Stoneham High School - Wildlife Yearbook (Stoneham, MA)

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THE STONEHAxM HIGH SCHOOL AUTHENTIC Class atcs 1924 Leavitt in English : “Who wrote Mil- ton’s Minor Poems?” A certain Junior, who was quite proud of his Ford, came out of school the other day and saw a fellow class- mate walking away with the front tire. “Come back here,” he yelled, “Gimme my tire.” “Is this your tire?” said the sur- prised classmate, “I. thought it was a rubber band.” Teacher (in Biology) : “Why do birds stand on one foot?” Devlin : “If they lift the other foot, they will fall down.” Melley: “I got Cuba last night on my single tube set.” Longmore : “That’s nothing, I got Greece on my vest!” i Stoneham High School Statistics Best Eoom 13 Best Class ’24 Favorite Period Recess Favorite Study Cooking ! Dumbbells Sophomores ! Fatheads Juniors Most Intellectual Seniors Pleasantest Sound . .Dismissal Bell 1.30 Hardest Task Arrive at 8 o’clock Favorite Pastime .Getting Slips Signed 1925 Miss Moore, continuing the explana- tion, after delivering a lecture : “God bless you, you have spoken well.” “Bank on me kid,” said the shore to the river. Seniors are those who “keep that school girl complexion” on their coat collars. “You rattle me,” said the bones as they rolled across the table. Freshie : “Gee ! Can’t the Juniors run !” Soph. (after seeing Bun ;chase Freddie Brock up the stairs) : It’s lucky for them they can!” We Hear by the Radio THAT; Riley makes frequent visits on Main Street. The Juniors had a wonderful tug-of- war team? John Scanlon got a hair cut! Buckie is pretty clever dodging taxi drivers? Rice thought seriously of leaving Room 13! Normie Pierce has found a tame cherry tree. A certain teacher has made very many friends among the Seniors in the last week. Freddie Brock will keep away from Room 13 in the future. Joe won’t run short of graduation in- vitations. A dude on shore is disgusting, but a swell at sea makes every one sick. THERE IS ALT AYS SOMEONE READY TO SAY A BAD WORD ABOUT YOU. Class Characters and Their Doubles Mutt and Jeff ..Robinson and Kenson Rudy Valentino Prescott Larry Semon Brock Barney Google Nickerson Zane Grey C. Rotundi Barney Oldfield W. Bates Beau Brummel Hale Wille Hoppe J. Kelly The Deerslayer Fuller Mellon’s Food Baby Small Ichabod Crane Gorman Billy and the Boy Artist Haplin Jack Keefe Duplin Pancho Villa Finnegan Punch and Judy .... Kelly and Chase The Human Questionaire Evans The Gingham Girl Hylan The Dream Girl Blanchard The Gumps Lister, Brackley and Parks Tilly, the Toiler Brackley Kenneth was heard singing after the Senior play, “Why DIDN’T I kiss that girl?” Judson is some mind reader when it comes to knowing examination dates? Teacher (in history) : “Remember, use pen not ink.” What a bunch of (auburn) haired bimbos adorn the Junior Class. The Juniors are becoming efficient in glass-blowing, judging from the scarcity of glass tubes in the Labora- tory. 24

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THE STONEHAM HIGH SCHOOL AUTHENTIC Saugus 30010000 0 — 4 Time 2.25. Umpire, Lannoii. S. H. S. 5— Belmont 6 Stoneham High was defeated in their first League game by Belmont High, at Belmont. A great deal of er- rors were made by both teams and Bel- mont emerged the victor. Eotundi struck out 12, but the game was lost through lack of support. MacAnanny and Duplin hit heavily for Stoneham and White and Grady led for Belmont. The summary: S. H. S. Belmont MacAnanny ss 2b Long Kinsley 3b ss Wood Duplin 2b 3b White Patch c If Grady Fallon cf cf De Stephano Hunt lb lb Foster E. Eotundi p c Secor Eobertson If rf Austin Fudge rf p Eockett Innings 123456789 Belmont 20000103 0 — 6 S. H. S. 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 2 0—5 Time 1.55. Umpire, Norton. S. H. S. 26— Lexington 6 Stoneham High had an easy time in beating Lexington, May 31, on the Pomeworth St. grounds. This League game Stoneham won and brightens her chance for the cup. Kinsley and Dup- lin starred for Stoneham. S. H. S. Lexington MacAnanny ss cf Kelly Duplin 2b c Biggi Kinsley 3b ss Collins Fallon cf lb Moloy Eotundi p If McNamara Hunt lb 2b Lydiard Eobertson If 3b J. Moloy Fudge, C. Eotundi rf rf Stetson Brock, Patch c p McIntosh Innings 123456789 S. H. S. 4 1 0 3 2 6 0 0 9—25 Lexington 00100201 1 — 5 Time 2.10. Umpire, Kelleher. S. H. S. 16 — Lexington 7 Stoneham went to Lexington, June 5, for another League game. Lexington seemed a bit better than the previous Saturday, giving us ten less runs, but only being able to get seven themselves so S. H. S. whipped them very easily to the tune of 16 to 7. The summary; ab bh a e Kinsley 3b 5 3 0 1 Duplin 2b 4 3 2 0 MacAnanny ss 4 2 5 2 Fallon cf 5 0 0 0 Eotundi If 5 1 0 0 Hunt lb 2 0 0 0 Eobertson p 6 4 1 0 C. Eotundi rf 3 0 1 1 Fudge rf 1 0 0 0 Brock c 1 1 0 0 Patch c 2 1 2 0 S. H. S. Stoneham got 13 — Belmont 11 back in the race for the Middlesex League championship by defeating Belmont, on the Pomeworth St. grounds, June 7th. “Gene” pitched ' wonderful ball, fanning fourteen and ! allowing only four hits. Brock became j the hero when he tapped out a nice I Texas leaguer which brought in two I runs and being knocked in himself, I giving us a lead of two runs which Bel- I mont could not overcome. The summary : 1 Kinsley 3b j Duplin 2b : MacAnanny s I Fallon cf I Eotundi p Hunt lb Eobertson p !Masi rf Fudge rf Innings S. H. S. Belmont Time 2.05. 2b Long ss Wood 3b White If Grady cf Stephano rf Austin lb Foster c Secor pMcCarthy, White 23456789 0 1 1 2 0 5 3 —13 6 0 1 0 3 0 1 0—11 Umpire, Kelleher. “Love is like an onion. We taste it with delight, But when Tis gone, we wonder Whatever made us bite.” Spring has come. Time to shingle your houses and hair. The Future is what fools call tomor- row, and what wise men call today. The ocean wearily exclaimed, “Incessantly I go; I wonder that I don’t get corns, Upon my undertoe.” The Wedding Cake was heavy but the candles made it light. Man is mortal, don’t expect too much of him. The closest that some people will ev- er get to an auto is an autobiography. 23

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STONEHAM HIGH SCHOOL CROSS COUNTRY TEAM