Stoneham High School - Wildlife Yearbook (Stoneham, MA)

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JUNE 1934 THE S. H. S. AUTHENTIC 25 (Soaaip Who is that nice young fellow C. W. knows ? She certainly has pulled the wool of innocence over our eyes. — x — We wonder what H. R. (Alumnus) was doing at our best-looking girl’s house recently? Coming to see Mr. White? Oh, no! — x — EXTRA! EXTRA! EXTRA! Big Eat-a-thon staged at Salisbury Beach, May 28th, or was it May 29th? “Pete” and Ben” were the participants performing before an audience of twelve. With breathless admiration and speechless wonder we witnessed the exciting procedure and after a most gruelling contest we have to confess “Groucho,” the winner, by a piece of pie and an ex- tra bottle of pop. However, Pete did hold his own. Nice work, boys! — x — A big blue ribbon goes to the batter for first prize in auto driving. After crawling along at the pace of 25 miles he fooled us all by his alarming speed record of 55 miles an hour. He didn’t even heed the poor little protesting sparks from the exhause to the despair of Bernard, Jr. — x — A big, purple scallion to the one who let the air out of the left rear tire of R. A.’s Hudson. — x — Who are the “Three Mutts-in-Tears” ? — x — It was funny that all of us didn’t get a chance to read that literature that was being passed around at the last Commercial Club meeting. — x — What a sight for sore eyes! You should have seen Miss Smith chasing Stilts” Kaulback down the corridor the other day. What was the attraction we wonder? Although all the girls in the Commercial Club have bought one of the club pins, not many of them are wearing them now. It seems that they look better on the lapels of dark suits or even gray ones. Who was the Don Juan that Viola La Pierre met after the banquet? Not so bad for such a bashful girl! — x — That quartet which rendered “Sweet Adaline” on the veranda of the Andover Country Club was cer- tainly in high gear. Its sweet strains were broken up by the intrusion of some unknown character who quoted, Silence is Golden.” — x — Then there was the confused Senior who entered the Andover Country Club a little late. Seeing what he thought was a head waiter he went up to the man and inquired, “Could you tell me where the main dining room is?” Surely,” replied Mr. Var- ney, “right around to your right.” — x — ■ Bread Crumbs from the Banquet! Of course, the Senior Banquet, on May 28th, sup- plied the Gossipper with some juicy tidbits. We re- gret to say that we must hold certain stories locked forever in our heart (we really have one) but a few choice morsels follow. “Bob” Arnold was getting along fine with his chicken, compared to the rest of us, when he dis- covered a juicy piece of dressing with the wrapper off a loaf of Hathaway’s bread obligingly tossed in. Bob was still laughing at the memory of that when he discovered that he had, of all things, a flat tire (and we don’t mean in the front seat). After waiting for what seemed like hours watch- ing Bemie Scully eating two sandwiches, an ice cream, two bottles of tonic and a piece of pie, Pete Savelo caught the fever and tore off a few turn- overs on his own account. The result was the ulti- mate purchase of a bottle of soda. Somebody who thought George Magrath was try- ing to swallow a burning telegraph pole was ad- vised that it was merely a cigar. Whereupon that person quoted, “Give him enough rope and he’ll smoke it.” We delighted in watching beautiful blushes ap- pear on the countenance of each victim of Toast- master Eddie Breagy’s jokes. There were some pips! — x — Colin Roberts startled the office with this excuse

