Stevensville High School - Yellowjacket Yearbook (Stevensville, MT)

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CLASS PROPHECYC Dear Jessie, Must tell you all the news about our old class of '5O. Did you know that jack Austin is now manager of the Boo-boo Burlesque Show in New York City. And who could his leading star be but Phyllis Hayden. The crowds are so enthusiastic that Ray Hawley, now a rookie on the police force, is kept hopping to keep order. But tlmt's just a beginning. Get this. George Bozlee has actually turned out to be a famous crooner adored by his bobby sox fans. Richard Overholtzer is the MC of his radio program. Tom Burditt is doing a commendable job training little, yellow Canaries to accompany Boz on his show. Duane Clatworthy keeps house for his wife who manages a big textile firm while Rolly Clevidence is converting his fellow men as a stiff and consecrated clergyman. Oh, Jessie, remember Harold Slip Enebo? Well, he's president of Har- vard now. Swell, huh? His cousin Don Enebo is building up quite a fortune swab- bing out beer joints. Jim Harris is a comedy star in the ice capades. Gosh, did you know that Janet Hill operates a very specialized matrimonial agency? Norman Johnson has a swell job posing for that Pepsodent smile advertisement. Then there is janet Johnston who manages 3 of her husbands 5 ranches. Ben Longbottom is in popular demand as a baby sitter, for he successfully croons the little rascals to sleep in his great bass voice. Paul Martin has a prom- ising future painting horse stalls in private barns. Emily Chesmore is a rich woman in her own right. She has made a hobby of teaching her pet frogs how to swim the backstroke. june Wagner is at present liv- ing with her fifth husband, the honorable Lord Ashton. Oh, yes, Dixie Lee Osbum is a concert tap dancer. She has bleached her hair and acquired a European accent Don Puyear is a baby photographer. He uses all his spending money in lawsuits with his various wives. Shirley Rehberg is famous, you know. She was the first woman to climb Mt. Ranier unaided. LaVeme Osburn is in a thriving business. He owns the F eetfirst Funeral Parlor.

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We, jean Paulson and Sophie Weigand, will our silliness to Jaime Bailey and Donna Mae Wright. I, Don Puyear, will the trinkets in my car to Patti O'Hare. I, Shirley Rehberg, will my trim figure to Louise Lunde. I, Weston Rhodes, would will something but I want to keep her. I, Don Schrage, will my ability to be continually late to school to Jimmy Win- ters. I, Ralph Squires, will my ability to stay in English class to Jim Bird. I, Don Terry, will Grace to whomever thinks he is big enough to take her away from me. ' I, June Wagner, will my temper to Carol Harper. I, Arlene Williamson, will my loud fingernail polish to Laverne Lovingood. I, Maybelle Zeiler, will my height to Wayne Avery since he needs it so badly. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, we hereunto set our hands and hearts in seal at dear old Stevensville High School this twenty-fifth day of May in the year of our Lord, Nineteen Hundred and Fifty. - A, v ii

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I hope I'm not boring you, Jessie. But you'l1 perk up when you hear about Ar- lene Williamson. She is a much desired and advertised eye-brow plucker in her own famous salon. She goes by the name of Madam Arlenia Williamsonia. Then there is Ralph Squires who gives private lessons in French on how to approach women in l'a.ffaires da la mour. Sophie Weigand has just given birth to her fifth boy. Another pebble on the beach. Remember little Maybe1leZei1er? She manufactures her own patented inven tion- -Zeilers Zippers for Zeigfield Zootsuits. Don Terry is a fine upstanding fel- low who has won the reputation of being a false teeth expert. Claudia Kelly is a chemist theses expert on the causes of the ingrown toe nail. At the same time Weston Rhodes has battled his way to fame and fortune by raising square-tailed squirrels. And as you well know, Jean Paulson is now first woman governor of your own home state, Tennessee. Well Jessie, that's all for nowg the guards have just come and taken away my my crayola. Your ever lovin, Poopsey. ,MW rxfmflx I I '-Y,