Stoneham High School - Wildlife Yearbook (Stoneham, MA)

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THE STONEHAM HIGH SCHOOL AUTHENTIC Stoneharn Dye House Compliments of Sonny’s Tog Shop Cleansing and Dyeing Compliments of Rug Cleaning and Repairing H. H. Richardson 378 Main Street Telephone 1020 Attorney at Law Compliments of Compliments of Bellows the Jeweler Charles W. Evans “Nurse,” said an amorous patient, “I’m in love with you. I don’t want to get well.” “Don’t worry, you won’t,” she assured him. “The doctor is in love with me too, and he saw you kiss me this morn- ing.” Singleton : What’s the best month to get married in? Wedleigh: Octembruary. Singleton : Why, there’s no such month. Wedleigh : Just so ! Xydas: I hear that Sweig stopped on the steps of the church and wouldn’t go in while his mother was getting mar- ried. Yazge : Yes, he couldn’t go a step- father. Scotch, For the Eye Hear about the Scotchman who would only buy an auto after the dealer prom- ised him free air and volunteered to throw in the clutch? Not forgetting the Scotchman who gave u ' golf for football because he thought a quarterback was a rebate. Also the canny Scot who cuts off Shop’s tail so that he wouldn’t have to build a larger dog-house. Miriam: Was Ealph much cast down after he spoke to your father? Priscilla : Yes, three flights of stairs. Slopsuey: Is your new stenographer superior in any way to the one she re- placed? Mainchow: Well, she can make her gum pop louder. Compliments of H. B. Hume Compliments of Bell Dr. A. L. Jones Dentist Hardware Co. 3 Franklin Street Stoneharn [ 30 ]

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GRADUATION NUMBER Success to 1930 ! STONEHAM CO-OPERATIVE BANK Compliments of Reynolds the Plumber 445 Main Street Stoneham Compliments of Pioneer Food Store Ned C. Yeaton, Prop. GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, CIGARS TOBACCO Farm Hill Station Telephone 0303 Free Delivery Dr. M. D. Sheehan Customers For Emily Post My wife has horrible manners. The other evening at dinner she was scratch- ing her head with her fork. I was so shocked that all the peas rolled otf my knife. That’s An Idea By removing the top of your Christ- mas cigarette lighter you can make a dandy match box. T. A. Pettengill Auto Service Dot: Did he tell you how much he loved you? Dash ; No, but he went through all the motions. Miss Pert: You know, my hair is just full of electricity! Mr. Peck: Why, of course, it’s con- nected to a dry cell. Reason Enough Uncle Jerry said all the women were wild over him. He was janitor of an asylum and slept in the basement. Nicaraguan Flapper: You’ll come back to me soon, Juan? Her boy friend: Yes, darling. Pll be gone only a couple of revolutions. Telephone 0841 13 Pomeworth Street Stoneham Compliments of A. Deferrari Sons Established 1885 Compliments of Stoneham Trust Company [291

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GRADUATION NUMBER Compliments of G. Milano The Shoe Repairer 3S5 Main Street Stoneham Stoneham Spa LUNCHEONETTE HOME MADE CANDIES AND ICE CREAM Delicious Toasted Sandwiches and Omelettes Compliments of Dr. William S. Coy William P. .Manning Tailor Wills Building Central Square Hank: Why are you so sad? Frank: I bought one of those books called, “How To Make Love,” and now I don’t know what to do. It says take the lady’s hand, look into her eyes and say, “I love you, Beatrice.” Hank: Well? Frank: My girl’s name is Lizzie. Life’s Little Mysteries (No. 63,459) 1. Woman in front of scales takes her coat off. 2. Puts coat over left arm. 3. Weighs herself. 4. Gets off scales. 5. Takes coat from off her arm and puts it on again. Whoopee: I scored the winning touch- doAvn last Saturday. Lovejoy: Marvelous. I didn’t know you played football. Whoopee : I don’t. I run the score- board. 1st Autoist: Why did you throw that lighted match away? 2nd Ditto : I’ve never been able to light my cigarette with the first match anyway and so now I save time by throwing it away. Mr. Crabber : My dear, when will you learn that razor blades are not made for sharpening pencils? Mrs. Crabber: When you learn that butter dishes are not made for ashtrays. “R” In Season “I’ve always been religiously inclin- ed,” remarked the oyster as he slid down the minister’s throat, “but I never dreamed I would enter the clergy.” Compliments of Dr. Ralph F. Baxte r Prompt and Efficient Service W. H. Booth Corner of Main and Summer Streets GASOLINE — OILS ACCESSORIES AGENT FOR PAIGE MOTOR CARS SEIBERLING TIRES AND TUBES Compliments of Stoneham Press INSURANCE AND REAL ESTATE We write in Reliable Stock and Mutual Com- panies and assure prompt service in case of loss BARGAINS IN REAL ESTATE which I am sure will interest you SIDNEY A. HILL 407 MAIN STREET STONEHAM [311