Stigler High School - Buffalo Yearbook (Stigler, OK)

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MYER' ll P ' 1 B JT. 531 .lllllllllll NIJ- ' ri t ' XV? lr- l'U 'C 'H'-I ' it m e-cz- N OTIQE. The person who made the remark' that Mr. Slough would break his camera tak- ing pictures of certain teachers and stu dents of high school for The Buffalo, will please report to superintendent s office and have his name registered for being such an original prodigy FALSE REPORT It was reported at school the other mor ning that Mr Wheat had beaten Lois up meaning that he had given her a licking Mr Wheat did beat Lois up but not with a board, he merely got up earlier in the morning than she did Lois was in the habit of getting up earlier in the mor ning and brushing her father s clothes and sometimes shining his shoes, so that he could set an example for neatness be fore high school pupils But for some reason, on Tuesday evening 20 1923 a young man kept Miss Wheat up later than usual so she could not get up as early as she had been and Mr Wheat beat her up AUNT MARIE S ADVICE To Our Boys and Girls Edited by Aunt Marie Fears Dear Aunt Marie I am 18 years old and every one says I am a good looking boy, my only handicap is that I cant smg Please tell me how to remedy this defect Arthur Ross Answer Arthur, I advise you to take a correspondence course in stenography Aunt Marie Dear Aunt Mane We are two beautiful girls We are in love wlth the same boy and neither of us will give him up What shall we do Eva and Tenme Answer-You might do either of two thingsg you might persuade the young gentleman to go to Utah and embrace the Mormon faith, or rat poison administered by one of you to the other would soon eliminate the difficulty Aunt Marie Dear Aunt Marie What kin would I be to Oscar Garner I marry Leon Thomas Vera Logan Answer Not enough to justify you Aunt Marie Dear Aunt Marie I am ln danger of flunkmg in Latin II What shall I do to be saved' Cecil Wilson Answer I refer you to Peter, Brown Maddrey Hunkville, Arkansas They are experts on the Latin situation and I un derstand they have ponies everywhere from two weeks to four years old Aunt Marie Dear Aunt Marie Please tell me some way to keep my pupils from going to sleep in History class Miss Holley Answer Move the class close to the music room None ever slept there Aunt Marie My wife tells me I talk too much This makes a bad impression upon the people How can I overcome thls difficulty? Calup Hill Answer-Join the Deaf and Dumb Ora torlcal Society Aunt Mane Dear Aunt Marie Please tell me something to do to tract girls attentions Guy Curry Answer Why Guy, you are as foolish as many young people are Girls like boys that are real not put ons Aunt Marie 4 - 1llIIIIlllllllllllllllIIIIllllllIllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllll .Vlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll .- C Pun SIVINTY-UIl'l - , - ' E E W ' if E E -- ' Q . , . . . E 3 . . . . - 5 5: S - , ' - 5 2 7 1 - I E w i l-W'-' E E bk :se as wk wk wr au: wr is at :ze :ae ' ' ' ' . 5 5 'F ' if ' - - E as ' wk - E g we i af ' - - 5 E is ' ' az: ' . 5 ' E wk is ae ak wk wk ae ar an in wk wk --- E ' E ' ' ' . E i ' ' ' - : E ' - ' at- E 2 . , . ' 5 E ' I W 1 . E E ' .' W ' ' , :E . -2 A A 5 U I llll IllllllllllllllllllllllIIIQ I Y' I fig .xlllmunlnllI1IIII4IInulunnnnlumuunl nnlllllllmllullllli is l -um luul l lnn m inu s nu I H H ,G .0555 il- I ll ll ll I' ll ll ll I.. ' -1 M-Xl'N'.3i IJ' l I T - . 1' if P 'I .I