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24 THE S. H. S. AUTHENTIC JUNE 1934 THIRD STRAIGHT AGAINST WINCHESTER Freddy Gross hung up another Middlesex League victory, Wednesday, May 16, limiting Winchester to five singles and ringing up 13 “K’s.” Although held to two hits, those of Roberts and Gross, the Blue and White capitalized on the visitors’ miscues and ineffectiveness in the box to carry off the winnings. A three run spree in the seventh “iced” the game. 8-0 in a Middlesex League clash. Four scattered safeties was all the hitting the invaders did as the little bushy-haired portsider, proceeded to stand them on their heads with a screaming fast ball and a variety of “stuff.” Truesdale led with the Louis- ville, while Roach was his steady self at his short- stop post. The Scores HUDSON IN TEN INNINGS In a 10-inning hurling duel that brought out some of the best baseball of the year, Hudson edged Stoneham High 3-1, Friday, May 18. A home run by Soppett in the tenth broke up the ball game. Sikorsky also scored in this frame when his single got by Bowen and enabled him to circle the bases. But four hits were made off McNally who fanned 14, while D’Entremont, who also struck out the same number, was reached for nine. ROUTED AT LEXINGTON 16-7 Tuesday afternoon, May 16, the locals journeyed to Lexington where they met a 16-7 bombardment in a Middlesex League contest. A total of 32 hits were collected in this wild-hitting fray. After trail- ing early in the game, the locals went out in front 6-5 in the fifth, but the winners unleashed a power- ful batting attack in the later chapers to see vic- tory. Buckley, Savelo and Truesdale were the lead- ing Stoneham batters. LEXINGTON AGAIN 6-5 For the second time in the same week, Lexington High added a Middlesex League win at the expense of the Blue and White, Thursday, May 24. Freddie Gross was on the rubber for our side and was touch- ed up for only five hits, but wildness proved his downfall. Johnny Buckley starred at the bat with two singles and a home run. The victors’ four-run rally in the fifth set them on the winning trail. HUMBLED BY CONCORD In a loosely played Middlesex League contest, Saturday, May 26, Concord High trounced the Blue and White 10-1. The visitors got to Emil D’Entre- mont early in the contest and succeeded in making 14 safe wallops for a decade of tallies. George Poalella garnered three hits in four times up, play- ing his first game as a regular. GROSS BLANKS BELMONT ON FOUR HITS Fred Gross turned in another well-pitched game, Tuesday, May 29, when he blanked Belmont High Stoneham Stoneham Stoneham Stoneham Stoneham Stoneham Stoneham Stoneham Stoneham Stoneham Stoneham Stoneham Stoneham Stoneham 4 — Hudson 7 6 — Winchester 7 4 — Maynard 7 4 — Concord 7 2 — Belmont 10 15 — Reading 11 2 — Hudson 3 5 — Winchester 2 7 — Woburn 2 7 — Lexington 16 5 — Lexington 6 1 — Concord 0 8 — Belmont 0 9 — Maynard 3 SENIOR GIRLS WIN ANNUAL TRACK MEET Thursday afternoon, May 31, the Senior girls again captured the annual track meet with 28 y 2 points. The first event was the basketball throw which was won by Ethel Riley, Sr., first; Margaret A. Wal- lace, Sr., second; Marion Lirakis, Soph., third. The second contest was the high jump which re- sulted in Eleanor Brown, Sr., and Marguerite Brown, Soph., tying for first place, and Jane Strobel, Sr., and Lillian Flannigan, Soph., tying for second place. Sets of threes ran to gain a place for the finals of the fifty yard dash. The dash was won by Eleanor Brown, Sr. Barbara Tole, Sr., placed sec- ond, and Natalie Fiumara, Sr., placed tthird. The running broad jump was won by Natalie Fiu- mara, Sr. The relay was won by the sophomores composed of Anna Murray, Mary Keating, Jessie Sylvester, and Rita Dougherty; the juniors placed second with Josephine Southall, Virginia Fiumara, Margaret Landers, and Rita Green. The seniors, composed of Ethel Riley, Jane Strobel, Barbara Tole, and Margaret A. Wallace.

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2G THE S. H. S. AUTHENTIC JUNE 1034 on his absent slip, I was at a wedding.” Ilasty research, however, proved that he was merely a witness. — x — That eminent wizard of radio, Donald Grundbcrg, was a recent martyr to his own genius. Just as he had one of the pocket radios going at a fine rate in a certain study period he was told quite firmly that his broadcasting for that day had come to a close. Sweet music it was, too. Pete Savelo lost a fine chance to get the last ball at the Maynard game simply because he feared to tread on the toes of a fair spectator. Hi, there, Sir Galahad ! — x — Edmund Blood can give you any popular tune to the accompaniment of a glass of Moxie. They say it sounds like Grandpa drinking soup.