Stoneham High School - Wildlife Yearbook (Stoneham, MA)

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THE AUTHENTIC. 7 Again the little instrument took me to Stone- ham and to the Enterprise Office, wliicli liadn’t clianged at all in ten years. Here was HOUSTON setting type, looking full forty years older than to- day, trying to win bread no doubt for Editor Lewis’ seventeen children, as I saw by actual count. We always thought that Sid PATCHETT was going to be some great mechanical engineer, at least he thought so, as he is always blowing about that automobile he is to make, but what 1 now saw changed my mind completely, for here he was in a seven by nine room, apparently in Germany, mak- ing the toy known as Jack-in-the-Box. I watched him for some time and as he tinished each one and tried it, pushing the wire that held the cover down, as Jack bobbed up Sid’s smile was something remarkable. And those of us tliat know that laugh can imagine what followed. And now with a sliglit explosive noise and a click or two, the little Japanese machine stopped I could hardly believe my senses that I was in Bos- ton and that it was 1J05. I must have looked queer, for my Japanese operator was laughing. I had seen so much and so thoroughly believed these prophetic visions that I offered him my last cent, willing to walk back to Stoneham, but he would only take his regular fee and I left him with the assurance that I hoped tlie Japs would whip the Russians, and when peace was declared, to cele- brate the event, the Class of 1905, Stoneham High School would hold a reunion on the schoolhouse steps, each with a tremendous horn and that ; — “Such a toot as they would blow. Would sure be heard in Tokio.” Roy . . Ho ' HY, ’05. CLASS HISTORY. j “Lulled in the countless chambers of the brain. Our thoughts are linked by many a hidden chain. Awake but one, and lo! what myriads rise! Each stamps its image as the other Hies.” T he difficulty in writing this history has not been in the invention of material, but in the rejection of it. If I should not follow strictly to the chronological order of events, attribute it to the interest of the theme rather than to any fault of mine. There is much to be said, but time forbids me to speak of the various incidents which crowd the recollection, and I trust that no individual will consider his own peculiar circumstances overlooked in the general nature of my remarks. We are sorry it is all over : everyone is sorry to say goodbye, to say goodbye to our schooldays. And it has all seemed so short — as short as the few sad — yes, they are sad! — moments before this merry play has closed. Why, it was only a week ago — in feeling — since we were verdant Freshmen. Just a week ago in feeling, in reality four years. Four years out of our life ; four years between fourteen and eighteen ; the best four years that we may ever know — and they have gone ! How royally we have spent them, like millionaires of time, in song and play and happiness, and just enough study to keep ns salted ! Well ! we will go and the halls will know us no more; but we will always be a part of onr school and onr school will always be a pai’t of us. We shall never forget. Still we are sorry, very sorry ! The ancient records show that we began onr course in what is now the Dean School under one of the best and dearest teachers we have yet had — Miss Hadley. We were at once instructed by Mr. Emerson to be careful in the use of the paper, that we were not to throw paper away unless it were written on both sides. The next day Mr. Emerson came before the class and announced that in spite of his admonitions he had found three sheets of paper in the waste basket but little used. On two of the sheets was the name of Russell Symmes, and on the other was Roy Hovey. Result : Symmes and Hovey in disfavor. The records do not show much activity during the Freshman year, though we carried off nearly all the honors on the athletic field. The first year was one of instruction and initi- ation. Various advices were offered by Mr Emer- son, but even thougli the remarks were of a general nature, yet there are reasons to believe that they were of a particular application Why did Mr. Emerson look over the heads of the rest of ns at onr lusty friend Mr. Hovey and say, “Avoid argu- ments with girls. In spinning yarns among silks and satins aman is sure to be worsted and twisted. Then when he is worsted and twisted he is sure to be wound up.” Though banded by a bond of common brother- hood, we have our particular friends. The remem- bered joys of onr Sophomore year are never past ; they are ever present. It was during the early part of this year that the famous “Wire Gang” was formed with Mr. H. II. Drown, gentleman, as president. On Hallf)ween niglit the class held its first so-

