Stoneham High School - Wildlife Yearbook (Stoneham, MA)

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THE AUTHENTIC. U Mr. Hovey, reading for Caesar in “Julius Ca;- sar,” “Let me have men about me that are fat. ♦ ♦ Would he were fatter.” Miss Turner in Chem. “Mr. Newliall, how are matches made?” Ans. “I don’t know. I’ve never tried it.” Miss Buzzell. “What! Is this a senior scram- bling paity?” J906. Mr. Emerson (stargazing with astronomy class.) “Willie, your head is right in front of the telescope.” Mr. McH. “Oh I Excuse me!” Mr. E. “And I couldn’t see a single thing in it.” Headquarters for Graduation Presents Bellows Jeweler Central Sq James H. Delay Mr. B — 1 in French. “Sil meurt, ce sera a toi qui je le devsai” — “If he dies it will be up to you.” “II a six ans et demi, il aura sept ansle l r du mois prochain.” How do you make that out? We have a valuable addition to our class in the person of Mr. Martin McHale. Shake hands, Mr. McHale. ARTISTIC Floral Decorator AND DEALER IN Many thanks are due Mr. Moulton who always presides at the piano for Virginia Reels, etc. “We think he is the only one for the place.” Rare Flowers Isn’t it sad that there are not more men in this world like that learned one we hear so much about in Civil Government. The stargazing season has come, fullfledged. We have had very pleasant times, with the excep- tion of that painful sensation at the back of the neck. Won’t some kind genius invent an apparatus on which to rest our heads while gazing at the celestial bodies? IN THEIR SEASON CONSERVATORIES, STONEHAM Telephone 204-2 Winchester 71 BEACON STREET Near Charles Street BOSTON What tired little boys we have in ’06! Even the slamming of a door scares them. Telephone 1387-2 Haymarket 1907. Mr. P — y in Physics. “We shall be able to go to heaven in an air ship sometime.” Miss T — r. “If you don’t go the other way you may.” Mr. P — y. “Then we would take the elevator.” We are sorry to learn that Messrs. Milton and Albert Dow are going to leave this school. Miss R. in Latin. “What does ‘freedom of life’ mean in that passage?” Mr. A. F. “Tliat they didn’t have to bother their heads about studying.” DR A. B. JENNEY OFFICE HOURS, 34 Franklin St. . till 9 A.M. f,. f wjf I to 3 And 6.30 to 8 P.M. btoneham Mass. Table Board and Lodging Miss Della Roach 73 and 75 Franklin Street STONEHAM

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JO THE AUTHENTIC. THE AUTHENTIC Published every other month in the interest of the Cla.ss of 1906, Stoneham High School Subscription price, 50 cents per year ; single copies 10 cents For sale at W. E. Whittier’s and A. W. Rice’s Entered at Stoneham Post Office as second class mail matter Editor-in-Chief, William F. cMcHale. Literary Editor, Effte F. ' Eriggs. cMilitary Editor, Wtllard S, cMoulton. Athletic Editor. Harry E. Brovon. Alumni Editor, cMarah L. Bancroft. Debating Society Editor, William H. SMurphy. Class Editors. cMary B. Stevens, 1905; Winifred I. Fayson, 1906; cAlice J. Cogan, J. c llgernon Forbes, 1907 ; Elva E. Andrevos, 1908; Leo F. Corcoran, Erma Woodvoard, Ninth Grade. Exchange Editor, Ruth Vinton. EBusiness cManager, G. Ernest Bell, 66 Hancock Street; Assistant cManager, Roy Dike. PRINTED BY P. L. S W. E. WHITTIER. STONEHAM, MASS. EDITORIALS. We trust this, the sriuhiatioii minilH-r of the AuriiKNi ' ic may l)e pleasinsf to our readers. Its eouteuts are mainly tlie productions of the gradu- atiusi class, who have made their best efforts on these last specimens of their high school work. In behalf of the school, we wish the greatest success to each member of the graduating class in his chosen walk of life. And to the undergraduates we wish a pleasant, profitable vacation, and hope you will return next September with strong, healthy bodies and clear heads, to take up your studies again. jt The school board have introduced manual training into the lower grades, to the hearty satis- faction of the youngsters. Many of the High School members regret that it could not be placed in the High School courses. We hope to see the time when Stoneham shall have so flourished as to be able to set up manual training and a gymnasium in the High School. However, we are none the less thankful for the privileges we now enjoy. J M ' e would like very much to increase our sub- scription list. It is our intention to make the “At ' rnKXTic” interesting and attractive, not only to the members of the school but also to the general public. If you are satisfied with this number of our psipcr you may rest assured that the following issues will be kept up to the standard. jt J jt CLASS NOTES. 1905. How vacant Koom 13 will be next year with no ’0. )S to enliven it. The class bauquet was held at “The Thorn- dike,” on .lune 8 . 11 the teachers and class were present and we all had a most enjoyable time. Miss Buzzell in 1st Eng. “It’s very evident that you’re here, Mr. Hovey, and we often wish we could forget it.” Miss Turner in Chem. “Mr. Mellett, what is the occurence of sulphur?” Ans. “It doesn’t occur to me just at present.” Miss Buzzell in Fr. I. “Mr. Mellett, did you know school had begun?” Ans. “Mo’m.” Miss Buzzell. “You don’t knowmuch do you?” Mr. Mellett. “No’m.” Miss Buzzell. “Now Mr. Mellett and Miss Rollins, if you want to hold each others hands, you had better choose some other place than the schoolroom.

