Stoneham High School - Wildlife Yearbook (Stoneham, MA)

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GRADUATION NUMBER Compliments of G. Milano The Shoe Repairer 3S5 Main Street Stoneham Stoneham Spa LUNCHEONETTE HOME MADE CANDIES AND ICE CREAM Delicious Toasted Sandwiches and Omelettes Compliments of Dr. William S. Coy William P. .Manning Tailor Wills Building Central Square Hank: Why are you so sad? Frank: I bought one of those books called, “How To Make Love,” and now I don’t know what to do. It says take the lady’s hand, look into her eyes and say, “I love you, Beatrice.” Hank: Well? Frank: My girl’s name is Lizzie. Life’s Little Mysteries (No. 63,459) 1. Woman in front of scales takes her coat off. 2. Puts coat over left arm. 3. Weighs herself. 4. Gets off scales. 5. Takes coat from off her arm and puts it on again. Whoopee: I scored the winning touch- doAvn last Saturday. Lovejoy: Marvelous. I didn’t know you played football. Whoopee : I don’t. I run the score- board. 1st Autoist: Why did you throw that lighted match away? 2nd Ditto : I’ve never been able to light my cigarette with the first match anyway and so now I save time by throwing it away. Mr. Crabber : My dear, when will you learn that razor blades are not made for sharpening pencils? Mrs. Crabber: When you learn that butter dishes are not made for ashtrays. “R” In Season “I’ve always been religiously inclin- ed,” remarked the oyster as he slid down the minister’s throat, “but I never dreamed I would enter the clergy.” Compliments of Dr. Ralph F. Baxte r Prompt and Efficient Service W. H. Booth Corner of Main and Summer Streets GASOLINE — OILS ACCESSORIES AGENT FOR PAIGE MOTOR CARS SEIBERLING TIRES AND TUBES Compliments of Stoneham Press INSURANCE AND REAL ESTATE We write in Reliable Stock and Mutual Com- panies and assure prompt service in case of loss BARGAINS IN REAL ESTATE which I am sure will interest you SIDNEY A. HILL 407 MAIN STREET STONEHAM [311

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THE STONEHAM HIGH SCHOOL AUTHENTIC Stoneharn Dye House Compliments of Sonny’s Tog Shop Cleansing and Dyeing Compliments of Rug Cleaning and Repairing H. H. Richardson 378 Main Street Telephone 1020 Attorney at Law Compliments of Compliments of Bellows the Jeweler Charles W. Evans “Nurse,” said an amorous patient, “I’m in love with you. I don’t want to get well.” “Don’t worry, you won’t,” she assured him. “The doctor is in love with me too, and he saw you kiss me this morn- ing.” Singleton : What’s the best month to get married in? Wedleigh: Octembruary. Singleton : Why, there’s no such month. Wedleigh : Just so ! Xydas: I hear that Sweig stopped on the steps of the church and wouldn’t go in while his mother was getting mar- ried. Yazge : Yes, he couldn’t go a step- father. Scotch, For the Eye Hear about the Scotchman who would only buy an auto after the dealer prom- ised him free air and volunteered to throw in the clutch? Not forgetting the Scotchman who gave u ' golf for football because he thought a quarterback was a rebate. Also the canny Scot who cuts off Shop’s tail so that he wouldn’t have to build a larger dog-house. Miriam: Was Ealph much cast down after he spoke to your father? Priscilla : Yes, three flights of stairs. Slopsuey: Is your new stenographer superior in any way to the one she re- placed? Mainchow: Well, she can make her gum pop louder. Compliments of H. B. Hume Compliments of Bell Dr. A. L. Jones Dentist Hardware Co. 3 Franklin Street Stoneharn [ 30 ]

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THE STONEHAM HIGH SCHOOL AUTHENTIC Compliments of Ray’s Service Station Reading J. A. McDonough Groceries and Provisions Central Square Stoneham The Stoneham Independent Your Home Paper “On The Square’’ R. F. Bresnahan D.M.D. Stoneham Theatre Building Things Ripley Missed There are triplets in San Diego, Calif., who look so much alike they are only told apart because one looks more alike than the others. A news item reports the birth of a boy in Ohio with five arms. What a swell shortstop that kid will make! A dentist in Ocala, Fla., has his office in the Yankom building. Spizzerinktum : What kind of pie have you? Waitress: We have lemon, peach, ap- ple, strawberry, mince, chocolate, blue- berry, loganberry, blackberry, pumpkin, custard, banana, caramel, butterscotch, dewberry, elderberry, rhubarb, cocoa- nut, and pineapple. Spizzerinkturn : Bring me a ham sand- wich. Sure, We Read the Obituaries Have you heard of the absent-minded business man who kissed his ' stenog- rapher and then went home and tried to dictate to his wife? Mother: Willie, please keep quiet. My head is just about to split. Willie : Aw, gee, Ma, if I keep quiet can I see it split? It’s An Old Egyptian Custom What flower did the Egyptians bury with their mummies? Why, poppies, of course. Then He Went to Work on the Pocket- book “That will be enough out of you,” said the doctor as he stitched up his patient. Compliments of Dr. F. E. Harris Compliments of E. W. Schaefer Newsdealer and Stationer The Middlesex Drug Co. Where Friends Meet Friends ' Mr. and Mrs. E. R. Boyd, Reg. Pharm. Central Square Melley Grain Co. HAY, GRAIN, POULTRY SUPPLIES FLOUR AND CEMENT Telephone 0599 Corner Main and Winter Streets [ 32 ]