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6 THE AUTHENTIC. FINNEGAN selling shoestrings on the installment plan, with pink stamps on Tuesdays. The ne.xt scene took me to one of the snl)nrhs of New York. Far in the distance an automobile was approaching. As it drew nearer I conld see white ribbons flying everywhere and old shoes dangling on behind. wedding, sure enough,” thought I. “I wonder who it is?” Well, if I am not greatly mistaken, as one is liable to be at such a rapid glance, there in the back seat was M.VRY STEVENS and,— THOMAS McFAIlTLAND. With J.VNE LEWIS for chatleur, as they wheeled out of sight I wondered how the .Judge came to give his consent. And now I seemed to have dropped down into some educational estaldishment. A sleepy looking set of men were evidently supposed to be listening to the learned professor, who, though now with white hair, was DIOGENES ARISTOIMIENES ALCIBIADES GRANT, D. D., L. L. D., ,T. C. 1). The only person who was wide awake was a re- porter seated at a table, PE.VRL VIN ' I ' ON. But the most familiar scene that the .Tap showed me was in onr old High School, somewhat the worse for wear and somewhat battered. 1 saw in the office, where we have been in the habit of ■seeing Mr. Emerson seated, EDWARD BRADY, “(’hick” was bald headed, with spectacles on his nose. Can you imagine “Chick” rushing a fresh- man to the door and tell him not to come back until he had seen the committee? As the dill’erent rooms came into view, who should we find washing dishes in the lunch room but MABEL BANKS WILSON, the very girl we had supposed would astonish the world in Grand Opera. Evidently she became so attached to the teachers during her High School course that she never could leave them . In the gymnasium, (a much needed addition presented to the town l)y the Class of ’0.5) I saw VIOLET DEL.VNO giving a lesson in physical culture, instructing the young ladies how, by phy- sical means if necessary, to have a ready command of. and how to handle unruly husbands. From appearances, her training in the play had helped her greatly, and may she have great success in this new vocation. By various signs it appeared that Domestic Science was the principal thing now taught. (I couldn’t help thinking how much better tliis was than French and German, for in this case the girls would l)e likely to do all the studying.) This de- partment was in charge of .lULI.V DI.MOCK, who, by diagrams on the board I saw was giving a lesson on the maloderous subject of sewerage. Lying upon a desk I noticed a huge volume upon “The Life and Times of Russell Ervin,” a second Andrew Carnegie who, instead of founding libraries, founded asylums for spavined athletes. The author’s name looked quite familiar, being LOTTIE PARKER HUTCHINS’ scientific mind must have taken a queer turn, for the next scene showed him running a macaroni factory on the side of Mt. Vesuvius. Not seeing any boilers around I tried to see how he got all his hot air. Well, I found that it was com- ing out of immense pipes that went into the side of the mountain. “Hutch” was prol)ably still on the hunt for a girl when his money ran short and this is where he happened to settle. He probably wasn’t very lonesome, for I no- ticed BERTHA HINCHCLIFFE and DANIEL POORE i)asting labels on “Hutch’s” macaroni boxes. Dan’s tongue looked as bu.sy as ever, but just now, instead of relating that little experience with the C C. C , he was lapping labels. From sunny Italy to icy Greenland was a cinch for this machine, for I was now looking at a great field of snow. Far in the distance I could see three men sitting in the shade of a pole, evidently the North Pole, fauiiing themselves and eating ice cream. From pictures in magazines I knew that one of these men was Lieutenant Peary, and the others, well, they were a little more familiar, as they were CHAREIE NEWHALL and CARL SY- MONDS. “Nul)y” had probaf)ly got frozen out some nice line evening and had taken Carl along with him to pacify him in Ids moments of grief. Things began to melt and soon I was in the Bowery, New York. Coming along the street I noticed a nice, large, plump girl with a basket over her arm. I saw that she was selling hair firushes, which reminded me of a little incident in the life of one of my classmates who, I believe on one occasion got all she wanted of a hair brush, and perhaps a little more too — and lo, this was Sue ROLLINS herself, who was now peddling brushes for a living. A click of the machine and I thought I was in Patch’s laboratory, for it resembled that establish- ment greatly, but a big signboard soon put me wise. This is how it read : — “Ai.r. Sours oi’T.viN i icn Monky Fitmig.m kd Hkuk.” ,I()U D. Rockkfku.ki!, Founder. Tiiom. s Russki.l Svmmks, Pres. Eihki. .losKPinxi? DnuKKU, Sec. They probably started in this business with the money presented them in the play, but Ethel’s n.ame is still DURFEE, as we see by the sign.

