Stone Mountain High School - Corsair Yearbook (Stone Mountain, GA)

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f course, Stone Mountain students have excellent aca- demic interests, but every once in a while we may falter and . . , forget to do our homework! This is when our ingenious ideas go to work and we make up fabulously inno- vative excuses. Although we are brillant with our inventions, they don't always work. Sometimes we make our teachers a little bit angry. That's when we lower our grades and raise their blood pressures. On these two pages are a sampling of some of the favorite excuses from some of our favorite teachers! any ' 'l ' I was kidnapped by a band of gypsies and I wasn't returned until morning. - Mrs. Wil- son 4 I left my homework in myjacket and it's bein washed today. - Mrs. Tufo ' Wi!!! fit! ggggg ini SS ass men in N. aaxssouzsrtv sur it mum, 'lMy horse chewed it up. - Mrs. Turner -Mba Gene willbanks Tom Willingham Joan Willis Scienqe Social Studies Business Lead, follow, or get out of the way! X1-14 H my Jane Wise English wisely and slow. They stumble that run fast. lRomeo and Julietl Harriet Woodard Plonie Youmans Mathematics Special Education When all else fails Study!

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,4- wo1l Brent Colson admires Stacey Collins's diligent studying. Jeff Scordino and Stacey Dixon find the library a good place to concentrate. I at.. -,M pi Trandy Greiner has her own homework advisor. Kelly Mangan is taken by surprise. Byron Thompson Linda Towe Carol Tufo Para-professional Associate Teacher English Ami Vonesh Foreign Language J' 'Av-war . Linda Voynich Coordinate Vocational Academic Education lt's not what you do that matters, it's how well you do it! Jeanne Wagner Library

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M ,im ... ..s.M....-. ...Aw-. My dog ate my contacts, and l couldn't see to rite. - Mrs. Scott father used my homework for fire kin- - Mrs. Mote s. Mote expresses the opinion ofall teachers on hearing excuses. 5 'f l left it in my Dad's car which is at the air- port. - Mr. Willbanks. 5 Asn-. in 'NN ss. Q is fs Q . i 'N . if s i - 2 st - www X f X - . s .sw as X a ...KNOB i l forgot. - Dr. Nainan Huw lr My little brother had to use the bathroom and we were out of toilet tissue. - Mrs. lfill Plot Pictured his past remains forever child Jennie Green 2 Nemo me impune lacessit David Rosmger I5 Set your sails to the wind Carol Tufo 4 Good mathematics teachers are like Dial Soap Aren t you glad you know them? Don t you wish everybody did? Daisy Turner 5 It is forbidden to kill therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets - Voltaire. - Anne Wilson 1. He who knows nothing of . . a I wasjust too busy, but my mother said it was okay to take a couple of more days. - Mrs. Brewer