their regrets that they couldn't come, but they were having a party out on Mercury and they just couldn't get away. The last arrival is Beverly Johnson, queen of the universal cheerleaders, who had been giving last minute instructions to next year's yellers. As I walk back to the capital building, I hear the five-piece band, The Moon-liters , Tom Hooker, Dean Horner, Ronnie Sperle, John Onsurd, and Blenner Hoffman blowing their lungs out. Also I see Donald Spilde and Don Swenson, practicing up for their boxing match this afternoon. They are both holders of fifty-four boxing titles. Chief Chef and plate scraper at the Jive House is now Jim Karras, who was borrowed to cook the meal for today, and waitresses Janet Westby, Shirly Veland, JoAnn Gunsolus, Dorothy Young, Joyce Cook, and Ruth Amacher. As all rush for the food, five tired people are glad the reunion is completed and hope none will forget the class of '54. Ann Sveum Rose Ann Loftus Dave Zemke Nancy Otteson Paul Paulson 21