Stonington High School - Pawmystonian Yearbook (Pawcatuck, CT)

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THE DIAL cently made Rosenbloom and Corffure both wrltten by that famous scenarro wrrter Robert Dawley Oh yes Vrrgmxt Gasparrno the Martha Rtye of 1958 better known as Casprpe Ginny IS tlso here Watch our folks you had better make way for the muscle man Anthony Campo You have all seen hrs advertrsements Htve 1 physrque hke mme rn twenty days or your money back 'Iony rs aecom pamed by hrs manager trarner and 'tdvrser ldward Coogan Say have we celebrrtres here today or have we' Why look theres Ernest Drekson whose desrre to fulfilled and wrth hrm are Lawrence Sulhvan he srlver worce of the teleradro and joseph Sulhvan the human skeleton who lrves entrrely on love and peftnuts Before me rs Earle Strachan whose trarned mosqurtoes are a universal sensatron They dont brte rn the same place more than once' I wonder what the excitement rs about? It s Edward Greeley agarn He s rn the boxrng rung watching for hrs next customer A sxgn reads Stay wrth me two rounds and wrn a big case of our Knspy Krunchy Rftdrsh Flakes What beautrful musrc' Lrsten That s the Ston rntfton Phrlharmonrc Symphony Orchestrl under the baton of Maestro Demetrros Traggrs These Zrpper Rocket Krddy Kats toys wrth two speeds desrgned for httle tots by Matthew Wysockr famous crochet needle desrgner are manufactured by the Echpse Iron Works Company owned by Estelle Thorp and Dorothy Thavenet Here comes Lucretia Ernest Secretary of the Inrertor She rs talkrng to Horatro Agurar Governor of Connec trcut and Raymond McWrllrams a sure wtnner rn the next presrdentral electron Across the mrdway are Rose and Mary Italrano who recently opened a secretarral school rn Eastern Con nectrcut They have mvented a new system of short hand whnch has entirely eliminated curves The staff of thus school rncludes osephrne Alfiero md C trmelrt Saporrtt former secretary to Robert Wood wealthy owner of the Wooden Transatlmtre Stonrngton s most famous steamshrp lrne Comrng out of the Admnnrstrmon Burldmg are Mary Sanquedolce artrsts model md Irene Souzl hostess at that swanky cafe at Atlantre Beach erlled the Sandflres Haven Marguerrte Rrley who arrrved here yesterday by rocket shrp from Australra where she rs teachrng the world s most wrdely used language Monkey Chatter rs holdrng a one srded conversatron wrth Elrzabeth Robinson teacher of Mental Telepathy at the Unrver srty of Stonrngton ean Campo rs expected to arrrve any mrnute now She rs about to complete for the second trme 1 non stop Hrght through the Mrlky Way Vrncent Frdrych well known naturalrst sends word from the deep jungles of Surprnsaha the contment newly drscovered by Thurman Prerce that he has found the cure all for sleeping srckness The names have compounded 1 medrcme called ghosrum A few drops of rt rn a glass of water guartntce to gave you sueh creeps that you couldnt sleep rf you trred Nerther Marjorre Stedman nor oseph Muller wrll be here today Marjorre rs berng marrred rn Los An geles and oe rs restrng from over exerrron after break mg the world s record for the low hurdles yesterday ust a few moments ago I saw Vrrgrnra Krllars and Helen Danahey who collaborated rn wrrtrng the year s best seller Twenty Frfth Street a novel deahng wrth socral reform They were talkrng to james Murphy salesman and financral adviser for Geyer and Com pany manufacturers of the rocket auto owned bv Nelhe Geyer u . , 1 ' , ' ' a ' .Q . Q . , . I il J ' ' L .z ' z , ' ' ' rj , '15 '. . i A c 1, ' , , , tl UI , V QA! ' K J A ' . I a. , . . ll vu 4 vt ' A z 1 A I s . ' . S ' I ' , , . D , A , 1 ' 2 1 I ' - 1 ' ' 1, I I A I I I ' ' ' . . . , - ' - ' ' I' A I ' ' 1 - I '- .A ' become a second lzddle Cantor has been more than , , , , , 1 - A s , ' ' , f ' . . . . . , . - - .I - -I - I - A I ' , , . . 1 I ' ' I . 4 , I - , . 1 - ' a ' v A I 4 I y e. ', y ' y , 1 I 1' . - - A I A I K .'. l - 7 S . Q . - 1 V . , H I . . . , B I J . - 1 ,- v ' 1- . ,, . . , . . . 7 ' a . . . - - ' ', s ' ' - Q- . ' ID r , - A

