Steubenville High School - Crimsonite Yearbook (Steubenville, OH)

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Foibles and Funnies of 1928 Don't tell me of mans being able to talk sense: everyone can talk sense. Can he talk nonsense? For A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest men Pearse Reignzed And .-ll! H115 IIT! The damsel rent her hair ltifty cents an hour.l Her husbands breath came in short pants tbut none would tit the baby.J She angrily threw her voice land it broke a dining room windowjg he raised his tbut not to be a soldier.l She submitted and dropped her eyes lone shattering it- self on the floor.J She kissed him and he gave her a few gentle cuffs twhich were later used on her street suit.J Ain't love phenomenal? ll'l10st' Car! When it's newly washed ...... Mother? When it's just overhauled ..,..,,. Son's there's a dance on .... Daughters When When it needs repairs, fresh paint. live new tires, and tank full of Dads g3.S ....... ..--- -------- ---- - - Miss Anderson-t'I've went. That's wrong, isn't it? Mary Mahon- Yes, ma'am. M. A.-'tWhy is it wrong? M. M.- Because you ain't went yet. Adrian Doyle-Do you pet? Frances Davitt-Sure, animals. Adrian Doyle-Go ahead then, l'll be the goat. Miss Odell-t'Give the principal parts of the Latin verb to skatefl Ruth Copeland-L'Skato, slippere, falli, bumpusf' Miss Odell- Falio, failure, flunki, sup- pendusf' Miss Brown- I shall be tempted to give this class a test soon. Gladys McClain-t'Yield not to tempt- ation. You can tell the class of an H. 5. man by his name: Vi. Pekruhn-Freshman. Yictor H. Pekruhn-Sophomore. Y. Hugo Pekruhn-junior. Y. H. Pekruhn-Senior. An American Citizen in the Making: What is your name? - Mr. Lawr- ence. Where were you born? - Wales What part? - All of me. Why did you leave Wales? - I could not bring it with me. Where were your forefathers born?i'- I only got one father. Where is Washington? - He's dead. I mean the capital of the United Statesfl- They loaned it to Europe. Now do you promise to support the Constitution? - Me? I-I'ow can I. I got a wife and family to support. Hester Yandine-s No, I simply could- n't walk a step in shoes that pinch like that. Clerk- I'm sorry. madamg but I've shown you all our stock now. Those shoes you have on, that hurt you, are the ones you were wearing when you came in. Adrian Doyle- Once I knew all my lessons by heart. but I developed leakage of the heart. and it all leaked out. Mary Katherine McCoy-treading in Virgil classj- I was stupefiedg my voice stood on end and my hair stuck in my throat. james Barcus-t'What's an operetta?l' Lester Narragon-l'Donlt be dumb- it's a girl who works for the telephone company. This notice appeared on the bulletin board in the hall: SCIENCE CLUB TO BLAST FURNACE They must be hunting for hidden treasure. NINETY SEVEN

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Num :XLIAS ANCIENT ANcEsToRs james Rinker Jimmy Caesar Burma Rinehart Shrimp Cupid Stanley Plies Starz Simon Legree Marjorie Day Mo.rgy Yenus Adrian Doyle Wit Don juan Harold Hays 'tPea11ut Caruso Mary Agnes Davin Aggie She won't tell George Jones Jo1zesy Archimedes Elizabeth Brooks Betty Cleopatra Jay Swearingen Jazie'l Who cares? Elizabeth McConnell Betty St, Patrick Robert Given Bob Brigham Young Elsie McGeorge Kirk Pericles Glendon Gould Glen Apollo Mary Jane Dunn Jane Carmen Robert Cummins Bob Neptune Dorothy Lafferty I Dot Mazda Charles Doepke Clzufkn Brutus Helen Bloomer Honey Camille Elizabeth Rogers 'tBetty Salome William Loretta Bill Columbus Virginia Passavant Ginyu Portia james Ensell Marian Thompson Bottles Tommie Oliver Cromwell Athena APPEARS at 9:00 journalistic Peaceful I ndustrious Regular C hildish Sophisticated Important Positive Sleepy Harmless Satisfied Helpful Agreeable Often Inexperienced Distinguished Prepossessed Sweet Confused Unimportant ln a hurry Slow but sure Exclusive ICR USUALLY SEEN With Punk With Harold But never heard In Library alone CPD Doing stunts here and there on Eighth Street In a Dodge Coupe eating talking studying? With Billie? Speeding with a man at a dance happy but not always smiling with HPat in halls with E. M. in front of annex with friends