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8 THE AUTHENTIC. cial in Patch’s barn. “Diji” Reynolds’ new suit of clotlies became a non-suit as a result of someone throwing a plate of ice cream at him. About a week later the “Wire Gang” went down to a house on Chestnut street, where the Freshman class of ’0(1 was holding a class social. One of the gang took a cake from a young lady who was going to the social and divided it among the fellows. The day after this social the gang came to school each wearing a little brass l)ell which had been removed from a pair of reins found outside the house in which the social had been held. The tinkling of the hells disturbed the French teacher so much that she reported the atl ' air to Mr. Emerson. The fellows were called into the otiice, but the door is closed on what was said there. The president of the class received a bill claiming damages for a broken window and tiie reins destroyed. After the damages were paid, Ed Rrady, who collected the money, had enough left after the payment to buy candy, peanuts and two tickets to the old Howard. The nest place visited by the “Wire Gang” was Barton’s, on North street, where the class of ’04 was holding a social Two of the fellows got into the pantry and passed out pie and cake to the gang outside, but were unable to find the ice cream. The gang waited in the shadows for a particular member of ’04 who was to come at nine o’clock. The unfortunate fellow was seized and painted w’ith iodine. He got away before the artists were finished and called the ’04 crowd to his aid. Cross- country running was in order. ' I ' he gang escaped. The class held its first house social at the home of Miss Bertha Walker. The initiation of Hickory Mellett into the “Wire Gang” is the ne.xt subject in the review of these turbulent times “Hick” wore mism.ated shoes and antiqu.ated clothing. He was made to ride in a little two-wheeled cart, to sing songs and to go through the manual of arms with an old broom — a ludicrous scene as I look back over the review. Raising the emblem of the secret society on the flag pole at the school capped this series of pranks, and shortly after this, the name of Sam Drown, president and leader of this gang, was dropped from the school roll. Poor Sam, he was attacked with hay-fever and was eaten by a horse as he was standing near Sanborn’s shoe store, and we have not heard from him since. The gang was broken up and the actors have passed by the boards into other plays. It is with many regrets that I look back over these bright scenes and think of the fellows who were with us then but who do not appear here today. Jlistakes have been made and opportunities have been lost and are never to be regained. Had they but taken the advice of Mr. Emerson when they were on the wrong road they might have won. Tiiere are lights and shadows in every history, but shadows in our lives cause oppression, and many things are better left unsaid. The records contain many proofs of an ingenious facetionsness. Our edu- cation was not always done soberly, I assure you. Ambition had, at that time, exercised but little in- fluence and pride, sustained but few disappoint- ments. Our temper was not embittered by the unexpected, nor was our exertiem checked by nn- coiuiuerable competition. Animated by the glor- ious promise of the future we cast off all care and delighted to dwell upon the glittering scene of expectation The summer vacation passed quickly and we became the junior class We began the study of Geology. We used to think that it was time elaborately thrown away, but now I see that we were singularly unapprecia- tive. We had many happy times searching for geological specimens. It was on one of these en- joyable trips that Stacy Finnegan lost her footing and slid to the bottom of a hill. We went to the .Vgassiz Museum at Harvard A pretty little inci- dent happened while we were there “Dick” Ervin and a young lady of the ’04 class managed to sepa- rate themselves from the rest of ns and went into the little chapel where this part of their conversa- tion was overlieard “Dick” was asking, “Wiiat makes a man. when he is engaged, give a girl a diamond ring?” “Why, the girl, of course,” re- plied tiie little maid. We went to the theatre, but some of the girls didn’t like the play because they thought the dinner scene was a little course. We began to make flowers in March to be used in the decorations for ’04. We held many flower parties but the one at Clerk Green’s on High street is of particul ar interest. Ed Brady believing that Mr. Green had cider in the house, slipped into the cellar when none of ns were lookimj:. After using a box of matches, Ed. struck upon what he sup- posed to be a keg of cider He shouldered the keg and went out into the yard He put the keg down on a saw-horse, got a glass, filled if, and took a long lingering drink; he found it to be the sourest vinegar ever made “Chick” shoiddered the keg and put it back where he found it. .Vfter the social given by the Misses Stevens, a joint social of the classes of ’04 and ’0 was held at