Stone Mountain High School - Corsair Yearbook (Stone Mountain, GA)

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M ,im ... ..s.M....-. ...Aw-. My dog ate my contacts, and l couldn't see to rite. - Mrs. Scott father used my homework for fire kin- - Mrs. Mote s. Mote expresses the opinion ofall teachers on hearing excuses. 5 'f l left it in my Dad's car which is at the air- port. - Mr. Willbanks. 5 Asn-. in 'NN ss. Q is fs Q . i 'N . if s i - 2 st - www X f X - . s .sw as X a ...KNOB i l forgot. - Dr. Nainan Huw lr My little brother had to use the bathroom and we were out of toilet tissue. - Mrs. lfill Plot Pictured his past remains forever child Jennie Green 2 Nemo me impune lacessit David Rosmger I5 Set your sails to the wind Carol Tufo 4 Good mathematics teachers are like Dial Soap Aren t you glad you know them? Don t you wish everybody did? Daisy Turner 5 It is forbidden to kill therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets - Voltaire. - Anne Wilson 1. He who knows nothing of . . a I wasjust too busy, but my mother said it was okay to take a couple of more days. - Mrs. Brewer

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f course, Stone Mountain students have excellent aca- demic interests, but every once in a while we may falter and . . , forget to do our homework! This is when our ingenious ideas go to work and we make up fabulously inno- vative excuses. Although we are brillant with our inventions, they don't always work. Sometimes we make our teachers a little bit angry. That's when we lower our grades and raise their blood pressures. On these two pages are a sampling of some of the favorite excuses from some of our favorite teachers! any ' 'l ' I was kidnapped by a band of gypsies and I wasn't returned until morning. - Mrs. Wil- son 4 I left my homework in myjacket and it's bein washed today. - Mrs. Tufo ' Wi!!! fit! ggggg ini SS ass men in N. aaxssouzsrtv sur it mum, 'lMy horse chewed it up. - Mrs. Turner -Mba Gene willbanks Tom Willingham Joan Willis Scienqe Social Studies Business Lead, follow, or get out of the way! X1-14 H my Jane Wise English wisely and slow. They stumble that run fast. lRomeo and Julietl Harriet Woodard Plonie Youmans Mathematics Special Education When all else fails Study!

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Claudia Jordan Nonie Youmans Beth DeRock Kathy Swett Betty Hammonds Lynn Southall Sheron Douglas Derald Long frightl Ivy Smith Jennie Green Beverly Cole Carol Tate Eugene Willbanks Mike Hughes Jim Perotta Sidney O. Lionberger Jeanne Wagner Madaline Ifill RoseMen'y Brock Jane Hursey 36