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12 THE AUTHENTIC. The class enjoyed a very pleasant evening; at Mr. Back’s home Jlay 10. Norman, at the whist party. Oh, I Ions for the sreen si ' iissy s ’ass. Two of onr members have left school, Mr. Wright and Mr. Hinds. Their loss is mourned l)y the “Banner Class.” Oh! How much Edward thinks in Physics! Miss II. “Translate ‘quo Ilhenus influit’” Mr. P. “Where the Rhine flew into.” Two young men would I ' ather face the hack of the room than the front. We wonder why? Mr. Emerson in rhetoric, reading an applicaca- tion. “1 can furnish two good references, one from my teacher in the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and tlie other from M. D., both of which you will And enclosed. Mr. Emerson thinks l)oth the enclosed i ersons w’ere lost in the mail as he was unable to find tliem. The “Banner Class” is still prospering. If you don’t believe it ask Miss Turner. We wonder why? .lenks can eat so much at recess. Front seats are reserved in Room 0, for naugli- ty little boys. .Tenks has one. Stop holding my hand. Our class sliould be proud of a diguilied society like the U. T. D. C. We understand from good authority that Mr. Perry wishes to join the U. T. D. C. We wish him success. Tlic class has won two out of three B. B. games played this season : 1907-0, ' l!)0tl-13 ; li)07-14. 1008-0; 1007-8, Melrose ’7-7. Will Miss Turner please tell us what tlic Kur- etie energy of a yeast cake is? Wonder how Bill Murphy liked Cambridge! 1908. We can scarcely realize tliat our Arst year of Higli School life is nearly over. On tlie whole it has been a happy and proAtable one. Our reception was most cordial and our relations during the year have been very pleasant and friendly. Possibly this is due to the fact that even a “verdant fresh- man” has his value. H GOOD THING For Women, Dorothy Dodd Shoes, $2.50, $3.00, $3.50 For Men, Walk-Over Shoes, $3 50, $4. 00 TWO LEADINO SHOES OF THE DAY MURRAY BROS. Sole Agents A. W. Tenney Dentist Chase’s Block, Central Square Stoneham COMPLIMENTS OF DR.J. BLENKHORN FOLLOW THE CROWD TO EMERSON ' S THE DRUGGIST E. d. C. meKEEN IVlepchant Tailor Pay Liess and Dress Better 264 main St, Up one flight Stoneham COMPLIMENTS OF CH.VS. W MESSER McKenna Bros. Groceries » i Provisions Main St, Stoneham A. E. MERSEY 276 Main Street, Stoneham Real Estate Rents Collected