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2 THE DIAL CLASS PROPHEC Y Atsrstotitsteru Newt on the progrtm will be that oeeult personality Robert King who will wrest from the future the seeret destiny of his fellow Classmates Speak Oracle ROBIRT Hello folks Today we ire broadcasting from the World lxposition of 1958 whleh is being held in Stonington the third largest and most pros pe rous elty rn the world lxtetly twenty yetrs ago today Stonington was tn ordintry little yilltge with t population of about three thousand souls It w ts on that yery same day thtt the elass whieh is now known as the most famous elass in the world decided to remedy sueh an appalling situation C rreultrs and p tmphlets were sent to tll eorners of e mt pltce in the whole world This noxel way of ad yertisrng was so etfectixe that, in a eomparatnely short time thousands of tourists Hoeked to see the most msignifieant plate in the world These tourists being greatly impressed by the natural be tuty of its loeahty md the eharm of its nttixes deeided to settle down in Stonington The result is already history Wntli the same untbated enthusiasm that charte terrzed it twenty ye trs ago the class is whole heartedly supporting this immense Wforld lxposltlon Many of its members are here at the fair some visiting others running concessions Come along with me in search of my former classmates As I glance around I notice that Barry Kenyon is running that rocket shrp to upiter for only Sl 'S 1 rude Oy er there on the payihon are the Kuptdlow ski Shtkers Sophie and julit doing the Harbor Shim y The important looking mm watching them is oseph Fretard of the Fretard I ish Company I or many years oe has earned on experiments to ttke the smell out of nsh I am happy to say that he has tlmost sueceeded The lady with oe is Kathleen Kitehen who before she became Vice President and part owner ol his eompany was the most highly paid seeretiry in the Clly Une moment folks tn auto plane with a us Married sign has landed right in front of me Well well, if it isn t Rita Parkinson, the Seyen and Thirteen Cent Link Store gurl and her new husband ohn Shannon only heir to the Shannon millions It looks as though Stonington Unix erslty is well rep resented here today There s ohn Sylyia, the country s letding football eoaeh and Charles Crandall traek ago Clarissa Coogan riding instructor at the Unix er sity is at present haung a lot of fun gning the merry go round a workout Harriet Denison Dean of Women is also here With her are Ellen Foberg athletic director and I'ran ees Parkinson head of the Seience Department And right oyer there by the lerris Vlfheel is Marne Donahue trained nurse and nerve specialist with her reeent patient Irank Battlsrini lrank was inyureel while eompletmg his self starter for Diesel engines Close by is Henry Bessette Professor Battistini s yery elpable meehanic and bodyguard Heres a roeket trailer, folks straight from Holly wood what a chance for autographs' It brought Dorothy Tanner who last year starred in that tmaztng moyie produetxon l'eet Afioat and Barbara Wise mm the Queen of the Creseent bereen who re .6 - . ' ' is : 1. A t - A mu ' ' T 1 ' 's . , . L- - , X- . V -- A .L-. my B 'I . M -f . . A S -, X .. -V , I T A ' . ' 1 :f V . f 1 I ' 4 f Y I 1 I :V 1. . I .h .Q A. ' - - ra if - ' v ' T- .1 y A ' . A I -V . 1 -' . 1.'L ' 2 f . ' ', ' -1 3 . ,, . . . , . . . . K A N Q A A' I ' 1 - ' 1 v' ' 1 t ' I . . .1 , . '. ,, . .Q D ' ' ' ' ,Q D V r V V 4 i Q DT ' Y y . . . . ' ' r ' r 4 . Q'-L51 1 is ,- 't . ' ', ,' -' , the earth describing Stonington as the most insignifi- L'021Cll, Who w'On the Coast t0 COHSI Marathon fm YCM5 -A L .' . , , . '- Y- ,. , L . A D , I ' l . r 1 - - - - - - 1' v . v' ' -' . , - , . ' A - -sf . v I ijt ' 7 ' . . I . A I an . k 4 Y - I 1: I 'f A , . . , - , , L A - h gf V 1 Y sh A v KAQ 'I :A 1. . . F '- ,. K 'A .'-, ' f. .LA-ak ' . -' V ., 4,4 A'l V 1 , I J , y , - .R ' . ' ' ' e el , ' D l . , f ' - 's . 7 ' ' ra 4' I '. A vp , . 1 xl A 1, ' I . ' 7 , ' - ex , I I I -. V 'T' I . . U by . J . I V- 1 Y V A Q . k y . .D Y. A 1 . Y' ' K . ' in--' fd r I , ' . 'H f A.