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. Tj '1 ,' 1 1' - -- , 4-I :1 .-n,K:f -V R . W -'N . x f l .i f L ,lv ,, I gluing. ' ' ' I- - p I 9 H .Vg 4 ENUM. E mul K ll ici, w lifl . .-l x-' ,Q , les, i D 20- J fir W -'Q e.1'm , e e R-for ' e ---- If .. avi. ---- '., GOLD TOOTH MYSTERY SOLVED! SORE TOE. Clever Detective Work Catches Thief. Cut Com Too Deep- Sore Toe Results' Last Friday afternoon Miss Ruby Mc- The great gold tooth mystery has been Clinton was given permission to go home solved. For many days Miss Nell McClure, . . on account of her suifering dreadful pam - the honorable owner of the gold tooth, has - . from a too closely shaven corn on her Q Q sought for it. The tooth in question is a little toe u 5 valuable thing and its sudden disappear- Miss Mcclinton was planning for the fu- fr ance has caused Miss McClure H0 Small ture last Thursday night and trimmed her amount of anxiety. corns so that she could wear her neat It seems that Miss McClure wore the Sam? Shpgeri Frldaytnflghtk Shi? out too tooth to her bedroom one day, and for the eip? in a T501 k eg of if ' h 1 , , u s e cou n in o missing sc oo, time forgot the value of the.art1cle. When so She dressed her toe and came to school- she left the room, she was dismayed to find Late in the afternoon Miss Mcclinwn - that the treasure was missing. She knew could Stand the pain no longer so She got 55 it was gone because she felt her shoe a permit to go home and doctor it, so she 5 gg string coming untied. could rest well that night-on the glazed : it fl ' 2 Detectives were put in charge of this oors f 'W case and Miss McClure was relieved enough 1 by this to come to school and attend to CARL MCDOW ENGAGED' QI her English department. There was ab- , , fH5 solutely no clue to the solution of the mys- h, Tins aetier Xa? ffounduby a student an Egg tery. However, as but one person, Allie lg sc 00 ' f Cmlmlgamg y angounces t e Q' .3 Lane, besides Mies McClure, had been in engfiegenlt 0 'ZF C, Of' 'jmfine Sus' - l-' fher room the day the tooth was stolen, EEC e ar 'Wir imiml Use ese are js f detectives shrewdly guessed this person, e exact WOT S 0 t e et er' f' Q Miss Lane, was the thief. My Dearest BOY: :Lf -- Your letter was so like you, noble, un- jlj YOUNG LADY TARDY, selfish and self-sacrificing, you dear, silly IM: .1 boy. I love you quite too well to listen 5 'Z An unconfirmed report has just reached to YOUY HOHSOHSO- FOFSN you? Give YOU ' the office that Miss Palestine Morton was UP? Never! I love Bhd admire YOU all il Q tardy at school one day this week. The the MOTO fOl' this- I Cah't give YOU UP- E 5 3h6l'lH'S d9P8l'tIH9Ylt has been at work 011 I have just cgme from a dance. Alex the Case to flhd out What YOUI18' mall de- proposed to me tonight. I refused him, tained the YO'-1118 lady, who iS usually S0 of course, for I thought of what you told : - Pllhctual- At the time this P9-Del' 8065 to me two years ago in the same house. I Qi E1 press no arrests have been made, but sev- promised, there, to be your sleeping beauty E' ,E eral clues are being followed by the of- and to Sleep until you come 1-,O wake me, Ei I fiCOI'S- I shall sleep through eternity if you do :l 5 --i-ii--- not come. Ei 5: LOST-Between Senior Claass of '22 Forever yours, if E and '23, Sehi01' privileges- fName censored by Bus. Mgr.J ill? e 5 5 A , ,qi A U 5 I illlllllllllllllllllllllVllll lllllllllllllll Illlllllllllllllll lllllig '1 4 A .3-ll .xllllllllllllllllllllIllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllf' : ml iv' I I l nllllllll lllll l lll l i llll illlllll l lllllll lllllll lllllllllllls 'll glhlll lllllll llllllll lllllll llllllll lllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllr Pun BIVINTT-IIGILI' ' lp 1 . T T' 'i J w ' Tirft..

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-fwuwr Amr' -'ur - P 'ry Wg' '73 yf'l '!!11.' X-.f5'?3 ' , . . l M . . . 5 N 1. I I 3 1 it-T4 Q gnuwl. . -,ANN - 'rn' 'R ' 9 W . in ,7 llllllu s ' v 4- i , . --5 5 gm Um l U rl ,aff gil A I ' N A ELIC KW.: kvwv M- lg 'E ....-.-fur um A an T.. 4:77 , The blind man picked up a hammer and saw: The dumb man picked a wheel and spoke. Q E - 5 : 5 Dock: Are you going to wear your sweater to the basket ball game Friday? E E Bill: I ain't going to wear nothing else. A i i Dock: Gracious, boy. E 2 Leon: ffwhat is a lip stick? . 2 2 Vera: It's what makes tulips bloom in winter. Visitor: Pardon me, but do you know Ray Colemana? Zella: Sure, he sleeps next to me in Civics. E 2 W The rain it raineth every day Upon the just and unjust fellows: Q i But chiefly on the just, because 2 E . The unjust steal the justs' umbrellas. g i 5 A kiss is a curious proposition. It is of no use to one and absolute bliss for two. The E 'E small boy gets it for nothing: the young man has to steal it: and the old man has to E S E buy it. It's the baby's right, the lover's privilege, and the hypocrite's mask. To a i g EI t young girl it means hope, to a married woman, faith, and to the old maid charity. E g o- 3 ra: Q- : : E lj: ' - - E E 5 2 Say, you know Leon Thomas' neck? 5 5 .1 uYes.n E 5 Well, he fell in the water up to it, not long ago. e i i 'l ' '. : Z , Miss McClure: What are the silent watches of the night? Earl: The ones we forget to wind. - E 3 E lg - E E Q Two,down and five to go, called Mr. Carmichael, as he reached for the biscuit E E gldg plate. g g ii E ' 1- Q E Bill: I'have never seen such dreamy eyes. Q 5 ' ' Thelma: Maybe you have never stayed so late before. E E The popular song is now entitled, Oh, where are my wandering grades tonight? 4 Carl standing between Alex and the light. Alex: Your head may be empty but I cannot see through it. E E 5 E Carl: Eh? El Q Alex: Yep. 'Q E : Can you imagine anything worse than the fellow who received a valentine a day ahead and then gives it to some one else ? 5 E I shall never marry, Ray declared, Until I meet a woman who is my direct 5 E opposite. 0h! Ray, Inez cried delightedly, There are a number of intelligent girls in the 2 E neighborhood E! S Eli 5.5 A A 5 5 E EIHIIIIHIIHIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllkg 'Q 1 4 ,itlllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIHIllllllIllluIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllE E ,, S1 -, Q H il- u ur n on n u u in nlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllis i lf 'lilIlIllIIIIllliilllllllllllllllllllIIIIIllHIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllln Psol lmrrr, f' 7 ' T . V Y' f ' A f 'I ': ff. .ani