Stoneham High School - Wildlife Yearbook (Stoneham, MA)

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THE STONEHAM HIGH SCHOOL AUTHENTIC 29 Compliments of STONEHAM FIVE CENTS SAVINGS BANK “The Friendly Bank” Home of School Savings Safe Deposit Boxes For Rent 359 Main Street Telephone Stoneham 0700 LOUIS A. JAQUES Broadcast and Short Wave Radio Service Telephone 0625- W 38 Gould Street Stoneham (By appointment only) Compliments of A. DEFERRARI SONS Established 1885 Compliments of LOUIS K. LIGGETT CO. ROSA TODD Teacher of Dancing Tap, Acrobatic, Toe, Ballet Also instruction in “Continental ' “Mum, the new vicar spoke to me this morning.” “That’s nice of him. What did he say?” “He said, “Stop sniffin!” The friend of a Jewish former service man remarked to him: “And did you get a commission while you were in the army?” “No,” he replied. “Only my wages.” Compliments of DR. F. E. HARRIS Compliments of R. F. BRESNAHAN D. M. D. Stoneham Theatre Building Compliments of DR. GUARDO Compliments of DR. RALPH F. BAXTER Dentist Chase Building Stoneham BELL HARDWARE COMPANY The Complete Hardware and Paint Store Where You Can Usually Get What You Need For The Home Trade at Bell ' s 413 Main Street Compliments of THE DURKEE SHOE COMPANY Smart Sport Shoes for the High School Girl Salesroom on the Ground Floor, 14 Franklin Street

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28 THE STONEHAM HIGH SCHOOL AUTHENTIC but to my dismay I discovered that there was no boy available. Having no other alternative, I de- cided to carry the golf bag myself. I had had a hard day at the office and was not surprised to dis- cover when I lifted the bag that it was quite heavy. I thought of the afternoon’s play before me with no little dismay; however, I decided if others could do it, I could, so I shouldered the bag, and groaning and straining I stumbled to the first tee. Reaching blindly behind me, I pulled out the larg- est club I could find — luckily I drew the correct club — teed-up, took a prodigious swing but because of my weakened condition, topped the ball. It bounced merrily along for a few yards until it reached the water trap, in it rolled, and in I went after it. After pulling myself out of the mud, I headed for the shore, my only consolation being in the fact that I was unobserved, hence I was dumb- founded when I was greeted by a loud laugh. I returned to the golf bag, but the cause of the laugh was not apparent. When I stooped to pick it up, however, it was shaking and rocking back and forth. I put my hand in the bag, very cautiously, to dis- cover the reason, and encountered something remi- niscent of a human ear. I drew my find up and looked into the chuckling, chortling face of Philip Riley. I was shocked beyond measure. Being anxious to discover the reason for his presence, I questioned him, and expected to be told a heart- rending story, but I was wrong. He told me that this week was his vacation and that he had taken up the ancient Scotch game to acquire a culture and background. I scoffed so hard he told me the truth. Philip was spending his vacation traveling over the country’s largest golf course in a golf bag. Joseph Barry. LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE CLASS OF 1935 We, the Class of 1935, in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and thirty-five, of the Stone- ham High School, located at Stoneham, Massachu- setts, United States of America, Western Hemis- phere, being in full and complete possession of our faculties of mind and body, yet knowing the uncer- tainties of our lives, do hereby declare, asseverate, and proclaim this document to be our last will and testament, and do dispose of our scholastic posses- sions as follows: Item I — We, after long deliberation, have finally come to a decision as to the efficient means for Mr. Henry Reed to convey the undesirable student direct- ly from Room 11 to the office. This project will be placed under the supervision of Mrs. Gladys Milton, providing that she, for once, will take instructions from the Senior Class. ( 1 ) In regard to this chute : It will run at a forty- five degree angle with Room 11 directly to the office. We also wish to have this chute absolutely straight so that the naughty seniors-to-be, as they go sliding down the chute, will not bruise themselves on pro- truding corners, but will land upright in front of Mr. Watson’s desk. (2) When the above construction goes into op- eration, it will be necessary for Mr. Reed to wish his undesirable students a pleasant journey and a happy landing. Item II — We are sure that Mr. Thibodeau will be one of the first teachers to appreciate the mechani- cal ability of the class of nineteen thirty-five, as we have already drawn up the blue prints by which Mr. Thibodeau will have a stream-lined elevator where his present lunch-box locker stands. This elevator will gracefully glide down to the lunchroom three seconds after the first bell, preceding the final dismissal for lunch. In witness whereof we hereby set our hands and seal. Class of 1935. FELLSWAY PHARMACY E. A. Dearth, Reg. Pharm. Telephone 1008 497 Main Street Stoneham ©rnpiral aFihIt AQUATIC PLANTS AQUARIUMS ACCESSORIES W. M. MIRICK Tel. 0925-M 5 Webster Court, Stoneham Compliments of DR. R. M. SHUKLE “I want to send a telegram to Africa.” ‘‘I think you’d better go to the head office. You see we’ve only a small boy with a bike here.” The honeymoon is over when the bride quits using her tears and starts using her tongue to get what she wants.

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30 THE STONEHAM HIGH SCHOOL AUTHENTIC 1 GRADUATION HONORS THE MacDONALD MEDALS For Scholarship, Character and Good Influence in the School: JOHN W. BERGMAN MARY ALICE CONLEY Class Historian DOROTHY AMO Graduation Address WILLIAM A. GARSIDE Honor Group (B average or higher for four years) : MARY ALLIN DOROTHY AMO RUTH BARTER JOHN BERGMAN THOMAS CARROLL JOYCE CLARK MARY ALICE CONLEY WILLIAM GARSIDE IIAROLD HOWES LUCILLE ISABELLE KATHRYN MEEHAN HERBERT MONSON ROBERT PRIVE GEORGE VAN ETTEN RICHARD WOOD Class Prophecy PHILIP RILEY Prophecy of the Prophet JOSEPH BARRY Class Will JOHN MAHONEY and DOROTHY MEEHAN The following awards and prizes will be announced at the graduation exercises: (Space is provided here so that the names of winners may be written in) Washington-Franklin Medal for Boys Stoneham Woman’s Club History Medal for Girls R. P. I. Mathematics and Science Medal Northeastern University Science and Mathematics Shield Northeastern University History and Social Studies Shield Stoneham Grange Art Prize Music Prize American Legion Citizenship Award Commercial Club Prize Parent-Teacher Association Scholarships GRADUATION COMMITTEE HERBERT MONSON, Chairman DOROTHY MEEHAN LUCILLE ISABELLE FRANCES LARKIN THOMAS CARROLL RALPH GOULD ROBERT PRIVE JOSEPH BARRY ALBERT DYSON LEO MAGHAKIAN JOHN BUCKLEY, ex-oflicio