Stevensville High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Stevensville, MI)

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CLASSROOM CHUCKLES Mrs. Jefferis: (after explaining the value of diamonds to bread in economics class) Why are little diamonds so expensive when you can get a loaf of bread for ten cents? Class: Because they are so rare. Rezzie: No, beoause bread has holes in it. Mr. Shearer (in chemistry class) Why is it that the world stays together? Why doesn’t it fall apart? Canary: Beoause it’s on an axle. In business English the class was forming plurals of nouns whioh is usually done by adding s. Without thinking two of them gave the plural of Mr. as Mrs. Frank Klaokle proved his interest in bees in the oral English olass so often that Lenord Siewert is urging him to play the bee on Jack Benny's program. Who's having the best time? asked Mrs. Myers walking into a noisy assembly. Evalt, was the unhesitating reponse. He was cleaning up the ink he had just spilled on the floor. • Mrs. Jefferis: Why is Amerioan money so inelastio? Canary: Beoause it doesn’t stretch as far as you want it to. Mrs. Myers: Give some English words derived from the Latin word mater meaning mother. Voioe from the rear: Mattress. Patty: I got a cramp in my foot. Mrs. Bodjaok: Then don't wade in any puddles. Patty: Well, I could jump out with the other foot, couldn't I? for 93r ' COEEECT STYLES 4 Y0M6 MET Hart, Sohaffner, k Marx - Timely Clothes Portis and Mallory hats-- Holeproof hose Allen-A underwear - Hickok belts, suspenders Arrow shirts, ties, handkerchiefs, shirts fCIKE CLOTHING CO. 2 7 ST JTP ST. ST JOSTP i, M Ctf. 51

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RAZZING THE REDBIRDS Mr. Shearers Maxine, what has become of your ethios? Maxine: Oh, I traded it in for a Lincoln Zephyr. Canary: My picture was in all the papers last week. Jimmy: How muoh reward did they offer? Chinaman: Will you sealy (Seely) this letter for me? Miss Larkin: Rezzie, would you like to go to town for me? Rezzie: No, but Ollie would. (Hollywood) Frank C. Do you return the money when an artiole isn't satisfao- tory? Merchant: That depends on the artiole. Frank: This is a book. Merchant: What was wrong with it? Frank: It didn't end right. CLASS HISTORY (continued from page 28) mas party, junior-senior theater party, and a St. Valentine party. We gave a play, A RUN FOR HER MONEY. We sold Scot- ty dogs and Cardinal pins. Louis: We raffled a beautiful quilt our mothers had made at the TOM THUMB WEDDING. We had a bingo booth at the PTA Carnival. Gerald: We had a great time on senior skip day. Class: And howl Teacher: What are your class colors, class flower, and motto? Charles E: Our class colors are blue and silver, and the flower is the carnation. Our motto is------ Class: In ourselves our future lies. Teacher: That will dose our history lesson covering the activ- ities of the class of 1937. Class dismissed. mmm mm WE SUPPORT Of TEE PEOPLE Of SWl EESPUE WH£f f MU Cm UEfiR E Efiy WORD 30

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