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2 THE DIAL Standing rn that doorway rs Frances Fauhse expert dnetnenm employed rn the Modern Restaurant ow ned by osephlne Glordano osephnne ns dxreetly respon slble for the murtl pamtlngs wlueh hue tttrteted customers from ftr and wnde 1 I forgot to tell you Constance Naccarato and Annt Deune are dlrectmg a Beauty Salon exhxblt w hreh has reyolutxomzed the entlre make up of thc world Ilpstlele and rouge can now be hrl n all sh tdes of blue green and purple to mateh your gow ns H nppee Ioole at Tex Salvatore Grnlls He owns 1 t tetus dude ranch rn Paradlse Surprrsaha And haye there exer been any more hard rrdrng hard shooting md hard worlung cowboys than George Two Gun Snyder the double barrelled Cyclone from Indrana md 'lrtcey Golden West who rode the outlaw horse lorntdo to st 1nd stnll nn the rodeo ltst sum mer See those ehrldren scrambhng for penmes Sunuel Brustolon Arthur Smnth and Lugene Brustolon part ners rn the f1rm of Brustolon, Smnth and Brustolon lne are show erxng their wealth upon the erowd Thenr company which malees axle grease from se lweed lb ptylng huge dividends Theres Anthony Noyale as dapper as exer And why shouldnt he be for he ow ns the largest elothnng store rn Stonington Thus store rs now featurnng the new one prece exenmg sunt for men desrgned by C ltdys Reuss Prlserllz ohnson IS another promment deslgner She h ts ere ated thu new hat sensmon whueh rs tbso lutely the rage on the Bouleyard You know the one worn drtped oy er the left ear and clasped around the neele You don r want to buy a second hand auto roeleet do you? Maurice Longo of the Used Auto Rocket lmporlum wnll be glad to sell you one just 1 moment folles here s 1 speer tl bulletrn' News has just come from Chrcago that Alyce Kenney and Dons Maynard have manufactured by means of a secret process two elear dramonds each valued at S3 500 Humph you can IITl1gll'lL what IS gomg to htppen to the dlamond lndustry But you hayent heard anything yet Listen' Professor Davld Shaw at last has been gnen the ehanee to malee exeayatnons deep rnto the earth where he expects to fund heat enough to drne steam turbines and generators for pro ducmg eleetrrcnty The project rs being hnmeed by Henry Klotz md Dtyld Knddy retired plumbers Ha' Ha Ha' Loole at whos pushing that blby carriage It rs ohn McMahon lt tools htm seyenteen years to get up enough courage to pop the questron Hrs wnfe you lenow rs the former ehorus gurl 1nd ballet dancer Catherine Mazurale Oh' Hello Stewart cOI'lgI'1IUllIl0DS lrrends l want you to meet the most brnlhant law yer rn the West ern Hemxsphere Stew art McKinney Hrs latest triumph was the Maryorre Green Drvorce Case Maryorle won but the shock was too mueh for her She ns at present under the expert care of Mary Dennehey bram speclahst Say' Did you lenow that aelt l'auhse IS our new Dlstrret Attorney7 It rs sand that he has sueeeeded an obtuntng a conuetxon for every errmmal brought before the bar Speakmg of bars Yale Gordon ns sole ow ner of The Oyster Cocletall lounge loeated on Oeean Dme near the Pomt Vfhoopeel Dxd you he tr that go by ' lt was lranens McDonald speed demon who broke the world s reeord ln his Lnghtnmg Bug powered by water whrch was reeently deyeloped as a fuel by Raymond Wrllxams It s a good thrng our chnef of police oseph Saporrta didn t see htm He wouldnt need hrs fearless detec raves, Prank Kendzra and Paul Lhrnstranson to help htm drscover the guxlty party' By the way lrmle 1nd Ptul are the super sleuths - . S' ,I . . Y . .X - Y s -,A--1 . D A 1 4 f 1 v 4 Y K V 1 Y ,A ' A ' , . A , . . - 51. . .. , .,, , . 4, , , . . . . r, , f ' ' L 4 ' k l 2 ' -, . , ' 2 ' ' ' l 2 ' '. 1 ' ' ' ' '. ' Ol, , I .Y A U NY . K .V . l l ,. . Y . . , , , ,. ,, .- . ls- .1 . , , ' . . f 4 ' 7 ' LL I L . . . . . . . , . . , , .. 1 I ly, . .1 A Y t 4 , .. ,- , , .. in - i - t A . ' . ,v , '. ' , . . . A 7 e t . . .H .. , , . v 4 Y. , , . V - .. H A K A v ' f r . . . , . . , , . t 1 .. ,. V , . . ., , , . ' H 1 , V ' , , f , , 4 a l' 1 ,L v . e , e , ' , ,, ' f ,' 1l I'. 1 I -- ,I ,- 1 I 4 V, 1 . , . , 4 t .. ., . . et -. ., , - , .. . 1 , V . -- , . Tal n. ' I I s 44' sf 4 uv ' ' ' vu ' ' . .. t Y . . ., . , Q , , , , - , V- 1 . 1 , . 1 , , e , X. , , . , A , ' ' . ' . . . .,. . - , 7,1 . ,.-, H. 1 . , e t , , J. ', ., . , Q V 7- A '. k- l K L , ,1 1-., , 4 '. ,, , ,1 , , ,. , , . . . . . . . . , t Y . A V- ' r , . , , . ,, 4. . . , e . V . f . ' a 1 ' . . . . , .y ., . r .1 . .1 . , V r V H Q I N -V . - , Q 11 ' , . At A . . , . . t . ee e ' if S 'L ' L ' ' e' ei ' ei - 1 ' A4 4 4 ,' an s r . .f . . Y, - , . . , . L ' ' ll ' ' lu - s 1 . ,A , . , . . .1 f - , . , . A . s s , - , , . , .5 w 7 . 7 ' - 1- . . , , - . A . . . 4 . - H - - ' ' . f 1 . . , e, . , . . . , e e . t . .